Chapter 0177 Constellation Rankings It's Not Interesting If You Don't Cheat

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"Earlier, this mission seems to be a bit troublesome, and it will take me a long time, so I can't go back for the time being, don't worry, this mission is not a combat mission, so there is no danger to my life."

Wang Dong's letter was just two lines of words, and Agulora copied a few copies, and brought them to Long Niang Qiqiqiqi, Xiao Youhua and Yue Yongge respectively.

It's not that he doesn't want to write a letter full of romance, you must know that he has the social skills of a vampire in his brain, don't underestimate social interaction! Simple words can make a girl admire you.

One of the simplest examples, once a single male friend asked Wang Dong - Wang Dong, others say that girls like a bit of bad boys, so how can they be considered bad boys?

It's not the answer that "girls like bad boys, not boys who grow bad", but Wang Dong's serious explanation-

"What do you mean by a little bad boy? For example, I went to watch a game and suddenly I ...... Belch...... The hunting net and the cold ice blazing flame hugged each other, and at this time I walked over and said, hunting net~ What are you doing in the cold ice and bingbing~ Do you want to come over and play together~ prprpr......" Wang Dong said, and his final tone became extremely disgusting and licked his saliva, and then. He became expressionless. "What about this. It's a pervert, he's not a little bad anymore! ”

"For example, the hunting net and the cold ice blazing are lying there, and then, I will go over to these two people and say, hunting nets, are you hungry? I'll cook noodles for you to eat, I'm very delicious below~~" Wang said in an extremely obscene tone. Then, he became expressionless and said, "This kind of thing is cheap, or obscene, and it is not a little bad." ”

"Then, the real bad thing is to touch the girl's hands, and then look at Forrest Gump's legend, life is like a bunch of bananas. You never know how long the root down there will be. Wang Dong said. I couldn't help laughing: "This one belongs to the bad one." ”

Then, Wang Dong was beaten by that person for the reason: Nima, Se. Love the male protagonist!

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Ahem, to get back to the point, why didn't Wang Dong prepare to write that kind of letter full of tenderness......

First, who is it for? Dragon Lady Seven Seven Seven? This thing understands the romance of an egg! So Wang Dong said in her letter, "If you practice well, you can take my bank card in xx to go out and eat delicious food", so the dragon lady 777 favorability +1o.

Second, do you feel warm when you watch it? Yue Yongge has been acting in TV series for a long time, and she has long been disgusted with this kind of tender plot, so Wang Dong simply wrote a sentence "Gebei, I miss you" - for her, the straight ball and the change ball are a hundred times more powerful, so Yue Yongge's favorability +1o.

Third, she's just a student! Why write a letter like a love letter! Wang Dong wrote a few lines in the letter to Xiao Youhua (please forgive me for being too ashamed to write it), so Xiao Youhua's favorability +1o.

After the letter was written, Wang Dong looked at the time, half past eleven in the evening, and now it is estimated that it will be one or two o'clock in the morning when he goes back, for some reason, now Renzi is occupying Wang Dong's bed, and Renzi's princess bed Wang Dong will never go to sleep.

If you go back now, you'll wake up Renzi, and you don't want to sleep in the sand or something, and sleeping in the princess bed or something will be regarded as perverted by the reader...... So, let's go back tomorrow morning.

"It's so boring, why don't you go to the online post." Wang Dong lay on the bed with his head in his hands, took the nerve connection device with him, and then opened a well-known forum.

"What to write...... Zodiac signs. Wang touched his chin and wrote the title, "The Incredible Characteristics of the Zodiac Signs."

"First of all, Aries......" Wang Dong began to edit with a wicked smile on his face.

"The Incredible Characteristics of the Zodiac Signs"

Aries: If you don't breathe, you'll die

Taurus: Eat a hundred burgers in a row and die

Gemini: Can only eat with their mouths

Cancer: Sleeps with your eyes closed

Leo: Sometimes he farts, sometimes he doesn't

Virgo: Undresses when taking a bath

Libra: When the temperature is over 40 degrees, you will feel hot if you don't turn on the air conditioner

Scorpio: Can only swim in water

Sagittarius: Neural connectors cannot be connected to the Internet without being connected to the Internet

Capricorn: If you chew bubble gum for three hours, you will feel a sore cheek

Aquarius: Running fast for more than an hour will make you dizzy

Pisces: If you don't pay after buying something, you still say to the boss that you just don't give money, and if you come to beat me, you will be beaten.

