With a kitchen knife in his left hand, a magic wand in his right hand, and two slippers on his feet, Lu Yuan stood proudly in the wind in big shorts on the highest tower of Hogwarts School!

The posture is handsome and cold, and it is ...... The wind blows the eggs a little cold...... After persisting in the cold wind for a few seconds, Lu Yuan was sure that the Great Prophecy Technique was indeed successful, and then he breathed a sigh of relief in his heart. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info Anyway, Nana God is still a face-saving person.

That's OK, call it a day!

Lu Yuan knows very well that pretending to be forced can't be too much-especially in this era of pretending to be coerced with each passing day - when I read Gu Long's novel, "On the night of the full moon, the top of the Forbidden City, a sword comes from the west, and immortals fly outside the sky", Pengbai's mood couldn't be calmed down for a long time! However, when the teenager recalled that episode many years later, it suddenly dawned on him, "Fuck me, they are pretending to be forced - this is a successful pretending; can be like the confrontation on the rooftop of Infernal Affairs, when I was watching a movie in the cinema, someone said, "Damn, you can really pretend to be forced"......

It would be embarrassing to pretend to be poked on the spot. Lu Yuan didn't want that.

So he threw the kitchen knife to his feet, stepped on it, and swished the "sword" back in the wind, leaving only a chic back for the teachers and students of the school, which can be remembered.

If Zhang Qiu was not there, he would still sing a song "The sword rides the wind, and the demon is ...... between heaven and earth" - but with Zhang Qiu here, Hong Kong people should have played fairy sword, and Lu Yuan decided to forget it. (In fact, Lao Lu remembered wrong, the fairy sword was not released until 95 years, and he has no problem pretending to be this now.) ）

It wasn't until they watched Lu Yuan disappear outside the wall in amazement, and the boys and girls of all grades who were lying on the window and looking out of the window that they came to their senses—they didn't care about the fact that they were in class, and they swarmed in the direction of the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher's office! For most of the year, everyone has been living under Dolores Umbridge's clutches! They can't wait to see what happens to Umbridge right now.

The teachers who were supposed to stop these children turned a blind eye to the phenomenon...... In fact, even they were heading towards the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher's office.

In the entire school, except for Fenech, the janitor who defected to Umbridge from the beginning, it can be said that no one has a crush on her! Even Slytherin, whom Umbridge thought was "on his side", was actually using her as a gun against the other three houses. In the crowd that flocked to the Headmaster's office to watch, Slytherin was not far behind. With a large family backing, Slytherin students have always been in trouble and never worried about being reckoned with.

In a few moments, the corridor outside the door was crowded with students, staring at the door with curious eyes without blinking. However, the door to the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher's office was still closed, but through the door you could faintly hear the sound of crashing and things being smashed.

"The professor is here, the professor is here." The students muttered quietly, excited enough to get out of the way for Professor McGonagall to pass.

Professor McGonagall gave the children a thumbs up, then stood outside the door of the teacher's office and raised her voice. "Headmaster Umbridge, are you alright? What just happened? Could you please open the door? We're all worried about you! Yes, Professor McGonagall's expression was as serious and concerned as ever, as if she was genuinely worried that something was wrong with her colleague - and the school teachers standing next to her nodded in agreement.

But every kid at school knew that Umbridge had blatantly wounded Professor McGonagall! It's revenge on the red stripes, and it's all along with the whole school!

Almost all the teachers in the school except for Filch arrived! They were all smiling at the door.

"Goo~Goo~" The sound of a toad came from inside the house. The first was high, like Umbridge's usual screaming voice, and the second was quickly suppressed.

Professor McGonagall's thousand-year-old iceberg face bloomed with a smile of confusion. "There's really something wrong with it...... The children stepped back and let go. She raised her wand, "On behalf of the Deputy Headmaster of Hogwarts, I order this door to open!" ”

The door to the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher's office opened.

