It can be heard that Zhu Bajie trusts Gao Cuilan, who goes out early and returns late to support his family, and lives seriously, but why is it named Pig Anal Fissure? Is it because of hemorrhoids?

When the apprentice saw that it was so strange that it was true, he asked where his surname was, so that he could know where to look for him. I said that the Gao family had invited someone to come and lower him, and I didn't want to be afraid of that monster, saying that he had a change in the number of Tiangang, a nine-foot nail rake, and said that even if he invited the Nine Heavens Demon Ancestor, he was just an acquaintance, and he couldn't be taken from. ”

Yo he, what a big breath, I actually said that the Nine Heavens Demon Patriarch and him are acquaintances, who is the Nine Heavens Demon Patriarch, that is the Zhenwu Emperor, which one is more powerful, Marshal Tianpeng or the Zhenwu Emperor, I don't know, but if I can say this, Zhu Bajie must have a different relationship with the Zhenwu Emperor.

Sun Wukong said: "The apprentice said that the Gao family invited the Monkey King surnamed Sun who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago, and he wanted to come and get him." When the strange smell of my grandson's name, he was scared, saying that since this is the case, he has to go, and the two of them can't do it. ”

No, Wukong, you can't talk big about it just because there are outsiders here, why is Zhu Bajie not afraid of the Zhenwu Emperor, just hear your name and have to run, we can't brag!

I asked, "Is that weird scared just to hear your name?"

Sun Wukong said: "The apprentice also asked him why are you afraid, that strange and rude, and even mentioned the name of Bi Ma Wen, saying that I have some skills in the master of the Heavenly Palace, but I am afraid that I will lose face, and I will leave when I wear clothes, and the apprentice will show his true appearance, who knows that the strange thing is me, and I can't care about tearing my clothes, turning into a gust of wind and leaving, the apprentice chased the wind and chased it straight to a high mountain, and the monster went into the hole and took out a nine-tooth nail rake to meet the battle. ”

Although the nine-tooth nail rake looks like a farm tool, it is a weapon of great origin, and it is a brand weapon from the hands of Taishang Laojun like Sun Wukong's golden hoop stick.

The apprentice asked the monster why he knew the name of my grandson, and then he talked about his origin, it turned out that he was the god of heaven and water, and only then did he know the old things of my grandson. ”

Sun Wukong said that this pig demon lives in the Yunzhan Cave of Fuling Mountain, and claims to be called Zhu Gangguan, not a demon, nor an animal essence, but a god who has been demoted to the mortal world and reincarnated, and it is only a tie with him until Tianming.

I know that although he mistakenly cast a pig's fetus and became that pig-like face, the memories and mana of his previous life are still retained, and even his weapon nine-toothed nail rake has not been confiscated.

Sun Wukong's golden hoop stick, Zhu Bajie's nine-tooth nail rake, and Sha Monk's demon scepter, although these three were all demoted, their weapons were not recovered, and I even suspect that these weapons are the same as the settings in the game, they are picked up and bound.

Of course, in the story of Journey to the West, there have been many times when the boy in the house of a certain god in the sky, the nanny, the gardener, and even the mount and the like secretly ran to the mortal world, piggybacking on some magic weapons, and they can also dominate one side, and Sun Wukong has also stolen and borrowed other people's magic weapons many times, and those equipment are estimated to be unbound and can be traded freely.

Sun Wukong said that the pig demon claimed to be the commander of the water army in charge of the Tianhe River in the sky, Marshal Tianpeng, because he angered the Jade Emperor after drinking in the heavenly court, and was demoted to become a monster.

What kind of drunken disgrace, why Zhu Bajie was demoted to mortality, even people who have not watched the TV series know it, and it is not because he drank at the Queen Mother's Pan Tao Party, and went to Guanghan Palace to play a hooligan with the intention of drinking, and he had to sleep with Chang'e, which attracted the fate of being heavily punished with 2,000 hammers and degraded to the mortal world.

Marshal Tianpeng, a resounding name, all those who have watched Journey to the West know that Zhu Bajie was once the marshal of Tianpeng in the sky.

But doesn't Marshal Tianpeng have a name? As far as I know, there really isn't.

We only know that Marshal Tianpeng, who was demoted to the lower realm, cast a pig fetus, took the type as his surname, and named Zhu Gangguan, and then took the Dharma name Zhu Wuguan after being guided by the Bodhisattva into Shamen, and then was loved to give his apprentice a name Tang Seng took the name of Bajie.

But shouldn't people who have been reincarnated be like me, where everything in their previous lives is erased and everything starts from scratch?

Although I also have a "let's go" that retains the memories of my previous life, this pig demon has even retained the weapons and spells of my previous life.

When he met Sun Wukong in the Five Elements Mountain before, he said that he was enlightened by Guanyin Bodhisattva to enter the sand gate, and when he met the Jade Dragon in the Eagle Sorrow Stream, the third prince of the Dragon King of the West Sea also said that he obeyed the arrangement of Guanyin Bodhisattva and waited for the scripture there.

According to this routine, the apprentices and some monsters I met on the road should have been specially arranged by Guanyin Bodhisattva in advance, and this Zhu Bajie should be no exception.

But since I was instructed by Guanyin Bodhisattva, I should be away from the mortal dust somewhere, and it is the place where I must go west to learn the scriptures and wait for me.

This is also the time I happened to arrive at Gao Laozhuang at dusk, if I had walked a little earlier, or if I came late, I would never have entered the village, and the monk Xingtoutuo should have walked around the village.

But since he was ordained as a monk by the Bodhisattva, how could this pig demon still do this family in the family.

In the TV series of Journey to the West, although Zhu Bajie is a very important character, I don't see the need for this pig head to exist in the scripture-learning team, he seems to be just a character who is responsible for watching the luggage by my side when Sun Wukong goes out to fight monsters, and chats with me by the way.

