A new day.

As soon as Han Xiao opened his eyes, as soon as he remembered the thrilling scene in the office yesterday, there was an evil current of heat shuttling through his body.

Calm! Calm! Breathe deeply! Breathe again!

It took a few deep breaths before he threw the evil thought out of his mind.

Get up.

Scrub.

As usual, after doing all this, Han Xiao took out his mobile phone and opened WeChat to see if there was any novel and interesting thing happening.

Sure enough, a message managed to grab his attention.

Shadow of the Blade: This day, I'm really disgusted by Zhao Xin's guy! Why are you staring at my chrysanthemums all day long? It hurt that the knife girl thought that I had a problem with my sexual orientation and looked at me coldly! I'm so worried!

"Ahem!"

Han Xiao coughed lightly, expressing deep sympathy for what happened to the male knife Tyrone, and then, there was no more!

There is a good saying, it is difficult for a clean official to cut off family affairs, and the young couple have a temper, he really can't help much, and he is a single nobleman, and he really doesn't have much experience in this kind of thing.

"Who are you?!" Tyrone was shocked when he noticed that a strange man's cough suddenly appeared in his mind, knowing that as one of the best assassins in Noxus, vigilance against his surroundings was essential, however, before this person's cough sounded, he didn't even notice it at all!

But after checking for a long time, there was no trace of the man, and he thought that he was too suspicious, so he put this matter aside for the time being. Turning his head, he began to sigh again, "Alas, the popularity of our Noxus has declined a lot in the past two days." If this Zhao Xin continues like this, then our Noxus will be pulled away by them for a long time! I wanted Timo's kid to save it, but he seemed to be tracking down the real culprit who deliberately said bad things about him, and he didn't have time to come! What can I do? ”

"Don't panic, don't panic." Since Han Xiao had successfully attracted the other party's attention with his coughing sound, he would be a little embarrassed if he didn't say anything more. And Tyrone said something like Noxus is not popular, so he has to stand up and say two sentences, because didn't the three of them lament the decline in Demacia's popularity before?

Squinted his eyes and thought for a moment. Thinking about it, he smiled and sent a few words, "I have a method here, do you want to listen to it?" ”

Tyrone was completely stunned. It turns out that there are really people! This man's strength is inevitably too unfathomable!

But I remembered the content of the mysterious man's words just now. He subconsciously replied: "Senior, please speak." ”

Han Xiao replied very easily: "Actually, the method I told you next is very simple, didn't Jiawen and the three of them form a three-friend band to sing?" So you can dance a little bit to fight them, huh? ”

Dance?

Competing with the Three Friends Band?

Seniors deserve to be seniors, and this kind of innovative method can be thought of!

Tyrone remembers that in order to compete with the Three Friends Band, Noxus specially engaged in a similar fifty orchestra group, and the result was a complete failure! In his opinion, the main reason for the failure of Fifty Bands is that they have followed the old path of others, and there is no excessive innovation. But dancing is different, it's a very different art form from singing!

And. Temporarily out of the summoner's canyon, even if it is out of Zhao Xin's clutches, the knife girl will not doubt his sexual orientation, and even fall for his handsome dancing!

That's a lot of good things!

"Then I'll send you a short video to open your eyes first!"

Tyrone's eyes brightened even more when he heard the mysterious man's words! The dance that can compete with the three friends must be at the level of defying the sky!

However, when Tyrone saw the image in his mind, a strange-looking man kept repeating the actions of lifting his buttocks and covering his crotch, and the whole person was stupid!

What a fart dance!

Just this action of lifting the buttocks and covering the crotch, a three-year-old child can do it!

Tyrone replied speechlessly: "The seniors are really good Yaxing, and they actually started to joke with the juniors, but you also know that the situation on the juniors' side is a little critical, so, seniors, please show me the real dance!" ”

Han Xiao was also speechless, "This is what I want to show you!" ”

When Tyrone heard this, he almost fell to the ground!

This one?

Senior, you're not playing with me, are you? Let's not say that this action can be done by anyone, the problem is, this action is too indecent! How to take it! He really had a depressed urge to hit the wall at this time, "Senior, if this dance is taken out directly, will it be a little unpleasant!" ”

Han Xiao slapped his thigh, "Yes, it's really not good!" ”

Tyrone wiped his sweat.

The seniors are not too confused, and they know that this action is a little indecent, but what kind of earth-shattering dance will the seniors let him watch next? Thinking about him, he was a little excited.

"Gotta add some more music!" Han Xiao's reply was "long overdue".

Tyrone: "......"

Add your sister's music!

Just such an action made me jump out in public, don't you think I'm not ashamed enough? You even want me to add some more music! Then I won't live at all!

At this moment, Tyrone had a feeling of being deeply fooled by his seniors, "Seniors, you are hurting me!" ”

"I'm not hurting you, I'm helping you!" Han Xiao looked at Tyrone's reply on his phone and smiled bitterly.

Of course, he knew that Tyrone, who was on the Valoran continent, didn't know Michael Jackson or mechanical dance.

But the indecent-looking movements in this video he gave Tyrone are indeed one of Michael Jackson's classic dance moves: crotch covering!

I wonder how many female fans were crazy about Jackson's dance at the beginning! Boils!

I gave you all the classic dance moves of Michael Jackson, and if you don't thank me, forget it, and even say that I'm hurting you?! Dude, I'm not wronged!

Tyrone was about to cry at this time, "But senior...... This dance is too much! And counting on this, you can fight evenly with the Three Friends Band? It's a little too whimsical! ”

Han Xiao replied: "It's not whimsical at all! Actually, to tell you the truth, the movement you see so far is just a small part of the classic part of the whole dance that I am going to hand over to you next, and there are more classic ones that I haven't let you see. ”

More classic?

Tyrone said that such an action of covering the crotch and lifting the buttocks has become a classic action to you, so "a more classic action", he really can't imagine! (To be continued.) )