Chapter 2: Entering Beijing for the First Time
It was easy to get out of the toilet, but Professor Lan frowned and said to himself: "Why does this toilet make people feel uncomfortable?" "Nothing wrong, right?" Tang and Liu said in unison. Bai Hewu also expressed his opinion at this time: "There must be a problem, I remember that there seems to be a person who walked to the door halfway and quickly retreated, and I didn't see who it was." Professor Lan lowered his head and pondered for a few seconds, and then turned back and said, "Oh no, let's go into the women's bathroom." "Professor Lan only knew that it was broken, but he didn't know that it was so bad that he couldn't imagine it.
"It's just a few of them, don't let them run!" The four of them followed the sound and saw an obese middle-aged woman with dozens of men, women and children, holding sticks and shovels.
"Run" is still Professor Lan's decisiveness. That is, Bai Hewu is familiar with him, and if he were someone else, he would definitely think that he was more experienced in going to the women's toilet. In fact, running in this case is the most pragmatic approach, because the other party will not give you a chance to explain at all. Being beaten is still a trivial matter, if you are sent to the police station the next day, the tabloid does not know what to say, in case someone puts this matter on the Internet again, it doesn't matter if you lose the title of professor, and it is inevitable that you will drown in the spit stars of netizens. Some faces, especially faculty members like Professor Lan, attach great importance to their personal reputation.
Then there was another wild run. The four were in decent physical condition, but the villagers were obviously more professional. The distance between the two teams is getting closer and closer, and the fat sea that runs at the end is about to be overtaken. If they held on for a few steps, they would have reached out and grabbed Fat Dahai, but the villager who ran in front was obviously in a hurry, and the stick in his hand was just able to hit Fat Dahai and hit him hard on the ass. The fat sea was in pain, and suddenly rushed out of the distance. But soon he was caught up again and hit again. After repeating it several times, Fat Dahai saw that he couldn't run, and the situation of the three people in front of him was not much better than him. At this moment, a gust of wind blew in the face, and what people didn't expect was that there was a hundred-dollar bill in the gust of wind. Naturally, the villagers wanted to pick it up, and the two teams immediately distanced themselves. Fat Dahai looked up and looked in front of him, only to know that the great figure just now was thrown by Professor Lan. As soon as the four of them breathed a sigh of relief, the villagers chased after them again. There was no scuffling in the crowd as Professor Lan had expected. Looking back, the money seems to have been in the hands of an elderly villager. There was no way, Tang, Liu, and Bai had to take out the money and throw it out. This method did relieve the pressure on the four people, but the side effect was also obvious, that is, it made the gang more aware of the four pieces of fat. The four of them still have some money, but it is obviously not enough to support their local tyrant behavior, and the money is about to run out.
Just as everyone was studying new countermeasures, a bus came to the T-junction in front of them, and Professor Lan immediately came up with an idea after seeing it: "Don't stop and run to the car." In a hurry, he didn't care about language civilization.
Before everyone could wave to the bus, the bus stopped, and the female conductor looked at them with a smile as if she had seen a fox with a fat hen. "Hurry up." Professor Lan jumped on the bus and shoved the remaining hundreds of dollars into the conductor's hand and shouted. This was obviously not the first time the driver had encountered such a situation, as the door closed as soon as the last person jumped up, and the car started almost at the same time. Although the car has aroused the hearts of several people, it has not yet been put down, and this road is very worried, so the car does not dare to drive too fast. Although the fierce villagers couldn't catch up, they didn't go far. In this way, a group of villagers chased until the toll booth at the highway intersection and stopped, but they still stayed near the toll gate and refused to leave.
It wasn't until the car got on the highway that the hearts of several people were relaxed. At this time, they knew that the bus was a long-distance trip, and the destination was Beijing, and they could not stop on the highway, let alone refund their money. After paying the fare, the sum of the money on the four of them was less than a hundred. When they arrived in Beijing, not to mention any more "coincidences", just eating was a big problem, but they had no choice but to take one step at a time.
