In the afternoon, the wind was beautiful, and I sat in the school office and watched the bald dean in front of me talk to me seriously. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Mr. Jiang, Niancheng sleeps every day when he goes to class......"

"Isn't that nonsense? My family Niancheng has to play games and play all night every night, and now is the time for him to grow his body, since he doesn't sleep at home, he must sleep until he is full at school! ”

He ...... I also hit other classmates at school. ”

"Since ancient times, kings have been defeated and defeated, and my son can beat them, which means that my son is better than them! If you don't accept it, let their dad come and fight me? ”

"That...... Qin Yuan is also not honest at school, and often secretly puts on makeup during class. ”

"The nature of a girl who loves beauty! My family is so beautiful, why can't I put on makeup? Old guy, why do you keep staring at my family, are you full of filthy thoughts!? ”

After being scolded by me, the director wanted to cry without tears and said, "Mr. Jiang, this is already the best school in the universe. But I really can't educate your two children, mainly because you don't cooperate with education...... In that case, I think it's better to drop out. ”

I was immediately furious and couldn't help but scold: "Drop out of school!" I've never seen such an inhuman school of yours! ”

With that, I kicked the door of the office in a rage and flew all the way towards the school gate. Yuan Nu and Cao Da were waiting for me here, and when they saw me come out, Yuan Nu asked with concern: "How is it?" ”

"It's just an idiot school, and I don't know how to love children at all......," I said seriously, "I've decided to let Qin Yuan and Niancheng drop out of school, so that they don't suffer here!" ”

Cao Da nodded and smiled: "It's good if you're happy, don't be spoiled." Let's go, didn't we say we're going to a nightclub today to play all the girls? Mozi! Get out of here! ”

With Cao Da yelling, Yun Mozi immediately ran out of the immortal artifact shop opposite the school. He hurriedly said, "What, I see that the proprietress in that shop is very beautiful, and I want to talk to him more." ”

I sneered: "I know about pickling girls all day long, and I'm not afraid that Yanyan will pick your skin." ”

"Don't talk about it...... Yun Mozi sighed, "The last time I was out playing with you, I was discovered, and she almost cut off my head." Let's go and go to Brother Qingyun's newly opened store to have fun. ”

"Let's go!"

Yuannu still acted as a teleportation machine, sending us to Dongfang Qingyun's newly opened nightclub. As soon as I walked in, I saw that the business inside was deserted, and Dongfang Qingyun and Dongfang Yanyue were hugging each other and watching TV.

"Why didn't there be a single guest...... Yun Mozi couldn't help but scold, "As soon as I came over, I saw you two showing affection, so quickly call out the beautiful girls." ”

Dongfang Qingyun turned his head, and he scolded angrily: "How can anyone come to the nightclub in the afternoon?" Dolm, throw them all out! ”

"Roar!"

Suddenly, the roof was smashed by a huge hand. I saw Dolm falling from the sky, he grabbed Yun Mozi, grabbed his face and rubbed it on the ground.

"Don't, don't, you're going to die, you're going to die!"

Yun Mozi immediately begged for mercy, and we laughed when we saw it.

After a night of entertainment, we all went home drunkenly with our shoulders crossed. Cao Da burped and said slowly: "I'll go back to accompany Huo'er first, you guys play slowly." ”

"Speaking of which, Qin Yuan is out of school...... Yuan Nu said seriously, "she must miss me very much, and I'm going to leave too." ”

I was immediately furious and said, "If you dare to go to her, I will die for you!" Qin Yuan is now living at her grandmother's house, you are not allowed to disturb her again! You ......"

As I was talking, Jiang Ying's voice suddenly sounded in my head: "Boss, something is wrong with the business." Our latest batch of immortal weapons was swallowed by Lord Li Tang, and he threatened to kill him if he was not convinced, what is the matter? ”

"You shit-eating waste...... I scolded angrily, "I've been robbed by him, what can I say, I think I'm unlucky!" ”

"Okay......"

I hung up the space pass and stretched out very comfortably: "I should also go home and rest, and come out to play tomorrow." ”

"Well said."

