Chapter Seventy-Eight: Pranks
I couldn't help but laugh when I saw the centipede on the bed: "This trick of releasing centipedes is really too childish!" ”
The seven centipedes were not big or bold, and when the quilt was lifted, they only crawled around on the bed. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info didn't rush at me.。。
I quickly struck, grabbed all the jars, found a piece of thick paper and sealed it at the mouth of the cup, and hung it on the mouth of the jar with a thin string, opened the window, and hung the jar outside the window.
I said, "Since your master has released you in the cold winter moon, then you can enjoy the warmth of winter." I squeaked, closed the window, and slept with my clothes.
I quickly fell asleep, and when it was dawn, I woke up to a gurgling sound outside the window, and when I opened the window, I found that it was the movement of a centipede in a jar.
I was amazed. After a few hours, the centipede was still not dead. There is also such a vigorous vitality that it seems that the people who made these centipedes. I still have some skills.
I threw the jars next to the bed and let them be next to the Gu King Worms in the black bag. After these seven centipedes encountered the Gu King Worm, they quickly stopped moving.
I couldn't sleep left and right, so I simply meditated on the bed, and soon entered the state, adjusting my breathing, and slowly sensing the four insects in my body. After several days of turbulence, coupled with the torture of the wolf poisonous insects, the state of the four insects is not very good.
I controlled my breathing, channeled the aura of the soil egg worm to dredge the meridians of the whole body, and soothed the injured heart of the golden silkworm. But when faced with the ferocious bug, I still didn't bother it. The insect has strange habits, and it becomes more and more low-key and unfathomable. I think. The fierce insect should still be haunted by its brother's death, and has not yet let it go. The ferryman was scared, Yan, and Brother Guan looked at Sister Zhang
I'm done with it all. When I opened my eyes, it was already bright outside, the sun was peeking out from behind the clouds, and all kinds of shouting sounds sounded outside the hotel, and it was time for breakfast.
I was already grumbling with hunger, so I put the jar containing the seven centipedes in my pocket, took the Gu King Worm, carried the black iron umbrella, and made an appointment with Ah Jiu to go out for breakfast together.
There are a lot of delicacies in the morning in the town, all kinds of fried products, and all kinds of sunken buns, plus the beef noodle restaurant that has been open since grandpa, walking in the town, you feel walking on the clouds, very comfortable.
Ah Jiu sighed: "You asked me to come out for breakfast, did you have any ideas?" ”
I laughed and said, "I'm called a local tyrant, and I know you made a windfall when you returned home." Naturally, I want to pull you out to eat. ”
Ah Jiu patted his purse very chic and said, "It's enough." ”
When we walked into the beef noodle restaurant, the shopkeeper from last night naturally recognized us, and was not surprised that we ordered two bowls of beef noodles each, but felt that we did not let go of our stomachs to eat today.
When the beef noodles were served, they were steaming and sprinkled with green onions, and when I smelled them deeply, I felt very satisfied.
I pulled on my clean chopsticks and peeled off the soup, revealing a black centipede from the noodles. The centipede is not large, floating on top of the noodle soup, and seems to be still moving, still alive.
The soup base of beef noodles is boiled out of beef bones, and it is steaming, and even if a powerful cockroach falls into the broth, it will bury itself in the broth, adding a bit of flavor to the broth.
"It's fun, it's fun, there's a live centipede in the broth." I said with a smile. I opened another bowl of beef noodles, the soup shook, and a small centipede insect appeared, just like the centipede in the first bowl, it did not appear to die.
The two centipedes shook on the noodle soup, not feeling how hot the hot soup base was.
"This centipede ......," Ah Jiu was about to shout. Ah Jiu flipped in his noodle bowl and did not see the shadow of the centipede insect.
I motioned to Ah Jiu not to shout, grabbed the centipede insect with my chopsticks, and opened a hole in the small jar I was carrying, and threw all the two centipedes into it.
