Chapter 51: WHY Detective Agency

Yue Feng felt that he was very unmotivated, no, he was already three poles a day, he was still nesting on a two-meter big bed, first a book sword flying fox, and then a smile and pride, connecting into the two worlds, and then returning to the present world - more than two months!

The real life of these two months is really lackluster, to put it simply, it is to eat, sleep, sleep and eat.

If there is anything else, uh, it is the adoption of a precious black cat, the scientific name - Chinese pastoral cat, commonly known as - local cat, is a stray cat, talking about this cat, to tell another story.

One day, he sat in Zhongshan Park all afternoon, and when he came home, he saw this black cat lying lazily on the lawn, and he was frightened twice. The black cat drooped, glanced at him with contemptβ€”really contempt, and went on to feign death.

Yue Feng was a little dazed, so he broke a withered branch and stepped forward to play it, but this guy stood up slowly and meowed twice, but after listening to the swishing sound, a dozen or so flower cats came out of the bushes and surrounded them.

At that moment, Yue Feng was stunned.

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Nima, Lao Tzu is besieged by cats! The barrage of the "Spit Maniac" Wang Jidao should be added here: "Kneel and beg Brother Feng's psychological area!" ”

As for what happened after that, the person concerned did not want to say more, so he will not say anything about it for the time being.

To get back to the point, the encounter is bad, the process is negligible, and the result must be stated: Anyway, Yue Feng is not clear, when it started, this guy will be at his house, especially remember the first time he was angry at the king.

Wang Jidao was wearing a plum blossom apron and smashed a pot of kelp pork rib soup on the dining table, directly scaring the confused Yue Feng so that one Buddha was born and two Buddhas ascended to heaven, and he was completely sober, and the "spit crazy demon" Fang said with a calm sarcastic expression: "It has been living here for half a month, are you blind?" ”

In parentheses, it speaks of an authentic Northeast accent.

Zi once said: "Even if you are a killer, you have elementary school classmates; Even if you are a chivalrous man, you will have a dead friend. "For Yue Feng, Wang Jidao is this kind of person. Speaking of which, I might as well introduce this gentleman in detail.

Well, sworn friends...... That's it.

Above.

Of course...... It is impossible to drop, to go into detail, it is necessary to briefly describe the world: "This is the best of times, this is the worst of times, this is the age of wisdom, this is the age of stupidity; This is the time of faith, this is the time of doubt; This is the season of light, this is the season of darkness; This is the spring of hope, this is the winter of disappointment; There are all kinds of things in front of people, and there is nothing in front of them; People are going straight to heaven; People are going straight to hell. ”

Sorry, this is Charles Dickens's Paris and London, not the world today. If you want to borrow it, it is the following version: "This is the age of science and technology, and this is also the age of ancient martial arts; This is the age of science, and this is the age of mythology. ”

To be precise, it's ...... The year 2077 in the earth calendar.

Science and technology have been greatly developed, but at the same time, ancient martial arts have also flourished again, and the hard qigong, physical arts, and ninja in the East, and the fighting and fencing in the West have fully recovered and flourished.

In addition, human beings continue to explore outer space, the whole world is changing with each passing day, strange creatures, strange theories, strange science, more and more, today you may still be a leader in a field, tomorrow you may not be able to keep up with the times.

In short, it's a time of upheaval, weirdness, fame, and challenge!

Of course, none of this has much to do with Yue Feng, his work has been focused on the world of willingness, uh, to be honest, although I don't know why I have to do it, but whatever, and confused and sealed, when I find something more meaningful, I will not do it.

"If you don't have a dream, what's the difference between you and a salted fish?"

Yue Feng opened his eyes and said firmly, and then covered his face with the quilt, intending to sleep a good night's sleep, but at this moment, a murderous aura suddenly struck, accompanied by a roar: "Dream of your sister, you brush your brother's teeth first!" ”

It's not someone else, it's Wang Jidao wearing an apron.

I saw him jump high when he entered the door, and with a slap on the foot of the son and grandson, he was ruthless and vicious, and kicked it three ways under Yue Feng, but who is Yue Feng? He is well versed in this person's footwork, his body is like a loach, and he does not leave his hands to get out of the quilt.

Wang Jidao kicked on the iron bed, his forehead was bruised, his face was pale, and his hands were crackling.

Yue Feng patted Wang on the shoulder: "Good look......" drooped the dead fish eyes, walked to the bathroom in a daze, washed his face, brushed his teeth, and made a complete set of washing actions smoothly, which was mixed with Wang's several sad wails as the soundtrack.

On the table, four dishes and one soup.

It was perfect.

The only thing that wasn't perfect was that there was a black cat on the table - not only did this guy stay here, but he didn't eat leftovers, not even cat food! Whatever Yue Feng and Wang eat, it eats.

Absolutely!

As a result, the cost of food has increased dramatically, and daily expenses have been stretched. Even if you are a chivalrous man, you have a dead friend; In the same way, even if you are a chivalrous person, you need to eat, and it costs money to eat.

Lao Chengtou left him with this set of courtyards, and there was nothing else.