Maybe the monk Sha who will be subdued later is not so talkative, but I am not so empty that I must have someone to accompany me.

And Sun Wukong will not go out for more than half an hour every time he goes out to fast, unless it is a fight with other monsters, Sun Wukong, who is not good at attacking, will delay for a longer time, and generally this monkey will not easily leave my side for more than an hour.

If I really have to accept other monsters as apprentices except for Sun Wukong, I really haven't looked down on this Marshal Tianpeng.

In fact, when I met Xiong Shanjun before, I was really a little moved, and I wanted to accept this outstanding bear child as an apprentice, but unfortunately people have long been looked down upon by Guanyin Bodhisattva, and the benefits of being able to follow Guanyin Bodhisattva to practice must be far greater than following me, a mortal monk.

In the story of Journey to the West, those rats and insects that can have the opportunity to appear around the gods and Buddhas can obtain a lot of cultivation just by listening to the lectures of the gods and Buddhas, which is enough to become a goblin, not to mention taking the initiative to follow the Bodhisattva's practice.

Talking about his failure to subdue the monster in front of everyone on this trip, I feel that Sun Wukong has made great progress.

The arrogant Monkey King went out to work all night, and came back and said that I hadn't beaten a pig, if it was the Monkey King in the TV series Journey to the West, he would definitely look very annoyed.

And my apprentice Sun Wukong will come back to tell me what happened because he was worried that I was in a hurry, and he knew that I actually liked to chat and listen to stories, so he asked Gao Taigong to find someone to chat with me last night.

After listening to Sun Wukong's words, I suddenly thought that there seemed to be a very important link missing, and hurriedly asked, "Did the pig demon carry you on your back?"

Sun Wukong's face was inexplicable, "That monster saw his apprentice and ran away, how could he come to carry me?"

It seems that the plot of Zhu Bajie's daughter-in-law in the TV series did not happen, and I can't help but be a little disappointed.

Knowing this, Gao Taigong hurriedly knelt down and said: "Although the holy monk drove away the monster this time, when you leave, the monster will come back, isn't it still in my house, just tired of you and me to hold it, except for the roots, there will be no trouble." ”

It seems that he is afraid that we are unwilling to subdue the demon for him, and this old man Gao even directly offered a price.

"The old man doesn't dare to slack off, he has his own gratitude, and he is willing to write a document with all relatives and friends, and divide it equally with the elders, but he wants to cut the grass and eradicate the roots. ”

The psychology of worldly people is like this, always putting interests first. Look at what this old man Gao said, in order not to ruin the reputation of his Gao family, he is willing to give up half of his property and ask us to help him subdue the monsters.

Maybe face may be really important to Old Man Gao, but I also know that money is just as important to him.

If your face were really that important, would you still be willing to give only half of your property, why not all of it? And you have to make a paperwork, what, do you want to sign a contract with me? Are you afraid that I can't trust you, or do you not trust me?

Hearing this, Sun Wukong was also a little displeased, and sneered: " You old man doesn't know the limit, the strange man once said to me, although he is a big eater, and ate some tea and rice in your house, but he has done so many good things with you, and has earned a lot of family assets in the past few years, all of which are his strength, he has never eaten your things in vain, but you want to drive him away, but he is also a god in the lower realm, and he has worked hard for you, a mortal, and has never harmed the life of your daughter, and the marriage match is also your and my willingness, I want to wait for a son-in-law, Yemen is the right household, where is the reputation of the family, and the behavior is insulted? You just keep him. ”

When Gao Taigong heard that Sun Wukong was a little about to let go, he hurriedly smiled and said: "Holy monk, although it is not immoral, but its reputation is not very good. At every turn, people say, the Gao family has recruited a monster son-in-law!

In fact, hearing this, I feel a little uncomfortable, yes, Zhu Bajie is indeed a monster, but if you say so, a lot of your property is earned by this pig demon, why do you dislike others, I really want to leave it alone as Sun Wukong said, what about love.

But this kind of thing is not something that I can really ignore if I want to leave it alone, the monster arranged by Guanyin Bodhisattva to be my apprentice, can I say don't want it?

I sighed and said, "Wukong, since you have already agreed, then let's have a beginning and an end." ”

Seeing me sighing, Sun Wukong may have misunderstood, thinking that I was worried, so he hurriedly smiled and comforted me: "Master, the apprentice is joking with him, he must show it to them here, Master don't be worried." ”

Sun Wukong turned to Gao Taigong and said, "Old Gao, you can still treat my master, I will come when I go." ”

Sun Wukong really came this time, and it took less than an hour for the pig demon to be brought back by Sun Wukong.

The first time I went out and said that it was a night of fighting, and the battle was a draw, but the second time it only took an hour, and it didn't seem to take much effort, and I didn't invite any gods to solve it, I think there must be something hidden in this, but now I don't have time to ask in detail, anyway, the road is still long, and I will ask slowly in the future.

When I saw this bare-chested monster with his hands tied behind his back, I frowned, what the hell is this! So ugly?

It's different from what I imagined, I thought that this pig demon should be the same height as General Yin Xiong Shanjun, who was two meters away, but I didn't expect it to be only about one meter eight.

In fact, one meter eight is not short, at least taller than me, but this pig demon is so fat that people only notice his fatness, but not his height.

What is called eight feet tall and the waist circumference is also eight feet, which is the black thing I see.

With every step the pig demon takes, the fat on his body sways from side to side, sumo wrestlers have seen it, it's really similar to that! In my opinion, this is a big lump of black fat that can walk!

Seeing the pig demon, Gao Taigong said to me excitedly: "Holy monk, this is my son-in-law's monster face!"