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readx;?“ Why are you bastard cursing me, I won't just steal your chance to be in the limelight, do you need to curse me? "After the cat was shocked, he didn't believe it at the first time, or he burned it, and you said that it was too exaggerated to die if you lost anything. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

Lan Tian immediately made a sad expression, immediately clenched his fists, and the style of the whole person changed, becoming 〇 Joe's bizarre adventure style "It's not a joke, the dark spots on your body will spread all over your body, what will happen at that time, we don't know, but it will definitely not be a good thing!" ”

So the cat was shocked, and after being told that death was predetermined, no one would not be shocked, and after the shock, the cat thought for a while, "In other words, I will find Tong within two months, and do I still want to rescue him?" Damn, time is a little short. "The cat, who is not afraid of death at all, is planning to save the child.

Lan Tian couldn't help but roll his eyes, "You are so strong, you put life and death behind your mind for Mengli, I have never seen such a brazen Mengli Kong." ”

The cat also looked at him with contempt, "Anyway, I don't have anything to do, and it is not in vain to be able to save Tong, this is the cat's retribution?" ”

Lan Tian also said casually, "How can I say that, life is not for giving up, live well or something, anyway, you can understand."

The cat despised one eye this time, and the other eye was giving him a white eye, "Life must be used properly, this is called living, some things are even if you lose your life, you must protect it, you don't understand." ”

Lan Tian sighed silently and said softly, "That's right..."

At this moment, the door of the room was kicked open, and a figure rushed in, and a bright white light swept through, and the cat had no weapon in his hand, so he had time to tilt his head back, and the knife light slashed across his chest, and then nothing happened, Silver struck a posture after drawing the knife, and the cat struck a slashed pose, which looked quite funny.

"Why did you cut me, I saved you?" The cat covered its chest, and the expression in its eyes was full of unwillingness, as well as an expression of disbelief.

Yin smiled lightly, "Of course, it's for revenge, you actually used my marriage to bet, and that's it, it's actually a poor performance, so you want me to marry him, do you think this is a punishment game?" When Blue Sky heard this, she sneaked out of the room and then observed a second of silence for the poor cat.

Then Lan Tian planned to take a look at the old man, and saw him die tragically at the door, no, you have to get out of here quickly, the last one to be killed must be me.

Lan Tian immediately said to the others, that black-robed man summoned the Lord of the Underworld? It's still the Demon King, so you always have to run away quickly, and immediately prepare to evacuate the work and leave the royal capital.

So they immediately got into the carriage, and a huge convoy set off, and Lan Tian couldn't help but exclaim, "You are ready to escape early in the morning, otherwise when you want to use the carriage, you will change more than fifty cars out anytime and anywhere." ”

"If you don't prepare, if you have any problems, it's too late." The old man and Lan Tian sat in a car, and after the old man was cut by Yin, he didn't have anything to do, he was very energetic, and he even stopped Lan Tian and didn't let him escape.

"Stinky old man! Obviously you are the mastermind, what good do you do to stop me! I saved your life" Lan Tian couldn't break through the defense line at all, and the sound of the door opening from outside approached step by step, like the footsteps of death, calmly approaching step by step, as if reminding you that death was slowly approaching.

"Hahaha! Do you think I'm going to let you go? How can we be the only ones who are beaten, you are also one of the participants, the Grim Reaper orangutan is coming! Just as the door had been opened, Silver dragged the old man out with a calm smile, and there was a scream?

So Lan Tian fled again, found a random carriage, and slipped on, "Please let me hide." Then he fixed his eyes and saw that it was Yongye and Xiaoye, and when the two saw the blue sky, they immediately pounced on him.

"Lord Blue Sky! Close your eyes and feel with your heart! Blue Sky decisively dodged her flying pounce, however, behind her was the floating cannon, Eternal Night, Eternal Night jumped out from behind her and launched a second attack on Blue Sky, of course, Blue Sky already knew it, and easily dodged again.

However, after Lan Tian dodged the eternal night, a pair of hands were like snakes, wrapped around his feet, revealing an idiot-like expression, "Lord Lan Tian, let us seem to love you!" "These two guys, when did they form an alliance, the battle situation is too unfavorable, and my chastity will not be guaranteed if this continues!

"Justice is executed! The Iron Fist of Judgment! Lan Tian punched him mercilessly on Xiao Ye's head, killing him with one blow, and he immediately fainted to the ground, but at this time, Yongye was close to his back and hugged his waist tightly.

"Wait! Don't be impulsive in the eternal night! "A plea for mercy from the blue sky.

"(Justice)! Execute! Q&A is useless (no more talk)! "The muscular body of the eternal night, like a unicorn fairy (bug), lifts the blue sky into the air, and then opens its hands, like a stag beetle, like scissors to put away, and kills the blue sky in mid-air.

After the carriage had been marching for a while, and in the evening, everyone began to set up camp and rest, these things were of course made by other people, and Blue Sky took them with Eternal Night, and sat by the campfire with the cats and chatted.

"Speaking of which, the black shift on your cat hasn't disappeared, why?" After Lan Tian asked, Silver sighed.

She took a roast chicken and chopped it with white gas, and the roast chicken was alive? He reverted to his still living appearance, plump, running around energetically, and then was slashed to death? He was cut down with white air, but he was not resurrected, and became a dead chicken completely.

After reading it, Lan Tian felt that it was very philosophical, life or death, this is the question, that is, I can't understand anything. And Eternal Night and Little Night were shocked, as if they were seeing God's performance, "Blue sky, come and see God!" ”

"This is not as simple as resurrection, if it is the most ordinary resurrection, just now this chicken, will be resurrected in the form of a roast chicken, but it has returned to the way it was before it was born, this is the legendary complete resurrection, why such a rebellious ability, will appear in this world!" Xiao Ye was so shocked that she couldn't speak incoherently.

"If I'm not mistaken, her ability is not resurrection, nor is it the ability to save people and heal, he is the legendary ability to cut off death and kill the fact of death, so as to achieve the effect of resurrection, saving people from the causal level, from which it is inferred that when the black spot spreads, the cat will not die, so the black spot has not disappeared." The expression of the eternal night is full of intellectual feelings.

Rather, how many things did you see in your short experiments? What does it mean to be right, do you even see causal changes? Or am I too stupid, but as the protagonist but so vegetable, I want to die to thank the world? Lan Tian vomited countless times in his heart, but he couldn't say it, otherwise what he couldn't understand would be exposed?

The cat sighed, "That is to say, I still can't save it, I only have two months to live, and I can't even save it by eating that cause and effect." "The stupidity of this man was exposed.

Just read the comments and someone said I was forcibly funny... You guy! That's right, of course, my jokes are not funny, and after thinking about it carefully, there are too many funny allocations, and I will try to improve it.

As for the one who said I wrote in a mess... Can you be a little more detailed?,In principle, look at it along the way.,It shouldn't be messed up.,(After all, I didn't start writing the confusing part) Anyway,I'm grateful for the comments of the two.,As for the question of changing the protagonist a long time ago... Let's not talk about something else:3

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