That night, it can be described as a ghost crying wolf, and it was extremely lively. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

As soon as we returned to the wreath shop, less than two minutes later, Little Buddha and Wu Qiusheng shouted.

That's right.

It's shouting.

The two grandsons didn't know how much they had drunk, and when they returned to the wreath shop, it was like a monster in its original form.

At first, they hugged each other and sang a sailor's song, and then they cried bitterly.

"Oh my life! It's a fucking tragedy! Little Buddha shouted such a sentence over and over again.

"Yes! You're miserable! Wu Qiusheng cried and shouted, and only repeated this sentence.

At that time, the scene was so funny that even the old man Zuo couldn't laugh, and without saying a word, he took out his mobile phone to record it, and said that this was a record of life.

Whether he is recording his life with an emotional heart, I can't say for sure, but I think he just wants to record other people's black history.

When the two grandsons fell asleep after crying, the old man Zuo finished recording, and then he took a few particularly interesting pictures in the video, and posted them in the WeChat group with a wicked smile.

When I heard my phone ringing, I was a little puzzled, and I said when did Old Man Zuo enter our WeChat group? Why didn't I see it?

took out his mobile phone and saw that the three messages were all from Zuo Laofa.

Every message is a slightly blurry picture.

In fact, the photo is blurry, and it can't be helped, it has nothing to do with the craftsmanship of the screenshot, the main thing is that there is a problem with the light in the wreath shop, and the shooting is like that.

In the first photo, the little Buddha cried bitterly, putting his head on Wu Qiusheng's shoulder, grief-stricken.

In the second photo, Wu Qiusheng hugged the little Buddha into his arms, patting his head and comforting him.

The third photo shows the two grandsons lying on the ground, as if they had taken too many drugs, lying on the ground crying on all fours, with a lot of tears and snot.

When I saw these photos, I already had a premonition that what would happen to the little Buddha when they woke up the next day.

Of course, they went to settle accounts with Old Man Zuo, which was impossible, and the two of them didn't have the courage at all.

But if you hold your thighs and beg Old Man Zuo to delete the picture and erase the black history, this is still a very possible thing, after all, those two grandsons are crying so facelessly, what do you want to do in front of Old Man Zuo?

Just as I was about to close the message box, all of a sudden, I noticed that the old man on the left had a bright spot.

He's not the same name as ours, it's a long list, and it's dazzling to look at.

As for the specific content, this is it.

"Red carp and green carp and black fertilizer are gray."

I don't know if anyone else has a problem like me, but when I see this kind of tongue twister, I can't help but read it.

I whispered it a few times, and then I felt like my tongue was going to tie up.

"Can't you just change your name?" I asked the old man left: "This is too tongue-twisting!" No personality! ”

After hearing my opinion, Old Man Zuo nodded: "I think too." ”

Immediately, he was as good as a stream, and modified it according to my opinion, and then his WeChat name became.

"Your uncle and his uncle are all your uncles."

......................

When the blind boss had settled all the guests and sent them upstairs one by one, and the wreath shop was completely quiet, I took down the bronze vessel that the four people carried the coffin upstairs.

At that time, there were only three people in the wreath shop who fell asleep, one was me, one was the old man Zuo, and the other was the blind boss.

"It's been a long time since I've seen this thing........"

The old man Zuo took a cigarette in his mouth, took the bronze ware in his hand, studied it carefully for a while, and his face was full of emotion: "These grandsons in it, I don't know if they are still there, if they are, I really want to try what it feels like to fry ghosts." ”

It can be seen from the words of the old man Zuo that his heart and eyes don't seem to be as big as my grandfather's.

But I have to say that the old man Zuo is small-hearted and grudgeful, I still like it very much, it's just like me!

As the saying goes.

Things are gathered by like, and people are grouped.

It is not unreasonable for me to be able to get together with Old Man Zuo.

I guess God couldn't help it, and when he saw us so well-matched, he made us teachers........ Hey, fuck, that's a bit disgusting to say?!!

