Volume 2: Thunder in the Four Directions Chapter 132: I saw the barbecue storm again
Everyone rushed up, fortunately, Xiaojin's back was wide enough, otherwise he really couldn't sit on so many people, and for it, just a few hundred catties, it was not like playing on his back, just yawned and started walking.
But it seems to be a little early, and the drowsiness can't be removed for a while, and the walk is one step at a time, which is very unsteady, and the walk is also crooked, just like getting drunk.
Everyone grabbed its hair and shook it, and the three of Duo'er, who were already a little depressed, were even more depressed.
Duo'er was the first to speak, "Brother Ya, you just let Xiaojin go better, I'm dizzy." β
Lin Ya nodded, "If you say so, I'll satisfy you," he didn't know what to throw down, and then continued to look indifferently into the distance.
'It smells so good! Xiao Jin's nose sniffed wildly and his eyes widened, and with the instinct of a foodie, the big tongue stretched out and rolled up, and he took the thing that Lin Ya left in his mouth, "Oh~ This melts in the mouth, fragrant and sweet, is it, is it the legendary ghost-faced bee honey!" It's a good thing that can only be eaten by the Bear King! β
Xiao Jin was addicted all of a sudden, for honey, to hell with any sleepiness and getting up, it couldn't wait to raise its head and ask, "Boss, is this the honey of the ghost-faced bee, isn't it, is it?" β
"Hmph," Lin Ya laughed, and then everyone looked at him and began to be in a daze, of course he was not really in a daze, but talking to Xiao Jin, "That's right, that's it, want to?" β
"Yes, of course I want to, as long as there is honey to eat, you can let me do anything," a foodie's heart is rising, and it can't be stopped.
And Xiao Jin's reaction was exactly what Lin Ya wanted, what he left just now was the bait, and now it's time to close the rod, "If you want to eat honey, of course you can, as long as you don't shake around anymore and send us to our destination smoothly, then this bag of things is yours." β
"That's right, that's the smell," Xiao Jin took a deep breath intoxicated, and then his eyes lit up, and he swore a promise, "Boss, you just look at it, I will definitely send you to the White Stone Town you said smoothly," and suddenly he laughed a little obscenely, "Hey, hey, ...... then"
"This will be yours then."
"Okay, let's ............" just about to say that he was about to go, but Xiao Jin looked up embarrassedly and asked, "Boss, I don't know the way," said a bear-faced sneer.
Lin Ya forgot about this stubble, it is strange that an old bear in the deep mountains will know the road, and immediately pointed out the way to it, so that everyone can continue to move forward steadily but rapidly, and the Liujia Village team is finally on the right track.
However, the long road is long, after the initial freshness, a sense of boredom can't help but hit upward, even if there is Lin Ya's humanoid air conditioner, everyone also feels bored, and even the beautiful scenery encountered on the road feels very boring, which can be regarded as concurrent aesthetic fatigue caused by boredom.
"I said Lin Ya, there is nothing to pass the time, after three hours along the way, it is boring," the fat man who was lazily lying on his side gnawed on the dried meat and said leisurely, "You said that along the way, it was not easy to meet some players, except for some who watched from afar, you can't just ignore those who come to talk, so you can pass the time, it's good now, there are a lot of people behind you, but they are all hanging far behind, causing those who come in front of you to avoid it far away." β
"Isn't that great, my ears are a lot clearer," Lin Ya replied with a disappreciative smile.
"That's it," Duo'er who spoke out obviously supported Lin Ya's point of view, "Those people before were so annoying, they actually pestered us for five hundred meters, it's really annoying." β
Duo'er rarely showed an angry look, as for why, you can see that she is still red now, usually when she is with Lin Ya and them, she is nothing, but as soon as she meets strangers, especially stalker strangers, Duo'er's shy nature is exposed.
"Okay," the moon fat man looked at Duo'er's red face, sat up, and spread his hands helplessly, "Those people are a little annoying, let's change the subject, how long will it take to get to town?" β
Hearing this, everyone looked at Lin Ya, who was humming an unknown song, but because he was sitting at the front, he didn't see the eagerness in their eyes, and he answered the question of the moon fat man without looking back, "According to the information my stepfather told me, and the map I saw before, there is still about half the way, not much, only about three hours." β
"Oh my God~" The fat man of the moon exclaimed sadly, "There are still three hours on such a boring day, even if it is a brute beast or something............" He suddenly looked ahead and was dumbfounded, and before he was speechless, he didn't forget to squeeze out a sentence, "Dig a slot!" β
(Hmph hum ~ At this time, are you thinking that the moon fat man must have really seen a brute beast?) Then you think wrong, and it's very wrong, how can I use such an easy-to-guess routine, naΓ―ve, as a qualified madman, what you want is to be infigurable, so the real situation is actually like this. οΌ
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The moment before, that is, when the moon fat man screamed.
