Chapter 5 Master Wood, apprenticeship
Early in the morning, I cleaned up, followed the address on the note to find the old man's home, this address, really hard to find, in that piece of land for a long time, asked a roadside fruit seller old man, I don't know how many turns, only to find his home, how can this stinky old man live in such a remote place, I am a patient, and I have a high fever, I am really tired to death.
I climbed upstairs, stood at the door of this old man's house, knocked for a long time, and the door opened, "Eh, Xiao Yang, why are you here... How do you know the address of my home? The old man poked his head out of the door, smiled and said, don't say that I don't respect the old and love the young, looking at the old man's cheap smile, everyone wants to rush over and beat the old man, it's really angry, "You gave me this address, what, are you Alzheimer's?" I said angrily, "Hey, aren't you kidding, young man, what are you doing with such a big anger, come, sit inside, sit inside......", I'm really sick, I don't have the energy to talk to him.
As soon as I sat down, I got straight to the point and said: "Old man, this time I was really expected by you, I really hit the evil ......" "I know, did you meet a female ghost, I didn't sleep last night." The old man still looked at me with a smile, and my eyes widened suddenly, "Master, I'm really looking for the right person, it's all because of the little brother, I don't know Taishan, I'm wrong, I'm really wrong, it's just 50,000, I'll give, I'll give, save me!! "I'm just, a handful of snot and a handful of tears, hugging the old man's thighs, I really suffered last night.
The old man, suddenly put on a high-level look, a finger in his left hand hooked "50,000", I gritted my teeth, just when I just said wrong, which is a master, it is clearly a hooligan, I was unwilling to hand over the money, "Eh, that's right." ”
He took a mirror from the storage cabinet next to him and handed it to me, "Yourself, look in the mirror first." "I wondered, why did I look in the mirror, huh? This mirror turned out to be a bronze mirror, behind it is a gossip charm, the mirror is engraved with ancient texts, I wipe it, this Nima is an antique, this old man looks very rich, and he also blackmailed me for 50,000 yuan What am I doing with this poor boy. I looked at the front, the originally dim mirror surface turned clear, showing my appearance, "I ......" I was so frightened that I lost the mirror, and patted my shoulder like crazy, just now I saw a female ghost from last night lying on my shoulder on the mirror, smiling weirdly, "Be careful, although this is an imitation of the Kunlun mirror, but it can also be regarded as a magic weapon, okay?" The old man picked up the mirror in distress.
"Old man, no, master...... Help me, there's a female ghost...... There's a female ghost lying on my shoulder......" I screamed hysterically, looking back at my shoulder from time to time, I was going crazy, "It's okay, I won't die for a while." The old man said casually, "Nima, don't take money, don't do anything, hurry up and ......."
"The young man is in a hurry, coming, coming......," the old man brought out a plate of water from the house. I'll use this nectar water first, rub it on your shoulder, and go to the yin qi brought by the locust wood powder...... "What locust wood powder?" I asked suspiciously, "Just last time, I slapped some locust wood powder on your shoulder to attract ghosts and ......", "What, it turned out to be a good thing you did!" I grabbed the old man's hand and said angrily, remembering the last time the old man patted me on the shoulder, "Damn, it really hurt me...... You almost lost your life for the 50,000, you know! ”
"Damn, I said I missed my mouth, cough cough...... Young people, don't be so angry, I'm also good for you, otherwise how would you believe that I have the power to reach the sky. The old man removed my hand and continued to help me rub my shoulders, "Fart, I don't see any power through the sky, I only see the liar instinct, hurry up and return 50,000 yuan to me!" "That's impossible, just take it as my apprenticeship fee, I'll teach you something, even if it's my registered disciple, walk on the road, call my name, and make sure you don't have to worry about anything." The old man said in a daze, "Whoever wants to be your apprentice, return the money to me." "Oh, it's okay to ask for money, I won't treat you anymore, when I think of sleeping with such a beautiful female ghost every night, it's also a unique flavor" The old man teased, "You ......", my eyes breathe fire, if it is said, eyes can kill, I have already cut this old man, I don't know how many times.
"Young man, don't worry, I'll let you see later, the tuition you pay is not a loss......", "Cut-", people are under the eaves, how can they not bow their heads, if they don't bow their heads, they will rush their heads, "How do you know that I will be taken by this female ghost." I subconsciously looked at my shoulder again. I know that there was a homicide in that building, and there must be a big resentment accumulated there, and the people who live there will inevitably be harassed by the ghosts incarnated by this resentment, so they will definitely ask a Taoist priest to exorcise ghosts to keep their minds at peace, and here is your one thing, pretending to be a Taoist priest to cheat money, they don't look for who you are looking for, so I expect you to be taken up, and it seems that you have also helped them solve the trouble, and inadvertently, you have saved fame and pulled business, is it smart for the teacher? The old man explained.
