Sun Wukong looked at Xiong Shanjun and laughed in a low voice: "Master, you see that this guy is really like a kiln, is it a coal digger!

Listening to Sun Wukong say this, I remembered a lyric: Li Kui is stronger than alive, and Zhang Fei is too handsome, and his hair is bright and black...... Have you ever dug coal in the West Mountain, or have you seen a ghost in the East Mountain......

Xiong Shanjun held his head high, Xiong ...... Xiong Ziying shouted loudly: "What kind of monk are you, dare to be bold with me?"

"Master be careful to hide here, apprentice will meet that black guy!"

After speaking, Sun Wukong picked up the iron rod and flew over, and said loudly: "Don't talk nonsense!

This time, Sun Wukong listened to my advice all along, and instead of turning the golden hoop stick into a pillar thickness, it became the thin stick shape that I am familiar with in the TV series.

Xiong Shanjun said disdainfully: "Which temple monk are you? Where is your robe lost, dare to come to me to ask for it?"

The walker sneered: "My robe is kept in the abbot behind the Guanyin Courtyard in Zhibei, just because there is a fire in that courtyard, you guy, you have plundered it at night, and you want to make Buddhist clothes to celebrate your birthday, how dare you deny it? Quickly return me and spare your life! If my teeth burst into half a word, I knocked down the Black Wind Mountain, leveled the Black Wind Cave, and crushed your cave of demons and evil into powder!"

When Xiong Shanjun heard this, he sneered: "It turns out that you were the one who made the fire cover in the fire last night, but you set fire to the meditation room?"

If I set the fire, would I still have to stay in the fire with a fire cover, wouldn't it be better to go out and find a safe place! Silly you!

If you hadn't mentioned it, I'd have gone over, and now I'm still angry when I think about it, it was the bald donkeys who set the fire! Amitabha, even scolding himself, will have to change his words in the future, and he can't say the word bald donkeys anymore.

When mentioned to stealing robes, Xiong Shanjun's face was not only not panicked or embarrassed, but even a little proud, "That's right! I brought a robe, so what! Where did you hit the monk who popped up? Who is your surname? How many means do you dare to wait for Haikou to talk like that!"

Oh, you may not believe it, but this monkey jumped out of a rock.

Sun Wukong said: "You don't even know your grandfather anymore? Your grandfather is the apprentice of the former royal brother of Master Sanzang of the Tang Dynasty, surnamed Sun, named Wukong Xing, if you ask Lao Sun's means, say it and teach you to scatter your soul and die in front of you!"

Xiong Shanjun said: "I haven't met you, what means do you have, I'll listen." ”

Sun Wukong smiled: "My son, you stand firm and listen carefully!"

Look at it, you are his grandfather, he should be your grandson, so he is a son again, if he is your son, then you should be his father!

You monkey, when I finish the task of the black bear spirit, I will teach you the knowledge of ethics in this generation, I really want to help you throw a dollar coin for you to sit and shake for a while, Dad's father is called grandpa, and Mom's father is called grandpa......

"My old grandson is transformed by a divine stone, and he once worshipped an old immortal on Lingtai Mountain as a teacher, pointed me to the path of eternal life, and taught me the method of fighting!"

I remember that in Journey to the West, didn't Patriarch Bodhi say that you are not allowed to mention where you learned your skills, and also said that in the future, if you get into trouble, you will affect him, as long as you say who your master is, then Patriarch Bodhi will immediately sense it, and then he can kill you in seconds.

But now that Sun Wukong has said that he has no academic experience at all, does this mean that Patriarch Bodhi is bluffing people at all, or that Monkey King has made trouble in the sky and it doesn't affect him, or is it that Monkey King has now been tempered into a character that Patriarch Bodhi can't easily erase?

"I went to Yin Cao to change the book of life and death, got Zhenhai Treasure in the Dragon Palace, I am the king of demons on Huaguo Mountain, and then the Jade Emperor passed on the edict, and God became the Monkey King!"

Wukong, you don't seem to have said that you did anything about Bi Ma Wen, you are not honest to just pick a nice one!

"My grandson also made a big fuss in the Lingxiao Palace, and ate countless peaches from the Queen Mother! Heavenly Court sent 100,000 heavenly soldiers to arrest me, but I retreated from the Tota Heavenly King and injured the prince Nezha, that is, Yang Jian, the true monarch of the Manifest Saint, and Lao Sun had a draw. ”

Not only the peach, I remember that you also packed the food, wine, and everything from the peach festival to Huaguo Mountain, and also stole Lao Jun's Nine Turns of the Great Returning Dan.

"If it weren't for Taishang Laojun's shot, Erlang God wouldn't have been able to catch me, what if he caught me, the knife and hammer would have hit the thunder and fire, and it wouldn't hurt my grandson at all, even Lao Jun's gossip furnace was kicked down by me!"

Yes, yes, it's not just that you kicked down, if you hadn't kicked this leg at that time, we wouldn't have to go through the great tribulation of the Flaming Mountain later.

