Chapter Forty-Eight: The Doorman's Blockade
"Uncle I'm so grateful to you just now!" After the security guard left, Yi Kai hurriedly thanked the foreigner.
"Hehe, it's nothing," Yi Kai called out one by one, and the foreigner felt very happy, because he knew that this was a kind of respect for the elders of Huaxia Kingdom, "It's you, a child, you should be a native of Huaxia, this "Lanting Collection Preface" is a masterpiece of your Huaxia Kingdom, you don't really know the word 'zhi', right?" ”
"Haha, uncle, you are so smart, you can see this," Yi Kai saw that his mind was seen through by this foreigner, and he didn't feel embarrassed, "It's not the security guard's trouble, and I don't know why he fell in love with me, alas, maybe I'm too charming!"
"Haha, kid, you're so funny!" The foreigner laughed, he knew that Yi Kai was just joking, and he didn't want to know much about the articles, and now he was only interested in Chinese culture, so he said, "But do you know about it?" ”
"Well, in fact, I don't know much about it, I only know that the person who wrote this article is a book saint, uncle, you are well-informed, you must know him very well, right?" Yi Kaidao.
"I don't know much about it, I just study the meaning of its calligraphy, the most interesting thing for me is the word "Zhi", the whole article has a total of 20 "Zhi" words, each "Zhi" character is written in a different way, each with its own characteristics, both fascinating, and the weather is thousands, it is really a well-deserved 'floating clouds, like a dragon'!" When the foreigner spoke, he looked admiring.
Yi Kai suddenly found that a foreigner actually understands such a degree of culture in his own country, and he really can't save face, but this is also a thing of Huaxia, you have to know that you have to let Huaxia people know first!
"Uncle, do you like this work very much?" Yi Kai also saw the strange color of the foreigner and asked curiously.
"Yes, I have a great interest in Huaxia calligraphy, especially for this work, I have tried to copy these fonts, but I have tried many times, but I still can't achieve the feeling of 'superb' and 'myriad', which may be because I am not from Huaxia." Foreigners.
"I think it has nothing to do with whether it is a Chinese person, as long as you practice hard, like the author of this work, he has been practicing since he was a child, and he has a great interest in writing, and he is more wasteful in practice, so his basic skills are very solid, and he is of course good at writing." Yi Kai said, "Uncle, you can also write Chinese characters, can I enjoy your masterpiece another day?" ”
"Haha, of course you can!" The foreigner said excitedly, "But you don't dare to be a masterpiece, it's just a little fur!" ”
Yi Kai chatted with the foreigner for a while, and then looked at the other cultural relics together, Yi Kai looked at the time, there were still ten minutes to nine o'clock, and after thinking about it, the time should be about the same, so he found a reason to leave.
Although the museum is huge, it is not easy to remember the layout inside, and if you don't have a sign, you will get lost, but as long as you have a map, it is easy to do. Yi Kai looked at the map given by Ling Song to find the way, according to the indication on the map, the location of the South African diamond is in the underground layer, and it is still in the center, it is not difficult to find.
There are four staircases into the basement, one in the east and west, one in the north, and one in the middle, and Yi Kai is in the east direction at this time, so there is no doubt that the east staircase was chosen.
"Wait a minute, I want to go in and wait for the search!" As soon as Yi Kai wanted to enter, a doorman at the door blocked Yi Kai's way.
"Search? Why do you have to do a body search when you go in? Yi Kai was surprised.
"Because the cultural relics on the ground floor are very important, anyone who wants to go in can't bring some communication equipment and shooting equipment, let alone dangerous supplies, so young people you have to cooperate and complete this work seriously." The doorman said lightly.
"Oh, that's it, that's okay." Yi Kai nodded in agreement.
"What is this?" The doorman searched Yi Kai's whole body, and found a thin thing like silk satin except for a little money.
Yi Kai was taken aback, he knew that there was no "dangerous item" in the doorman's mouth on his body, so he let him search with confidence, but he didn't know that there was an invisibility cloak on his body.
"It's nothing, this is the dress I bought for my girlfriend, give it back to me quickly." Yi Kai panicked, and reached over with an uneasy look to take it back, but the doorman had expected it, and his hand quickly retracted so that Yi Kai pounced.
"No, you actually bought such tasteless clothes for your girlfriend, should I say that you have no experience in picking up girls or is your girlfriend's interest too peculiar?" The doorman looked back and forth at the invisibility cloak, but didn't find anything special, and couldn't help but look at Yi Kai with disdain.
