Looking at Li Tian's determined eyes, as an agent, Philip dared to be sure that this guy was not lying, and said calmly: "You are very powerful, you can subdue an elite French agent in an instant, it seems that you have good skills." ”

Li Tian smiled and said, "It's just been practicing for a few years, it's not a big deal." ”

"Really? Then these subordinates of mine have been trained for more than ten years. Philip laughed and said, could it be that he and others have been practicing for more than ten years.

"Hehe, family kung fu is not enough for outsiders." Li Tiandao.

"Okay, Nick, what do you mean when you say that there is a way to let Li Tian pass." Philip ignored Li Tian and asked Nick.

"This is the army pass that O'Neill gave me, but it can only be used by one person." Nick said as he pulled out a piece of ID from his bag.

O'neill? Isn't it the officer who cooperated with Nick at the end of the movie? Hearing the name mentioned by Nick, Li Tian thought secretly.

"Okay." Philip took the certificate, looked at it, and threw it to Li Tian.

Li Tian's matter was settled, the French agent and Nick were dressed, and everyone was waiting in line for Philip to check, while Philip quietly pulled an agent and told him: "No matter when, keep an eye on that kid for me." ”

After speaking, he glanced at Li Tian.

"Understood."

The agent nodded in agreement, and then lined up in the line, looking at Li Tian intentionally or unintentionally.

In this regard, of course, Li Tian found out that when Philip was talking to the agent, Li Tian's mental power kept staring at them, and Li Tian also heard the words of Philip and the agent clearly, but in Li Tian's mind, in addition to Philip, in the original movie plot, these guys are all some soy sauce characters, who are all going to die, and Li Tian will not care about their stalking at all.

Philip stood at the front of the line, checking the makeup of his subordinates one by one, and when he saw someone smoking, he immediately threw away the cigarette, then took out a pack of chewing gum, and first put a piece in his own mouth, and then gave one to each of his subordinates.

Nick, who was chatting with Li Tian on the side, was very curious when he saw this situation, and watched one by one take chewing gum and board the car, and asked Philip, "Could it be that eating chewing gum is a habit of French agents before their mission?" ”

"Hehe, Nick, haven't you noticed that American GIs are used to eating this?" During World War II, Li Tian, who had joined the American army, knew very well the hobbies of those American soldiers, and said with a smile, but now it is not necessarily, thinking of this, Li Tian held back a smile......

Philip glanced at Li Tian in surprise, and he didn't expect this kid to notice this, and immediately praised: "Very good observation." ”

The observation of fart, these habits, are now variable in the American army! Li Tian twitched the corners of his mouth and pondered.

Nick boarded the car, glanced at Li Tian behind the car and Philip sitting next to him, and looked puzzled: "Really?" Why isn't O'Neill like this? ”

After speaking, Nick glanced at the French agent in the car who was eating gum, his expression was a little ugly, and he held back a smile and said, "Wait a minute, how about letting me communicate with those soldiers?" ”

More than ten seconds passed, Nick saw that the car had not started at all, and Philip actually slapped the steering wheel, seeing this situation, although Nick was expressionless, but I am afraid that he was going to laugh in his heart, this group of Frenchmen can't even drive an American car, how can they play the role of American soldiers? It seems that I was right in my decision.

"Didn't you notice that the gear wasn't hanging?" Nick reminded Philip.

Philip's face was instantly embarrassed, but he recovered immediately and the car started.

At night, it was still raining in the Manhattan sky, and the military vehicle drove up to the blockade line and slowly stopped it.

An American soldier standing guard for inspection, holding a flashlight in his hand, took a picture of the people in the car, and suddenly, the light of the flashlight gathered on Li Tian's face and said, "Who?" ”

Seeing this situation, Li Tian was not nervous at all, took out a pass that Nick had prepared for him, and handed it to the soldiers.

After taking the pass, and then watching it for a long time, and finding no problems, the soldier said, "Okay, who are you all besides him?" ”

Shook it with a flashlight and shone it on the faces of Philip and others, this GI was very strange, are these American troops? Why do you chew gum all the time? When did this tradition exist in the army! I heard that during World War II, American GIs liked it.

