"Hahahaha, I didn't expect that my Long Aotian was chased and killed by the enemy, and after being hit by a car and flying dozens of meters, he was shot by a machine gun, and the whole family was blown up together, and finally choked to death while drinking water, and was chased by several demonic beasts after crossing into the other world... Grandpa... Princess... Dragon... I'm back after defeating the Demon King! Passerby A (enemy): You are going to die this time!" A young man dressed in a strange neurotic was having a convulsion in the park (talking for more than an hour), and everyone sighed when they saw it, another child driven crazy by reality, and then ran away, for fear that the madman would chase after him.

Except for a very strange young man, the young man's age is about fifteen or sixteen years old, black bangs block his eyes, obviously the sun in July can allow Africans to return to China to escape the summer, but the young man is wearing a black long-sleeved suit all over the body, just seeing him feels scorching, the young man has a suspected Japanese knife hanging from his waist, and he sits freely on a chair that is directly exposed to the sun, emitting the smell of roast meat...

"Finally... There has been a ... This time I definitely ask for a high salary compensation!" The young man said what to reply, and walked towards the young man with convulsions step by step, and an old man next to him kindly reminded him, "Don't go over, young man, be careful of that neurotic bite you!" The young man did not even look at the old man, but walked slowly behind the madman, drew the knife from his hand, and put it on the man's neck.

"Young man, you have entered and exited the country illegally, come back to the bureau with me, there will be a lot of kind people looking for you to drink coffee, and if you mess around, I have the right to make you the perfect Zeon (the head of the flight)." The young man with a convulsive face pretended to be B and said, "I only said it once, if you don't want to die, let go of your hand, I didn't expect that as soon as I came back, that passer-by could even mobilize state organs, but how could this ordinary world's world stop me!" Ha ......"

The young man armed with a Japanese sword did not hesitate, and hit him in the back of the head with the back of the knife, causing him to faint on the spot, and then said, "I think your statement just now is a threat to me, and it is now one o'clock at noon, and you have been arrested." Then he said to the onlookers, "Don't worry, everyone, I am a member of the relevant department, this madman has been taken away, you can continue to dance, continue to dance, continue to exercise, and go to the stake of the date!"

Then the young man with the knife dragged the madman away, walked to a bush where no one was around, and said to a big banyan tree, "I ask for a salary increase!" Otherwise, I'll let this guy go!" The tree didn't reply, and sure enough, the man was also a madman, and there was no way to save him.

The young man slashed at the tree with a knife, and the sap splashed everywhere: "Who do you say is a madman!" Narrator: I'll chop you into planks to make furniture!" The tree suddenly spoke: "It hurts, it hurts! You're enough! I've been standing here without a raise, blue sky, you guys just want a raise after a while? Dare to cut me, your lunch box is gone!"

The young man named Lan Yan cut harder, "Every time you call me out, there is a lunch box, are you embarrassed!" I'm going to cut you down and sell you for money today!" Two people (?) When the commotion was hot, the Aotian brother on the side woke up, and immediately rubbed a fireball on his hand and came out, "The hateful mortal dares to sneak attack me and disappear in the flames of my second and second air!" The banyan tree immediately wrapped its roots around his hand, shattering not only the bones, but also the flames.

Lan Tian stuck the knife on the ground and beat him with his fists, "I burned for hours in the hot weather, and I didn't have to pay compensation, and now I want me to listen to your crazy words, you are killing yourself!" ↓→↘+P Hao Yougen (Shenglong Fist), call me out every few days to deal with you neurotic illegal immigrants, and there is actually an annual salary, are they sick? If it weren't for the millions a year, I wouldn't have done it!" While complaining, he used all kinds of street fighter skills (normal person version), and the tree just kept touching (the tree) hand (root) to whip him, and after a while, he was knocked unconscious again...

After the two of them vented, their emotions calmed down, "Huh, this guy is handed over to you, hand over the lunch box, it's almost two o'clock, I haven't eaten lunch yet." After saying that, Lan Tian picked up the Aotian on the ground and put it into a strange large square hole in the banyan tree, and then there was a sound of a meat grinder, and a steaming, blood-red lunch box was discharged from the hole...

Lan Tian looked at the wicked lunch box, and remembered the sound of the meat grinder, looked at the banyan tree indifferently, and tore the three-ripe steak hard, and the bright red meat sweat splashed on his face, like a crazy cannibal! After eating, he said "Thank you for the hospitality" with his blood-spattered face, and then left with a frenzied look, leaving only a shivering banyan tree, which shook off a lot of leaves.

Blue Sky returned to the trash bin in the park and spat out, "Woo evil evil evil... One day I'm going to set it on fire! But I'll take my revenge too, the banyan guy is definitely trembling with fear... Woo evil evil evil! If I hadn't known it was a joke, I would have chopped it into pâté... Oh no, I think about it again... "Don't pretend if you can't accept it, human beings always have to hurt each other," because it's not human, it's even more important to hurt each other... "He actually heard the narrator's words!? I'm a real narrator!

When he finished his evil and walked home, because of the fault of the banyan tree, it seems that he has no desire to eat all day, although he is hungry, but now when he sees meat, he feels that his stomach bag is cramping, and he can't eat at all, you say you don't eat meat and eat vegetables? Lan Tian can't help but want to set fire to the plants now, and the mood of wanting to set fire is even hotter than when he saw a group of couples on Valentine's Day, if he had a lighter, he would have become an arsonist long ago...

When he got home, he changed his clothes, walked back to his room, turned on the computer, watched the live, played Mission O calling, and occasionally turned on the music, which made him get through this uncomfortable (hungry!) time. When Lan Tian looked at the time in the lower right corner of the computer, it was seven o'clock in the evening, he opened the door and rushed down to the living room, drooling at the previous food, just when he wanted to pounce, a skinny hand, holding a spoon, gently hit Lan Tian's head.

"No, you can't eat until your father and sister come back, you can't eat it secretly!" A voice full of sunshine and vitality came from behind the blue sky, and when he turned around, a handsome guy with bright teeth and bright eyes, ice muscles and jade bones, and a fish and geese falling appeared in front of him, "My old brother Liu Pleias, who is obsessed with everyone, your brother and I went out to exercise today, and I didn't have lunch, and now you want me to look at this like a meal made by a small master, but you don't let me do it, isn't it too cruel?"

Then Lan Tian was thrown back into the chair with one hand, "Who is Liu Pleias, your brother and I are called Lan Yun, you often don't eat lunch, now wait a little longer, my father and sister will be back soon, every time I cook, they will come back on time." Sure enough, as he expected, the words of the face emperor are the will of the world! The doorbell rang immediately.

This time I decided to write a hilarious daily battle story! JOJO, I'M NOT A MAN ANYMORE! But because it's a funny relationship, it's unreasonable (it's obviously the author too big (weak bird)), just smile.