Chapter 9 Settle in the Special Sixth Bureau
In the end, Wang Ye returned to the shop, and saw that I was tied up by five flowers, lying on the ground, looking loveless, and hurriedly ran over to help me untie it, the master naturally couldn't tell him this embarrassing memory, just a nonsense reason, saying that more than a dozen bandits rushed in to rob, at that time, the master and I were stunned with knives in both hands, and another round kick, kicked over one, and then the two fists were invincible with four hands, and were knocked to the ground. In the end, the gang didn't find any belongings, so they left in a huff, and when they left, I still pulled my throat and scolded their ancestors for eighteen generations, which is called a majesty!
Naturally, I didn't believe it, staring at me with a dead fish, I twisted my head to the side, and refused to say anything, which was so embarrassing.
The next day, I naturally didn't get there at the agreed time, and I lay on the bed and didn't get up until ten o'clock, so let's wait a little longer.
When I arrived at the gate of the Public Security Bureau, it was already twelve o'clock, and when I came to the duty room, I immediately saw the young police officer who received me last time, "Yo, little policeman, what's the matter, how are you mixing recently, didn't you say that you want to arrest me?" I snorted.
Once, I helped one of his boss's children to exorcise evil spirits, at that time, the child, sick, went to the hospital for examination, found that the body was very healthy, but then the child had nightmares, no appetite, getting thinner and thinner, visited all the famous doctors, did not cure this strange disease, and then his parents planned to die as a live horse doctor, hurriedly came to me, for help, I saw that the child Yintang was black, there was a faint black money on the wrist of the left hand, the child must have gone to an unclean place to play, contaminated with evil spirit, fortunately not by the evil spirit, Otherwise, according to his parents' reaction, he would have collected his body now.
I brought a bowl of water, soaked a jade ring in it, tied one end of a red thread to the jade ring, and the other end tied to the child's left hand, and read in my mouth: "There are ghosts and ghosts, pinch salt into the water, Taishang Laojun, urgent as the law!" I saw that the black silk on the child's wrist gradually flowed to the jade ring through the guidance of the red line, turning into black gas and coiling on the jade ring. After a while, the black qi of the child Yintang dissipated, and his face gradually improved, but the bowl of clear water was already muddy.
The boy's parents were amazed, and I gave them a charm to ward off evil spirits, which I carried with me to keep them safe. Of course, they thanked them a thousand times and gave them 5,000 yuan, which I politely accepted. Later, when the boss heard that the little police officer had offended me, he scolded him and asked him to respect Master Ben.
Now this little police officer, when he saw me, he was embarrassed for a while, and naturally he didn't have the mouth to fight back against me, so he could only keep silent, of course, how could I let go of this opportunity to tease him well, in order to avenge the humiliation last time, "Alas, you know the true talent of this master, maybe you kid will have something to ask for in the future, why don't you admit your mistake first?" The little police officer, blushing, whispered, "I'm sorry, Daoist Yang...... Last time, I was reckless and inconsiderate, please forgive me......". "Eh, that's just like the words, hahaha!" I grew smug and laughed as I leaned against the wall with one hand. An old police officer on duty with him couldn't help it, "Is it enough, is there anything wrong?" This is not the place for you to chat! ”
"Eh, yes...... "I think it's almost the same, I can't afford to mess with the old policeman, it's okay to bully and bully this kind of unworldly little kid, when I encounter this kind of hard stubble, I instantly coaxed, "Excuse me, is there a police officer named Luo Qi here?" ”“…… ......No," the little police officer replied weakly, "Eh, how is it possible, he asked me to come here to find him, don't declare your personal vendetta because of those few jokes just now, I really have ......something to do with him," I said angrily.
