Chapter 11 He's Back I

"Okay, Ling'er, don't look at me with that expression. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info" Lu Yuan flicked lightly on the little apprentice's forehead, "Laugh if you want, if you have anything to say, say it immediately, I will give you another fifteen minutes." ”

"Poof~! Hahaha, Master, you are really inferior to death! Zhao Ling'er suddenly laughed so hard that she couldn't straighten her waist, so that Lao Lu could only look at the sky speechlessly...... I should have taught her to read well, instead of learning these messy "Internet spits". No, I shouldn't have brought her here in the first place!

The night breeze on the top of the skyscraper is as cold as a knife! Lao Lu felt that his face was feverish for a while, well, he was indeed a little inferior to death.

It was 12 o'clock, and "Lu Yuan" was confirmed dead, and the body disappeared from this world in a few seconds - the beginning and end of everything. Lu Yuan's scrutinizing gaze scanned the entire world, and the traces left by his predecessor in this world were all disappearing inhumanely. Even the newly awakened Jade Halal Zhenren "soared" with Zhang Yaoqing in the next moment and was pulled out of this world.

I believe that it won't take long to go on like this, and no one in the world will be able to remember Lu Yuan clearly...... Except maybe except for Lu Dongbin.

"Master," the little apprentice who had finally laughed enough stuck out his tongue and hurriedly grabbed his sleeve and sold a cute.

"Master, what's going on with that box? I remember you once said that you got the Chest of the Dead in the Caribbean, is this one? "Since Lu Yuan plans to take Ling'er aboard the Dawn, he naturally won't hide anything from her anymore. In the past ten years, whenever he has spare time, Lu Yuan has told Zhao Ling'er stories about his travels in various worlds. Therefore, Ling'er is very clear about these experiences of him.

"Don't worry about those little things - Ling'er, you have to understand that there are too many unknown problems in this world, but not every problem has a solution! Not every puzzle is worth the effort! These coincidences, timeline crossings, cause and effect paradoxes, what a mess, can be collectively called fate! About fate, whoever loves to worry about it will worry about it! Love whoever you are! All you need to know is a bottomless sinkhole, we definitely don't touch it, understand? Lu Yuan solemnly admonished.

"Hmm." Zhao Ling'er immediately stopped laughing, and nodded very formally in agreement - this is Zhao Ling'er's biggest advantage, knowing when to be obedient and not willful - much better than Lingmeng's bear child who made her fight dogs and chickens!

What is Destiny?

Yesterday, today, and tomorrow are fate; The timeline is divided and combined is fate; The ebb and flow of the source sea is fate; Even a certain god was so bored that he was imprisoned and usurped by his men...... These are fates! In fate, people like Lu Yuan involuntarily fall into one circle after another, and even produce cause and effect paradoxes, even if Lu Yuan doubts life because of this, this may be too small to invisible dust in terms of fate.

Why should the swimming fish care about how vast the sea is, and the mayfly does not need to care how long the spring, summer, autumn and winter are - since fate cannot even be transcended by the main god, it must be a sinkhole! Does Lu Yuan care about that? As for the "logically unreasonable" thing, it's actually good to ignore it. Many worlds are made up of a combination of physical and energetic laws, and there are absolutely no "logical laws" in between.

"Logic" is a tool created by human beings to study nature, and it must not be put before the horse.

"Master, what I want to ask is what I should do when I get on the boat?" Zhao Ling'er turned her finger and said embarrassedly, at this moment, she finally showed the appearance of her little daughter. "I'm a little worried."

"It's okay, everyone is worried about the unknown." Lu Yuan touched the little apprentice's forehead dotingly, he guessed this, and deliberately stayed in this world for a while. "Don't worry, your sister will take care of you when the time comes."

“…… Wait a minute! I have a teacher?! Ling'er's eyes widened, "Why haven't you told me before?" She...... What is her personality? Will you like me? When we meet for the first time, I should prepare a gift! What does Shi Niang look like? Shi Niang, she ...... "Ling'er suddenly fell into a great panic.

