Chapter 189: Corpse Marriage
With a frown, I walked into the paper shop, where there was a thin old man and a very handsome girl.
Although the two of them looked like normal people at first glance, their pale faces and slow mechanical movements showed that they were two corpses.
When I entered, the old man was carrying things, and the girl was holding a paintbrush and coloring the two paper figures.
The city was full of corpses, so I had to walk up to a big paper horse and take a look at it so that I wouldn't be discovered.
Seeing the guests coming, the old man put down his work and walked over.
His movements were very wooden, his head shook with every step, and his eyes were full of death.
I mechanically glanced back at him, and then little by little I moved to the left side of the room.
There is a cabinet on the left side of the room, and there is a wooden door next to the cabinet, and through the wooden door is the inner room of this house.
There is no Li Ming Du Zifeng in this paper shop, I guess they are in the back room.
I moved to the cabinet and walked towards the back room, and just as I was about to enter, the woman came slowly and blocked the door.
Seeing that she didn't want people to enter the back room, in order not to arouse their vigilance, I pretended to be stupid and walked to a paper sedan chair.
Seeing that I had not entered the back room, the girl slowly returned to her former seat and carefully glanced at the paper figure in her hand.
Corpses are corpses, their minds are far less agile than those of the living, and seeing that the old man and the girl had turned their attention to their work, I hastened to the wooden door, and lifted the curtain that hung on it.
My eyes almost popped out of my sockets when I lifted the curtains, and there were only two cupboards and a bed on the edge of which sat a handsome young man.
Isn't this young man Lu Yu, why is he here!
After seeing Lu Yu, Jiang Wenshan rushed over, she opened her mouth to call Lu Yu's name, and I quickly covered her mouth.
Although Lu Yu appeared here, his eyes were dull and his expression was stiff, and his situation was no different from the corpse in the city.
Has he become a corpse? Seeing Lu Yu become like this, Jiang Wenshan burst into tears of sadness.
"If you want to cry back and cry, now is not the time to cry." I said with some annoyance.
Seeing my annoyed eyes, Jiang Wenshan realized her mistake, glanced at Lu Yu excitedly, lowered her head and wiped the tears from her face.
I was very relieved that she was able to take care of the overall situation, and I continued to pretend to be dumb and walked to Lu Yu's side, and then pulled up my wrist to press his pulse.
His pulse was faint, but it showed signs of beating.
After taking a pulse, I was very happy, Lu Yu is not dead, he is still human.
When I got the news, I quickly told it to Jiang Wenshan.
Jiang Wenshan couldn't stop patting her chest when she heard it, and whispered thank God.
Lu Yu didn't die, but how did he become like this, and what could be done to make him recover?
I was deep in thought again.
Just as I was staring at Lu Yu and trying to figure out what to do, the girl walked in slowly.
She didn't get angry when she came in, but glanced at Lu Yu excitedly and then tied a big white flower to his chest.
Seeing this scene, I suddenly understood, it turned out that the girl fell in love with Lu Yu and wanted to marry him!
No wonder the white word "happiness" is pasted on the door of the paper shop, which is what it means.
Lu Yu is getting married, what should we do, do we just rescue him out, or don't ask.
If you get him out, how can you bring him back to his senses?
If he is not saved, what should he do if he is in danger.
I was very upset, and at that moment, the old man outside suddenly walked in.
The old man, who was obviously not as good at talking as the girl, came in and saw us both standing inside, and without hesitation made a gesture of please.
Although Jiang Wenshan and I were extremely reluctant, we finally thought about it and left the paper shop.
After returning to the inn, we were bored and couldn't eat or sleep.
I mean let's take a look first, but Jiang Wenshan whimsically imagines all kinds of dangers.
She will say that those corpses will definitely suck the blood of Lu Yu, and then she will say that the bride will definitely eat Lu Yu on the wedding night, like some kind of praying mantis, spiders and other insects, didn't they eat their husbands.
She said that my heart was furious, and suddenly it occurred to her that they must enter the cave room on the wedding night, and if the bride sucks up Lu Yu's yang energy, then Lu Yu will really become a zombie.
Can't, you can't let Lu Yu turn into a zombie!
After thinking about it for a while, I decided to save Lu Yu first.
Since the decision has been made, the sooner the better, so I discussed with Jiang Wenshan to do it the next day, anyway, there are two corpses in the paper shop, and it is still easy for me to turn over the two corpses.
After a night's sleep at the inn, I arrived at the paper shop early.
According to my thoughts, I will definitely be able to go early without being easily discovered by the corpse.