"Very good, save, send." Wang Dong clicked the send button with a satisfied face, and then watched that this cheating father's post did not enter the large number of posts on the forum.

"Whew, sleep, sleep." As the saying goes, the public is comfortable after the pit, and it is for this reason that there are so many NTR authors, and after they see that the public is cured by their NTR book, it is called a happy one, and it is called a proud one.

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"Renzi-chan, I'm back." Wang Dong opened the door and walked in with breakfast, "I specially bought you a crab roe soup dumpling at the corner of the street today!" ”

"Wow!" Renzi hurriedly ran out, and then took the lunch box with soup dumplings on Wang's hand, and then when Wang moved his slippers, he said, "Ou Gryu sauce, do you believe in constellations?" ”

"Constellation? What's wrong? Wang Dong looked at Renzi suspiciously, how could he suddenly talk about the topic of constellations. Constellation...... I don't really believe in this kind of thing. ”

Human character is cultivated from a young environment. If you write about the indecision of the xx horoscope. So if someone is trained to be decisive from an early age, will he still be indecisive?

"Hehe, I knew you would say that! I've got a copy of the characteristics of the various constellations, oh, it's terrifying! Renzi looked at Wang Dong with a smile and said, "Do you want to see it?" ”

"Oh? Take a look. Wang Dong said casually, quasi-terrifying constellation characteristics? It's funny, how many people are in one zodiac sign? Are all these people of this character?

Why do many zodiac signs on the Internet say that a lot of people like it? Do you know what it means to wait for a rabbit and what it means to run into a blind cat? The Celestial Empire has a population of more than a billion. Even if the twelve constellations are equally divided, it is also a constellation of more than 100 million, of which even if only one-tenth of the constellations are seen, there are more than 1,000 people, among which you can make up a few personality traits, even if there is only a 1 in 100,000 chance, then there are more than 100 people whose personalities are said by you.

"Okay, mai1, send!" Renzi smiled and sent an email to Wang Dong's mailbox, and Wang Dong clicked on it casually.

"The Incredible Characteristics of the Zodiac Signs"

'......Ahh This title ...... It feels so familiar...... Wang Dong touched his chin and looked at it.

Aries: ...... without breathing

“…… Isn't that what I uploaded!? The corners of Wang Dong's mouth twitched, and he said speechlessly: "This is what I uploaded last night." ”

“…… Eh!! Renzi let out a cry of surprise. Then he hurriedly ran over from the table, "What did you say!?" This one...... You wrote it!? ”

"yes...... I'll take a look at ......" Wang Dong clicked on the forum page with a subtle expression. What catches your eye is a line of big words - the most accurate and cheating constellation analysis in history! Have you been shot!

"I sensed the editor's slow malice." Wang Dong touched his chin, and now his post was not only refined, bold, and brightened, but also given all kinds of money and prestige.

"Slightly hanging!" Wang Dong nodded with satisfaction, "I just didn't expect that this kind of thing can actually become popular......

Thinking like this, Wang Dong touched his chin again, and made a post full of malice-

Want to forget your favorite ta? 》

Everyone will have their own romance, it could be one, it could be two, it could be three.

There will always be one or two people who you like very much, but they abandon you, so how do we get rid of this trouble?

First, you make a phone call with him, and then record his voice.

Then, set this sound as your wake-up bell.

Finally, set an alarm time.

After a week, the results came in.

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"Send, thumbs up." Wang Dong put up the post with a smile, and then said to Renzi: "By the way, Renzi, are there any activities today?" ”

"Don't you say I've forgotten about it, Ou Gryu Sauce, let's go to the unlimited neutral space to play together" Renzi looked at Wang Dong with a smile.

"Unlimited neutral space?" Wang Dong tilted his head and asked, "Although I don't know what place it is...... But yes, just go. ”

"So, wait a minute, pronounce this word with me." Renzi put it on the paper, then looked at Wang Dong and said.

"Good!" Wang Dong nodded, and then three seconds later, he and Renzi said in unison: "! ”

Opening his eyes again, Wang Dong looked at the crimson imaginary body standing beside him, and then looked at the vast world outside the window and the body groove next to him that had no time countdown, and said with a smile: "Infinite...... Plus? ”

(To be continued!)