Chapter Twenty-Nine: Martial Arts
Zheng Xiaoxian'er is still the same old look, smiling at everyone, but the smile is still like that, and it makes people panic, if it weren't for the fact that we are more familiar with each other, then I must think that he is holding back in his heart.
"Brother Zheng, why are you here?"
The person who asked this sentence was not me, it was Mr. Tan, it seems that he is also very familiar with Zheng Xiaoxian'er, as for what relationship there is between them, then I don't know.
"Brother Yi said that there was a bad animal in the south, although it didn't do anything wrong, but staying here is also a disaster, let me take it back to the northeast and release it back to the deep mountains" Zheng Xiaoxian said, looked up at the deaf, and said in a loud voice: "It's rare to see such a powerful long insect essence."
"Brother Zheng, why didn't Brother Yi tell me about this??" I looked at him stunned.
"Isn't that trying to exercise you?" Zheng Xiaoxian'er shrugged her shoulders: "Originally, he thought that you could deal with the injustice, and I just picked up the injustice directly after I went up the mountain. ”
"It's just a snake." Mr. Tan smiled: "Brother Zheng, you don't plan to fight with us, right?" ”
"Hey, look at what you're talking about, what's the point of fighting, this is obviously our snake." Zheng Xiaoxian'er smiled, rubbed the rain dripping into her eyes with her hand, and said casually: "It was Xiao Yuan who took over the work first, so it is up to Xiao Yuan to decide whether to stay or stay in this wrong." ”
"Zheng Xiaoxian'er, if you want to try your hand with us, then you can just say it." Xiao Rulai looked at Zheng Xiaoxian'er with a calm face, and the speed of the Buddha bead in his hand became faster and faster: "I heard that you have the inheritance of the two Dharma schools of Longmen and Chuma, and today I want to see it." ”
"Play heads-up, and I can have a tie with you for the last time." Zheng Xiaoxian'er grinned, her eyes flashing with a dangerous light: "After cultivating bitter meditation, you think you are invincible in the world?" You can't clean me up."
Xiao Rulai didn't say anything, silently wrapped the Buddha beads around her wrist, and then threw the umbrella in her hand aside, looking at Zheng Xiaoxian with a blank face.
"Don't be impulsive." Mr. Tan said, patting Xiao Rulai on the shoulder: "Stop at the point, don't hurt the harmony, if you kill him, your master will have to clean you up." ”
Xiao Rulai hummed and nodded.
At this time, the Yu Yu had already had the intention of retreating, and his eyes were full of fear as he looked at Xiao Rulai and Zheng Xiaoxian in the field.
Just as it was about to sneak away, the little turtle that had stayed on the grass jumped up without warning and jumped directly onto the body.
Really, it took me away.
Fuck ?!! Which turtle can jump so high?!!
"Hiss"
Yu Yu looked at the little turtle, and let out a wicked sound from his mouth, which looked like a bit of a show of power.
But when the turtle raised its head to look at it, Yu Yu didn't know what it saw in its eyes, and he trembled, and immediately coiled on the ground and didn't dare to move.
The little boy who was holding the body of the turtle also saw the strange turtle, and with great interest, he slowly crawled to the side of the turtle and poked the shell with his finger.
The turtle glanced at him, and before the child could make any more movements, he saw that the turtle suddenly retracted its head and limbs into its shell, and did not stick its head out in life or dead, which showed that it was still a little afraid of the bear child.
The strange thing is that when the child held the turtle in his hand, no matter how much force he used, the turtle still did not move, as if it was glued to the body, and it was strange to look at it.
"Are we fighting in culture or fighting in martial arts?"
When Zheng Xiaoxian'er asked this, the look in her eyes was very complicated, as if she was going to do something bad, and she looked at Xiao Rulai playfully.
"Wendou Wudou?" Xiao Rulai was stunned, as if she didn't expect Zheng Xiaoxian'er to ask this: "Is there any difference between this?" ”
"Martial arts is that the two of us do it directly now, we can make any move, you can do it if you want to, you can fight to the death, but Wendou"
Zheng Xiaoxian'er's smile became a little obscene: "If you fight Wendou, it is until the point, the two of us will fight, and each other will have a time to use the magic technique, and in this process, no one can do it first." ”
As soon as the words fell, Zheng Xiaoxian'er squeezed her eyebrows at Xiao Rulai.
"Which one do you choose?"
At that moment, I saw the shadow of the blind boss from Zheng Xiaoxian'er.
No wonder many people say that Zheng Xiaoxian'er is a descendant brought out by the blind boss, and that look is exactly the same as that obscene temperament!
