"Nuan Nuan, what are you talking about, Doudou is not yet six years old, okay!" Li Yan smiled, looked at me helplessly and said, "Nuan Nuan, you must be too careful, although Doudou is a little precocious, but it is not so outrageous, he may not even understand what love is." ”

"Just now he told me that he asked the children to have dinner together, I think he must have a crush on some little girl!" Thinking of my baby son who fell in love with a certain little girl, I couldn't help but feel a little sad in my heart, it doesn't matter if he likes other people's little girls, if he runs away with other people's little girls, who will cook for me every day in the future! Gu Zinuo, this little brat, this is the rhythm of wanting to starve his mother to death!

The more I thought about it, the more sad I felt in my heart, I couldn't help but touch my flat belly, could it be that my future ending was destined to be starved to death by Gu Zinuo, a little child? Men are creatures who have married their daughters-in-law and forgotten their mothers, and Gu Zinuo, a little kid, will be no exception.

"Nuan Nuan, if Doudou falls in love with a certain little girl, you should be happy for him, why are you sad!" Li Yan pinched my cheek, and his lips raised a beautiful arc, "Come, Nuan Nuan, give me a smile!" ”

Thinking of Gu Zinuo, a little kid, and the little girl he liked, leaving me, an old woman, alone at home, I looked at the empty pot, hungry with my chest against my back, and the miserable appearance of nesting pitifully on the sofa, I felt a chill in my heart, I don't want me to be abandoned by food!

"I can't laugh." I frowned, looked at Li Yan with the most sad eyes and said, "If Gu Zinuo, a little kid, runs away with a little girl, who will cook for me!" I'm going to starve to death! ”

My stomach has been nourished by Gu Zinuo, a little kid, and I don't like to eat the food cooked by the chef in the hotel, so I prefer the food cooked by Gu Zinuo, a little kid.

No, if Gu Zinuo finds a girlfriend, I must not be separated from them, and I still have to count on Gu Zinuo, a little kid, to cook for me! I'm going to stick to them! Well, that's it!

"Nuan Nuan, you won't starve, I'll cook too." The sun sprinkled on Li Yan's face, I looked at Li Yan's face like a beautiful jade, slightly distracted, just kidding, Li Yan is the helmsman of the Li Group, and he can cook like the eldest young master who is held in the palm of his hand? I don't dare to eat Li Yan's cooking, if he cooks, thank God if he doesn't blow up the kitchen.

"Li Yan, can you eat the food you cooked?" I asked weakly as I looked at the handsome man in front of me. Li Yan has a trace of the charm of a classical beautiful man, I think if he enters the entertainment industry and plays a beautiful man in ancient costume, he will definitely be an instant hit and fascinate thousands of beautiful girls.

"Nuan Nuan, don't look down on my cooking skills!" Li Yan smiled, full of indulgence, "You will definitely like my cooking!" ”

"Li Yan, it's not that I look down on you, but, it's the feeling you give me, it's really not related to the family cook!" I really can't imagine Li Yan wearing an apron skillfully chopping vegetables and cooking rice, a man like Li Yan was born destined to be glorious and instruct the country, he really has no reason to learn to cook!

"Nuan Nuan, why don't we go to my house for dinner at noon today, so that you can see my craftsmanship!" Li Yan smiled and was about to call Zhang Yingjun and ask Zhang Yingjun to prepare ingredients for him.

"Li Yan, don't poison me to death, I don't have to worry about you!" I touched my stomach, I couldn't eat the food made by Gu Zinuo, I couldn't even eat the food in the hotel, and I was reduced to the point of being poisoned by Li Yan, it was really miserable!

"Nuan Nuan, you just believe me once, my cooking skills are really good!" Li Yan hung up the phone, "Yingjun has already gone to the supermarket to buy something, and he just happened to come back when we go back later." ”

Handsome......

Thinking of Zhang Yingjun's appearance of holding the orchid finger word by word, I suddenly got goosebumps, because Zhang Yingjun is Li Yan's most relied on secretary, he often helps Li Yan deal with some work and life matters, and I have a good relationship with Li Yan, and I can often see Zhang Yingjun, a godman. Of course, he will be mad a few times every once in a while.

I think my heart is still relatively strong, but even when I see Zhang Yingjun every day, I can't stand his sinister voice. I slapped my chest a few times, I have to accept the double poison of Li Yan and Zhang Yingjun at noon today, my heart, you must hold on!

Zhang Yingjun is still that old morality, Li Yan and I just entered the villa where Li Yan lived, Zhang Yingjun cocked his orchid fingers and walked towards me and Li Yan with lotus steps.

"President, I hate it, people have been waiting for you for so long, why did you come!" Zhang Yingjun tapped Li Yan's chest with his index finger and said delicately, "President, you are so annoying, people hate you to death!" ”

The corners of my lips twitched a few times, and I kept telling myself to be calm, to be calm, without a strong heart, in the face of Zhang Yingjun's poison, I could only be disgusted to death by him.

