Chapter 54: Good morning
Chapter 54: Good morning
Coming under the bank building, we were a little stumped. Heron and I are okay to talk about it, we can climb down the wall to the top floor, but what about the old horse and the stupid big one? Neither of them could climb such a tall building. Besides, there is another question now: the stupid big man is a real zombie, if the black dragon and Nana see it, will they be frightened? I don't know if the black dragon will set him on fire. I can't let my mount burn to death!
What to do? I stood under the bank building and spun my little brain......
After thinking about it for a long time, I didn't come up with a solution, so I had to ask the stupid big man: "Silly big man, let me ask you a question...... If there were two humans in there, what would you do when you saw them? ”
The stupid big man replied without even thinking about it: "Die!" Then eat! ”
"Ahh No way! Stupid big man, don't you answer so simply! I hurriedly said, "What if these two humans are the only two humans in the world that we can't eat?" ”
The stupid big man replied without even thinking about it: "As long as it is human, it is our food!" However, as long as the general orders me not to eat any human, I will definitely not eat any human! Just like him! After saying that, the stupid big man shook the human who was still fainting on his shoulder.
After listening to the stupid big man's words, I looked at the human on his shoulder and whispered, "What about you...... Is there an urge to eat him? ”
"Yes! All the time! The stupid big man replied without thinking: "It's just that I can obey the general's orders and control myself all the time!" ”
After listening to the stupid big man's words, I looked at the heron and the old horse again, and asked them, "Do you have any of them?" When you were with Black Dragon and Nana, did you have any thoughts about eating them? ”
The old horse panicked: "Eat the black dragon and Nana? Checkmate...... Are you kidding? I certainly wouldn't have thought like that! ”
"Cut! Come on! Last night you asked me if I could eat them? I pouted and said, "Old horse, wake up!" Have you been sleepwalking last night? Or are you sleepwalking right now? ”
After listening to me, Lao Ma replied very seriously: "General, I am a human!" I'm not a zombie, how can I eat people? General, I beg you, stop joking with me! ”
After the old horse finished speaking, I was very different, and asked the heron again: "Lulu, what about you?" ”
The heron hesitated for a moment, and said softly, "Master...... The heron is also very similar to eating the black dragon and Nana...... It's just that I've been putting up with ......"
"I see!" I came to my senses and said, "I've been thinking that if it weren't for Black Dragon and Nana, I would have eaten them a long time ago!" It's just that my little brain keeps thinking that they are human beings that we can't eat, but as soon as I smell the aroma of tempting food emanating from Brother Black Dragon's body, I can't help but drool! So, I can understand the feelings of the heron and the stupid big one. ”
Silly smiled and said, "Yes, General, because we are zombies!" It's only natural for zombies to eat humans! ”
"Nasty stupid big guy! Don't say we're zombies! I yelled at the stupid big one, "I'm telling you, from today onwards, I, the heron, the old horse, and the stupid big one are not zombies!" If anyone says we're zombies, we'll kill them! Remember? ”
The stupid big man was stunned, his stiff face showed a helpless expression, and he whispered: "It's the general!" But...... But ......"
At this moment, Lao Ma suddenly patted me on the shoulder and smiled at me mysteriously: "General, don't worry about whether you are a zombie or not. In short, we all know that if anyone dares to say that you are a zombie, they have done the thing you hate the most, and they will die! Right? ”
I nodded and smiled, "That's right! Or my old horse knows me best! ”
Lao Ma continued to laugh and said, "I know what are you confused about, General? Are you worried that after the black dragon and Nana see the stupid big one, they are afraid that he is a zombie? Still worried that the stupid big guy will hurt the black dragon and Nana? ”
After the old horse finished speaking, I said happily: "Yes! Those who know me are old horses! ”
Lao Ma continued to laugh and said: "This is simple, as long as you tell the black dragon and Nana, the stupid big man is the helper you found from the outside, and he is on our side." If you let the stupid big one be like a heron, you won't be able to hurt the black dragon and Nana no matter what! Think about it, how long have you been with me? Have you ever hurt me? You didn't eat me either, did you? ”
After hearing Lao Ma's words, I pouted and said, "How can I hurt Lao Ma?" It's impossible for me to eat you! Because you're my favorite old horse! Right, Heron? ”
When Lu Lu heard me ask her, she was stunned for a moment, as if she was trying to think for a while, and then replied, "Master...... When we used to be with Lao Ma...... I always had the urge to eat him, and I kept restraining myself...... Afterward...... Afterward...... Since I couldn't hear the old horse's heartbeat...... The urge to eat him is gone...... The heron thinks that the old horse and the heron are already the same kind......"
After listening to Lu Lu's words, I felt that my little brain was even more confused, so I simply stopped thinking about these incomprehensible questions. Say to everyone, "Okay! All right! Don't want those annoying questions anymore! In short, I have to make my Black Dragon Brother and Nana Sister accept my personal guards, stupid big guy! Otherwise, I'll go crazy! ”
"General, don't worry, as long as you don't let me kill the humans, I will never kill them!" The stupid big man listened to my words and said firmly.
I laughed and said, "Hmm! Just have your words! ”
After that, I looked up at the top floor of the bank building and said, "In this case, I will climb upstairs and find a new pair of sunglasses for Lulu from my backpack and Lulu, and she doesn't know where she lost her sunglasses at night." Then I will wake up the black dragon and Nana and let them open the door for you, and you will enter through the gate. ”
Heron said, "Master...... Let the heron go! ”
I smiled mysteriously at the heron: "Let's go, I still want to secretly smell the tempting smell of food on Brother Black Dragon's body!" ”
"Food? Fragrance? The stupid big man hurriedly said: "General, I want to go too!" ”
I pouted and said, "You're all waiting for me outside the gate!" I'll go alone! Hmph nasty! With that, he jumped straight to the height of the fourth floor of the building with his feet, grabbed the wall with his sharp little claws, climbed to the sixth floor in a few clicks, and then slipped through the window where we jumped out yesterday.
