Chapter 46: Literate Zombies
Chapter 46 Literate Zombies
When I saw the fifth sign, I couldn't hold it anymore! Shouting: "Give me park!" Heron, bring me the sign! ”
"Yes, master!" After answering softly, the heron used her long arm to bring the signboard hanging in front of the store. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info
I looked closely at the bright red handwriting on the wooden sign and thought that the words "Survivor's Terminal - City B!" "There seems to be something hidden behind it, but I can't figure out what it is with my little brain.
I looked at Lao Ma, handed him the sign, and said coldly: "Lao Ma, I order you to use your smart brain to analyze and analyze this sign before I tear it up, what is hidden behind the words on this sign?" ”
After I finished speaking, Lao Ma was stunned for a moment and said in a panic: "General...... This...... This...... You let me think about it...... Say the words on the sign...... It must have been written by a human being...... That's for sure, because as any zombie, no one can be bored to write the same words on so many of the same signs, right? ”
Hearing Lao Ma's words, I felt that my eyes suddenly lit up, and I hurriedly said: "Yes! Reasonable! Keep talking! ”
Lao Ma said seriously: "First of all, we are sure that these signs are written by humans, and they are written to other human survivors. By seeing several identical signs, we can basically conclude that the humans who made these signs wanted to convey the message on the signs to the other humans who saw the signs, telling the humans who saw the signs that City B was the terminal for survivors, and that they would not have to run around again after arriving in City B. ”
Lao Ma looked at me and listened very seriously, and continued: "General, look, from the imprint on this sign, I can tell that it is written in red paint. Judging from the color of the paint, it is quite vivid, which indicates that it should not have been written for a long time. I don't think it was written when the zombie virus first broke out, I think it should have been written not long ago. This means that not long ago, some humans came here. In addition, the signs are of the same style and size, and the handwriting on them is very neat. I speculate that these signs were made from one place, then written in red, and then taken and hung in a more conspicuous place in W City. ”
I nodded, motioning for the old horse to continue.
Lao Ma continued to say seriously: "Based on the analysis of these clues, these signs are hung by a premeditated and organized human gang! ”
After the old horse finished speaking, I was happy and said with a smile: "Hehe! Gang of Humans...... So, there should be a lot of humans to eat, right? ”
The old horse smiled: "The general is right! If you find this human organization, you will definitely be able to catch a lot of humans to eat! ”
I hurriedly said, "Then what are we waiting for?" Why don't you hurry up and find it! ”
The old horse waved and said, "General, don't worry, listen to what I say." When I saw this sign, I had an idea, and this is an idea that I assume to be human. ”
When I heard this, I immediately became interested and smiled, "Do you want to experience what it's like to be a food?" ”
Lao Ma smiled: "It's not this general, I think so...... The humans who write these signs will definitely think that zombies don't know how to read, and they can't read the words on the signs! ”
After the old horse finished speaking, I waved my hand and said with a smile: "Aha! Old Ma, what you analyzed before is very reasonable. That's a big mistake! How can zombies not know how to read? If we don't know how to read words, how can we understand the words on them? If I don't know how to read, why do I have three books in my crossbody bag? "After that, I seemed to feel that something was wrong, but I couldn't remember what was wrong for a while.
So, I shouted into the entrance: "Sister Na, Brother Yu, it's time to give full play to the residual heat of the two of you!" Hurry up and get me out! ”
As soon as my shout fell, Nana had already appeared in front of me, and Zhang Yu quickly came out of the entrance.
"Sister, do you have any orders?" Nana smiled charmingly.
I said, "I order you two to hurry up and get me a few zombies back!" ”
"What? Scratch...... Zombie...... Do? Nana asked, confused.
I said angrily: "Let you catch it, and you will catch it!" What are so many questions? Before I finished speaking, Zhang Yu had already jumped off the roof of the car, and said calmly without looking back: "Do you need to catch a beautiful female zombie?" ”
After Zhang Yu asked, I was stunned and said, "Whether it is male or female, just catch a few and come back." If you happen to catch a beautiful female zombie, it's fine, I'll run out when I come back, dig out my brain and let Sister Na eat it. ”
As soon as Nana heard the brain of the beautiful female zombie, she drooled and disappeared in front of me in an instant with excitement on her face, and appeared next to Zhang Yu.
Lao Ma didn't seem to understand my move, and after Zhang Yu and Lu Lu left, he asked me in a low voice, "General, what are you asking them to do to catch zombies?" ”
I laughed and said, "Grab a few zombies and read them!" See if they recognize the words on the sign. If you don't know it, it's easy to say anything, and if you do, it's possible that many zombies know that there are human survivors in City B. ”
After I finished speaking, Lao Ma thought about it seriously, then stretched out his thumb to me, and said respectfully: "High! It's really high! ”
I laughed and said, "Hey, hey! I'm smart, right? To tell you the truth, I'm tall except for my stature! Aha! ”
As soon as my laughter ended, I heard Nana's charming laughter and the low roar of zombies around the corner of the street. I saw that Zhang Yu and Nana had come back with a zombie alone. The two zombies roared as they struggled to escape.