"Hehe, there's still a product, that Qiaotou Wang Fat Man, who also pretended to be a Taoist priest to deceive Peach Blossoms, he really should let this stinky and shameless suffer." "Oh, you said him." The old man opened a door, and saw Wang Ye, a dead fat man, lying on his back on the bed, snoring, "Damn, old man, what did you do to him, no wonder he didn't come to me to play games these days." "I'm nervous to see if the fat man is okay." Don't worry, he's fine, I'll give him some, drunk Yunxiang, sleeping soundly......", "He won't be here with you these days." "Yes, in order to prevent him from doing bad things, let him be a guest here for a few more days...... "Uh......"
"Okay, the yin qi has washed away the ......", at this time, I took out a few talismans, I saw that there seemed to be gold around the talismans, I damn it, it seems to be a real guy. I saw him stick the talisman on each door, and after pasting it, he asked me to stand still, and I saw him dip his hand in some nectar water and sprinkle it on me, reciting this"...... Or mold or transform the body of the master, the sorrow and love are not temporarily resigned, and the Bodhisattva should appear as a boundless body, showing that his dependents are born in the world, and indulge in evil pleasures to find out of the ...... Please hide the true body, show the power of my Buddha, may I ask the power of my generation, wash away the evil thoughts, send them into reincarnation, Jizo, seal ——! ”
Suddenly, the old man's hands emitted golden light and patted me on the shoulder, "Ah-" A terrible scream of the women's team sounded in my ears again, a black shadow flashed, and the female ghost left me instantly, but the old man roared, "Powerful ghost, dry tongue, Jizo, Yin-" I saw a golden palm print towards the female ghost, the black figure of the female ghost faded a lot, the female ghost was scared, and went on a rampage, but, in an instant, the golden light of the talisman was magnificent, and the entire hall was reflected in gold, and as soon as the female ghost hit the golden light, her figure faded a lot, "Mom, This effect is so cool, isn't it...... "I was shocked by the situation in front of me, I was speechless, the effect of this talisman is much better than my three-legged cat talisman, what I drew is basically waste paper, I kind of understand, the last second flash, it had no effect on the female ghost at all but angered her, it was really my own sin."
Seeing that there was nowhere to escape, the female ghost rushed to me screaming, trying to pull me on my back, but I was so frightened that I fell to the ground again, "Don't hurt me!" The old man roared, "Wow-" suddenly rushed to my side, took out a bag from behind him, and directly covered the female ghost inside, his fingers crackled a few times, and the cloth bag was instantly quiet, and he took a hundred steps and sunflower acupuncture hands, Mom, isn't this martial arts in martial arts dramas, it is also effective against ghosts? I kept complaining in my heart, but at that time, the image of the old man was much taller in my heart, especially when that sentence was spoken, my heart warmed at that time, and it reminded me of my grandfather, grandpa, how is it in heaven?
Everything was quiet again, and I saw the old man holding the cloth bag with one hand and his waist with the other, laughing: "Hahaha, don't slip away for the teacher!" Isn't it handsome to you? Hahahaha...... "I'm full of black lines, where is the master style of the fairy wind Dao bone just now, obviously a middle school and a second hooligan."
The old man's hands flashed with golden light, and he grabbed a cloud of black gas from the cloth bag, "Hehe, what a white demon, fortunately I didn't let you grow into a climate, otherwise it's really a bit difficult to do, the things that deteriorate the body should not exist in the world, and they can't be sent to reincarnation, so let this way erase you from this world!" I saw that white karmic fire came out of his hands, and the black gas screamed in the karmic fire, burning out, and I was stunned again, it's really handsome, don't want it.
"Old man, what is white?" I asked curiously. "The white evil and the red evil are equally famous, the red evil is the most, the white evil is the second, they are all made of the incarnation of ominous things in the world, it can be the growth and mutation of the ghost, or it can be resentment, I have a book I wrote here, you can take it and take a look, it has the knowledge of popularizing ghosts and gods." He took out a book from the drawer and threw it to me, I looked at the cover "Chinese Ghosts and Gods Popular Science Readers" Mu Rongqin Author" and saw the name, the corners of my mouth twitched, this is sold on the market, looking at the title, no one cares.
"Stinky boy, don't call me Master yet," the old man said. "Eh, Master, Master, please have tea." When I saw this old man's ability, I immediately admired it, this good guy, much more awesome than my fake Taoist priest, hurriedly picked up the teacup, handed it to the old man, and was so well-behaved.
"Boy, remember, my surname is Mu, my single name is Rong, and I am called Master Mu on the road, if you hear someone mention Master Mu, it is me, I am the forty-eighth generation head of Tianmu Sect, we serve Veda Bodhisattva as the main god, and it is our responsibility to maintain the way of heaven, your grandfather and I are both descendants of Tianmu Sect, and we are under the guidance of Jiuyun Shangxian, you can hear clearly, don't insult the ancestors!" Master said with a serious expression.
"Yes, yes, remember." If I heard the middle two nouns of immortals and heirs at first, I would definitely be very disdainful, but after experiencing so many thrilling and life-and-death things, let alone immortals, I am convinced that there is Ultraman when you say it.