Ah Jiu said: "It's strange, the noodle soup is so hot, they didn't burn to death, weird, weird, I've never seen such a powerful centipede, I want to talk to the boss." ”
I laughed and said, "This has nothing to do with the boss, it's just that someone is showing me his strength." Let's eat it in another family. ”
Ah Jiu said: "But ...... Why don't I have centipedes in my bowl, but you have centipedes in your bowl? ”
I said, "If that's not the case, how can you show that he's clever in his means?" Ah Jiu thought for a moment and said, "Then it's no problem, I'll finish my two bowls first." Ah Jiu was also not polite, and he ate up his two bowls of noodle soup.
We went out of the noodle shop, and Ah Jiu made ten steamed buns. I took one, broke the buns, there were live centipedes, and another one was broken, and in each bun, there was a live centipede.
"This person is really hateful, even the peerless delicacy of steamed buns, you have to put centipedes and insects in it, it's really unbearable." I said angrily. In my opinion, steamed buns are peerless delicacy, and using centipedes to destroy steamed buns is really burning cranes and cooking pianos, which is not elegant.
Ah Jiu said: "Xiao Ning, I know that you are not afraid of poisonous insects, it doesn't matter if you have centipedes, you can also replenish your body by eating them." ”
I said in my heart that there is a centipede delicacy, so I don't eat it.
I smiled and said, "Brother Jiu, you are becoming more and more temperamental as a ghost feng shui master, more and more funny, and more and more humorous, I still miss the cold Ah Jiu before." ”
Ah Jiu scratched his head: "Yes, why didn't I feel it?" ”
I changed places a few more times, and there was no doubt that the situation was again.
There is a centipede swimming in the frying pan of the oil cake, a centipede swimming in the porridge cooked in the cauldron, and a centipede insect in the hot tofu brain.
"I'd like to see if the man has enough centipedes!" I'm going to find all my centipedes in jars, a small half jar.
The sun rose higher and higher, and I walked almost all the places in the town where I could have breakfast, and the centipede, which was not big and not afraid of the cold or the heat, followed me all the way, and my stomach became hungry.
Ah Jiu is different, his stomach is almost overwhelmed.
In the end, I had no choice but to buy a few boiled eggs, and after peeling the eggs, I was sure that there were no centipedes in them.
A good morning, a good day, was depressed by a few centipedes, which was really depressing.
If there is no soy milk fritters, no beef noodles and steamed buns, can it still be called morning? Damn the Gu family, what's not fun, but you want to play centipedes.
Fortunately, after a few eggs in the stomach, you can also replenish some energy. After Ah Jiu and I returned to the hotel, I told my second uncle about it.
The second uncle smiled: "I think this person wants to compete with you, and deliberately wants you to look good." If you don't mind, I know how to fry centipedes, if I want to help you blow up centipedes, you can also fill your stomach! "I glanced at the second uncle.
The black and white master needs to meditate during the day, and the second uncle stays in the room to take care of it.
When it was time for lunch, I went to a restaurant with Ah Jiu and went in, and after ordering food, I opened it with chopsticks, and I could always see a living centipede.
Ah Jiuyi slapped the table and shouted, "Are you cheating on me?" There are centipedes in every dish. The restaurant owner's face turned green, and he hurriedly apologized, and then asked the kitchen to deliver the food.
I flick my chopsticks and I can always see centipedes crawling out, and more than a dozen dishes are the same. No matter how stupid the hotel owner was, he saw that the problem was not on the side of the hotel, and he saw Ah Jiu's four secret guards standing at the door, looking around, waiting for Ah Jiu's eyes to act.
The owner of the hotel waved at me and said, "Brother, I know that your old man is a trickster, and with a flick of chopsticks, you can make a live centipede." I don't know why I've offended your old man. This is a red envelope, please raise your noble hand and go to the other side. ”
Ah Jiu took the red envelope and said with a smile: "You understand things, and it's not too late to know now." ”
After the shopkeeper sent me and Ah Jiu away like a fairy, he wiped the sweat from his forehead and said, "This Nima chopsticks can conjure a centipede trick with a flick, and this is the first time I've seen it." ”
Ah Jiu and I went out of the restaurant, Ah Jiu shook the red envelope, and said, "Xiao Ning, I think we can make a windfall today, eat it along the street, and receive the red envelope." ”