And Yue Feng can't bring out the treasures of the world of willingness, and secondly, he returns to reality, he just thinks it's a vacation, naturally how to feel comfortable and how to come, and he really does money like dung to me.

The realm is quite high, the life is quite **, and the money spent is also quite like flowing water.

If it weren't for Wang Jidao and a sister who opened a martial arts hall, the martial arts hall was extremely popular in this era, and the martial arts hall business was excellent, then Yue Feng, a hero, would probably end up with autumn pants for buns, "Wrong, it's selling ass!" Wang said.

"Hey, the soup is too bland." Yue Feng took the steel spoon, tasted it, and then frowned and spit it out.

"No salt." Wang Jidao had a dead face.

"Then put it on."

"I've run out of salt." Wang Jidao had a dead face.

"Then go buy it, there are shops outside, go out and turn left thirty meters, thank you."

"No money."

Wang Jidao still had a dead face, his two white eyes stared at Yue Feng, and his murderous aura was overflowing, and in an instant, the air seemed to be stagnant, the temperature around him suddenly dropped by several degrees, the atmosphere was depressing, and the big battle was about to break out, even the black cat couldn't help but shudder.

After half a ring, Yue Feng smiled astringently, scooped another sip of soup with a steel spoon, and drank it with satisfaction: "Recently, I have a bad appetite, and I like to eat some light ...... Hehe......"

Wang Jidao slapped his palm on the dining table, leaned forward, and blew his hair away: "Hehe, your sister, hehe, you have been dumped by that girl for three years, and the king of Toujiang Hades will not accept you, and you will not work hard, who will you show if you eat and die?!" ”

At this moment, the distance between the two is only 0.01 centimeter, which is enough to feel the hot breath from each other's breath.

Yue Feng's head leaned back slightly, slightly widening the distance, unexpectedly, Wang Daodao pressed forward step by step, Yue Feng retreated step by step, until there was no way to retreat - the whole body fell to the ground, and Wang Daodao came to an alternative wall, so he shook his index finger lightly and said, "Correct it." First, my feet were slippery and I wasn't ready to throw myself into the river; Second, I am more inclined to enjoy life than to eat and wait for death. ”

"Do you know that Mu Xi has found a small open martial arts hall and has a big family?"

"Hey, I also have a quadrangle, millions of them."

"Won't you feel ashamed to see each other again? You don't feel ashamed, I can't get over my face! ”

"It's simple, you don't have to meet."

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In the next two hours, Wang Jidao, who is an aunt in the neighborhood committee, launched a sharp and vicious criticism of Yue Feng from all aspects such as study, work, appearance, and character, like a storm, endlessly.

But Yue Feng played Tai Chi with one hand, and he didn't leak a drop of water, and there was no other way to beat Wang Jidao.

After eating a meal, Wang Jidao was unable to clean up the food - this was his twenty-third failed persuasion.

Yue Feng was lying on the sofa while picking his teeth while watching the game, and suddenly said: "Little J, you want to ask me to work, and I really don't have material for others to work, so let's make a compromise...... How about we start our own company? ”

"Brother Feng, don't be kidding, you have no funds, no connections, no ability, no perseverance, and no ...... Ten years of discipline, you tell me why to start a company? By face? Sorry, I forgot the eleventh point: no looks! ”

Yue Feng's face is full of black lines, damn, he is worthy of his own brother, and the summary is so incisive!

"Retro inns, modern hotels, parking on behalf of people, martial arts halls to accept apprentices...... Next, in order to save face, Yue Feng listed eleven service industries to prove that he is really an all-round master of work.

Wang Jidao was quite excited and said, "Open the martial arts hall!" It's a little tired, but you can make money. It's really not good, Brother Feng will give my sister a part-time job and go to the Garan Martial Arts Hall to be a master! ”

Although I don't know what happened to Yue Feng, all of a sudden, he has become extremely powerful, compared to his sister D-level masters, or many inferior, but being a martial arts master is more than enough.

In fact, making money is secondary, as a sworn friend, Wang Jidao really can't see his brother depressed and decadent anymore.

β€œNO!” Yue Feng shook his index finger and smashed all the beautiful fantasies of Wang Jidao.

"What do you want to do, Brother Feng?"

"To open a detective agency, of course!"

Yue Feng snapped his fingers and followed the list of the various benefits of the detective agency, "...... Plenty of time, freedom to work, good pay, and more importantly, the ability to spy on other people's **, oh no...... It's me who has the ability. ”

"Okay, then register a detective agency, what about the name?" Wang Jidao was weak and chose to compromise, which finally aroused Yue Feng's emotions at work, and he couldn't put it out.

"Shinhachi-chan, I've already chosen a name...... How about the House of Everything? ”

"Hey, plagiarism, are you plagiarism naked?! Also, don't change the character design, who is the new eight sauces! ”

"Makes sense."

Yue Feng glanced at Wang Jidao, raised his eyes and saw the black cat pretending to be dead on the stone table in the courtyard, he had a flash of inspiration, and snapped his fingers: "OK, then it's called WHY Wanshiwu, sorry...... It's a WHY detective agency! ”

Three days later, the WHY detective agency was successfully registered, and the company was officially born!