"If it weren't for my Buddha Rulai to cast the spell and use the Five Elements Mountain to suppress the old grandson for 500 years, how would you not know the prestige of my Monkey King! Now my old grandson is going to the west, protecting the people who learn the scriptures, and going to the Great Leiyin Temple to learn the scriptures, I don't want to meet you such a thief with unclean hands and feet, you go to the four seas and ask, who doesn't know my Sun Wukong, I am the first demon in the past dynasties!"

Xiong Shanjun smiled when he heard this: "Are you the Bi Ma Wen who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace?"

Why don't you know Sun Wukong's name, but you know it when he makes a big fuss in the sky, and you also know his specially customized official name of Bi Ma Wen, but it's better not to mention the three words Bi Ma Wen easily.

Sure enough, hearing Xiong Shanjun mention Bi Ma Wen, Sun Wukong was furious and scolded: "You thief!

Saying that, Sun Wukong hit him with a stick, don't look at Xiong Shanjun's burly figure, but he is very flexible in his activities, and he dodged Sun Wukong's stick with one side, Xiong Shanjun dodged the attack, turned his wrist, and counterattacked with a spear.

I've been sneaking around, but I don't backstab a stick, so I can only watch the show here.

A monkey and a bear, a stick and a gun, the two fought together, the black cherry gun stabbed the monkey's chest, and after being blocked by the golden hoop stick, it actually slid to the monkey's face, this shot is dangerous enough, Xiong Shanjun can do it! Sun Wukong swept a stick to Xiong Shanjun's arm, and after being blocked by the black cherry gun, the golden hoop stick made of dark iron was bent like a flexible wooden stick and thrown towards the back of Xiong Shanjun's heart, our monkey is not bad!

Although they all used their own tricks, but no one hurt anyone, the tricks were evenly divided, and the clear moves were also half a catty, two people fought together in a different way, and they took off for a while and landed for a while, and the weapons would burst out every time they collided together, the iron rod was bright, and the black gun flashed, which is much better than what science fiction and what fairy tale films, and I watched it up close at the scene, and I was excited to see it.

The two fought for more than a dozen rounds without winning or losing, and in the afternoon of the red day, Xiong Shanjun raised his gun and held the iron rod and said: "Sun Xingzhi, the two of me will collect the troops, and when I come to dinner, I will gamble with you." ”

I'm going, don't fight halfway? Did your mother call you home for dinner? Is this going to divide the two halves? You're going too far, I'm looking like I'm getting up, you're suddenly coming to an unfinished show, please watch the next episode, it's shameless!

Sun Wukong said: "You evil animal, you are still a man? A good man, you have to eat in half a day? It seems that the old grandson has been under the root of the mountain, and he has been under the pressure for more than 500 years, and he has never tasted any soup, so where will he be hungry? Don't excuse himself, leave away! Return my robe, and let you go to eat!"

Xiong Shanjun shot in a false pretense and retreated into the cave, and the little demons immediately closed the stone door, and they really said that they would leave, and there was no ambiguity at all.

This big black man went back to the cave and hung Sun Wukong and me outside, it should be said that he hung Sun Wukong there, because Xiong Shanjun didn't know that there was an invisible me who had been watching the battle by the side.

Everyone closed the door and went back to make a fire to cook, and it was embarrassing to stand at the door of someone's house stupidly, so Sun Wukong and I went back to the place where the dragon horse was tethered.

Sun Wukong said: "Master, it's better to go back to the Guanyin Monastery first, and then make plans later." ”

Although more than twenty miles is not far, it is a waste of time to go back and forth, and besides, I can't fly, so let's wait here for Xiong Shanjun to open the door when he is full.

This is said to eat, I haven't eaten a drop of water since I got up in the morning, and I'm indeed a little hungry.

Sun Wukong looked at the sun and said, "Master, you have not eaten water and rice since the morning, so you should go back to the Zen Monastery and fast first." ”

Don't try to persuade me to go back, good fellow, you are angry here, and halfway through the fight, the opponent actually went home for dinner, and you went back viciously to scare the monks in the temple again.

"Don't go back, it doesn't matter if you don't eat a meal or two for the teacher, just think of a way here. ”

Sun Wukong shook his head and said: "How can you let the master be hungry and thirsty, the master is careful to avoid here, and the apprentice goes back to the Zen monastery to get some food." ”

I licked my lips, I was a little thirsty, and although there was a river, I didn't have a water bladder or a water bottle with me, so I couldn't drink the water directly.

Filtering water is a life-saving act of benevolence, when drinking water, you should recite "Peni Daily", the Buddha regards a bowl of water, 84,000 insects, if you do not hold this mantra, it is like eating the flesh of all living beings.

It is estimated that it will not take a few minutes for the monkey to fly back, so it would be good to bring some water to quench its thirst.

"Okay, the teacher will wait carefully here, you go and go back quickly, don't be rude to the monks when you get to the monastery, let alone intimidate them. ”

Sun Wukong nodded and flew towards the Guanyin Zen Temple, I looked at the dragon horse with his head down and gnawed on the grass, and sighed in my heart that the former dragon prince had become this animal.

Because I didn't have a seat, sitting on the ground would stain the Buddha's clothes, so I had to stand there quietly, and it was only about seven or eight minutes before I heard someone coming from the forest.

I looked up and saw that it was a fairy coming from the mountains!