"Which one are you asking?" Lu Yuan was a little shy. "Although they all like you, their personalities are not quite different."

"I have a lot of teachers?!" Ling'er's expression was as if the end of the world was ahead.

"And Hakurei Reimu and Ibuki Suika, my two daughters." Lu Yuan seemed to feel that it was not enough, and added two heavy weights!

"You still have a daughter...... Zhao Ling'er felt that she would not love anymore at this time, the world was full of malice. What do you say about the master of the lonely old man (isn't this your setting), he actually has a family and a room, and has both children and daughters? "It turns out that I am the only one who is superfluous, it seems that it is better to go back to Xianling Island."

"Don't feel sorry for yourself, silly girl!" A pair of arms stretched out from the side, picked up the girl, and hugged it tightly!

Hiding in the warm arms of the master, Zhao Linger's cheeks quickly turned red, but she was reluctant to break away. This posture seems to be what the master said, that princess hugging something...... Ah, shame. The two of them kept this position for a while, and after a while, Ling'er, whose brain began to spin again, realized that something was wrong. "Ah, you're talking about Reimu Hakurei and Suyaka Ibuki? Wouldn't it be the righteous girl you collected in Gensokyo? Zhao Ling'er thought of this at this time, and then thought of more. Could it be that the teachers are also the people in the story?

Based on some unspeakable rules, although Lu Yuan could tell Zhao Ling'er a story about the things in the other world, he couldn't describe the main god himself too much to Ling'er who had not yet left the world. Therefore, everything that involves the Lord God, that is, the end of each world, is written off in his storytelling.

But now is the time to speak.

"So, Mu Xing, Annie, and Zhao Min are all my sisters?" Ling'er asked with a straight finger, and Lu Yuan nodded. "What about Marshal Li Huamei and Captain Shepard?" "No, Shepard isn't, we don't have anything to do with each other." Zhao Ling'er seemed to breathe a sigh of relief, and asked two more names, and intuitively the two women felt that there was something wrong. "That Yakumo Purple and Kazemi Yuxiang?"

Lu Yuan suddenly showed a very painful expression, "Yayun Purple...... Not really. As for Youxiang, if you call her Shi Niang, she will probably be very happy, and then directly start beating people. Thinking of Yuxiang's arrogant character, I patted the little apprentice earnestly. Don't worry, it's beating me. ”

*****

Fortress of Dawn, on the bridge.

Everyone knows that today is the day when someone is coming back, so in addition to the people who have to appear, the main god Alona, the main host Lady Dawn, and the acting captain Yakumo Purple Triumvish; Whether it is an intimate relationship with Lu Yuan - like Zhao Min, Annie, Li Huamei, Poison Island, etc.; It's still specially to see the excitement - Koxue, Misaka, Catalyst, etc., all gathered on the bridge after breakfast, waiting for the man to officially return after three years away.

The time flow rate on both sides is unequal, and Lu Yuan consumes nearly three hundred years of time in another world; And the Fortress of Dawn, almost three years have passed. If it weren't for the fact that Lu Yuan and Ren Shou had been fast-forwarded by Alona for more than two hundred years, I'm afraid that this side would have consumed more than three years.

Because Lu Yuan suddenly cut off contact with the Dawn before the decisive battle, he was basically in a state of loss of contact later. Although he later asked for the help of the Dawn when he traveled through the world in reverse, letting everyone know that he was safe and sound, Lu Yuan's situation was unknown. Now that everyone is gathered here, although no one said anything, everyone must want to confirm Lu Yuan's health first, and second...... It is to see if he brings back something that he shouldn't bring, and then decide whether it is heaven, heaven, or heaven......

As for what Lu Yuan said before leaving, "looking for a way to fight the Mona", it is currently ignored by the collective.

