Chapter 14 Perverted Uncle - Howard!

After a group of imps said goodbye to Hagrid, they dragged their tired bodies and walked towards the castle, Hagrid still needed to prepare the ingredients for today's lunch, so he couldn't come back with the imps. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

At the gate of the castle, everyone noticed that a very sassy-looking red convertible sports car was parked there, and Raven's face darkened when they saw this sports car.

Time flies by quickly, and in the blink of an eye it's time for 12 o'clock lunch, which is a formal French meal with 13 courses, including hot and cold hors d'oeuvres, foie gras steak, red wine pheasant and other very authentic dishes.

As for the chef, of course, it is Hagrid, Lan Ze is very good at dim sum, but Lan Ze is very bad at cooking, many people don't know, in fact, Hagrid is not only good at making American food, in fact, Hagrid is also very good at fine French cuisine.

This is related to Hagrid's experience over the years, because of Will, coupled with the strength of the Turner family, Hagrid has seen a lot of food over the years and learned a lot of food making.

The whole thirteen French meals, from beginning to end, everyone ate for a total of three hours, this is still because of the speed of Hagrid's serving, otherwise the thirteen dishes will take at least an afternoon, because the cooking chef is Hagrid, so Hagrid is not on the table, but this does not mean that Hagrid is hungry, in fact, Hagrid alone eats more than everyone combined, especially the Spanish red shrimp brought by Howard, which is known as the most delicious ingredient in the world, Hagrid alone ate at least thirty pounds.

After eating and drinking, Howard took out a cover magazine from his pocket with a cheap smile on his face, and looked at Raven obscenely: "Little Raven, come to uncle, uncle check if you have worked hard lately, have you seen this photo?" Change it into the picture and let my uncle take a good look. ”

Raven's forehead darkened, and she picked up the silver fork on the table and shook her hand, piercing the table in front of Howard with precision, and finally inserted it three centimeters in front of little Howard.

Looking at the silver fork that was still shaking, Howard broke out in a cold sweat: "Little Raven, start lightly, your Uncle Howard's happiness in the next life is almost gone!" ”

"It's better without it! Save yourself from harming girls! Raven gave Howard an angry look, since he knew that he could become anyone at will, this Uncle Howard, who usually looked polite, instantly turned into an evil weird, and he took some strange photos to himself when he was idle.

But Raven is not a weak and helpless little Lori, as a mutant, Raven's own physical fitness is very good, coupled with the super soldier serum, completely crushing Howard at the level of ordinary people, Raven was still young at that time, but Raven had three vampire godmothers and an Aunt Alice, under their teaching, Howard had to break his muscles and bones every three or five during that time.

Charles is also more aware of Howard's special fetishes, but Charles never makes his own statements, but sometimes, Charles really admires this Uncle Howard, who is full of lust, was repaired so badly by Raven. Every time I see that Raven can still muster the courage to die again, I have to say, what a warrior!

Lan Ze on the side was more indifferent, took a sip of red wine, and pointed to the hole on the table: "Three hundred years of ancient sandalwood, handmade by a famous Italian master, the market price is three million US dollars, because I am an acquaintance, so I will give you a cost price, 1.2 million US dollars, Howard, are you paying in cash or by check?" ”

"Huh?" Howard was stunned: "Why me?" And three million dollars of gods? I remember that this table was given away for free! ”

"You've drunk too much, so you're mistaken!" Lan Ze shrugged innocently: "And why did you pay the money?" Are you embarrassed to ask me and Little Raven for money? ”

"It's too," Howard looked embarrassed: "However, we have been friends for so many years, are you embarrassed to ask me for money?" ”

Lan Ze looked at Howard seriously and nodded: "Excuse me!" Remember $1,200,000, cash or check? ”

"A million dollars! Damn it! Kill me!! No!! Howard screamed, looking at Lan Ze like a bullied little daughter-in-law, and looked at Lan Ze sadly: "Lan Ze, you inhuman bastard!" ”

Raven on the side watched the two arguing pouts and steal fun, Charles on the side was full of black lines, as for Eric, Hank's group of people honestly dived as melon eaters, a million a table? Well, although I know it's a joke, but the world of the great gods is so scary, and the newcomers don't understand o(╯□╰)o

After a period of frolic, the little ghosts all went to sleep, although it was only two days, but these little ghosts knew very well that they should cherish the hard-won rest time in front of them, and they didn't know what kind of terrifying training Mr. Lan Ze had waiting for them tomorrow.

Hagrid cast a magic, and the dishes honestly washed themselves white, and then returned to his kitchenware box very properly, Hagrid, who was fine, found a chair and sat down, looked through the glass at the two people chatting on the bench outside the castle, picked up a pot of roasted beef, and ate it beautifully.

Taking out his slender pipe, Lan Ze took a puff and handed it to Howard, but Howard waved his hand and took out a cigar from his arms: "I don't like this kind of thing, I don't feel like it's suitable for me, I still feel that it's better to smoke a cigar, besides, there is your saliva on it!" ”

Lan Ze shrugged his shoulders indifferently, he took two puffs of his pipe, Howard lit a match, and the two sat on the bench, a pale blue smoke rising around them.

Lan Ze looked at Howard, he hadn't seen each other for many years, Howard was obviously much older than before, the playboy back then, now he has begun to grow gray hair, although he is a lot older, but it can be seen from this guy's clothes and physical condition that this bastard still maintains the true character of a playboy: "What's wrong?" Is it that you are old and your body is not good? Do you want me to have Elgin give you a bottle of serum to make you eighteen again? ”

"Cut!" Howard glanced at Lan Ze: "Howard's old ** and Zola's perverted attack are both with me now, I want to make a serum to rejuvenate and need you?" ”

"Also, those two bastards were abducted by you." Lan Ze nodded, glanced at Howard, and a hint of abuse appeared on his face: "But, do you have the raw materials to make serum?" ”

Howard: "(⊙o⊙)..."

With an embarrassment on his face, Howard snorted angrily: "No! Damn it! We had been working on it for three months, and we didn't have a clue except for the most basic version! Do you know how much women in America lost for three months when I disappeared? ”

"You want ingredients? I can give it to you. Looking at the angry Howard, Lan Ze couldn't help but want to laugh, at the age of forty, he was still the same as a little ghost who didn't grow up.

"Not interested." Howard glanced at Lan Ze: "I will research it myself, and I must surpass the raw materials you provide!" ”

"We'll see!" Lan Ze shrugged indifferently: "By the way, do me a favor, what do you think of those little ghosts who ate today?" ”

"Imp? I'm sorry" Howard looked at Lan Ze with a lewd expression: "You know, I only have little Raven in my eyes, as for men?" Stark doesn't have the habit of looking at men in his genes! Speaking of Lan Ze, you actually look good? ”

Lan Ze's face darkened, and he pointed to the flat grass outside: "Get out!" (To be continued.) )