Once inside, we went back to my room with Heron, took out a new pair of sunglasses from our backpacks, and handed them to Heron with her long arm through the window. Then he came out, sniffed his little nose gently, and immediately locked the position of the black dragon and Nana, and his body turned into a white shadow and instantly ran to the second floor where the black dragon and Nana were. They were in the room where I had rested when I first came to the bank with Nana.
Standing outside the closed door, listening to the sound of two heartbeats and even breathing inside, I concluded that they were still sleeping. I sniffed again, and the smell of food from the black dragon and Nana made my saliva water. I said secretly, "If only I could eat a bite of the meat on Brother Black Dragon's body...... How nice would it be...... Ah! No, no, no! Brother Black Dragon can't be eaten! I'm going to marry him when I grow up! Thinking of this, I gently pushed the door and found that it was locked from the inside.
"Cut! Doors and locks like this can still hold me back! After muttering something in my little head, I wanted to kick the door open. But the sound of me kicking the door will wake them up. So he ran lightly to the next room, stretched out his sharp little paws and gently pulled at the partition wall between the two rooms. I'm going to dig a hole in the wall and go to the room where Black Dragon and Nana are.
I controlled the force of the wall and tried not to make a sound. After a few picks, I found a trick, as long as you don't use your little claws to scratch the wall, but use your fingernails to pick at the wall one by one, it won't make a sound. It's a bit slow to get through the wall in this way, but it won't be heard by the people inside.
In this way, I gently picked at the wall at once, and soon the wall was pierced. Through the piercing, I found that the black dragon and Nana were still asleep, they must have been so tired yesterday that it was already dawn, and they had not woken up yet.
I continued to gently pick at the perforations in the wall, and it didn't take long to get to the point where my skinny body could get through. I smiled slightly, and said secretly, "In the future, you can use this method to attack sleeping humans!" Ha ha! After thinking about it, I whispered through the hole and saw the black dragon and Nana lying side by side on the ground, with a blanket under them and a blanket on their bodies.
I grinned, wiped the saliva from the corners of my mouth, and said secretly, "You two are enjoying it!" It's a good night's sleep! After laughing, he raised his legs and walked lightly, walked to the black dragon without making any sound, and then gently lay on top of him. I brought my little nose next to his nose and sniffed greedily at his every breath......
In an instant, my saliva gushed out uncontrollably and flowed directly onto the black dragon's mouth.
"Brother...... Get up...... "I stretched out my little tongue and gently licked the black dragon's face twice, and whispered to him.
The black dragon's whole body suddenly trembled violently, and after shouting, he sat up suddenly. In such a hurry that his lips collided with mine. I can't resist the urge to hold food to my mouth without taking a bite! With instinct, he opened his small mouth and bit into the black dragon's mouth.
But the black dragon instantly dodged my bite and shouted, "Ah! Yes! Who is it? What a situation! Who bit me? After shouting, I didn't know when I had already taken the unsheathed Tang knife in my hand, and then stared at me with a pair of misty eyes.
"Brother, it's me...... What are you doing with a knife? I chuckled softly as I rode on the black dragon's waist.
"Ahh Yes! Yes...... What's the situation......" At this time, Nana next to her screamed and sat up suddenly, staring at me and the black dragon with a pair of big frightened eyes.
After the black dragon woke up to me, his face suddenly showed a collapsed expression, and he said helplessly: "Sister, sister, my own sister...... You're scaring me to death! I thought the zombies were attacking and trying to bite me! If I hadn't reacted fast enough, I would have slashed through with this knife! Can we not play such a suspense in the future? ”
I laughed and said, "People want to wake my brother up!" Who's going to bite you? ”
"Sister! Look at the way you look now, riding on top of your brother with your legs split, and you're going to wake him up! Nana next to her nagged helplessly: "This posture ...... This posture is also too ...... So what? ”
I pouted and laughed, "What's wrong with the posture?" Anyway, when I grow up, I'm going to marry my brother, it doesn't matter! Hee-hee! ”
After I finished speaking, the black dragon adjusted his sitting position, hugged my waist and moved me back a little bit, so that I sat on his thighs instead of his hips. I was puzzled by his action, and wondered: "Brother, what are you pushing people for, people are like getting closer to you!" I haven't seen my brother all night, I miss my brother! ”
The black dragon panicked: "Don't sit on me directly if you want me...... ......After speaking, the black dragon seemed to suddenly think of something, looked at me stupidly and said with a smile: "Sister, do you say...... You wanted to give me a good morning kiss just now? ”
I wondered, "What is a good morning kiss?" Good morning bite is almost! ”
"A good morning kiss is a kiss to wake me up every morning!" The black dragon smirked.
I pouted and said, "I'll bite you out of bed every morning!" With that, he wiped off the water that flowed out of the corner of his mouth.
The black dragon was stunned for a moment, and immediately returned to his usual serious appearance, and said, "Seriously, sister, you got up so early!" Is there anything wrong with calling me up so early? ”
I smiled and said, "Of course, I asked my brother to open the door for the heron, the old horse and the stupid big one!" A few of them were still outside the bank. ”
"What? Are they out there? Are you out? When did you go out? After I finished speaking, the black dragon panicked......