Chapter 183: Hitting people doesn't slap their faces
"Oh~Damn, my heroic face~!" Xie Qi covered his red and swollen nose and bent over the ground, his mouth let out angry screams from time to time, turned his head and slowly pulled out something from under his feet, and couldn't help but be angry: "Uncle~, who the hell dares to use bamboo to sneak attack Lao Tzu, I don't want to live!" Dabu ~ Isn't it you ~? ”
"......" Che Bu didn't reply, but looked at the strange creature behind him with the same expression as Bao Xiqiao and the others, looking at its angry squints, two fleshy claws and hips, and there was a hint of obsession in his eyes. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
The reason why he exclaimed at the beginning was because of this little guy who was only a little taller than his knees, he was really fat and was too cute and loved by Ren Tingting and them in the ancient tomb garden, coupled with its harmless expression and even more silly black velvet eyes, it really didn't make people feel the slightest malice, only the urge to run to its side and hold it in his arms, if it weren't for Che Bushang and taking into account the reason for its inexplicable appearance at the beginning, how would he jump on the rock to greet Xie Laoqi, he would have taken action a long time ago!
"Wow~ so cute!" As soon as the little guy lying in his mother's arms caught a glimpse of the fluffy black and white round figure through the lodging grass marks, he let out a crisp exclamation, his head leaned forward, his hands waved, and even the fairy bowl floating in the air under his body slowly fell to the ground.
"What~~?" Xie Laoqi scratched his head when he heard the sound, and then the qi in his right palm gushed out with a 'click' sound, which made the green leaf bamboo wood that tripped over him break and shattered in half, only then did he turn around and look, his beard and beard swung around with his head in confusion and looked around a few times before he sent down the round cross-waisted little thing in front of him, his mouth smacked, he squatted down in confusion, propped his knees and observed for a moment, and said in a rough voice: "Huh~, what is this!" Bear cub~? Odd~? It's still black and white! It's really weird~? ”
"Huhu~~" At this time, the panda's fat mouth opened lightly during the exhalation, revealing sharp teeth, and the last bamboo it left from the owner was trampled on by the guy in front of him, and it was broken in half.
However, Xie Laoqi, who was confused about the origin of his identity, did not have the slightest understanding, rubbed the tip of his red and painful nose with his hand, and stretched out his thick palm to grab the claws of the fat plush waist: "Little thing~, don't be afraid~, obediently let me Xie Qi take a look~!" ”
"Old Seven~, don't~"
Suddenly hearing Che Bu's urgent call, Xie Laoqi's eyes couldn't help but change his expression, and his face was full of impatience: "What are you doing~ Dabu?" ”
"Old Seventh ......" Che Bu was just about to warn him not to forget the strange appearance just now, but his pupils suddenly bulged, and his body couldn't help but take a few steps back.
"Your mother~" Xie Laoqi muttered in his mouth, and turned his head to look at the strange little bear cub, but he found that the sky sunlight in front of him was blocked by a black shadow, and before his legs trembled, he suddenly felt a pain in his cheeks, and the words in his mouth also turned into a cry of pain: "Ah~~!" ”
"Huhu~~" A claw slapped the hateful guy in front of him, but the fat and round body of the bear, which had become several times larger, was not sluggish at all, and the stride flashed behind Xie Laoqi, who was still dancing in the air, and the plush right paw swung up into the air and slapped it towards the sky.
"Bang~~Ah!" Xie Laoqi, whose body trembled and didn't react, only felt that his whole body was hit by the mountain, and the rapidly retreating grass and trees in his eyes suddenly turned into darkness.
"Whew~Hmm~" let out an angry roar from his mouth, and the fat man, who was always staring at the black spots in the sky, was ready to wave his claws again.
"Lao Qi~~" Seeing Xie Lao Qi turn into a black dot and fly into the sky, Che Bu's face changed and jumped off the rock, just about to rush towards the huge monster bear, but he was stared at by its squinted eyes, his body instinctively trembled and took a step back, gritted his teeth slightly, plucked up his courage, and before he went to the sky again, there was a sound of smooth breath and familiarity.
"I'm fine~, Lao Tzu has practiced the exercises passed down by the God of War~!"
"Bang~Ah~" The voice that was full of energy just now turned into a scream after a claw slap, and Xie Laoqi, who flew into the sky again like a rocket launch, flashed a circle of starlight in his eyes, and the sound of the wind was endless, and he stroked his head with trembling hands and couldn't help but scream sadly: "Haven't you heard of beating people without slapping their faces~?" ”
"Bang~Ah!"
"Your uncle's bear boy~, you're still fighting~! Rabbit's ~,Ah~! ”
"Your mother~, why do you hit people in the face like that rabbit, Lao Tzu told you~, ah!"