At two o'clock in the afternoon, the bus arrived at the station, and four people got off the bus. The steamed buns in the morning were black-hearted, and I didn't eat much, plus the morning rush. After getting out of the car, Fat Dahai first shouted: "Shall we solve the stomach problem first?" ”。“ Meals are definitely to be eaten, but we can't buy them here. "What's wrong with buying here?" Fat Dahai was obviously a little unconvinced. Tang Tiezui said again: "The price of the store here is high, and the things must be expensive, plus several of us have foreign accents, you say that he can't slaughter you if we go to buy someone's things!" It's okay for your meat head to be stabbed twice, our brothers can't afford to be slaughtered like this! Fat Dahai wanted to argue something, but was interrupted by Professor Lan: "The sea! Tiezui is right, we don't have to be afraid in normal times, but don't forget that we are in a very dangerous situation now, and you should be even more careful in a place like the station. Let's find a remote place to buy some food! Professor Lan said and strode away.
The area around the station has always been a busy area, and it was very difficult to find a secluded place, so the four of them walked aimlessly for an hour and finally found a small grocery store in a small alley. The four of them didn't have much money, so they could only buy some pastries, instant noodles and other things to satisfy their hunger. Even if it is instant noodles, everyone still has to choose those copycat miscellaneous brands. "Boss, please spare some hot water." Fat Dahai called out to the boss while dismantling the bucket of instant noodles from the cottage. Hmm," Tang Tiezui suddenly let out an exclamation. Everyone looked for a sound, only to see Tang Tiezui staring intently at a paper card in his hand, with an expression of disbelief on his face. "Old ...... Boss, come here. As soon as Tang Tiezui's voice fell, the boss spoke: "No need to go over, that can't be fake." Last month, Wang Ermazi's house on the next street ate one. The three of them stepped forward to take a look and realized that the bowl of instant noodles had won the lottery, and the prize money was 30,000 yuan. "This factory has just been established, and I often give out some prize cards, but if you want to redeem the prize, you have to go directly to the factory." As he spoke, the little boss stepped forward and took Tang Tiezui'er's award card, looked at it, and said, "I can remind you that this award card will expire in ten days, and although this factory is not far from here, it is very remote and difficult to find." I advise you to plan ahead. The four of them swallowed the things in twos and threes, thanked the boss, and did not forget to give each person a fruit knife before going out.
The four of them were very excited when they went out, and a prize card was really afraid of flying in their hands, and they were afraid of melting in their mouths. The four of them looked at the address on the award card, and it was really not far from them, "This kind of remote place obviously has no public transportation, so you can only find a taxi." Professor Lan said. But do we still have the money to take a rental? Hakuzuru asked. This is easy to do, we don't mention the lack of money when we get on the bus, and wait for the money to be cashed out to give him the fare. Professor Lan said as he walked towards a nearby taxi. Can the four of us sit down? Tang Tiezui ran forward and asked. It's fine, but squeeze a little. "Okay, let's go to Yangcun ......" Tang Tiezui changed his mind before he finished speaking. Ay...... No, no, I forgot, I have to pick up the kids, school is going to end soon. "I can't go, I'm running out of gas" "No, I'm going to overhaul it......... The four of them walked all the way to find it, and after asking about it, there were ten rentals, and the driver looked at the four of them every time, and then excused himself with various excuses, and it was going to be dark. In fact, it's not that a few people are unlucky, it's just that the four of them have already been disgraced after a day of tossing, and they don't have a fruit knife in their waists. Although it is hidden in the clothes, there will be a sharp bump around the waist, and the slightly experienced taxi driver will know what it is just by looking at it. Four big men with knives let the driver go to that kind of remote place at dusk, who would dare to take such a job? This reason is obvious, but at that time, the four of them were in a hurry to find a car, and no one thought of this.
It's getting dark, and it's harder to find a car. In fact, there is no need to rush to find a car, and the staff in the factory must have left work. "I think we'd better solve the problem of eating and sleeping first!" The fat sea has a weak way. Professor Lan reluctantly took out the last thirty yuan shared by the four of them, it was difficult for a clever woman to cook without rice, and thirty yuan had to solve the problem of eating for four people, Professor Lan really couldn't think of a way, in fact, even if he had money in this desolate place, he couldn't buy anything. Just as Professor Lan was in trouble, a three-wheeled motorcycle full of fruit drove by, and Professor Lan immediately came up with the idea of eating fruit, not only to quench his thirst but also to satisfy his hunger, although he would soon feel hungry again after eating. "Hey! Stop, stop. The four men shouted loudly as they chased after each other. The driver of the three-wheeled motorcycle didn't seem to hear it, and ran a short distance and turned into an alley. The four of them spread out and chased after each other. After the four people followed the alley, they found that the three-wheeled motorcycle had just driven into a small courtyard with a rental house. He is also apparently an outsider who came to Beijing to make a living.