Chapter 832: Worrying about sex

"What a pretty boy!" Looking at Li Tian in the spotlight, most of the women in the theater thought secretly with nameless starlight.

"Is this pretty boy that star, has he acted in a movie?"

"Damn, you idiot, didn't you listen to what my brother just said? He is a disciple of the Wing Chun Martial Arts Hall, how can he be a star! Someone scoffed.

When the man heard this, he didn't get angry, but stared at Li Tian who was walking towards the stage with envy.

The glamorous identity of the Wing Chun Martial Arts Hall is really the envy of everyone, there are many rich people in Xiangjiang! But if you can spend tens of millions of dollars to change the status of a disciple of the Wing Chun Martial Arts Gym, the rich will definitely not be stingy with this money, but will pay more money to buy the recommended places.

What is the use of money for the rich? If there are more, they are just numbers in the bank, or a pile of waste paper, but the identity of the disciples of the Wing Chun Martial Arts Hall is extremely precious, not that they can learn to fly the eaves and walk on the wall, but to enter the martial arts hall to learn martial arts, at least people can live for a few more years, and it makes people slow down aging.

For life, money can't buy it, so entering the Wing Chun martial arts gym is definitely an extremely enviable thing.

Li Tian and his brother, who walked on the stage, laughed a few words easily, and then greeted the crowd below generously, looking not timid at all, which made the brother who had just handed over the stage to Li Tian sneered, originally he was worried that Li Tian would not be able to cope with it, and he didn't expect that he could control the stage and the audience's emotions freely, this is simply a person born for the stage.

Liu Tianwang and Wu Junru were also very surprised, looking at Li Tian's appearance, as if it was not the first time to go on the stage, originally they were also because of their brother's sudden attack, and they were a little worried that Li Tian would not be able to hold back, but obviously they and others underestimated Li Tian's ability to control the stage.

"Ah Tian is simply specialized in this line of food, Andy, this kid won't be a star before, right?" Wu Junru said in surprise.

Liu Tianwang shook his head, if Li Tian is a star, it is impossible for them not to know that the popularity of this industry is the most important, if Li Tian is a star, it is impossible for him to be obscure, just by virtue of his identity as a disciple of the Wing Chun Martial Arts Hall, he will be worth a hundred times.

In fact, Li Tiancan control the stage so freely, not because he is talented, but because he has a strong mental power, with the support of strong spiritual power, it is easy to control the stage and the audience's emotions easily and naturally, not to mention that he has watched countless concerts in his previous life, even if he has never eaten pork, he has seen a pig run!

In addition, there are some classic stories and Internet buzzwords from the previous ones, Li Tian can firmly grasp the audience's emotions by saying a few words, which can make them laugh and make them cry.

With the witty words and funny jokes that continue to burst out of Li Tian's mouth, the theater is constantly bursting with laughter, this continuous loud and loud sound, even people outside have heard it, if it weren't for the people outside who knew that it was his brother's farewell concert inside, they would have thought that they were watching a comedy movie inside!

"I'm sorry, how long has I been chatting with everyone, obviously we forgot the difference between priority and priority, this is my brother's farewell concert, not my personal show." Li Tian said with a smile.

"Haha...... Pretty boy, we love chatting with you. At this time, the fans below who were originally my brother laughed loudly, they really liked what this beautiful boy said, and unconsciously made their hearts happy, and even the gloom of my brother leaving the music scene disappeared without a trace.

"Yes, pretty boy, I'm telling a joke." Someone coaxed.

"Talk about one, talk about one." The men below shouted.

"Okay, since everyone likes to hear it, then I'll have another one." Originally, Li Tian wanted to step down, but the people below were too enthusiastic, and with various gestures, Li Tian had no choice but to tell a joke.

Regarding jokes, Li Tian has countless joke classics in his previous life in his mind, and he can laugh to death any person who can laugh to death.

"Ancient times are good! Marrying a wife and having children is as good as you want, as long as the raw rice is cooked and cooked, the woman is your person......"

Li Tian said this, many people subconsciously smiled, but soon felt that things were really right, ancient women were the most conservative, and chastity was extremely important, as long as chastity was obtained by a man, basically in no accident, the woman would generally marry a man who got her chastity.

The men in the theater smiled maliciously, and even Liu Tianwang was uneasy, but Wu Junru, who was sitting next to him, was a little dissatisfied, and glared at Li Tian on the stage.

Li Tian continued: "In ancient times, most marriages started with raw rice cooked into mature rice, and now even if you cook raw rice into popcorn, it won't work......

As Li Tian's words fell, the faces of the women below turned red, while the men had such expressions.

"Now most countries are monogamous, but what I want to say is that in fact, our country is not monogamous, but monogamy, no house is no wife, and many houses are polygamy; I never understood why my wife was called a big room, a second room, and a third room...... Now I really understand, the ancients were honest and did not deceive me! ”

"Haha......"

Looking at Li Tian's clear look, many people burst into laughter at once, although this is a bit of a yellow joke, but it is really the first time they have heard such a description of monogamy, but in an instant, they also agreed with Li Tian's words.

Now that you don't have any money, don't think about your wife's affairs, you should use your Nine Yin White Bone Claws to masturbate yourself! On the contrary, rich people have as many wives as they have when they have a few houses, and although some wives have no name, they are still wives in the eyes of some people, aren't they?

The elder brother glanced at Li Tian and said happily in his heart: This kid looks quite pure, but he didn't expect his thoughts to be so unbearable, and he was careless in making friends!

Wu Junru, who had already known that Li Tian's thoughts were impure, slightly showed a look at the corner of his mouth that he had already understood.

"Good boy, it looks like some people have a lot of girlfriends!" Liu Tianwang said with a smile.

Li Tian looked at the people who were laughing and didn't listen, gestured with his hand, quieted everyone down, and continued: "In these years, it's all about sex!" Men worry about private rooms, women worry about breasts, old people worry about the heart, college students worry about opening a house, part-time jobs worry about renting a house, hospitalization worries about the ward, childbirth worries about the delivery room, marriage worries about the new house, small citizens worry about the division of the house, the common people worry about the house, the producer worries about the box office, the rich worry about the second room, the bad guy worries about the class room, ......"

Listening to this day quickly finish this part of the affair, the whole theater erupted into a cheering voice, they really like to die Li Tian's story, it is too much to their taste.

Many girls were blushing and red ears when Li Tian said, what women were worried about their breasts, and they simply said that in their hearts, the feeling of being told the central thing, and their hearts were beating and jumping. (To be continued.) )