"It's all you, if you hadn't collected money, we wouldn't have been arrested, now it's okay, it's time to go to jail!" I said depressedly.

"It's all me, I think it's you, it's bad luck to meet you, bad luck!" The young man snorted coldly.

I really didn't expect to be sent to the detention center all of a sudden, and I didn't know how many days I would be locked up here, but at this time, I was anxious to have a fart, so I glared at the young man hatefully and sat in a no-man's corner of the detention room.

The detention cell was not large, and in addition to the two of us, five other idle people from the society were also arrested.

When it is said to be idle people, it is actually what we usually call ruffians, scoundrels, petty thieves and the like.

These people steal chickens and dogs on weekdays, do all kinds of evil, and spend more days in the bureau than in his house.

Maybe at the beginning, these people were afraid, but gradually these people didn't care, they just entered, didn't they just be locked up for two days, and they had to let me out, so I wouldn't be shot!

With this kind of heart, it has fallen since then, and human nature has been distorted since then.

When we came in, the five of us stared at us with squinted eyes.

Staring at it, how can I be in the mood to pay attention to them at this time, I never dreamed that I would enter the bureau one day, go to Li Ming's daughter-in-law's house for a while, and be arrested.

Actually, I'm not afraid to stay in the bureau for a few days, but this thing is too strange, I have always believed that black is black, and white is white, is it really just because we went to catch a ghost that caught us in?

I couldn't figure it out after thinking about this matter for a long time, so I simply didn't think about him, I was just worried about Zhang Yuemiao, if she knew, I don't know what she would be in a hurry, I hope Li Ming doesn't tell her about it.

As I sat in the corner thinking about something, the five men who had come in before finally became restless any longer, and after muttering a few words, they sent a thin monkey with a mustache to come to us.

I have long heard that there are cell bosses in prisons, but I didn't expect that this small detention cell is no exception.

I snorted softly when I saw the skinny monkey coming, knowing very well what he wanted to do, nothing more than seeing that we had just come in, and wanting to give us a dismount.

Sure enough, the thin monkey came over and opened his mouth: "Hey, I said that you two don't understand the rules, if you don't understand, you guys will teach you well today!" ”

"What rules?" I raised my eyelids and said coldly.

"I can talk, I thought there were two dumb people coming in, boy, you listen to me!"

This thin monkey has a very thin voice, but it is very arrogant, I am very disdainful, and continue to look down and think about my business, but he is in the horn of the horn.

"Boy, do you see, sitting in front of you, the one in the middle is the famous Shi Ye, Shi Ye is a character who stomps his feet for a hundred miles nearby, and the ground has to shake three times, no matter how many days you come in, what you have to do is to serve Shi Ye well, otherwise I will let you taste the three dishes we created, these three dishes come down, even if your doll is steel and iron bones have to peel off the skin, let you go out, you can't stand steadily!"

Listening to the clamor of the thin monkey, I raised my head and glanced at the Shi Ye, he was a bald head with tattoos, big shoulders and round waist, and the three people around him pinched his shoulders and beat his legs, as if serving the master, when I looked at him, he also squinted at me, his eyes were full of threats!

Seeing this extremely unfriendly look, I was very disdainful, why did you want to threaten me with more fat on your body? Then the ability will not be caught, and you will have to shake three times if you stomp your feet for a hundred miles, and it is not a road roller, and the road roller will at most shake the road surface of a few meters!

Besides, although Lao Tzu has been lacking in exercise in the past few years after graduation, he often moves pigs, and those piglets are three or five hundred pounds, if you want to find fault, I don't care about treating you as a pig!

Just as I looked at the bald head and lowered my head, the thin monkey spoke again: "Hey! Boy, have you figured it out? Do you want to come by the rules, or do you want to try the three dishes here! ”

"What do you want me to do? Three courses, what's that? I didn't raise my head, and asked coldly.

The thin monkey was happy to ask this question, and he laughed twice and said: "Hey, how many people come in, no one dares to ask like this, you are the first one, but the monkey master is in a good mood today, so I will tell you that the three dishes are kneeling, horse steps, and dividing muscles and bones!" Kneel, I don't need to say much about the horse step, you can also think of the taste of this, as for the wrong hand is a few of our buddies, specially on your various bone joints to knock and beat, this down, no matter how strong your body has to stand unstable! The rule is that when Shi Ye is sitting, you must stand, when Shi Ye is lying, you must wait, and when Shi Ye is respectful, you must stand there and watch, and kneel down to wipe his cheeks! ”

When I heard these requests from the thin monkey, I was very annoyed, and I was about to say a few sarcastic words, when the young man sitting next to me spoke.

"Hey, is he a cripple, if it's a cripple, we can serve and serve, and it's fun to help others, if not, it's better to dispel these thoughts!"

Hearing the words of the young man, the fat face of the Shi Ye immediately darkened, and he beckoned to the thin monkey, which meant to teach this kid a good lesson, and when the thin monkey acted, the three people around Shi Ye also walked over to the young man.

