Chapter Forty-Nine: The Artifact
Chapter Forty-Nine: The Artifact
"Old Pan! It's cool to go on vacation, isn't it? Pan Ze's roommate sat in front of the computer and said without replying.
"Don't be too cool!" Pan Ce said comfortably.
"Hurry up and come over to accompany me twice, I was abused, how can you stand it, how can you stand it, and you come to play the ranked pit people, alas~ I can't stand it, it's all a group of pig teammates, and they're all about to fall off!" The roommate said with a depressed face, but did not receive any response.
"I said you heard me...... it! The roommate just turned around and said unhappily, his eyes immediately widened, and he left the computer desk on the spot, looking at the device in the other party's hand in surprise, "What kind of mobile phone is this?" Nima! How is the middle empty? It's really a!! ”
Seeing the other party's stunned look, Pang said: "The latest X artifact, wearable smartphone 'S-1'!" After that, Pan Ce immediately closed it and skillfully carried it in his hand, and his roommate's eyes widened and he shouted: "I'm not scientific!" ”
"There are so many unscientific ones! Nicole ......" Pan Zer changed the name of the voice assistant to Nicole, and immediately gave her a series of instructions.
"I say!" The roommate is incredible.
"How's that, how many points can you give in this wave of Bs?" Pan Ce said leisurely.
"103 points! A little more tolerance, a little more understanding, a little more fatherly love! ”
"Get out!"
"Show me! Hurry up! The roommate said impatiently. After taking it, I can't stop looking at it like a curious baby.
"Nima, don't damage my brother's artifact, I haven't taken it out to install X yet, this cost 7755 soft sister coins, you can stabilize it for me."
"Why didn't you respond? It won't be a pit, right? ”
"It's normal, I set permissions, and only my fingerprint can be operated effectively...... Nicole, cancel the fingerprint touch for ten minutes. ”
"That's it, after ten minutes, it will be locked into exclusive fingerprint permissions!" The voice of the voice assistant sounds.
"! That's it! The roommate was surprised to find that he could move, and after a while, he gave it to the other party, and then couldn't wait to ask: "Made, answer me, where did you buy it?" Where to buy it! This Nima's masterpiece is an orange artifact! ”
"I said, can't you be less reckless? It's changed outside, you don't know what's going on, so you can watch the news! XlouS forget it, I don't know if I tell you, in short, this is a new product launched by a domestic high-tech company of Niu X" Pan Ce mocked, and then came one by one.
"It's fine! OK! I'm ready to buy a 'kidney machine plas', and I'll only cry when Nima lets me know later. The roommate looked like he was going to be after the catastrophe, and suddenly wondered, "What did you say?" Chinese company? Hell, is the black technology of such a bull X domestic? ”
"XlouS! Go to Baidu yourself to know how good this company is, you can now see the blue sticker of the United States and thank this company!"
"Dangdang! Look at this, enough friends! After speaking, Pan Ce suddenly took out a delicate box from his baggage, and when he opened it, it was a brand new "S-1"!
"it!" The roommate was stunned, and immediately pounced on Pan Ce, and said happily: "I love you...... Pan Pan! ”
Pan Ce was startled, and immediately triggered the backward displacement passive effect, exclaiming, "Don't come near me, dead Gay!" ”
After the two friends had a fight, Pan Ze's roommate was ecstatic and took out a delicate strip from the platinum box.
"I know you're going to buy a new phone, so I'm bringing you back, and now whoever buys an iPhone is stupid X, I don't want to live with a stupid X!"
"You should be glad you're smart, if you don't bring me one, yours will be mine!"
“……”
"7755 yes! No problem, Alipay will transfer you, Made's still a little painful, but it's worth it! ”
"I'll tell you what's worth!" S-1' is outrageously powerful, let my brother teach you, this long board in your hand is now an ownerless thing, let her activate it first! After that, everyone else except you is holding a brick worth 7755 soft girl coins, just like you just clicked on my 'S-1'! Than iPhone Cow X. ”
"! So, yes, yes! ”
Every user who buys the "S-1" is unsurprisingly impressed by its powerful features. Although the "S-1" costs a whopping $1,199, people all over the world flock to the iPhone they once loved.
Basically, $1099 to buy a flagship machine, whoever buys it is brainless!
The only offline direct store in XlouS headquarters has been open 24 hours a day since it opened, just because it is the only offline direct store, and Hainan Province is a developed tourism area, with a huge flow of people, and even many foreign people have heard the news. Basically, one person buys more than one unit at a time, because many people have friends who entrust them to buy, and there are even some small retailers.
The orders on the company's official website are also very popular, and the "instant online translation" has helped a lot, so that buyers around the world will not be unable to buy normally because they do not understand Chinese.
For orders placed by online buyers, XlouS also did a very good job, in order to prevent unauthorized opening and activate the voice assistant Xiaoyou in advance during the logistics period, so that the buyer finally got a golden brick. For this reason, XlouS company has assembled a protective box for each "S-1" device that must be transported through logistics, and individual buyers will get a unique activation code after placing a successful order, which can be opened by entering this unique activation code after the goods arrive.
However, this hardcover box also raised the price of the "S-1" to $1,249, but buyers supported it, and no one wanted to spend nearly $1,200 and get a brick after a long time, after all, the "S-1" security protection is so strong that even XlouS would take a year to crack it.
If you want to cry the most at the moment, 70% of the consumers who buy the "S-1" are the original Apple core users. In other words, every 10 "S-1s" sold means 7 users are snatched from Apple, which is undoubtedly a disaster for Apple, which has iPhone as its core business.
But this is the truth, no sane user will make a brain-dead choice, and now there is basically a saying on the Internet, whoever buys the iPhone is brain-dead!
(To be continued)