Chapter 77, the anti-bamboo demon

The big head pondered for a moment, and then said, "Okay! I hope you're right, don't let me kill my brother with my own hands. "Listen to the big head agreed! I turned around and told the third uncle the plan, but the third uncle shouted, "This is impossible, since you can come back alive!" That's a blessing! I'm not going to let you have any more mistakes? ”

At this time, Juanzi on the side cried: "Why? Is there no other way? I looked at the third uncle, as well as Liu's father and Liu's mother, and said, "Please believe me!" This is the only way for us to live, and we must not let outsiders know about it; Otherwise, all the work will be lost. ”

When the quarrel was endless, the mayor suddenly rushed in and scolded: "These stupid villagers are really stupid, what age are they? What youkai do you still believe in? ”

I stepped forward and asked, "Mayor, what's going on?" Make such a big fury? The mayor shook his head, pointed to the noisy villagers in the courtyard and scolded: "This group of pigs actually believes the nonsense of a Taoist priest!" Say what kind of monster you are, you killed the real dragon, and I was about to take you to sacrifice to the dragon. Isn't this nonsense? ”

I smiled and said, "What does Mayor mean now?" Do you want me to sacrifice the dragon or? The mayor immediately shouted: "This is impossible, without my permission, I will see who dares to come forward?" I've already called the town public security bureau! Let them protect you! ”

Only then did Juanzi stop crying and said, "That's how it should be!" Which Taoist priest will be arrested and severely punished, and see if he dares to come nonsense? I shook my head and said, "I think you're just messing around, do you think this matter can be settled like this?" Do you want to kill more people? ”

The mayor looked at me in surprise and said, "What do you mean by that?" Why do I get more confused the more I listen? I turned around and pulled Mayor Mare to the couch and sat down! Then he said: "If you think about it, the python is indeed because I was killed by the four gods, and the Taoist priest is unknown, which means that he has a problem with himself; If you go out now and say that the death of the python has nothing to do with me, who will believe it? ”

At this time, the third uncle looked at me and said, "But it's impossible to sacrifice a living person?" This is the first time I've heard of such a sacrifice; I think the mayor's method is good, just call the public security over! Just grab a stick and ask. ”

Brother Yang, who had been silent for a long time, spoke up at this time: "Don't fight around!" Which Taoist priest is not a human being, but some kind of animal that has become a essence, and I have always suspected that there is something wrong with him just now? ”

When the mayor heard this, he was surprised and said, "How is it possible? Could it be that there are really monsters in this world? The third uncle nodded and said: "I heard a thousand years old on Siwang Mountain that there is a thousand-year-old bamboo demon, if this legend is true, I want to be sure that this Taoist priest is the legendary bamboo demon." ”

At this time, the third uncle seemed to think of something? So he said to himself, "That's right! That's right! I shook the third uncle's hand and said, "Third uncle, what's wrong with you?" What's right? Only then did the third uncle settle down: "I once saw it in an ancient book, according to which ancient book records, bamboo was originally the maternal uncle of the python, it seems that which Taoist priest must be the legendary thousand-year-old bamboo essence, maternal uncle avenged his nephew, this is a matter of course!" ”

And the big head on the side, the third uncle and the mayor, plus Juanzi and their family, were staring at the third uncle at this time, and Juanzi asked the third uncle with a heavy face: "Third uncle, that seems to you!" What should I do? The thousand-year-old bamboo demon, isn't it very powerful? Isn't there a record of how to get rid of him in any of your ancient books? ”

The third uncle shook his head and said, "Yes, but it's impossible at all." The mayor hurriedly asked, "Why is it impossible?" As long as there is a 1 in 10,000 chance, we all have to give it a try, right? This village has been around since ancient times! Nothing so bizarre has ever happened. ”

As soon as he finished speaking, a villager suddenly ran in and asked, "Mayor of the town, can you get an idea quickly?" Is the Taoist chief urging? The mayor immediately stood up and said, "What are you urging?" Wait for the Public Security Bureau to come! I will personally carry him up to the mountain to sacrifice to the dragon. ”

At this time, the villagers left satisfied! Only then did the third uncle say: "That's what the ancient books say, it's very simple to get rid of the bamboo essence, but it's just to find its original body!" Destroy it, but how big is the Four Kings Mountain you are talking about, and where will you find its original body? ”

I immediately stood up and said, "It doesn't matter! I have a way of knowing if he's a bamboo spirit! The third uncle asked puzzledly, "What can you do?" ”

I looked outside, and saw that the old Taoist priest was still inciting the villagers, and thought, "You stupid, I can't imagine that you dare to come to play in reality?" Are you not afraid of wrath? At this time, Juanzi looked at me and asked, "Zijie, say it quickly?" What can you do? ”

Brother Yang also asked hurriedly: "Yes!" It's a matter of life and death, just say it! I took out my lighter, and then said, "Give me a cigarette?" ”

At this time, the mayor stood up excitedly and said, "I understand! You're so smart, why didn't I remember? "And the third uncle! Knowing nothing, he asked the mayor, "What do you understand?" ”

The mayor of the town showed a smile on his face, and while looking outside, he said, "Don't leak the secrets of heaven. ”

At this time, Brother Yang slowly propped himself up and said, "When is it?" Are you still in the mood for a cigarette? Are you sure of your approach? I think you're really crazy! Faced with such a big life-and-death situation, you still don't care at all? I saw that Brother Yang didn't mean to take a cigarette, so I got up and walked to his side, and then pressed my hands on his shoulders and said, "Sit down with peace of mind!" Just give me all your cigarettes! After saying that, he reached out and touched everywhere! And Brother Yang asked while dodging, "What are you doing?" ”

I stopped and looked at him and said, "Of course you're looking for a cigarette?" The mayor looked at me and said, "Boy, you said it earlier!" Don't you just smoke? I have it here. After saying that, he handed me half a pack of cigarettes, and I smoked one skillfully! Click on it, and enjoy it slowly.

And the third uncle on the side has long been unable to sit still! The mayor of the town saw what the third uncle meant, so he said, "Didn't you say that as long as you find the bamboo essence itself, you can do it?" The third uncle nodded. The mayor said, "That's right! Later, I'll have someone set fire to Siwang Mountain! and that's it. ”

At this time, the third uncle nodded and said, "This is a good way!" But when will it be burned out? Besides, what mountain can't be burned? ”

When I heard this, I couldn't help but laugh and said, "Mayor Town, Mayor Town? Do you do this, which villagers will agree? I mean get some smoke out! Which old monster is lured to be fooled, and don't set fire to the mountain? ”

The third uncle patted the coffee table and said, "This trick is amazing?" I don't lose Siwang Mountain, and I know which old monster's land is fine, but what can I do if I know this? I nodded and said, "This thing is easy to do, but I'm afraid that he will be difficult to handle if he is a mortal?" ”

The mayor shook his head and said, "No, we have to be completely sure before we can do it, if he knows!" Resist, let's try to clean him up, it's too late? ”