Before my poor little heart could ease up, Zhang Yingjun had already walked up to me in a charming manner, and his slightly thick index finger tapped my shoulder, "Xiao Nuannuan, you hate it too!" ”

"Zhang Yingjun, Li Yan and I don't hate you!" I tried to look at Zhang Yingjun in the calmest tone and said.

"Xiao Nuannuan, you hate it to death, you actually say that people hate it!" Zhang Yingjun stomped his 44-yard big foot coquettishly, "People don't pay attention to you, how can you say that people hate it!" The loser is still thinking about you! Xiao Nuannuan, you have no conscience, you treat me like this, can you bear it! Hey, my heart, my little heart, it hurts me! ”

"Zhang Yingjun, does your heart hurt?" When talking to someone like Zhang Yingjun, you have to be calm, otherwise I will definitely kick him to the grandmother's bridge.

"It hurts, it hurts! Not only does my heart hurt, but my eggs hurt! "Zhang Yingjun not only likes to be coquettish and play a fool or something, but also likes to talk about yellow and erotic jokes, when I first met him, I listened to him say some inappropriate words in a voice that was so mad that people couldn't pay for their lives, I would still feel a little embarrassed, but after getting along for a long time, my face was thickened by him.

Although Zhang Yingjun likes to snort or something, he is still a more likable man, and he has a very special temperament that makes people can't help but want to get close to him, but they don't want to reject him. Many men in the entertainment industry like to talk about yellow and erotic jokes, but those people give me a very different feeling from Zhang Yingjun, listening to those fat-headed pig-faced entertainment industry bigwigs talk about that kind of joke, I just want to pour all the wine in the cup on their faces, but Zhang Yingjun is different, when he talks about this kind of joke, others will only feel funny, and the mood will involuntarily become very relaxed and relaxed, and I can't help but want to tease him.

"The egg hurts, the man who hurts the egg can't afford to hurt it!!" Zhang Yingjun was still looking at me pitifully ***, Li Yan had already entered the kitchen, and I was the only one left whose ears were poisoned by him, I sneered, looked at Zhang Yingjun with bad intentions and said, "Isn't it painful?" ”

Seeing Zhang Yingjun nodding vigorously, the smile on the corner of my lips became a little more evil, "Since the egg hurts, then cut it, and it won't hurt if you cut it!" ”

"Xiao Nuannuan, you are so ruthless! You want me to be a eunuch! Ahhh I don't want to be a eunuch! Zhang Yingjun clutched his chest, looking grief-stricken, "Xiao Nuannuan, I'm so good to you, how can you be so cruel to me!" ”

"I'm sorry, I always thought you were a eunuch in the first place." I looked at Zhang Yingjun who was hanging his head and said gracefully.

Zhang Yingjun looked at me with amber eyes, and almost burst into tears, "Xiao Nuannuan, my heart is completely broken by you!" Oh my glass heart! You pay me for my glass heart! ”

"There is a lot of glass in the room, you can just take a piece and stick it in your chest, and there is another glass heart."

"Ahhh Zhang Yingjun kept beating his chest, "The most poisonous woman's heart!" ”

"Well, Zhang Yingjun, you're right, I'll poison you in a while!"

Seeing that Zhang Yingjun was hurt by me and almost rolled on the ground, I couldn't help but chuckle, Zhang Yingjun is really a living treasure, no wonder Li Yan has always liked Zhang Yingjun to follow him for so many years, and it is really easy to be with him, even if there is a big stone in his heart to step on, and talk nonsense with him for a while, he will feel that this world is so beautiful and splendid.

When I hurt Zhang Yingjun's young heart from beginning to end, and Zhang Yingjun screamed in the house, Li Yan finally finished the meal, smelling the fragrance of the food, I knew that I really looked down on Li Yan just now, and Li Yan's cooking skills were not inferior to Gu Zinuo's little kid.

Seeing that the table was full of my favorite food, I didn't care about the image of a lady, so I picked up the chopsticks and devoured them.

"Well, Li Yan, your cooking skills are really good!" I gave a thumbs up and praised Li Yan.

In the face of my praise, Li Yan was not proud, but smiled at me very elegantly, "Nuan Nuan, if you like to eat, I can make it for you every day in the future, even if Doudou runs away with the little girl, you will not be starved." ”

Li Yan will make it for me every day in the future?

I don't know Li Yan's thoughts, but there are some promises that I can't afford to give, and I can't afford Li Yan's promises.

"Li Yan, when Gu Zinuo, a little kid, runs away with someone else, I will be very happy when I come to your house occasionally for a meal, you can find a wife quickly, so that I and you, Zhang Yingjun and your future wife can get together to play mahjong!"