Yuan Nu and Yun Mozi both nodded in agreement, and as soon as my mind moved, I appeared at the door of my house.

In order for Jiang Xue and Dongfang Youyu to live comfortably, I arranged my long-term home in Yangjian and made Yangjian my private space. In this way, the passage of time in the yang world is exactly the same as that of the great universe.

I walked to the door, and was about to open it when it suddenly opened. I saw Chen Xiaomei standing at the door, she was wearing a maid outfit, and said softly: "Master, welcome home, I'll help you take off your shoes." ”

With that, Chen Xiaomei bent down and began to untie my pants. I was suddenly startled, and hurriedly took two steps back, and said helplessly: "Why are you here again?" ”

"Isn't this a recent investment failure...... Chen Xiaomei said helplessly, "It's all Chen Yuan's idiot, he has to partner with me to do it, and he has lost a lot of money." Brother Cheng, why don't I blow it for you, and then you can transfer money to me to be chic? ”

I said helplessly: "I know that you are not at ease, the money will be transferred to you tomorrow, and you will go home and sleep immediately!" ”

"Great!"

Chen Xiaomei cheered and ran away happily, ignoring me at all. I sighed, walked into the room and yawned, "I'm back." ”

"You're back......" Jie'er poked her head out of the back room, and she said seriously, "I've already played all the games you bought for me, can you bring me some tomorrow?" ”

I didn't feel good and said, "Don't play games all day!" Occasionally care about Qin Yuan's studies! ”

"It's big, not as big as my game."

Jie'er muttered, then turned her head back and continued to fight. I sighed, and at this moment, a fragrant wind suddenly came, and it turned out to be Jiang Xue coming down from upstairs.

She gently helped me take off my coat and said softly, "Have fun with everyone?" ”

I drunkenly said, "I'm so happy, I've had a lot of drinks." ”

Jiang Xue said softly again: "How many big boobs did you touch?" ”

"One hundred and seven...... No! Never! ”

I was suddenly so frightened that I trembled all over, and I didn't expect Jiang Xue to trick me. And at this moment, Dongfang Youyu shouted from the kitchen: "Why don't you gather one hundred and eight to lead Liang Shanbo!" Get me to the kneeling washboard! ”

I was so frightened that goosebumps rose, and I turned to look at Jiang Xue for help. And Jiang Xue smiled, she said softly: "A manly husband, how can he be punished by his wife for a washboard?" ”

I immediately breathed a sigh of relief, but before I could relax, Jiang Xue took out two durians like a trick, and said gently: "Kneel this, you are not allowed to get up before dawn." ”

I wanted to cry and went to the room with the durian in my arms, and was kneeling aggrieved, Dongfang Youyu walked into the room. She handed me a letter and said softly, "No, the Soul Sect and the Heavenly Martial Empire's bill for this month. Also, do you remember what we had in our room? ”

I wondered, "What?" I didn't put the strange CDs at home, don't say the ones under the bed, they are all Yun Mozi! He didn't dare to put it at home, and he kept it with me for the time being! ”

"I mean those apologies...... Dongfang Youyu didn't have a good qi, "the hermit family, the Tiangangmu family, the Qingyunmen, and the Yuanmen...... With so many apologies almost filling the room, when are you going to deal with it? ”

I said seriously, "Wouldn't it be okay to throw them all in the trash?" ”

"You have a point......

Dongfang Yu muttered again, and then went to sort out the apology. I saw that she was going out, and I quickly wanted to secretly stand up and rest for a while. At this moment, Jiang Xue suddenly entered the room, and I was so frightened that I quickly knelt back.

Jiang Xue glanced at me, she frowned and said, "Jiang Cheng......"

"I swear I didn't stand up......" Before Jiang Xue could speak, I hurriedly said, "Believe me, I'm sincere!" ”

Jiang Xue suddenly sneered: "I just wanted to ask you, tomorrow is Jiang Mei's birthday, are your gifts ready?" ”

OMG,......

I shuddered all over, I was dragged by everyone in the Death Heaven Group to drink in the past few days, and I completely forgot Jiang Mei's birthday!