Chapter 35: A Serendipity
"What's the bad thing? Do we look like bad guys? Old man Zuo said helplessly: "Even if we want to do something, it is a good thing, and it is definitely for the benefit of the country and the people." Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"
"Why don't I believe it so much......." Mr. Mikawa also joked with us, and asked us with a frown, "Running Guam to do business?" If you say you're an agent, then I don't have anything to say, but you're a gentleman. ”
"If you don't believe it, you can ask Situ, our voters are all well-known living Lei Feng." The old man Zuo leaned back in the chair and looked at Mr. Mikawa very leisurely: "Bad things have never been done, and if you want to do them, you will do good things." ”
"For example?" Mr. Mikawa asked curiously, "Exorcise evil spirits and catch ghosts?" ”
"No, no, no." The old man Zuo grinned: "For example, helping the old lady cross the street, or carrying an explosive bag to rescue the American people in dire straits." ”
"These two....... Is there any connection? Mr. Mikawa asked in confusion, it is estimated that he was confused by the strange thinking of the old man Zuo.
"It's not related." The old man Zuo laughed and said: "That's what I said, you see that you are still more serious with me, stupid or not." ”
Mr. Mikawa looked at the old man on the left, muttered silently, and stopped talking.
Looking at the shape of his mouth, it seems to be scolding: Fuck me.
"The Mariana Trench belongs to the high seas, and if we go there to play, we are not afraid that people from the government will trouble us, but we are afraid of those who are engaged in scientific research." Mr. Mikawa drank coconut juice and said helplessly: "Although those people engaged in scientific research are dead eyes who don't listen to what is going on outside the window, and they usually don't notice us, most of them are people who follow the government, and those people are not easy to deal with." ”
"I'm afraid of a fart." Fang Shiliang was also full at this time, leaned back in his chair, and said indifferently: "It's a big deal, you withdraw first, I'll kill them all, isn't it safe this way?" ”
"Holy shit." Mr. Mikawa was stunned: "You are really here to carry out the attack!" ”
"Get out of the way! I don't bother others when I see you! Old man Zuo glared at Fang Shiliang viciously, and then turned his head again, as if his face had changed, and instantly put on a kind and kind smile, comforting Mr. Sanhe: "You don't think too much, this kid is joking with you, hey, I just want to ask, what will happen if those people notice us?" ”
"It's hard to say." Mr. Mikawa frowned, thought for a while, and added, "According to the past situation, if they notice, there will be two ends. ”
"Which two?" Old man Zuo asked.
"The first one is completely ignored by them, but this is relatively small." Mr. Mikawa said, shrugging his shoulders: "The second one is more troublesome........"
"How much trouble is that?" Old man Zuo frowned.
"If you are targeted by them, then you will be secretly investigated, and if you find something wrong, you will be followed by the government people." Mr. Mikawa grinned and smiled helplessly: "I don't care, anyway, my identity is an ordinary person on the surface, an absolute legal citizen, but you ........"
When Mr. Mikawa said this, his gaze kept wandering on the reckless Chitose and the others, as if he meant something.
"It's okay, let's make one, let's make one." Mang Chitose said very calmly: "Ordinary people still dare to come to Lao Tzu for trouble, isn't this just delivering food to the door?" ”
If Mang Chitose is talking about home delivery, then we think it's normal, but if it says food delivery....... We were a little panicked.
This old guy can't be hungry and wants to eat human flesh, right?!
"Let's settle it that way." Mr. Mikawa said, and slowly stood up: "I'll arrange it now, I'll come and pick you up later, I'll be back in about half an hour, and you should pay attention when you go to the sea in a while, and behave like a tourist." ”
"Understood." The blind boss nodded and smiled: "Then this afternoon's affairs will be all troublesome to you." ”
"It's just a small thing, you don't need to be polite to me." Mr. Mikawa waved his hand and left in a particularly chic manner.
After Mr. Mikawa left, we chatted, and the topic of the chat happened to be Mr. Mikawa.