"You care about me, I said why are you a big guy so gossipy, my girlfriend just likes such clothes and doesn't give them?" Ikai argued.
"Haha, since you said so, then I'm embarrassed to dwell on it any longer, you can go in and visit." The doorman said.
"Where's the clothes, give them back to me!" Yi Kai said anxiously.
"I think you should leave this dress here, I'll keep it for you, and I'll give it back to you when you come back." The doorman said lightly.
"What?" Yi Xingxing's head trembled, he promised Ling Song that the invisibility cloak could not be discovered by outsiders, and now that the doorman has taken it, forget it, and want to stay, in case he discovers the function in it, wouldn't it be a bad thing? "You've checked that there's nothing special about this dress, why don't you let me bring it in? Have you taken a fancy to it? I tell you, I won't promise you!"
"No, although there is nothing special about this dress, but the most dangerous thing is often such clothes, so please understand, this is my job." The doorman said solemnly.
"Damn, your eyes are really far enough," Yi Kai said loudly, taking advantage of the doorman's lack of attention, snatched the invisibility cloak, and said angrily, "I'm unlucky today, I met two perverts in a row!" After saying that, he walked away without looking back.
"Hey, kid, I'm just joking, why take it seriously," the doorman saw Yi Kai snorting and left, and hurriedly chased after him, but Yi Kai and Ben ignored him, and finally he had to go back to his original place, shaking his head helplessly, "Alas, what am I doing here?" ”
"Hmph, this doorman is really, he is so wide, I really don't know what to do!" Yi Kai said indignantly, he looked at the invisibility cloak in his hand and smiled, "Don't let me in, right, I have to go in." ”
After speaking, Yi Kai found a public toilet, looked around, and after confirming that no one noticed him, he tiptoed to close the door, and after a minute, he slowly pushed the door open, and leaned in front of the mirror to take a look, but this look didn't matter, but it made him startled, "Damn, how did I become ugly?" ”
In the mirror, a short bald man, his eyes were wide, the nose hair that had not been cut for a few years was thick and black, and there was a little dirty thing, so disgusting that he wanted to vomit, Yi Kai almost fainted, just when he wanted to roar about the invisibility cloak, suddenly the person in the mirror opened his mouth, revealing a mouth full of yellow teeth, and there were a few black vegetable leaves stuffed between his teeth, this ugly man stretched out his little finger and pulled out the vegetable leaves, put them to his nose and smelled them, put it in his mouth again, chewed a few times and swallowed it directly.
"Vomit"
Yi Kai couldn't hold back any longer, and immediately rushed back to the toilet to spit out the big meal that Ling Song had invited, then took off the hat of the invisibility cloak, washed his face and looked in the mirror.
"Wow!"
Yi Kai was directly frightened back a few steps, and only stopped before hitting the wall, "Damn, I'm scared to death!"
Yi Kai patted his chest, calming down his overly excited mood. He couldn't help but feel ridiculous about his behavior just now, that ugly monster was actually someone else looking in the mirror, who called himself invisible! Looking at himself with only one head in the mirror, Yi Kai was also relieved, and put his hat on his backhand, and the head in the mirror disappeared immediately......
"Sir, please put your communication or filming tools in this safe...... Thank you and have a nice viewing!"
"Madam, please put your communication or filming tools in this crisper...... Thank you and enjoy watching! ”
"Handsome guy, please ...... your communication tool"
"Beauty, please ...... you"
“……”
"Ah, who hit me?" The doorman just now finally greeted these guests, and just had a little time to relax a little, when suddenly someone patted him on the back of the head, and he hurriedly turned around, but there was no one.
"Is it my delusion? Alas, it must have been caused by not sleeping well in the past few days. The doorman muttered to himself, then straightened himself up and continued to be his "watchdog".
"Smack"
With a small sound and a strong force, it hit the doorman in the back and pushed him three or four meters away.
"Who? Come out for me!" The doorman felt that this must not be wrong, someone must be secretly calculating him, but when he turned back, he was as hairless as before.
"Come out, sneaky and hide in the shadows, think I won't be able to find you?" The doorman said angrily, and suddenly a hand touched his back, and the doorman secretly thought that the opportunity had come, so he quickly turned around and punched the man in the face, knocking "him" to the ground.
"Hmph, finally let me get caught, see what other tricks you have?" The doorman snorted smugly, but he was dumbfounded when he saw the person he had hit clearly.