"Huh!" All eyes are on the door! Then "vomit~", many people were immediately disgusted and vomited by the sight they saw! Especially those girls who are still full of fantasies about the world, they directly fall into a deep disgusting hell!

…… I saw a huge toad three feet tall, covered with pink sarcoma and slimy liquid, jumping out of the door! Slippery, disgusting, and ugly, it condenses almost all the nightmares of the girls! At this moment, countless girls regretted coming here to watch! Now I can't wait to get my eyes out! The bottom line is that it's pink! The most disgusting pink ever! If it's a little smaller, maybe some people with strange tastes will love it. But the pig-like fat body size wiped out even the last possibility.

Besides, this horrible toad still has a pimple - but it looks like Umbridge's face!

Oh my God, vomit~ Many girls turned their heads and ran wildly towards the other end of the corridor, driving a large group of people to flee. Not to mention the students, this animal was so disgusting that even Snape, who was accustomed to seeing all kinds of potion materials, turned pale, and the professors were even more frightened and retreated. Umbridge probably knows what kind of image he is, and since he can't hide it, he just breaks the jar! It jumped in front of Professor McGonagall, "quacking" after "quack", urging her to hurry up and help her undo this damn Transfiguration!

But......

"Transformation lifted!" "Magic Dispelled!" "Banish malice!" "No transformation!"

When Professor McGonagall couldn't do anything, the teachers of all grades had to go into battle, and later, even the upperclassmen showed off their magic on Umbridge...... But the toad is still the same pink toad, and there is no sign of turning back at all!

In the end, the teachers could only reluctantly admit, "This transfiguration technique is simply too strong, unless the caster himself or Dumbledore, I'm afraid no one can lift it!" …… Inform the Ministry of Magic, maybe they have something to do with the magic on the Deputy Minister. ”

Dumbledore? Hehe. Lu Yuan will tell those who think this way that unless there is someone in the world who is more intelligent than Da Nana, no one in the world can change Umbridge from a toad back to a human - she will be a toad for the rest of her life!

Why? Because of this great prophecy, it uses the divine power of the Great Nana!

*****

Lu Yuan wants to raise Neville as soon as possible, and at the same time, it is also his own ceiling, and it is impossible to think that some crooked ways.

And in the world that Lao Lu has seen, he wants to ask what career is the fastest. Lu Yuan will tell you - except for Dongying, who saves the world as a teenager, the most cheating profession is all magic professions! You need to know that there are few 30-year-old magicians in the world. But in your twenties, you can reach a quasi-legendary magic profession, and there are a lot of them in every world! Why? Because the power of the divine profession comes from the god of faith, and in order to attract young believers, the god will inevitably give birth to a large number of young "high-quality idols".

It's a win-win.

So the profession he chose for Neville was ostensibly a cannon fodder crusader swordsman, but in fact he was a priest hiding in the back row.

As for the gods of faith - there are at least four equivalent gods in this world, except for the god who has run away, the four people are Da Nana, Jinny, Lu Yuan, and "Merlin". "Merlin" and Ginny ruled out, Lu Yuan had an upper limit, and only Da Nana was left to choose one.

Lu Yuan thought about it, this is not bad! simply gave himself a part-time priest level...... Without it, it's okay to pat Nana's ass, and then ask for some benefits, it's convenient!

If nothing else, it's the Great Prophecy this time! According to Neville's ceiling, let alone cast, don't even think of saying the sacred word. But the priest is different, and when the priest initiates the Great Prophecy, it is equivalent to sending a request - it is up to the God of faith to decide whether or not to pay the power to fulfill this wish.

This is where Lao Lu's cunning lies.

If Nana says I'm foul, then you can disagree with our request! If Da Nana agrees, then of course Lao Lu can pretend not to violate the rules...... Don't be afraid of anything, just be afraid that hooligans are educated.

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PS: There was a mistake in the previous chapter that it was "Defence Against the Dark Arts Teacher's Office" instead of the Headmaster's Office. (To be continued.) )