"Listening to Situ, this person has a lot of eyes, but he is a good person, you can believe him." When the blind boss said this, his voice was relatively low, and he seemed to be afraid that outsiders would hear it.
"Indeed." Fang Shiliang nodded, and the expression on his face became rare and serious: "I can see that he is still more serious about us, but sometimes he uses a little brain........"
Old man Zuo waved his hand and interrupted Fang Shiliang's words: "Then the next life is pure curiosity, and it is not a small brain. ”
"He knows so much about our business, it shouldn't be anything, right?" Shopkeeper Kong asked, seemingly a little worried: "After all, this thing can't go wrong, if it ........"
"If this person was introduced by Situ's boss, then I definitely don't believe it." The blind boss smiled: "But you don't want to think about how good Situ is, if he couldn't even distinguish the priorities, he would have been finished a long time ago." ”
"What about the people who teach the Living?" Shen Shi'an suddenly asked, his expression a little puzzled: "Judging from the situation that Immortal Mountain is about to appear, they are coming soon, right?" ”
"The grandchildren?" The old man squinted, turned his head sideways, glanced at the sea outside the window, and said, "I wonder they are already here." ”
"Awesome! You can guess that?? ”
Hearing this familiar voice, everyone present was stunned for a moment, and then as if they had seen a ghost, they all turned their heads to look, and everyone's expressions were so frightened.......
"Hey, I mean, don't you all have brains? I've been sitting here for a long time and you haven't noticed me? Daoist Ge sat on the table next to him, completely back-to-back with Wu Qiusheng, and when we looked over, he also raised the coconut juice in his hand to greet us: "We really have a meeting later, haha!" ”
"You're a ghost?! Came out without a sound?! Old man Zuo seemed to have been insulted, and it seemed that not finding any trace of Daoist Ge was a shame for him, and he was particularly angry: "When did you come??" ”
"I came here before you." Daoist Ge grinned and said with a very proud smile: "It's really a coincidence that you guys came here just a few minutes after sitting down. ”
If we seem to be here to travel, then Daoist Ge is a tourist from head to toe.
Beach pants, straw hat, floral shirt, plus a pair of flip-flops and a pair of sunglasses.
That kind of old and indecent dress simply blinded the eyes of everyone here.
"I'll just say why didn't I find your grandson, dressed up like a wife......... old man Zuo gritted his teeth and glared at him: "The qi is well hidden, I feel like an old man who is dying, amazing!" ”
"It's okay." Daoist Ge smiled, and his words were also tingling: "At least you can make do with someone like you who is not as good as a dog nose." ”
"You fucking ........."
Old man Zuo stood up angrily, holding his sleeves as if he was about to make a move, but before he could continue to scold, Old Man Sun dragged him back.
"This is Guam, not domestic." Old Sun said very calmly: "Let's pay attention to our image, if we are caught here, it will be a loss for adults." ”
Hearing this, Old Man Zuo also calmed down, sat back, and said to Daoist Ge in a suppressed voice: "Lao Tzu tells you, this time you come to Guam, that is, there is no return, I have to let you be buried in the sea again!" ”
"Ouch, that's a coincidence, that's what I thought." Daoist Ge said with a smile, the kind of mocking appearance that squeezed his eyebrows and sneered eyes was several grades higher than that of Old Man Zuo: "It's just that I want to bury you in the sea, my life is still long, how can I live another hundred and eighty years." ”
Old man Zuo was so angry that he trembled at that time, if it weren't for the persuasion of Old Cripple Sun and Uncle Fat, it is estimated that these two old guys would have to fight on the spot.
"Daoist Ge?"
When he heard the evil real person shouting about himself, Daoist Ge's expression was obviously frozen on his face, and he was stunned for a while before he came to his senses.
"You....... How did you become like this? ”
Daoist Ge looked at the evil real person in disbelief, with a shocked face.
"That's not what you're like....... That's too much of a change, isn't it?! If it weren't for the fact that your voice hadn't changed, I wouldn't have recognized you! ”