Chapter 377: Untitled (Five Thousand Words!) )
Chapter 377 Untitled
The sun shines on the earth, early summer, the morning breeze, with a little bit of night coolness. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
The silent forest, the ancient trees stand, patches of emerald green moss wrap the roots of the trees, and a ray of sunlight shines through the vast fog and reflects the dew-soaked moss.
This is a vast forest, dense woods, high mountains, in a mountainside surrounded by ancient trees, there is a white mountain view villa, the style of the villa is very novel, full of post-modern architectural style, the large vessel reveals the exquisite, simple with low-key luxury.
In front of the mountain view villa, there is a path paved with marble, the stones are all high-grade stones shipped from Europe, this kind of stone is beautiful and strong, paved with such a stone path, enough to be used for hundreds of years, Lan Ze has built such a stone path in the suburbs of New York before, judging from the style, this should be Alice's handiwork.
The trail is not long, but it is made of two-meter-long stone slabs that lead to the small town of Fox below.
Standing in front of the window, stepping barefoot on the tatami mats, with only a set of light blue pajamas on his body, through the huge floor-to-ceiling window, looking at the vast mountain scenery in front of his sight, in the distant mountain scene, a red tights pervert flashed in front of Lan Ze's sight, playing with the time gem in his hand, Lan Ze's eyes had a touch of thought.
Turning her head to look at Alice on the bed, Alice who was sleeping, the morning sun sprinkled on Alice's skin like mutton fat and white jade, reflecting a faint white fluorescence, slender eyelashes, delicate face, ruddy lips like cherries, just like the god of love in ancient Greek mythology, white arms are like ivory, looking at this beauty on the bed, Lan Ze's eyes have a trace of happiness and tenderness, the corners of his mouth are slightly upturned, a smile appears, and Lan Ze softly closes the curtains.
Time flies quickly, a week has passed since the last farce, Lan Ze found that he had fallen recently, and he was a little happy, probably because the hurdle in his heart had passed, and now Lan Ze thinks that his daughter-in-law is beautiful and attractive.
The ancients said that Gentle Township was a hero's mound, but for Lan Ze, what if it was a hero's mound? Lao Tzu is happy!
Chatting with Alice every day, bickering, watching TV together, shopping online or watching Alice design jewelry for herself, Alice's smile and eyebrows became more and more profound and clear in Lan Ze's heart.
Of course, the most important thing is Papapa, although the harmony between the two couples does not have a lot to do with the number of Papapa, but if there is no Papapa, the couple's life is unhappy nine times out of ten.
Alice is still sleeping at this moment, and last night it was a battle until dawn, and Lan Ze was very satisfied, because according to the recent frequency of the two, it probably won't be long before the two of them can have a baby.
Of course, I don't know if I can have a baby Lan Ze, because Lan Ze's current life level, fertility is quite low, but if I work hard enough, maybe I will really get pregnant?
But this is bitter Alice, Alice is different from herself, her physical strength is at the level of livestock, Alice is not as good as herself, although Alice's physique is not much, but compared to herself, there is still a certain gap, so Alice, who has been tired all night, is now sleeping deeply.
Open your own properties page.
Nothing has changed much.
The life level is still the peak of the legend level, the primary ability and the intermediate ability have been fused, and the advanced ability is estimated to be completed in a few days, the time gem is a good thing, Lan Ze feels that with the time gem, the speed of his ability to fuse time has accelerated a lot.
The only change is that I have a new and complete template, which is the five-ability template of the Legend of the Night, as if it appeared naturally after I killed Selena, the heroine of the Legend of the Night.
The four-ability template of the Twilight Zone has also been completed, presumably because he killed the patriarch of the Turi family.
The Fast & Furious competency template isn't complete yet, but it's pretty much there.
Count carefully, and there are really a lot of ability templates for yourself.
By the way, why didn't you see the Harry Potter ability template? It stands to reason that he killed Voldemort, and Harry Potter's six-ability template should also be in hand, could it be that Voldemort didn't die? Or do you need to know Harry Potter? Need to even kill Harry Potter?