I jumped under the heavy truck with a sign, rushed to Zhang Yu and Nana in a few steps, held up the sign, and said, "Brother Yu, Sister Na, let these two stinky guys recognize the words on the sign!" ”
After I finished speaking, Zhang Yu and Nana were stunned. Nana panicked: "Sister, what are you going to do?" Let the zombies recognize the words on the sign? ”
I nodded, "Yes!" Let them both read! After saying that, I pulled the hair of one of the zombies, pressed its head to the front of the sign, and said to it excitedly: "Come, my little girl, see what is written on the sign?" ”
This zombie didn't even look at the brand, and his whole body kept trembling. As soon as I saw that it didn't even look at the sign, I became impatient, increased the force of pulling its hair, put its face on the sign, and said urgently: "Are you here to see?" Do you know how to read? ”
Suddenly, there was a "stab" and I tore off the zombie's hair and scalp. I was angry, slapped its head, and said angrily: "A zombie who doesn't know words is not worthy of being a zombie at all, go to death!" After speaking, I stretched out my little tongue and licked the mixture of dirty blood and brain on my little paws, and said, "Stinky guy, it's not delicious at all...... After that, I pulled the other zombie and pinched its neck to press its head to the sign.
At this time, the old horse had already come to me, and hurriedly took my arm and shouted, "General, rest your anger, stop your anger!" ”
I turned my head to look at the old horse and said coldly, "Why do you want me to be angry?" Am I not angry at all? ”
Lao Ma patted the head of the zombie who was pressed on the sign by me, and said angrily: "You unlucky guy, the general asked you to recognize words, what do you recognize when you put your face on the sign?" After speaking, he pulled its hair and pulled its head to a place about half a meter away from the brand, and said angrily: "Hurry up, recognize the words!" If you don't recognize it...... Just smash your head! ”
The zombie shuddered, looked at the old horse, then at the sign that the old horse was pointing to, and then roared, "Uh...... Belch...... Brand...... Brand...... Recognize a ...... b…… Yikes......"
"I'm cao! Do you still dare to curse? The old horse flew up and put a foot on the zombie's body, and roared: "Do you want to die?" ”
"I know...... Piece...... b…… Ahh......h
The old horse amused me, I let go of the zombie, covered my little mouth and laughed wildly, laughing and saying, "Ahahaha! This guy is so amused that I ...... I know a b! Aha! ”
As soon as I was happy, the old horse became even more angry, he pulled the zombie by the collar, pressed its head to make it look at the sign, and shouted: "Give you one last chance, tell me what is written on the sign?" ”
"It's written ...... B-......" The zombie roared as he struggled in panic.
At this point, I was speechless with joy, and if it weren't for the heron holding me, I would have to lie down on the ground and lean back together.
"Smack!" With a crisp sound, the zombie's head was crushed by the old horse.
The old horse wiped away the blood splashed on his face, and said angrily: "If you don't know, you don't know, and you dare to scold me...... What the hell am I ...... What's ...... Kill you believe it or not? ”
"Aha...... My favorite old horse...... You're getting more and more like me......" I said with a smile, "I'm so ...... What's ...... Kill you...... Aha......"
The old horse yelled, "Catch a few more!" Make them readable! ”
As soon as the old horse finished speaking, I heard a burst of irregular footsteps not far away. Then I smiled and said, "Hehe, old horse, as soon as you said that you would catch a few zombies, a few guys with no eyes were sent to the door." With that, I pointed in the direction where the footsteps were coming from.
I saw that a few zombies appeared not far from a street. After the old horse saw these zombies, he ran over quickly, shouting as he ran: "Nana, Zhang Yu, you two help me, catch a few more and come back!" ”
Nana caught up with the old horse while covering her mouth with a wild smile, and Zhang Yu looked at it, waiting for me to speak. I smiled and said, "Zhang Yu, help the old horse catch a few of them, I guess the old horse is trying to relieve my hunger and try his best to make me happy!" ”
"Okay, I'll help him get it." After Zhang Yu said something calmly, he ran towards the old horse.
In an instant, the street not far away was in chaos. The roars and invectives of the old horses, Nana's charming laughter, and the screams and roars of the zombies mingled.
Not long after, the three of them each grabbed two zombies and walked back. I had already put the sign next to the heavy truck, and then I covered my mouth and tried to hold back a smile as I watched the old horse move.
The old horse pulled a zombie, pulled him to the sign, pointed to the sign and shouted, "Do you recognize the words on the sign?" ”
The zombie kept struggling, and he didn't even look at the sign.
"Smack!" There was a crisp sound, and its head was smashed by the old horse.
The old horse pulled the second zombie......
"Smack!" The second unlucky zombie had his head smashed by the old horse......
The old horse pulled the third, the fourth, and the fifth......
"Uh...... Survivor...... How can there be survivors? I'm going to eat them......" the fifth zombie shouted excitedly when he saw the sign.
"Hey! This one actually knows how to ......" I just shouted excitedly, when I heard a "pop", and the head of the fifth zombie was also smashed by the old horse.
"Alas...... It knows words...... Why are you still filming it, old horse? I shouted.
"Oops! I'm used to it, so I slapped it to death......" The old horse panicked.
I was instantly happy, and said with a breathless smile: "Old Ma, you probably killed the only literate zombie in the world...... Aha! ”
The old horse pulled the last zombie with a helpless face, pointed to the sign and yelled at it: "The sign is ...... What exactly is written? ”
The last zombie stared at the sign with blood-red eyes for a while, and said slowly, "Uh...... Survivor...... Target...... Terminal...... Stand...... City B......"
Hearing its words, I immediately said excitedly: "Old horse, don't shoot him to death again!" It knows the word ......"
The old horse also pulled the last zombie with an excited face, and said excitedly: "Big brother...... I've finally found one to talk to......"
The last zombie broke free from the old horse and roared, "Let me go...... Let go of my ......"