"Grandma~" I pulled my grandmother's arm, "Everyone is too busy." ”

As he was talking, someone called out to him, "Ouch, wait until I take off my clothes." "Oh~ This is the long-overdue pot ring party, see you guysè, retribution is coming.

I saw the bright spots outside the door running at a rapid pace, "Don't, I don't want to wipe it!" "It's a girl's voice, it seems to be about the same age as me, this is to be smeared red, the face of the person receiving the kiss must be smeared red, just like the red fragrant tea, this convenience represents festivity, on the other hand, it is also more playful, I silently prayed for myself, I sent my relatives over, it will be like this.

"Don't, I don't want to wipe it!" The outside continued to shout, and after a while, the girl's figure ran downstairs, and then went out, I leaned on the window and looked down, wow, smaller than me, probably in junior high school, she was screaming to dodge the red liquid in Uncle Xue's hands.

Uncle Xue chased after him, "Girl, this is the rule, or you wipe it yourself, and I will complete the task." "Well, the smartest thing to do is not to escape, but to take the initiative to wipe it on your face, otherwise you will not only lose the face of the representative, but it will also be boring, and you will always have to wipe it in the end. But the little girl was like she would be disfigured, she kept dodging Uncle Xue's hand, how to play with marriage, as long as it is within the rules and does not damage morality, no matter how you do, you have to endure it, otherwise you don't know how to be polite, didn't the other party tell her to smear red, how did the little girl agree to come to pick up the kiss?

"Don't move, you can't put it down!" There was a sound in the open space downstairs, I looked, many people were playing around each other's two big brothers, I know, the three-layer furnace, I looked at the basket I had just arranged, the three-layer furnace picked by the two big brothers is similar to this, and there are so many things in it, but one is added, that is, a red envelope, a kind person in the countryside, in order to save face for his daughter, he will not ask for a red envelope in the three-layer furnace, and he will put it in the three-layer furnace in his own house to marry in the past, and at the same time, he will also go back with the gift money given by the man. This gift money family grandmother said that the woman's parents asked the man before marriage, but they will return it to their daughter and son-in-law in the future, also to save face, and will not be criticized for exchanging money for their daughter, of course, there are also those who do not pay it back. I also told my grandmother at the time that I married my daughter, lost so many things, and returned the gift money, which was too stupid, so she knocked me on the head and said that I was too young to understand the painstaking efforts of adults.

The three-layer furnace is picked by the cousins of the man's family, usually the cousin's cousin, and the following two should be cousins, but when you pick the woman's house, you have to play with others as you like, and if you don't let it go, you are not allowed to put it, and you keep picking it, well, the cousin is not easy to be!

"Hey~ I can't change my shoulders!" A villager uncle teased the two of them.

Seeing that the two cousins were sweating, I tugged at the thick ink arm, "Cousin? Tsk, fortunately, I don't have an older brother or younger brother in my family, otherwise your cousin would have to pick a three-layer furnace. ”

He narrowed his eyes and said, "I think you need to admire those red faces, do you hear?" What happened to that little girl down there is a sign to you. ”

I pouted, "Who am I, so smart!" I'll do it myself! "Hehe, this is what Aunt Xue taught me, when she asked me to smear red, I wouldn't dye my clothes if I was obedient.

"It's a pity that I can't see that scene, otherwise it will be unforgettable." He bared his teeth, and I glared at him.

"Go and move some gold bricks in the back!" Someone mentioned yì again.

"Gold Bricks?" I look at the grandmother, is there really a gold brick?

The grandmother smiled, "The gold brick is the red brick, put the gold brick in the third layer, and no one dares to take it out." "Oh~ Behind is our house, a house is being built, and there are a lot of gold bricks.

"It's so hard!" I sighed, if I could play down there, I could sit in it.

"This is nothing, we got married at that time, and we all put adobe bricks in it, do you remember our old house? There is a section full of large adobe bricks, and that one is called heavy. The grandmother said quietly.

After adding several bricks, the two big brothers below were already sweating and red, and the children who were lying on the window watching were laughing miserably. At this moment, another voice came, "It's so ugly!" "Well, that girl was wiped out.

Finally Aunt Xue and Uncle Xue went out, this is to tell people not to play too much, to bear the range again, they asked the two cousins to put down the burden, the two cousins took the flat shoulder off their shoulders, I obviously saw their legs trembling, suffered a big loss, go back and don't take the red envelope to compensate, I saw that someone took down two big cocks from the loaded cart, I poked the family milk, "What do you mean?" Send two roosters? ”

"Squeeze the sedan chicken." The grandmother said, she muttered in a low voice, "The door also has to be closed, and you have to pass the customs before you can put it upstairs, what is this called, these children are really ignorant." ”

"Why two roosters?" Thick ink also came to interest.

