I shook the Xingyue Knife in my hand and asked the leading ghost, "Then what will happen if I beat you up?" "The devil looked at me! Then he sneered: "The result? As a result, you will go to the short-lived judge, eat a board, and then go to the eighteen layers of hell. ”

After hearing what the ghost had finished, I said to the old man and the little girl, "Today's matter has nothing to do with you, so go away!" Aren't they just trying to be souls and reincarnators? I'll just give them to them! If it doesn't work, I'll send these bastards to the eighteenth layer of hell first, and then make trouble for him to go back to the underworld. ”

The old man looked at me and exclaimed, "Are you alright?" You've got to think it through! There are so many of them, just one? How do you send them to the eighteen layers of hell? ”

I sneered, and then pushed away the old man and the little girl, and issued a bloody warrant, and the Xingyue Knife immediately flew towards the leading ghost, and all of a sudden, I only heard a desolate cry for mercy, and the leading ghost was immediately scattered by the Xingyue Knife, and those little ghosts also let out a frightened cry.

At this time, he was running in all directions, and his mouth kept shouting: "The immortal spares his life, the immortal spares his life." That's what the Captain of the Dharma Protector meant! We're just doing what we're told. ”

I looked at the little ghosts and said, "What do you say that the little ghosts are difficult to deal with, it seems that the underworld is nothing more than that, if you take me to the short-lived judge, I will spare your life!" Otherwise, I won't be able to make you ghosts. Those little ghosts didn't dare to disobey at this time, so they quickly agreed.

And the old man and the little girl looked very uneasy at this time, and asked anxiously, "You better run away!" Otherwise, it will be too late! ”

I shook my head slightly, and then said to the old man, "Are you bothered?" Wouldn't you just see a short-lived judge? Why bother? ”

And those little ghosts hurriedly explained: "It's not that he has a short life, it's that everyone who has seen him is short-lived!" I was stunned by those little ghosts and said, "Then take me directly to see the king of Hades, and Lao Tzu asked him to let me return to the yang, otherwise he will demolish his palace of the king of Hades." ”

At this time, those little ghosts stared at me with straight eyes and said, "Shangxian, then let's take you to see the short-lived judge!" That Yan Jun is like your emperor, not everyone can see it. ”

I looked at the old man and said, "I'll go see the short-lived judge, will you go to the Nether Bank?" The old ghost looked at me and the little girl, and then said, "I'll go with you!" ”

At this time, the little girl was looking at those ghosts with her eyes open, and then whispered, "Big brother! Why don't I go too? Anyway, the old man is gone! It's not good to leave me alone! I shook my head, grabbed one of the ghosts and said, "Take them to the Netherworld Money Village, and give them the money first, otherwise Lao Tzu will destroy you with a knife!" ”

The ghost who was pulled by the ghost hurriedly nodded and said: "Shangxian is angry, it's okay to take them to the money bank, but you said that you want to withdraw money, I can't do it!" ”

At this time, the other ghosts knelt on the ground as soon as their feet were weak, and said in a loud voice: "Immortals, please calm your anger, why don't you all go to see the short-lived judge together!" The Nether Money Bank is something that your family can only get if they burn the money. ”

I looked at the little girl and the old man, and then said to the ghosts, "You'd better tell me what kind of character the short-lived judge is?" Give me one less word! I'll kill one of you. ”

Those little ghosts hurriedly bowed and said: "That short-lived judge, he is in charge of all the new households in the underworld, but he is greedy and famous, if the newly reported ghosts do not have enough money to honor him, then he will use all kinds of cause and effect as an excuse, and then send you to the eighteenth layer of hell." ”

Hear the phrase "Eighteen Floors of Hell"! I lifted my right leg and kicked it over and scolded, "What the fuck are you going to say again? Besides, I'll send you to the eighteenth layer of hell first, and then I'll go and abolish the short-lived judge. ”

Those little ghosts stood up with a crawl! He kept saying: "The immortals have magic weapons to protect their bodies, but we are also telling the truth!" None of them dared to hide from the immortals. With that, they split into two rows and stood on the left and right in front of me.

I turned to the old man and the little girl and said, "You better go!" I don't want to bother you! Today, I must abolish that greedy ghost, in case some unjust souls fall for him again, this can be regarded as a good thing for the world! ”

After saying that, he walked towards the middle of the ghost, and those ghostly messengers also followed me respectfully.

But I hadn't walked long before I heard a cry for help from behind, and I immediately stopped and asked, "What's this?" ”

One of the ghosts came up to me, saluted, and said, "It must be a new ghost, they don't know the way, so they have been caught by the roving messengers!" ”

I shook my head and said, "Are you all so forced to pawn souls and reincarnations?" Won't your dog Yama be well organized? If he can't do it! Just let me help him for a few days, anyway, it's okay to be idle now. ”

At this time, those ghosts all lowered their heads and said, "Shangxian can't talk nonsense; We didn't hear anything! I looked at the bastard in front of me and kept scolding, "Fuck! There are you bastards in the underworld, so it's really good to change, otherwise those new ghosts really don't know how to live? ”

I looked at the cute and hateful ghosts in front of me, and immediately remembered those sycophants in the world. But when I thought about it, I was struggling to make a living, so I got angry and held back. I pointed ahead and said, "It's all fucking verbose!" Show me the way. ”

And those ghosts immediately saluted again: "Immortals, let's go!" We'll take you to the short-lived judge first. I nodded and said, "It's okay, it's better to have more than one thing, I see that your nature is not bad, and when I clean up the short-lived judge, I will immediately let you go to reincarnation." ”

Those ghosts saluted again: "Thank you to the immortals, we are willing to follow the immortals, rectify the underworld, and for the peace of the Three Realms." ”

I stopped and asked, "Didn't you hear me?" How? Trying to betray your ex-master? ”

Those little ghosts were immediately taken aback, and said in a squeaky voice: "Shangxian doesn't know, we have long been dissatisfied with the short-lived judge, but out of helplessness, there is Yan Jun above him, so I have to do something for him, today offended the Shangxian, but also out of helplessness, if the Shangxian can replace the short-lived judge, I am willing to follow the Shangxian and rectify the underworld." ”