Lan Ze touched his chin and thought for a moment, then shook his head boredly.
Forget it, let's talk about it when I have time in the future, anyway, I don't really need a template now, Lan Ze has a feeling, with the fusion of his ability this time, the low-level template is less and less useful for himself, but it is the seven-ability template of the speed series, I don't know why, Lan Ze feels that this template is very important to him.
By the way, do you want to talk to Kewen about killing Selena?
Forget it, if you have time to talk to Ke Wen, if he doesn't react, I'll keep him as a housekeeper, if Ke Wen reacts a little too much? Then kill it.
By the way, am I a little inhuman?
Sigh, if there is no humanity, there is no humanity, it can't be a human life, are there fewer people who die in my hands? Anyway, it's not bad for Ke Wen, and if I can give him a chance, it will already be considered my kindness.
At this moment, Kewen, who was cleaning the villa in the UK, had no idea that his fate would begin to change from now on.
After tidying up his clothes, stretching his waist, and looking at Alice, who was still asleep, Lan Ze gently covered Alice's arm into the quilt, and then pushed open the door and walked downstairs.
Deadpool, this guy has been here for seven days, although Lan Ze draws the curtains every night when he snaps, but the attitude of Deadpool, a bastard, squatting at his door every day, makes Lan Ze very unhappy.
Lan Ze decided to talk to Deadpool.
Unfortunately, when he went downstairs, Lan Ze ran into a pair of Bella and Edward who had dark circles under their eyes, and at a glance, they knew that they had not rested well, and the two looked at Lan Ze with very resentful eyes.
Lan Ze shrugged his shoulders and said that he was helpless, this little couple didn't rest well and had nothing to do with themselves, even if they did, it was their own fault.
The situation of this little couple is a bit special, although the two are nominal couples, and they are already engaged, and they have lived together, they have touched what they should touch, and they have kissed when they should kiss, but the two have not broken through the last barrier.
In other words, although the two understand everything, Edward is still the innocent little virgin vampire, and Bella is still an original factory girl.
Both of them understand the little thing between the two husbands and wives, but they have never crossed that hurdle.
According to the meaning of the two, they are ready to complete the transformation from a girl to a woman on the wedding night after they get married, but no one expected that there would be more Lan Ze and Alice next door to the two.
Maybe it's because they've been holding back for too long, and the two haven't seen each other for many years, which makes Lan Ze and Alice, a couple, have been in a state of dry firewood and fire for a long time, but they are usually more restrained themselves, so this fire can only be pressed deeper and deeper, accumulating more and more, and finally touching it, so naturally they have to vent it well.
In the past week, the two of them can be said to be singing every night, with various frequencies and rhythms, plus the room of the two is relatively close to Alice's room, only separated by a wall, and it is inevitable that some sounds will be heard at night.
And Edward and Bella both belong to the kind of young and vigorous time, and the little couple of Lan Ze and Alice can't stand it.
Think about it, Bella is now a seventeen or eighteen flower girl, it is the time of Sichun, Edward is tall and mighty, handsome and handsome, rich and knowledgeable, and has his own vampire charm aura, for the lethality of girls, it is max level.
And although Edward is a hundred-year-old old vampire, he can be regarded as a woman who has read countless women, and he still has the self-control and resistance that he should have, but Bella is different from any woman Edward comes into contact with, for Edward, Bella is a deadly temptation poison, even if Edward is sucked and drinks blood, he will be a moth to the deadly poison to the fire.
This is a disease that needs medicine to cure it, and Bella is Edward's medicine.
So the current situation is more embarrassing, both of them want to take that hurdle, but they are trapped in the previous oath constraints, and they can only endure it hard, but this thing can endure it? So in the past week, the two of them have hardly been able to sleep every night, and their eyes have become more and more resentful when they look at Lan Ze.
Lan Ze is thick-skinned, and the two look at themselves with this kind of resentful eyes, Lan Ze may also tease the little couple for a few words, but Alice is thin-skinned, so recently, the soft meat on Lan Ze's back has been pinched by Alice.