"Why did they become so ...... all of a sudden? Serious? A man's voice said - it seems that something strange was mixed in on the bridge?

*****

Two men wearing "Iron Man" armor sat on the bridge one by one. The military posture that sat was standard, silent; And the middle-aged man who was standing without a helmet, with a neat beard, and a handsome and a little yuppie.

There could be no one but Tony Stark.

"I know, I know, it's the one who can make the decision that's going to come back, right?" He continued to talk to himself, his voice getting louder and louder, as if he were giving a speech. "But ladies and gentlemen! Time waits for no man! While you're eating breakfast and sitting down, Manhattan is burning! New York is burning! America, is burning! We need support! ”

Anne looked at him casually, then looked away and continued what she had just done. His seditious speech did not elicit any reaction at all.

"Well, lack of resonance," Stark whispered, shrugging a little awkwardly, "it seems that there are no Americans here." He looked at the lady nearest to him and continued to nag. This lady, your ancestors are Dutch? Briton? German? e_on, looking at the way you look, you must have earthling-like blood - I studied genetics, just look at your eyes and hair - you can't fool me! Oh......"

Lady Dawn smiled politely at him, and Stark realized how beautiful the lady he was nagging was! He was instantly amazed by the smile, and even his brain froze. But Stark is Stark, and he adjusts his demeanor in almost three seconds - as for the end of America or something...... Instantly left behind.

"Ma'am, allow me to introduce myself. Tony, Tony Stark, but people like to call me 'Iron Man,' and I like that. You know, it's to maintain world peace, punish evil and promote good, and so on, and I have made it my life's mission. Sensing that Lady Dawn didn't seem to be interested in the subject, Stark immediately changed the subject, "I don't want to say it, but you know, I have a building in Manhattan that bears my name...... Oh, sorry, it probably doesn't exist now; Okay, but I'm still the second ...... in the United States Wait, damn Google! Third...... Wait, damn it, you have to die!

Fourth, I swear I kept the fourth position! ”

"Nice to meet you, Mr. Stark." Lady Dawn looked a little embarrassed.

"Tony, you can call me Tony." Stark was still paying attention.

"I'm sorry, Tony," Lady Dawn said gently and decently, "given your rising hormones, I have to tell you in advance that everything you're thinking is wrong - I'm an artificial intelligence. ”

“… o… k… It's great, artificial intelligence. I mean, it's a pretty good ship! Stark spun around quickly, quickly moving away from Lady Dawn. He muttered awkwardly. "Damn, AI is doing this great? Jarvis, why don't you grow faster? It's a good idea to set the AI to be female, God...... Hi, sorry, I didn't mean to. ”

He walked fast and fast, and inadvertently got in the way of a certain Misaka sister. Misaka's icy gaze was activated, Stark's exemption failed, and the words did not reach the meaning of two rounds. Stark, who is always personable to women, immediately apologized, and did not give up on the invitation again. "I'm Tony Stark, the inventor, Iron Man, the fourth richest man in America! Miss, may I have the pleasure of inviting you to dinner? ”

Sister Misaka was expressionless as always, and said in an undescended tone, "I'm not an adult yet, and I won't make an appointment with my uncle." ”

Stark was killed in seconds again!

He was so embarrassed that he fled far away, "This is impossible, look at the mature breasts/parts", he gestured with his hands on his chest incredulously, "Are all girls now so exaggerated?" What the hell is wrong with the world? ”

"This gentleman, your actions have already ****** Misaka." The woman next to him turned around with her back to her, and it was a beautiful Misaka sister again!

*****

"It's back!" Alona suddenly stood up and said in surprise.

The light on the bridge shone brightly, and two figures gradually appeared.

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PS1: Strive to return to daily double shifts next month.

ps2: There has been no convenient communication method with everyone, my Sina Weibo recently wanted to use, want to do authentication, but no attention. Book friends who don't bother to add it, Sina's Weibo, the name is "Black Robe Lao Lei". Thank you! (To be continued.) )