010 Good job
"Then I have to arrange a job for you that is easy and enjoyable!" The second uncle pinched his waist and said.
Zhao Yun heard that Coke was bad, he hadn't done a good job since he entered the society, it was all thankless, think about the living conditions of Zhang Lin's female devil, if you can really have a good job now, it doesn't matter if it's a ghost school or not!
"It's still the second uncle who is good to me!" Zhao Yun said with a smile on his face.
The second uncle put his hands behind his back, smiled evilly like a little old man and said, "Whose eldest nephew doesn't hurt?" In the future, you will serve the ghosts! ”
After speaking, the second master suddenly turned into a puff of green smoke and disappeared, leaving only Zhao Yun who was stunned and had not yet reacted.
"Haha" Zhang Jianfeng saw that the second master was gone, and finally couldn't help laughing wildly.
Zhao Yun looked at Zhang Jianfeng, who was a little abnormal, and asked with a black line: "Are you laughing at me?" When the second uncle is here, aren't you afraid of the same as your grandson? How embarrassed to laugh! ”
"Hey, brother, you misunderstood me! I didn't laugh at the fact that you recognized the second master as the second master, not only can I not laugh at it, but I am envious and jealous, I can have a backer like the second master, and I can go sideways in the underworld of the underworld! Zhang Jianfeng hurriedly explained when he saw Zhao Yun's misunderstanding, and did not forget to give Zhao Yun a wink.
"Really? Is the second uncle really so powerful? If that's the case, I'll make a lot of money! Ay? You're not laughing at it, so what are you laughing at? Zhao Yun asked excitedly, but then he felt that something was wrong, from Zhang Jianfeng's laughter, Zhao Yun could clearly feel that this laughter was schadenfreude!
Zhang Jianfeng said mysteriously: "Your job! ”
"My job? What happened to my job? Is it bad to serve ghosts? ”
"I'm telling you very clearly, no! Several of their teachers belong to the ghost teacher level, and they will be respected by many ghosts, and you"
"Hurry up, don't torture me!"
"And you're half a ghost master at most, it's not nice to say, you're a waiter in a hotel, specializing in providing services for ghosts!"
Zhao Yun didn't care at all after listening to Zhang Jianfeng's explanation, thinking to himself what was there, wasn't it just to provide services to ghosts? It's not like I haven't done the work of serving people, so I don't believe that ghosts are more difficult to serve than people!
Zhang Jianfeng saw that Zhao Yun didn't care, but said with interest: "You look at it quite openly, you won't think like this in the future!" ”
"Crazy brother, in the past few days, I have completely changed my outlook on life and values, I used to think that cows, ghosts, snakes and gods are feudal superstitions, and now I have to believe in all kinds of encounters, in fact, I should have believed in fate a long time ago, and I have been unlucky since I was a child, hey!" Zhao Yun may not have told others for too long, although the strange man in front of him is uncomfortable, but maybe in this world, only the ghost brother in front of him can listen.
Zhang Jianfeng changed his previous jokes and replied: "Today's people have gone astray in seeking development, in ancient times, they were cultivating themselves in order to live forever or gain greater ability, but human beings are becoming more and more lazy, and they begin to seek help from external objects, and gradually give up metaphysics, and then develop science." ”
"I wouldn't believe ghosts exist if there weren't recent events, and in today's society, science is the only truth! After all, there are many phenomena that cannot be explained by science! ”
"! How can things in the realm of metaphysics be explained by science? For example, can you weigh your height? ”
"Crazy brother, what do you see excited about?"
"I'm angry, people now don't know how to cultivate themselves, they don't know that there are gods in their heads, they don't know how to be grateful, they are not afraid of cause and effect, and they are living more and more selfishly, not to mention that human nature is not good, and even the ghost nature is wrong!"
Zhao Yun doesn't understand! What's wrong with bad human nature and ghost nature?
Zhang Jianfeng seemed to see Zhao Yun's doubts and explained: "After a person dies, he becomes a ghost, and he can't be a man, how good can being a ghost be?" Therefore, under the advocacy of Emperor Xudu and the King of Hades, and under the leadership of the Ten Immortal Marshals, a ghost school like ours appeared. ”
"I kind of understand that the role of our ghost school is to change the ghost nature? No, isn't it said that you have to drink Meng Po soup before you are reincarnated? Zhao Yun finally said as if he had opened his mind.
"Not all ghosts can enter the six realms directly after death, some people have yang longevity, ghosts have yin longevity, and they can't be reincarnated when the time comes! Then naturally you can't drink Meng Po soup! Zhang Jianfeng replied.
Zhao Yun suddenly became interested and asked, "Crazy brother, can you tell me about the underworld?" And what you just said, Emperor Xudu, Shuai or something! ”
As soon as Zhang Jianfeng was about to speak, Zhang Lin hurriedly walked out and said anxiously: "Crazy, go and see what's going on, there's a ghost who is going crazy!" ”
Zhang Jianfeng rushed out of the office with a yin wind, Zhang Lin also turned around and ran, Zhao Yun hurriedly followed behind Zhang Lin, he didn't want to see the excitement, but he was too timid to stay in the office by himself.
When they ran to the office where Zhang Lin was just now, they found that a ghost in the classroom was roaring wildly, as if it had been stimulated by something, rampaging through the teacher.
The ghosts in the room just now are left, and a few Yin Si guards them to prevent the ghosts from escaping.
"What's going on?" Zhang Jianfeng frowned and asked Zhang Lin.
"I don't know, it's still fine when I send it over, and that's it when I first came to his body!" Zhang Lin said hurriedly.
Zhao Yun only felt a chill in his crotch, what kind of punishment is this, so he said: "It's strange if this isn't crazy!" What kind of punishment are you? Do you want to be castrated if you are a ghost? ”
"If you don't understand, shut up!" Zhang Lin glared at Zhao Yun fiercely, and Zhao Yun shrank his neck in fright, but he didn't dare to squeak again.
"What we mean by purification is the removal of karma from the body, not the ancient art of castration." Zhang Jianfeng explained to Zhao Yun.
Where could Zhang Lin take care of Zhao Yun and asked, "Crazy, what should I do?" ”
"Let's go inside!" After Zhang Jianfeng finished speaking, he rushed in, Zhao Yun was more anxious, and he followed closely behind Zhang Jianfeng, and when he heard a bang, Zhao Yun's forehead suddenly rose with a bag the size of a child's fist!
Zhang Lin sneered when she saw this scene: "You really don't have a long brain, people are ghosts and immortals, you can pass through the wall, what about you?" ”
After speaking, Zhang Lin didn't care about Zhao Yun, who was lying on the ground screaming, and also pushed the door and walked in.
When Zhao Yun entered the room, Zhang Jianfeng, Zhang Lin and the three Yin Si had already surrounded the crazy ghost, seeing that their faces showed cautious affection, and they didn't know what had happened just now.
"Huh~" The ghost roared angrily and ran towards one of the ghosts, only to see that the ghost was not in a hurry, a steel fork-like weapon in his hand was horizontal in front of him, and the ghost would be bounced back by a black gas when it hit the weapon, and the place where the ghost touched the weapon was like a wound bubbling black gas.
It can be clearly seen that these yin divisions don't want to hurt this ghost, but they can't let him out, and he will run to the yang world in the future.
"Not good! Come on! Zhang Jianfeng and Zhang Lin shouted almost at the same time!