But seeing Lin Ya turn around with a sly smile, he suddenly raised his head with one hand and shouted, "Look! What is this? β
Everyone felt a strong light flash, and then the items in Lin Ya's hand appeared in everyone's eyes reflecting the sun, and then without exception, they reacted like the moon fat man.
Half a second later, Crayon Xiaoxin was the first to react, and without saying a word, he snatched the item in Lin Ya's hand, and asked excitedly, "Whoever plays Dou Di ~ Lord (uh, Dou ~ Di ~ The Lord is banned!) οΌοΌ Lost substitution. β
As a result, except for Lin Ya, of course, all the others raised their hands.
I believe that seeing this, even people who don't play poker (although I think it's unlikely) should know what Lin Ya took out, that's right, poker, a thing that can make people jump off a building can also bring infinite joy, the question is why does Lin Ya have it?
There is only one truth, everyone should have noticed that when Lin Ya took out the poker, it was shining with a strong light, because this poker is not an ordinary paper, but made of white iron, not only the edge is smooth and does not hurt the hand, but also not thick, 54 stacked together is half as thick as ordinary paper poker.
The following are the original words that Liu Hammer said when he handed over the white iron poker to Lin Ya, "Originally, it could actually be thin, but because I was in a hurry, so I had to do this, I really don't know what use you want this, but let's say it first, this can be built once, don't regret it." β
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"Do you regret it," Lin Ya looked at the four people who were gathered around and shouted not to bomb, "It's strange to regret it." β
"Huh? Brother Ya, what did you just say? Duo'er seemed to hear something, and turned around and asked suspiciously.
Lin Ya smiled and said nothing, looked up at the sky, and squinted comfortably.
"Brother Ya......"
"It's your turn, do you want three?"
"Yes, why not, three Ks."
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With the addition of this white iron poker, Xiao Jin's back was very lively, and the people hanging behind them were envious, and they wanted to join them now, but after glancing at Lin Ya who was sitting in front of them, they all dispelled this idea, no one wanted to touch it knowing that they would touch a gray nose.
In this way, Lin Ya and the other players walked for another ten minutes without incident, and when the four people who played Zhenghai came back to their senses, Xiao Jin was already under a big tree.
Lin Ya jumped up, and then shouted at it, "What do you eat at noon?" β
'Eat? Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then looked around, and it turned out that everyone else was already eating lunch, and then they felt empty in their stomachs.
"That'...... Just eat barbecue, right? The moon fat man proposed.
The crowd agreed.
"Okay, let's eat barbecue, who's going to hunt some prey with me? I don't have enough meat in my ring to eat. Deciding on the recipe, Lin Ya asked again.
"I, I," Emperor Tian raised his hands without thinking.
"Then you, come with me, you go get some water, and if I'm not mistaken, there should be a stream around here," he said to Kim, "and you can go with them." β
Everyone worked together, and everything was ready in only half an hour.
However, it was this little thing, but it caused a storm, because when everyone else was eating dry food and drinking water, Lin Ya and the others actually set up the grill directly, and the pieces of barbecue that looked drooling almost didn't hook out the souls of the players, not to mention that they were still roasting in different ways.
Immediately some of the players were unwilling, 'That big golden bear eats a whole roast pig, why does that little black dog eat better than us?' β
When the world is big, there are all kinds of birds, and I don't know where their theoretical basis comes from, the four young players are obviously in a group, at this time, the more they look at Lin Ya's happy appearance, the more itchy their teeth are, and the more they look at the figures of Xiao Jin and Xiao Hei, the more hateful they feel, and the steamed buns that are barely swallowed become even more unbearable.
"Grass, his grandmother's, brothers, I really can't swallow this breath, you look at those two smiling people, as if they have never eaten meat in reality, they even learn to raise dogs and bears, and they don't pee to take care of themselves, are you worthy?"
"Eh, you're wrong, that's a mount, how majestic it is, that ass is twisted."
"Mounts? You're not talking about the woman in red, it must be cool to ride, four men and one woman. β
"Hahahahahaha~"
The more the four of them spoke, the louder they became, and in the end they became even more unscrupulous, and even the other players showed disdain for them.
And all their words were listened to by Lin Ya and them, the four heartless men were fine, but Duo'er couldn't take their words as the wind in her ears, at this time, her pretty face was red and dripping blood, and she was stunned at a loss, and the tears in her eyes were already flowing down unconsciously, which was really distressing to watch.
Boom!
An explosion suddenly sounded, and the accompanying terrifying chill swept through everyone present, and the place where Lin Ya was sitting before was already unrecognizable at this time, and was trampled out of a cracked pit by the strong force.
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Today, I want to say only one, the deceased in Tianjin Tanggu rest in peace.