But Lan Ze has thick skin, even if Alice pinched herself, she would giggle twice at most, and it wouldn't hurt anyway.
So Lan Ze really teased a little couple.
Poured himself a glass of orange juice, toasted bread on the table, and fried double-sided crispy bacon slices, and a sweet-hearted omelette with a sugar heart, and the breakfast was complete.
Looking at the little couple who looked at him with resentful eyes, Lan Ze took a sip of orange juice and opened his mouth to joke: "How was your rest last night?" ”
Edward rolled his eyes, he didn't want to deal with Lan Ze, but it was Bella, a little girl, probably because she had been in class with her, so she was a little familiar with her temper, and she didn't hesitate to scold Lan Ze: "Teacher, have you taken medicine?" ”
Lan Ze was stunned for a moment, then looked at Bella's disdainful eyes, and couldn't help but have an angry blush on his old face: "Don't make trouble, your teacher and I have a very strong ability, male dog waist, peach buttocks, eight-pack abs with electric small motor, how can you take medicine?" ”
But Bella, who has been teased by Lan Ze recently and doesn't speak, opened her mouth and continued to scold Lan Ze as if she had taken gunpowder today: "I don't believe it, teacher, I have taken a physiology class, and the spongy body swells for a maximum of an hour, and if it is more than an hour, it is sick, besides, no matter how strong your recovery is, you won't stop every night, right?" I calculated last night, from seven o'clock until three o'clock in the morning, you haven't stopped, teacher, you are definitely taking medicine. ”
Lan Ze was stunned for a moment, a touch of embarrassment appeared on his face, this kind of thing was said by a little girl in person, Lan Ze was still a little embarrassed, but how to say that Lan Ze was an old driver and had a thick skin?
was obviously very embarrassed in his heart, but Lan Ze still pretended to have an indifferent expression: "Have you still calculated?" Are you bored? ”
Bella rolled her eyes and glared at Lan Ze with an unhappy expression: "I don't want to be bored either, but your voice is too loud, it's useless to watch TV, I can't sleep, so, teacher, you are definitely taking medicine, teacher, taking medicine is not good, it hurts your body!" ”
Lan Ze was completely helpless, what else could he say? If you don't believe me, can you try? Edward was watching from the side, and besides, his wife was still sleeping on it, what could he say?
Lan Ze, who was speechless, could only stare at Edward who was snickering: "Edward, you don't care about your daughter-in-law?" ”
Edward put down the orange juice in his hand and looked at Lan Ze with an innocent face: "Ahem, teacher, Bella is right, you should also pay attention to the impact, we Bella haven't rested for many days." ”
Lan Ze rolled his eyes: "Believe it or not, I let you not finish next semester?" ”
Bella on the side rolled her eyes and opened her mouth to scold Lan Ze: "Hehe, I'm sorry, Teacher Lan Ze, because you haven't come to class for a long time, you have been fired." ”
Lan Ze stretched out a middle finger speechlessly: "That's the loss of your school, forget it, when are you going to get married?" ”
"I haven't figured it out yet, but I should get married when I graduate." When it comes to marriage, Bella's face has a hint of serious thought.
Lan Ze touched his chin, and there was a touch of thought and disappointment in his eyes: "Graduation? That's still it. ”
"What? Is there something wrong with Mr. Lan Ze? Edward on the side looked at Lan Ze with some curiosity.
Lan Ze shook his head: "It's nothing, you guys hurry up and eat, and go to school later." ”
Edward and Bella glanced at each other, and the two could feel that Lan Ze wanted to say something, but for some reason he didn't say it in the end.
Drinking the last sip of orange juice from the cup, Lan Ze took out his pipe, and just like that, he wore his pajamas and walked down the marble slab path.