The three of them were a scarface, a fat man, and a short man, and as they walked, their knuckles creaked, and they seemed ready to fix the young man!

Among these four people, the first to go was of course the thin monkey, after all, he was the closest to the young man.

The thin monkey walked to the young man's side, raised his arm and exhaled with a palm, he wanted to stand up, and at the same time he wanted to show off himself in front of Shi Ye.

This slap fell with the sound of the wind, and if it was confirmed, it would definitely knock out a few teeth.

But just when everyone thought that the young man would be knocked to the ground, the thin monkey screamed like a pig, and the young man grabbed his arm and bent his palm.

This is even the tendons, veins, and bones have turned half a circle, how can the thin monkey endure this pain, snot, tears, cold sweat, and a stream of brains flowed down.

The young man looked at the distorted face of the thin monkey, sneered twice, and kicked him out with one kick.

At this time, Scarface, Fatty, and Short also walked to the side of the young man, and they were about to make a move, but the sudden reversal of things made them stunned.

However, the three of them were stunned for a few seconds, they all thought that the thin monkey was too incompetent, looked at him with disdain, and rushed forward together.

It seems that the minds of these three people are still quite delicate, they did not choose to fight alone, but attacked together, they firmly believe that heroes can't stand up to wolves!

But can they succeed, of course not! As they rushed up, the young man rushed out with a snort.

The young man jumped, quickly punched, turned around, shook his legs, and knocked the three of them to the ground with three strokes and five divisions.

Seeing the scene in front of me, I slapped my face and laughed: "Zifeng, it's good, another throat locking fist, under the whirlwind legs, it's really enjoyable!" ”

The young man looked at me and smiled smugly, slapped his face, and sat back down.

This is the first time this kid hasn't quarreled with me, and it seems that he can't stand the compliment, so we chatted slowly.

The two of us gradually talked and laughed, but Shi Ye, who was sitting over there, was flushed with anger, he glared and cursed a few words, and walked towards us.

The young man knew that this Shi Ye Shi was going to take revenge, so he pursed his eyes disdainfully, but he didn't expect this Shi Ye to ignore him and walk towards me.

I knew at a glance that this Shi Ye was not sure to win against the young man, thinking that I was a soft persimmon, and he wanted to clean up and clean up me and pick up the face just now.

After Shi Ye walked to my side domineeringly, he stopped, turned his head and looked at the young man, he wanted to see what was so special about the person in front of him.

Just as he was looking at the young man, the thin monkey on the ground screamed in horror.

"Ghost, ghost, Shiye, ghost!"

"Ghost your grandma, useless things......" The Shi Ye scolded angrily and looked at me.

But when he saw a green-faced and fanged demon standing in front of him, he was so frightened that he knelt down on the spot and kept kowtowing.

If there is such a ghost in this detention cell, of course I made it.

I took advantage of Shi Ye's efforts to turn his head to look at the young man, and read a sentence, "Changing ghosts, urgent as a law!" "I have used the trick in the Yin Yang Jade Book!

The blinding method is the thing I have practiced the most since I got the Yin Yang Jade Book, and this time it came in handy.

Now I am a demon with a green face and fangs, a lion's nose and a wide mouth, eyes like copper bells, and long nails.

"Haha, that's a clever trick, unlucky ghost!"

Seeing that the ghosts I had conjured frightened the group of ruffians, the young man gave a thumbs up.

As soon as the young man's words fell, these ruffians kowtowed even harder, knocking their heads with a loud bang.

At this time, the young man sat on the ground, crossed Erlang's legs and watched the play.

"Okay, don't knock down, as long as you don't bother us in the future, we won't bother you!" I was afraid that if these people continued like this, something would happen, so I removed the trick and rolled my eyes and said.

Seeing the ghost disappear in front of them, these people climbed up as if amnesty, and gasped for breath.

I didn't expect these menacing ruffians just now to be so timid, this is broad daylight, and it scared a few of them like this.

Just as I was looking at them with disdain, the stone master climbed up to my feet: "This little master, I want to ask you whether you are a human or a ghost?" ”

"I'm human, how can I be a ghost! That's just a trick! I leaned against the wall and said dismissively.

"Then I listen to that little brother, what the hell are you called, are you really human?"

Listening to what Shi Ye said, I suddenly remembered that the young man called me an unlucky ghost, but I didn't expect them to really treat me as a ghost, no wonder I kowtowed so hard just now.

"Cut, he's joking, I'm a human, I have a shadow, aren't you known as stomping your feet, and you have to shake a few times for hundreds of miles, why are you like this!"

It seems that this stone master is really scared, I simply stood up and turned around, and when I saw the shadow on the ground, the stone master believed me.

"You don't know, there is a person who disappears here every day, and now when it comes to ghosts, we are all scared, what you just made is too realistic, too realistic!" Shi Ye wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and said.

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