But then again, Zheng Xiaoxian'er is a descendant of the Longmen faction, and he is also a disciple of the horse, and his ability is either to drive away evil spirits and suppress ghosts, or to clean up people by inviting Xian'er, both of which should be counted in the Wendou
If Xiao Rulai chooses a martial arts fight, and smokes him without saying a word, can he make trouble?!
I haven't personally experienced Xiao Rulai's combat effectiveness, but the gossip that the blind boss told me is enough to prove that Xiao Rulai's hand-to-hand combat ability is much stronger than ordinary people.
In addition, this grandson is practicing bitter meditation, God knows how many hole cards he has.
"It's too much of a bully for you to choose martial arts." Xiao Rulai shook his head, there was no disdain in his tone, and said to Zheng Xiaoxian'er very calmly: "I'd better choose Wendou." ”
"No, no, no, you don't want to bully me if you choose martial arts." Zheng Xiaoxian'er said.
"Do you look down on me or do you want to die?" Xiao Rulai stared at Zheng Xiaoxian intently, and the killing intent in her eyes was already obvious.
"If you don't believe it, you'll find out if you try it." Zheng Xiaoxian said with a smile.
At this time, Mr. Tan suddenly grabbed Xiao Rulai and said, "Choose Wendou, don't choose martial arts." ”
As he spoke, Mr. Tan set his eyes on Zheng Xiaoxian'er and asked him with a smile: "What is in that bag on your back?" ”
"Guess what." Zheng Xiaoxian'er said.
As soon as I heard Mr. Tan's words, I noticed that Zheng Xiaoxian'er had a square bag on her back, which was like a box, and the water chestnut was very obvious.
"I smell incense, and I smell of injustice." Mr. Tan said.
"Mr. Tan, your nose has caught up with a police dog." Zheng Xiaoxian'er laughed, untied the bag on her back, and put it on the ground full of muddy water.
At this moment, I clearly felt that a cold air was coming out of the bag!! That's yin!!
"Thanks to the immortals in the Northeast who look up to me, there are a lot of old fairies who are willing to stay in my house, no, I heard that I am going to go on a business trip to the south, and dozens of old immortals want to come out with me to play." Zheng Xiaoxian'er sighed and said: "I tossed around for a day to get these customs clearance documents, otherwise I wouldn't be able to take them across the mountain customs."
According to legend, during the Qianlong period, when the pilgrimage set up a rule for the immortals of the three eastern provinces, this can be regarded as a great move to completely draw the boundary between the north and the south metaphysics.
It is said that the southern metaphysics industry is very complicated, in addition to the Buddhist path, there are countless warlock schools.
In the eyes of these metaphysical people in the south, the immortal family is just a grievance of cultivation.
They only respect the true gods and do not respect the immortal family, so when the immortal family in the north reaches the south, there is a chance that it will lead to some unavoidable chaos.
In order to ensure the stability of the metaphysical industry, Emperor Qianlong set up this rule.
South Buddha Road, North Shaman (the predecessor of the disciple of the horse), the immortal family is not Shanhaiguan.
Of course, this also contains some of Emperor Qianlong's selfishness to preserve the bloodline of the immortal family, how to say that these immortal families have some relationship with the royal shaman.
Buddhism and Taoism have a very high ability to assimilate people, and it can be seen from the number of people who believe in Buddhism today that even the shamanism that was rampant in China at the beginning has been hit to the point of almost extinction.
So he assigned the north to the immortal family, so that now, there are many disciples in the three eastern provinces, although the number of people is not as good as the current Buddhist and Taoist disciples in the north, but it has not reached the point of extinction.
And the customs clearance documents that Zheng Xiaoxian'er said earlier are the only way to take the fairy family across the mountain customs.
According to the blind boss told me, few people know the structure of the customs clearance documents, and after writing the customs clearance documents and burning them to the prefecture, there is a reply to the letter to take the fairy family across the mountain customs.
If there is no customs clearance paperwork, but directly choose to take the immortal family across the mountain customs, then it will be a big trouble.
If it is light, the disciple will lose his life and lose his luck, and he will damage the immortal family.
In the worst case, the disciple was killed by heaven, and the immortal family was also beaten into ashes by the thunder.
This is not an exaggeration, nor is it a story, from ancient times to the present, many disciples have eaten these bitter fruits.
"Since you are so confident, then let's fight." Xiao Ru said.
I saw Xiao Rulai shake off Mr. Tan's hand, stepped on the ground with his right foot, and rushed towards Zheng Xiaoxian in an instant.
At that time, Zheng Xiaoxian'er did not react nervously, but laughed.