I don't know how far I went, in short, Lan Ze's pot of pipes was completely smoked, and he coughed lightly: "Deadpool, come out." ”
The next moment, a dead pervert in a red leotard jumped out of the grass behind him, and pounced on Lan Ze with an exaggerated expression, muttering incessantly: "Hey, boss, long time no see, the weather is good today, and the surrounding environment is also very good, you won't call the little bitch here to do anything too much to me, right?" I'll tell you in advance, although you're in good shape and handsome, you're really not my type. ”
Lan Ze rolled his eyes, dodged Deadpool's hug, raised his leg and kicked Deadpool's ass hard: "Get out!" Deadpool, if you're rambling, pay me back now. ”
"Well, don't you talk about money? How much does it hurt feelings? You say yes, right? boss? Deadpool smacked his face and got up from the ground weakly.
Lan Ze rolled his eyes: "Forget it, just look at your appearance, you know that you have no money, what are you doing hiding from my door every day recently?" ”
Deadpool touched his head: "What, boss, can I say I'm mesmerized by the scenery here?" The scenery here is so good, the moment I came here, I was hooked on the scenery here, and I occasionally bought it! It's so beautiful that I can't help but want to have it! ”
"Get out! Are you a fool to me? Lan Ze gave Wade a kick angrily.
was kicked by Lan Ze, and Deadpool was not angry, because he knew that Lan Ze's kick was not strong, plus he also knew that he was lying, and patted the shoe prints on his buttocks, Deadpool looked at Lan Ze with a sincere face: "Okay, boss, I'll be honest, I'm lost, in fact, I'm not called Deadpool, please call me - Three Knife Stream - Roroa Sauron!" I am a man who wants to become the number one swordsman in the world! ”
Lan Ze's face darkened, and when he raised his hand, there were four or five big-eared scrapers: "You want to die, right?" Roroa Sauron? Jianhao? I'm still Luffy! I really thought I hadn't seen One Piece! ”
Another violent beating, Deadpool looked at Lan Ze with a resentful face: "Okay boss, I'll be honest, it's like this, Magneto's dead pervert doesn't know what's wrong and went crazy again, the whole world is looking for mutants to form a mutant brotherhood, this is not they looking for me, I can't beat Magneto's old pervert, and the last time I went to participate in Stryker's men's group, the psychological shadow on me is too great, I pick up soap every day, my pick-up vomits, I can see it, the so-called men's group, in fact, is the face base, I don't go, But Magneto's old immortal pervert looked at my ass and chased after me, didn't I come to find the boss and take refuge in you? ”
"Magneto? Brotherhood? Lan Ze touched his chin, as if he had thought of something, and there was a hint of emotion in his eyes.
After a while, Lan Ze looked at Wade, and there was a little more thought in his eyes: "Wade, do you want to make money?" ”
Wade was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously nodded wildly: "Think, boss, you say, I'll go up the knife mountain and down the sea of fire." ”
Lan Ze estimated the time and touched the time gem in his hand: "Well, you go to New York to find Charles now, I don't need you to kill people and set fires or anything, you just give me protection for Charles and Ruiwen, and I will give you 10 million US dollars a day." ”
Wade's eyes lit up, and then he rubbed his hands and laughed dryly: "Ten million dollars? Boss, you see? ”
Lan Ze raised his eyebrows: "Too little?" ”
Wade nodded wildly, just kidding! Who would be too little for a salary of $10 million a day? With an annual salary of 10 million, Wade is willing to do anything, but considering that he owes Lan Ze 10 billion US dollars, Wade feels that he can still try to knock Lan Ze's bamboo bar.
It's a pity that Lan Ze didn't eat Wade at all, shrugged his shoulders, Lan Ze waved his hand: "That's okay, I don't need you, I'll find someone else." ”
At this time, Wade was dumbfounded, looked at Lan Ze who turned around and left, and hurriedly shouted: "Don't, boss, 10 million is 10 million." I did it. ”
Lan Ze rolled his eyes: "Okay, what do you say you are pretending to be?" Well, you're good to go! If you meet Magneto, tell him for me, don't fucking be a slut, or I'll pinch him to death. ”