"We really don't have a policeman named Luo Qi here...... "The little police officer said aggrievedly, "This ......" I'm a little confused, oh, yes! I clapped my hands, this is not a special department, it must be coded, suddenly I don't know what's going on, my brain is open, I leaned into the ear of the little police officer, and said nonsensically: "Peking duck!" "Ah......" The little police officer looked at me in wonder, I felt that I was a mental patient at that time, suddenly, my mobile phone rang, when I picked up the phone, I only heard a very cheap voice from the other end of the phone, "Yang Zi, you idiot, get out of Lao Tzu, who the hell told you to come to the bureau to find me...... "That's right, it's Luo Qi's **, I immediately pulled my throat and yelled at him, "Did you say that you told me to come here to find your ......", "Oh, yes?" Ahem...... At that time, I was in a hurry, and I forgot to make it clear to you, I was looking for me in the building opposite the Public Security Bureau, No. 304 on the third floor, oh, by the way, help me bring a Peking duck up, it just so happened that I hadn't had lunch yet...... ......"Before I could reply, he hung up, Nima's rude bastard."
After that, I carried a box of lunch, a box of Peking duck, went upstairs, and came to the front of Gate 304, which was just an ordinary wooden door, and there was a sign hanging next to it, "Special Sixth Bureau Shanghai Branch Office" I will go, this national office is worse than my small shop, I feel that this Luo Qi's identity will not be fake.
Still curious, I pushed open the door, only to see a burst of smoke in my face, I choked back a few steps, and then looked inside, I seemed to have come to the disaster area after the tsunami, this is more dirty and messy than my bedroom that I haven't cleaned up for a month, newspapers, garbage everywhere, even unwashed stinky socks, and, huh? …… Magazines that are contraindicated for minors. "Lately, things have been a bit busy, so I haven't cleaned up, you don't mind, right?"
I saw Luo Qi's obscene figure, rushed over, hurriedly took the takeaway in my hand, and took it to my desk to eat wildly, at this time, I noticed that there was another person in the room, wearing a white police uniform, holding his arms, and looking at Luo Qi's eating appearance with disgust. At this time, Luo Qi raised his head, still chewing food in his mouth, and said vaguely, "Uh...... I forgot to introduce... This is the ...... of our district public security bureau Director Ma... Say hello ....... "This man, I saw him on the district TV channel on behalf of the police to deliver a New Year's speech to the public, I saw him with a face of Chinese characters, with a little solemnity between his eyebrows, not angry and self-assured, when he looked at me, I panicked.
"Hi...... Mr. Ma...... Hello, ah. He nodded at me, as a response, and then he spoke, "Officer Luo, I just want to tell you, I don't know what this special sixth bureau is, and I don't know what you are going to do, but since the above has ordered me to assist you, I will naturally try my best to help you with your affairs, I won't ask about your affairs, you can come to me if you need anything, but don't make trouble for me, stab Lou Zi, got it?" Director Ma said solemnly, Luo Qi continued to eat takeout, just nodded, and didn't even look at Director Ma, "Hmph, rabble!" "Director Ma, snorted lightly and went out.
At that time, when I heard the words of the rabble, I felt that it made too much sense, this thing is just a two-stroke gangster, and then I thought about it carefully, no, he seemed to take me to scold together, I was very unhappy at the time, I am a good young man, a senior intellectual, how did I become a rabble? If it weren't for the fact that he was a bureau chief, Lao Tzu would have gone to fight with him in the morning.
I looked at the raunchy man in front of me, because of the appearance of Director Arima, I finally confirmed his identity and the existence of the Special Sixth Bureau, although this office is more than a little worse than I imagined.
When I finally finished eating, I saw his oily mouth, "Hiccup, it's full, don't listen to that old guy's nonsense, we do more important things than they do, and they are much more dangerous, those who think they are right." He threw the plastic lunch box into the trash can that was already full next to him, and put his feet on the table.
"It's really a self-righteous person, by the way, how do you know I'm in the police station, and there's that Peking duck or something?" I asked curiously, "Oh, that's what I saw." "Fart, you can't see the situation at the police station here!" The thing was starting to talk nonsense again, "Why don't you believe what I say, No, wipe this on your eyes" He threw over an eye drop bottle like something, I wiped it on the lid of my eyes, I felt a little rustle in my eyes, after a lot better, I opened my eyes, I felt no difference, suddenly turned my head, only to see a green-faced and fanged ghost, looking at me blankly, I, I screamed and bounced away, "There are ghosts here!" ”
"This is, cow tears, wipe on the eyes, ordinary people can see some ghosts, that evil ghost is the evil ghost puppet I raised, he has been following you, your words and deeds, are passed on to me all the time." He said casually.