"Old man Zuo, why did you let Xiao Yuan take this thing down?" The blind boss was lying on a rocking chair, drinking tea and sobering up, his face full of curiosity: "Engage in a memorial ceremony?" ”

"Fart, am I that boring?" Old man Zuo scolded angrily, then patted the bronze artifact and said, "This time we go up to the Bulao Mountain, we must take it with us." ”

"Take it?" The blind boss frowned: "This can't be your private key, right?" ”

"It's not." Old man Zuo sighed.

"Then why did you let Xiao Yuan take this thing up the mountain?" The blind boss was a little puzzled.

Old man Zuo took two puffs of cigarette, looked at me with complicated eyes, and said: "The cause and effect of my apprentice's family has to be decided by him, and this evil weapon containing cause and effect cannot be left outside, either it will be destroyed, or it will be sent to the Immortal Mountain." ”

"Sent up the mountain?" I was stunned.

"Yes." Old man Zuo smiled: "Immortal Mountain is a sacred mountain, although it does not have the balance of yin and yang that a holy mountain should have, but the qi in it is definitely far beyond the qi in the mortal world." ”

As he spoke, the old man Zuo patted the bronze artifact.

"Use the qi in the mountains to suppress it, or rather, wash it and overtake ........it," the old man Zuo sighed: "This is much better than putting it outside." ”

"You're right." The blind boss smiled and nodded: "Although this is a tool to suppress evil spirits, but to be honest, I always feel that this thing is unlucky, and sooner or later it will cause trouble if it is placed outside." ”

As soon as the words fell, the blind boss asked casually, and looked at the old man Zuo very curiously: "Old man, where did you get this thing?" ”

"It's a long story........ Old Man Zuo smiled bitterly: "I'll tell you when I have a chance in the future, I'll talk to you two about Bulao Mountain first." ”

Hearing this, the expressions of the blind boss and I became serious, and they nodded one after another.

"This time up the mountain, it seems to be lively, it seems that everyone has their own things to do, but in fact, ......." said the old man Zuo, shaking the ashes of his cigarette and smiling helplessly: "The only people who really have something to do are the two of you." ”

"I see what you mean." The blind boss smiled: "The main task of the others is to stop the people of the Dusheng Sect, Xiao Yuan and I are going to do business, and we don't have time to ink with them." ”

"Yes." Old man Zuo said: "After going up the mountain, don't worry about anything for the two of you, just go and get the business done first, and then go to the grandchildren after the business, we can't be in a hurry." ”

As soon as we heard this, we didn't say anything, and we all nodded.

But then, something suddenly occurred to me.

"Master, becoming an immortal on the ground and washing away cause and effect, these should be considered dreams for gentlemen, right?" I tentatively asked the old man Zuo a few words: "If the gentlemen go up the mountain, forget about the business, and go straight to what they want, then we can ........."

"So, this time there are only a few of us who go up the mountain, and no one else." Old man Zuo said helplessly: "The hearts of the people in this world are the most unpredictable, in order to ensure that there is no situation like what you said, we can only greatly reduce the number of troops........"

"Who's going?" I asked.

"Three sects and nine streams, those who are still alive at the helm, all go." Old man Zuo said.

Hearing this answer, I thought about it for a while, and then asked, "Don't you call the old ghost to go?" ”

In my opinion, although Fang Shiliang doesn't like to get involved in things other than Ghost Mountain, he is still very particular about being a person, and if we really ask for him, he shouldn't refuse.

It's a big deal, let me beg for it!

No matter how you say it, I'm half of his apprentice!

"No need to scream." Old man Zuo shrugged: "If he wants to go, then he will follow us himself, if he doesn't want to go, even if you kneel and beg him, he won't move." ”

"By the way, Master, will you show me your private key?" I said excitedly, "I haven't seen the key outside the Cave Ring!" ”

"Your kid's curiosity is quite heavy........"

The old man Zuo smiled helplessly, put his hand in his pocket and fumbled for a while, and after a while, he took out a "jade".

This "jade" is black all over, and there is no transparency at all.

The outer layer looks like it has been oiled and waxed, and it is called an oily shiny.

"This is a catfish, right?" I frowned, looked at the jade carefully, and asked the old man Zuo, "This is the key?" ”

Old man Zuo snorted and said, yes.

"That's the key." Old man Zuo said with a smile.