Chapter 132: Forced Dust!
When Han Xiao went out to look for the little guy's traces, the comments at the bottom of the video had already exploded!
"it!"
"This ...... This brain hole! ”
"Lazy is worthy of being a god, such creativity, such a handiwork, your sister, you are now a leader in the domestic animation industry! I really can't find anyone in China who can match you? ”
"Haha, everyone hurry up and move the small bench to watch! It's so beautiful! ”
"What's nice to look at? Is it really that funny? ”
"Who is Lazy? Sound familiar? ”
"You don't even know lazy? He is a great god in the national comic industry, and he has worked on two popular "League of Legends" videos before, one is Zhao Xin's big jump radio gymnastics, and the other is Brother Monkey eating spicy strips, don't you have watched any of these two videos with me? ”
"Oh oh, oh, I remember, it turns out that the two videos that made me laugh and hurt my stomach were from him!"
"Laugh and cry! Three friends band? The members are Jia Wen, Zhao Xin, and Galen? Lazy god, you hang like this, do your parents know? ”
These are just some comments on the melancholy website, and in the community about League of Legends, such as the official forum of League of Legends, League of Legends post bar, League of Legends video website, etc., this video has been pinned by the moderator and bar owner early! This shows the popularity of the lazy god among the majority of League of Legends players!
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School.
Grove.
Han Xiao looked at the two couples who were strolling under the grove, and had a feeling of sweating, your sister. The grove is a mecca for couples to have trysts, if only they knew that two pet dogs had taken their place. I'm going to have to skin you!
In order to prevent this tragic situation from happening, he pretended to be surprised and said, "Whose dog is this?" Looks so cute. Aren't you afraid of being taken away? ”
After saying this, Han Xiao's face was full of pride in doing good deeds, no thanks, please call me Lei Feng!
Someone recognized the dog!
"This is Mr. Li's dog!"
As for the little guy next to Satsuma, ordinary people can't see it.
Han Xiao immediately replied: "Then hurry up and hug it back!" If Mr. Li knew that his baby dog was running around, how worried it would be! ”
"That's right! That's right! The boy trotted over, picked up Satsuma, and ran to Mr. Li's apartment.
The little guy's face was black at that time, and the dog's face couldn't see any expression!
Your uncle's. He was just about to put his claws up and down, but he was ruined by Han Xiao's guy! It's no wonder that it can get up happily at this time!
Han smiled and said, "What do you think I'm doing?" I'm all for your good! ”
Little Guy: "......"
I guess he's never seen such a faceless person!
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Bedroom.
The little guy turned into a dog again and played League of Legends, and the speed at which the dog paws clicked on the keyboard and mouse was called fast!
Looking at the rank of the little guy again, it is already platinum five! And the record is also a page of consecutive wins!
Of course, in just a few days, it is impossible for the little guy to go from just creating a character to killing all the way to Platinum Five, and he can't just raise the level to the full level of thirty!
Actually, yes. A few days ago, after the little guy learned all kinds of mysterious legends about the League of Legends from Han Xiao, he categorically gave up hitting the human machine, turned around and borrowed the number from Han Xiao and ran to the promoted rank.
It all started a few days ago.
Rewind the clock to the previous day.
One day.
Saying. The little guy has been playing man-machine for two whole days at this time!
Afternoon.
Han Xiao turned on the computer to play League of Legends, while the little guy was on the side.
The little guy watched Han Xiao being pressed into his own kind by the enemy hero on the line, and said very proudly: "I am now super superb." Cow bar! ”
Han smiled and asked, "What rank are you now!" ”
"What rank?" The little guy was stunned! "What is a rank? Is it the level that is said? I'm already level eight! ”
Han smiled proudly: "Haha, I don't know the rank. Also pretend NB! I'll tell you! Rank is not a criterion for assessing strength in LOL, rank is. Level 8 is all over the streets! A human-machine emperor like you can only be regarded as an entry-level person! Only by entering the rank realm and entering the bronze realm can you be regarded as an official masturbator! And the bronze field is subdivided into five levels, the fifth level is the secondary, and the first level is the strongest! Only by becoming a masturbator can you be considered a qualified summoner!
'Oh!' The little guy suddenly realized that Lao Tzu was not a qualified summoner!
''Then Brother Xiao, what level are you!'' The little guy asked, licking the dog's face.
Han Xiao showed a proud expression when he heard this, spit out a smoke ring and pretended to talk calmly: "Bronze third-level masturbator!" And people like me are just getting started, and I still have a silver masturbator above me! There is also a gold masturbation on top of the silver masturbator! Such a strong man has the power to move mountains and reclaim the sea! The gesture is full of domineering that destroys the world and destroys the world! As for the higher ones, they only exist in legends! ”
The little guy listened to it with a sluggish face! The heart is even more upside down!
Since then, it has embarked on a road of no return......
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When the little guy was concentrating on playing the alliance, here, Han Xiao boredly brushed up the circle of friends.
The window pulls down, and messages from the heroes appear.
Prince Demacia: Fist seniors are really our Demacia's lucky stars! With his help, we in Demacia are now several streets away from Noxus in terms of popularity! Joyfully! It's so exciting!
Debang Manager: Sisters, so many girls! As soon as I went out today, I met a lot of girls, and they surrounded me like hungry wolves one by one! His grandmother's, who said that the manager is not loved?
Weapon Master: With the help of Riot's predecessors, this has already made such a big name before entering the Summoner's Canyon to kill the Quartet, and now many people know that the Summoner's Canyon has produced the Weapon Master Jax! All of this is the credit of Riot's predecessors! Without him, I wouldn't be where I am today!
Shadow of the Blade: Recently, there has been a major situation outside the Summoner's Canyon, it is said that the three of them have formed a three-base friend band, which is very popular, and a weapon master appeared a few days ago! The attraction of the audience has been robbed by a few of them! Although I am now in the summoner's canyon, my attention is getting lower and lower, and I always feel very uncomfortable!
The Power of Demacia: Since I sang "Nunchuck", there have always been people asking me recently: Where is Songshan, Henan? What are Shaolin and Wudang? And that Ren Du Ermai? Tai chi? The Sick Man of East Asia...... These are the questions that make me anxious! Do you want to make some special products another day to honor the Riot seniors, and by the way, put on the words of the Riot seniors? (To be continued.) )