I rushed over and grabbed him by the collar and shook him vigorously, "You're paralyzed, don't tell this ghost that he's been with me since I saw you!?" ”
"Uhh......hh Don't shake, don't shake, that's right, I'm not here to take care of your safety? Your master entrusted me...... Eh, okay, okay, it's not going to hurt you, I'll remove it, okay...... "I felt a chill at the thought of this demon standing by my bedside while I was sleeping, looking at me motionless. It was really worth it for me to spend a day and a night with an evil ghost and a white demon in my lifetime.
"Ahem...... I really can't stand you young man, you're so angry. Because the eye of heaven was forcibly closed, and the road is low, you can't see ghosts, and when I open the eye of heaven for you one day, you can see ghosts and prevent them from getting close. Luo Qi straightened his collar and said, "How is it, are you going to enter the special sixth game?" ”
"Oh? Is there any good treatment? I asked. Belch...... At present, there is no good treatment, no five insurances and one housing fund, no treatment of national civil servants, no professional title, no salary ......"
"Grass, then what am I going to do, there is nothing, it is better to be a fortune teller in my shop, and wait for the business to come to the door." I said dismissively.
"Hehe, you are a person outside the establishment, it is a temporary worker, but you are needed when you go out on a mission, and after the task, you will also be paid accordingly, and in addition, you are also on the big ship of the government, poke a little basket, and someone will wipe your ass, isn't it good? And don't you want to know the truth about everything? Luo Qi was very patient this time.
I waved my hand and said, "Forget it, my master said that knowing the truth too early is not good for me and my family" Luo Qi hurriedly said: "Why, what requirements do you need, I'll try to talk to the above again, there is something to discuss." ”
"Hehe, just wait for your words, teach me the refining method of that evil ghost puppet." Haha, if I had such a ghost, I could use it to peek silently...... The beauty took a shower, "Ahahaha......" I suddenly giggled.
"No problem! When you reach the point where you can control the demon puppet, find the materials, and I will help you refine them. Luo Qi readily agreed. You said! Deal! "I wiped the drooling away.
In this way, we hit it off, found a piece of paper casually, signed a temporary contract, and I became a member of the Special Sixth Bureau, Luo Qi took out a crumpled police officer card from under the table and handed it to me, with my name and ID photo written on it. He instructed me not to take out this thing until I had to, the identity of the Special Sixth Bureau is very sensitive, and the matter is really big, the government may not care, and will even bite back. Indeed, I promised, that the water on the road is too deep and chaotic now, and people of all kinds and identities are swimming in it, and the government has come from time to time to intervene and stir up this troubled water. There are some things that it is better not to be completely exposed.
When I went out, Luo Qi shouted: "Now I am your boss, by the way, now the Shanghai branch is just the two of us, it is the time when there is a shortage of talents, you pull your deputy named Wang Ye over, see that he has a masculine body, he must have the power of a dragon and tiger, and an arhat body and a ghost catcher suitable for learning Buddhism...... "I stumbled under my feet, how do you feel that this special six games is a bit like a pyramid marketing organization...... Besides, I don't want the fat man to wade into this troubled water, the current situation is too chaotic and dangerous, he is just an ordinary person, there is no need to face those dangers with me. I casually said, "I know, let's talk about it......." ”
When I walked out of this building, I put my hands in my jacket pockets, looked up at the blue sky, and sighed: "Grandpa, you said that if you enter the ghost path, you must be a self-denial, and in the end I still lived up to your expectations...... But I don't regret it! I'll definitely find the truth! ”
On a train far away from the city, a man in black held a black wooden box in his hand, and said with a sad smile: "Finally found this box, the little guy has a big temper, and he was almost eaten by you, so it's better to be safe in this box...... Hehe, one day I will bring the horrors of hell back to earth......"