But somehow, when I arrived, there were a lot of corpses.
"Ouch, why are there so many corpses, what's going on!" I stood under a willow tree opposite the paper shop, looking at the movement in front of me, and I was very puzzled.
And just when I didn't know why, a high-pitched suona sounded, and then Lu Yu and the girl were pushed out together.
The girl was covered with a white hijab, and Lu Yu was tied with an extra-large white flower.
"Oh, it turned out to be a marriage!" I muttered suddenly.
After Lu Yu and the girl were pushed out, those corpses kept dancing as if they were married.
Looking at the picture in front of me, I was a little speechless, and I didn't get married by myself, what a joy to be, besides, my arms and legs are so stiff, if I break the dance, it will be sad.
I just thought so, of course those zombies don't dance, they just Lu Yu and the girl came out of the house and followed, some of them held the villain, some held the big horse, some pushed the paper cart.
I looked at it for a long time and finally saw some doorways, it turned out that they were going to parade the streets!
The zombie marriage ceremony is actually a parade in the streets, which is really weird.
I came to save Lu Yu, and when I saw the corpses following them, I blended in with the corpses.
These corpses really didn't know how tired they were, and they swam for more than ten hours before stopping.
After stopping, they all entered a very large hotel.
Their habits are very similar to human beings, but there is one thing that I can't accept, that is, after entering the restaurant, the shopkeeper actually served three bowls of incense to everyone.
"Hehe, the treatment is good enough, three bowls per person." They were intoxicated by the burning sandalwood on the table, and I was getting hungrier and hungrier in the face of three bowls of sandalwood.
In this situation, although I was very hungry, I could only follow the local customs and did not dare to give any opinions.
After eating three bowls of incense, these corpses slowly dispersed, and I was very happy to see them leave, the corpses are a little different from people, how can people not make a hole on the wedding night, and the corpses will go back to their own homes, each looking for their own mother.
After they left, I sneaked into the paper bunk.
The old man in the paper bunk had long since fallen asleep, and the light in the back room was on, and I walked cautiously towards it when I entered.
On the wedding night, the girl seemed very excited, she took off the hijab on her head before Lu Yu could make a move, and then danced slowly.
Although her dancing is not beautiful, she dances very attentively.
After the jump, she poured two glasses of wine, brought them to Lu Yu, and then drank a glass of wine.
"Hey, this zombie is interesting, she acts too much like a human." I thought to myself.
After drinking, the girl looked at Lu Yu and smiled slightly before taking off his clothes.
Although the girl is a zombie, her reaction is much more flexible than Lu Yu.
On the other hand, Lu Yu is like a real zombie, letting the girl keep working there.
Within a few minutes, Lu Yu was not only stripped naked, but also kissed a few big red marks on his face.
Just when the girl finished picking off her shirt and went to pick up her pants, Jiang Wenshan and I rushed out.
The girl was very angry when she saw someone disturbing her cave room, and she looked at us and kept howling.
She was venting her frustration, and I didn't care about anything else at this time, so I put a talisman on her head in the past.
After the spell was applied, the girl honestly didn't move, and Lu Yu was so frightened that she kept resisting.
Although it was the middle of the night outside, I was also afraid of extraneous branches, so I pasted a talisman for Lu Yu, and ran out to resist him.
My operation this time was relatively smooth, and I returned to the inn after ten minutes.
And as soon as I returned to the inn, I heard a noisy noise outside: "Damn, you, you, see how Lao Tzu cleans you up."
Du Zifeng, it turned out to be Du Zifeng's voice!
Hearing the shout, I quickly ran out of the room, and after I went out, I saw Du Zifeng sitting on the necks of two zombies fighting with other zombies.
This kid can't be quiet anywhere, I happily walked to Du Zifeng's side.
"You're still alive!" I patted Du Zifeng on the shoulder and said.
"Hey, Xiaofeng, how did you find this place?" Du Zifeng said happily.
"Aren't we afraid that something will happen to you, so we came here, but it looks like you're doing well!" I looked at the angry zombies dancing with their hands.
"Yes, who am I, that old man actually tried to catch me, and I didn't slip away in the end." Du Zifeng said with a grin.
"How did you get out of his hands?" I asked curiously.
"That old man actually wanted to train me to be a zombie, but I had a heart, and just as he cast a spell on me, I recited my family's mantra to avoid evil. They fooled him. Du Zifeng said proudly.
"Okay, it's good that we haven't turned into zombies, let's leave quickly, and if Shanbo comes, we'll suffer." I said with reassurance.
"It's better to come, come and kill him!" Du Zifeng said arrogantly.