As Xie Laoqi's body shape, especially his head, became fatter and fatter, and he suddenly went up and down like that volleyball, and scolded miserably, the car cloth, who was extremely worried, came to Bao Xi's weak mother and daughter at some point, and his short and thin body sat cross-legged and stared at the sky, shaking his head from time to time: "Slap your face, slap your face~, anyway, Lao Qi, your face scares and cries children every time~, it's useless to ask for it, as for calling it so miserable?" ”
"Ah~~" A miserable scream was habitually released from his mouth, Xie Laoqi's eyes were still wide open at this time, and his clothes were thrown around with the sound of the wind blowing violently between the fall of his body, but all this could not hide the anger in his heart, and he shouted angrily regardless of the pain in his whole body: "Bear Boy~, you are too much~, uncle's~, Lao Tzu's face is not felt now!" Don't~ah~! ”
"Huhu~~" The fat body's originally tall body returned to its original state at some point, and the rounded body of black and white fluff jumped from time to time with the joy of the eyes, but he really played Xie Laoqi as a volleyball toy, and when he caught the ball, he kept making a cheerful sound, and when the toy fell from the sky and became bigger and bigger, the little paw was already ready to be ready to be waved out when it was about to touch the ground.
"Hmm~Wow~"
It's happy, Xie Laoqi is miserable, but the angry scolding voice has turned into a begging for mercy: "Little bear boy~, I was wrong~, can you stop fighting, I'm Xie Qi wrong~, don't fight, even if you do~ Don't hit my handsome face!" Ah~"
Looking at Xie Laoqi's appearance, the little guy on the side couldn't help but tears in his mouth, and his body crawled out of the edge of the fairy bowl on the ground and shouted: "Little bear boy~, don't beat Uncle Xie~!" ”
"Bang~~" Hearing her crisp voice, the fat body was stunned, Xie Laoqi's bloated body finally touched the ground, although his mouth was also trembling and snorting in pain, but Xie Laoqi covered his face tightly and breathed a sigh of relief with excitement, but he was not beaten again.
"Guo'er~!" Looking at the harmless eyes of the little figure staring at the people and animals who came over, Bao Xi's weak Che Bu's face couldn't help but change, and he hurriedly interrupted the little guy's mouth that he wanted to open again, Bao Xi weakly hugged his daughter into his arms again, Che Bu held the dagger tightly in front of the two of them, and even Wan Yan Honglie stepped forward, his face was solemn, and he stood side by side with Che Bu.
"Mother~"
The little guy arched his head in confusion with crystal eyes, and Bao Xiqiao, who was anxiously thrown from the fairy treasure, hurriedly patted her back: "It's okay~, Guo'er~!" It's okay~! ”
But he thought that the scene just now scared his daughter, and at this time, Bao Xiqiao, who was full of nervousness, had already forgotten what happened in Lin'an to the point where he didn't know it.
"Hmm~~" The ears shrugged lightly, and the fat body of the panda who listened to the voice of Bao Xi's weak and gentle care lay on the ground in an instant, and the two paws lightly held the broken Cuizhu, and the eyes were also full of tears, but they couldn't help but think of Tingting, the master who took care of herself every day, and she was so gentle.
"Hmm~ah~" The more I think about it, the more sad it is, the deeper it is, the black and white round body is also sad to roll on the blades of grass, and when I hold the green bamboo, it makes a continuous low cry, it sees the master of Tingting from the time it opens its eyes, and it has always regarded the master as a mother, and now the master has abandoned himself!
"Woo~Wow~"
With the small figure rolling back and forth on the blade of grass like a circle and the crying sound of its mouth from time to time ignorant and pleasant but full of sad thoughts, the gentle and kind Bao Xi's weak eyes couldn't help but give birth to a hint of love, and the car cloth and Wanyan Honglie, who were full of nervousness and ready to shoot at any time, couldn't help but look at each other.
"......~" Even Xie Laoqi's swollen eyes, who were snorting in pain, slowly opened, and glanced to the side dimly, and then a sour nose actually slipped out of the corner of his eye with an unknown liquid: "Damn~, Lao Tzu has no face to see people now~!" You, a little bear boy, actually relied on people to sue first and cried, uncle~, a lot of sand is drilled into Lao Tzu's eyes~! ”
Xie Laoqi, who kept muttering in his mouth, forgot~, now there are countless plants and trees around, and even rocks and gravel are not common, where does the sand come from.
"Mother~, the bear is so pitiful~?" Although he didn't know the true identity of the panda fat, even the little bear knew it from Uncle Xie's angry scolding, but listening to the constant crying sound from its mouth, the little guy couldn't help but raise his head and pouted at his mother.