"In ancient times, it was used to carry people back in a sedan chair, and the groom's family carried a sedan chair with a headhead, and two roosters were placed in it, which were placed in the sedan chair, so it was called a sedan chair chicken, and when it arrived at the bride's house, the bride's family would prepare a hen and exchange it for a rooster, and in this way, when carrying the bride back, he also brought back a pair of roosters and hens." The grandmother explained. Then she instructed me and Nongmo, "Go and open the boxes under the bedside table, pack up a few sets of clothes, and load the car in a moment!" ”

"Open the door and give a red envelope! Hurry up and open the door, kids! "Someone outside the door shouted loudly, the voice was loud and amazing, this can't be the legendary male matchmaker, the matchmaker is a delicate person, what door can't be opened, I shouted in my heart: Children, resist it! Sister, I'm going to work, and I'm leaving the position to you!

"One set, two sets...... Ay? Thick ink, do you still have a women's model in your hand? I only have five and a half sets here? And a pair of pants? "Supposedly, these are all new clothes for the dowry, how can they be missing.

"I've counted here, and it's five and a half sets, which should have been done on purpose." He stacked his clothes on top of each other, looked up and asked, "Grandma, did you get five and a half sets of them?" ”

Grandma laughed and said, "Yes, it's not half a companion." "Wow, it's a moral again, alas, not only for the daughter, but also for the son-in-law, these things are too cumbersome! It's a hassle to get married!

I also took out a small mirror from the box, "Grandma, should this little mirror be put away too?" ”

My grandmother came over, took the small mirror in my hand, put it beside Sister Fangfang, and said to Fangfang: "When you leave for a while, don't forget how hurried and nervous you are." "Oh, I remember, this is a protective goggle! Aunt Xue also explained, let me remember to remind Sister Fangfang when I leave, this is a protective goggle, the bride is held on her chest when she gets married, she can take a lot of bad things off, and there will be no four eyes and three hands or anything like when she has a child in the future, but ...... I took a look at Sister Fangfang's wedding dress, how can I put this? It's not the kind of dress that can be unbuttoned.

"Open the door~~~ The red envelope is coming~~~~ Children, the red envelope is handed down below! If you take it, you have to open the door! The male matchmaker's King Kong incorruptible mouth is still shouting outside.

Xue Huai took the red envelopes stuffed in from the crack in the door and counted them, and shouted, "No, no!" Less, less, nineteen of us here, and smoke! We want good cigarettes! ”

"Okay, the cigarettes have been brought, and we'll make up for the missing red envelopes later! Open the door first! "It's still going on outside. After a while, a cigarette really came in from underneath, "Okay! ”

"No! You can only get all the red envelopes! So, two more red envelopes came from outside. Seeing that the conditions had been met, it would be immoral not to open the door again, Xue Huai twisted the doorknob, and the door was slammed open.

The first one is, of course, the groom, he doesn't look ugly, it can be said that he is a talent, and Sister Fangfang is a classmate, and his family background is not bad, well, I'm really happy for her. The groom and the groom have black pot rings around their necks, and their faces are almost the same as Guan Gong's, which looks really funny, and the fat man in red clothes can be recognized at a glance as a male matchmaker, Sister Fangfang and brother-in-law are talking about themselves, of course, the matchmaker is here to match, and the wedding is complete with a matchmaker.

When everyone saw that the bride and groom had met, they all coaxed, "Oh~~~" Sister Fangfang lowered her head embarrassedly.

The male matchmaker is from the village, and he is an old acquaintance with the grandmother, and when he sees the grandmother, he says: "Auntie! You've had a busy day! ”

"No matter how busy you are, you're happy! You haven't eaten yet, you're here, and you're going to have an early dinner here. The grandmother patted his stomach kindly, I rubbed my hands, it felt good, I wanted to try it too.

"Let's go, let's go down to eat!" Thick ink took my troubled hand, dragged downstairs, met the oncoming Aunt Xue, she brought two bowls of noodles, well, for the newcomer to eat, she accompanied the smile and said to the people in the room: "Go down for breakfast!" Everyone has worked hard! ”

My grandmother stopped me: "After eating, I will come up with thick ink and move things to the car." ”

I asked, "Don't you eat the milk?" ”

She waved her hand, "I ate at home in the morning, and there are still a lot of things to arrange." "Eat so early and be busy for so long and not hungry? My eyes are white, and he's hungry! Thick ink looked at me inexplicably, and he meant: Why do you give me a look?

"Let's go down!" I urged him, and with a hard hand, he almost stepped on the threshold and planted his head.

At the dinner table, I looked at the fish that was served, and suddenly felt that something was wrong, poked the thick ink, and whispered: "Look at that fish, it feels so strange, but I can't say it." ”

He listened to me and noticed the dish, "The fish is reversed." "That's right! That's it! My mind lit up, the fish on the wedding table should be put on the stomach against the stomach, to put it bluntly, it is face to face, and it is okay to go to one side, but the two fish on this table are back to back! This can only be used on the funeral table! It is used to show that yin and yang are separated from each other! He asked, "Who made this dish?" ”