Although she doesn't know how to cultivate, the spiritual condensation method passed on to her by Wang Ming is instinctive forging, so that her spiritual power is much stronger than ordinary people, and she can naturally feel the constant fluctuation of Xiao Xiong's thoughts, she just spoke out to stop Fat Da from hurting Uncle Xie, but she has long sensed that there is no malice in her heart.
For her daughter's words, Bao Xiweak just pursed her lips and nodded her head, Guo'er can sense other people's good and disgusting thoughts, but she knows it clearly, and she has never told others, her daughter is already on the cusp of the storm, I don't know how many people are secretly concerned, if you don't want to regenerate the accident that happened in Lin'an that day, this is the only blessing for their mother and daughter, and it is also the reason why Bao Xiweak trusts Che Buxie Qi and the two so much.
Thinking of what Guo'er had told him before, Bao Xiqiao pursed his lips slightly, slowly lowered his eyes and reached out to stroke the eyes of his daughter in his arms, and only after a moment did a gentle smile rise, and said softly: "Since Guo'er thinks the bear is pitiful, then do it according to your mind~!" ”
"Hmm~! Thank you, mother~" The little guy was confused when he heard this, then reacted and nodded solemnly, with a smile in his mouth, and slowly got out of her arms with his mother's touch.
The mouth opened slightly and bit his fingers lightly, and his small body jumped out quickly, spreading his hands and whispering: "Little Xiongxiong~, come here~, let me hug you~"
"Guo'er~" "Little Guy~"
Two shouts~, Bao Xi's weak and gentle voice also came out in a low voice: "Brother Che~, it's okay~, let Guo'er pass~!" ”
"Pity the weak girl~?" Che Bu spun around in surprise, and the little guy stepped out of his palm.
"Hmm~, it's okay~ Brother Che!" Bao Xi weakly tapped the corners of his lips and smiled, his eyes were deep and staring at his daughter's appearance of whispering while walking slowly, pursed his lips and whispered: "Brother Che~, Guo'er will grow up after all~, one day when she separates from me, she will be alone, and she should also have her own decision!" ”
"Pity the weak~~" After hearing what she said, Yan Honglie's face changed instantly, and his palms trembled.
And although the car cloth beside him was not finished, Yan Honglie's mind was clear, but seeing his nervous expression, he thought about it slightly, and he woke up in an instant, and he also said anxiously: "Pity the weak girl~!" ”
Bao Xiweak still had a gentle smile on his face, his eyes were waveless, but with his daughter's slow step, he gradually moved away and exuded tenderness, shook his head lightly, stroked the small jade porcelain bowl that became the size of a teacup, and there was no bitterness in his mouth, only the sweetness of his and his daughter's life for several years, and said softly: "Brother Che~!" ”
"Hmm~, you say it's a pity for the weak girl! I'm listening! Che Bu's palms clenched, but when he heard her call, his emaciated face still forced a smile and nodded repeatedly.
Bao Xiqiao had already made up his mind at this time, but he still couldn't help but lower his eyes, and then looked up at Che Bu's staring gaze, and said softly: "Brother Che~, you and Brother Xie are not young~, but they are still messing around in the rivers and lakes, and it's time to start a family and marry a girl!" ”
"Pity the weak girl~!"
Che Bu's face was anxious and he was about to speak, but Bao Xiqiao was already showing a gentle face and waved his hand and spoke: "Brother Che~, needless to say~, I actually know what you and Brother Xie are thinking~, but I ......"
"Pity the weak girl~" This time it was the turn of the car cloth to interrupt, and his mouth opened to look at Xie Laoqi, who was lying on the grass not far away, and looked at Xie Laoqi, who was lying on the grass not far away, before he exhaled and smiled: "I know that it is my Dabu's wishful thinking, and I have already had a plan, but I still can't rest assured that you and the little guy~, let me send you and Guo'er to Zhongnan Mountain and leave~!" Hmm~Really leave~! ”
"Brother Che!" Looking at the bright smile on Chebu's face, Bao Xi's weak palm full of calluses was lightly raised, and he wanted to say something, but he didn't know how to say it again.
"Haha~, it's okay~ Pity the weak girl, I'm in my thirties and don't care about this time, just let me stay with the little guy for a few more days! It's only a few days away~ can't you pick me up! Che Bu wiped the satin clothes on his body and smiled and waved his hand, and only after Bao Xi nodded weakly did he glance at Xie Qi's figure again, and said: "Actually~, although Lao Qi's brain is not bright and lacks tendons all day long, he is not really stupid~, his current mind should be similar to my Che Bu~, and he thinks that it will be over when we send you and Xiaoguo'er to Zhongnan Mountain, and then we will go our separate ways~, and we don't have to worry about each other!" Haha~ Break up early and be bright early! (To be continued.) )