"Sir." As soon as Nick wanted to return, he was interrupted by the soldier, "Shut up recruit, I didn't ask you. ”

"Sergeant O'Neill has just summoned us, and he told us to hurry up and find him and bring this monster expert to them." Nick was not too frightened to answer because of the soldier's words, but pointed at Li Tian and betrayed O'Neill, whom he knew in the army.

The soldier shone flashlights on the faces of the agents chewing gum, watched the strange scene, and finally asked Philip, "Is there a problem with your speech?" ”

Philip turned his head and said, "No, sir, I'm fine, it's just that this damn weather is particularly unpleasant." ”

As he finished speaking, Philip chewed gum.

"yes, damn weather." The soldier looked at the sky with heavy rain.

Just when the soldier was still about to ask, suddenly there was a shout from the front, seeing this situation, the soldier said to Philip and the others: "Okay, hurry up, see the situation There may be something happening at night." ”

"Thank you very much."

With that, Philip drove the car into Manhattan.

Seeing that there was no danger of passing the checkpoint, the people in the car relaxed.

Looking at the agent who was still chewing gum, Li Tian said to Philip, "Hey, is your gum an American product?" ”

"Of course." Philip was very strange, and wondered why the kid asked that.

Li Tianxie smiled and said, "Have you ever heard of the joke about American chewing gum and condoms?" ”

"Oh! What is that? Philip asked puzzled, even Nick looked at Li Tian, I don't know what American chewing gum has to do with condoms?

Because after passing through the checkpoint, everyone in the car relaxed the atmosphere, and Li Tian continued: "Then I'll tell you a joke." ”

"Isn't it funny?"

"It's hilarious, you won't be disappointed." Looking at the agents who were still chewing gum, Li Tian smiled weirdly.

Li Tian said to the agents: "This joke is called American chewing gum and condoms. ”

"Let's say an American was eating in a restaurant in France." Li Tian said.

When the waiter served a plate of lobster, the American asked, "What do you do with the leftover shrimp shells?" ”

"Of course it's poured out." The waiter said.

“NO！ NO！ NO！ The American shook his head and said, "In our United States, leftover shrimp shells are sent to factories to make shrimp cakes, and then sold to you in France." ”

After a while, the waiter brought another plate of fruit, and the American pointed to one of the lemons and asked, "What do you do with the leftover lemon peel?" ”

"Of course it's poured out." The waiter said.

“NO！ NO！ NO！ The American shook his head and said, "In our America, leftover lemon peels are sent to factories to make jam and then sold to you in France." ”

At the checkout, the American munched gum and asked the waiter with a smile, "What do you do with the leftover gum?" ”

"Of course it's spit out." The waiter said.

“NO！ NO！ NO！ The American shook his head and said proudly: "In our United States, chewed gum is sent to factories, made into sets, and then sold to you in France." ”

The waiter asked impatiently, "Then do you know how to deal with used condoms in our France?" ”

"Throw it away, of course." American humane.

The waiter shook his head and said, "NO! NO！ NO！ In France, used condoms are sent to factories to make chewing gum and then sold to you in the United States. ”

Flutter!

Li Tian's joke made everyone in the car quickly spit out the chewing gum in their mouths.

"Damn, it's disgusting, I swear I won't buy chewing gum in the future." A certain agent who was disgusted by Li Tian yelled and scolded.

"Li, your joke is really disgusting, you see, if my subordinates leave sequelae of chewing gum, I will definitely ask you for mental damages." Philip spat on the outside of the car, his face full of disgust.

"Okay, I'll admit it's not funny, but it's a fact, chewing gum is really a raw material for kitting, don't you believe it, Nick, as a doctor, he must know the raw material for kitting." After Li Tian finished speaking, he handed over the question to Nick.

Nick saw that Li Tian actually led the troubled water, and Nick, who was originally laughed at by Li Tian, blushed, and said with a smile: "Everyone, although I am an American, I swear that the raw material used by the United States to make a set of sleeves is chewing gum." ”

"Gross! ...... vomit"

Under the chemical reaction, the agent, who was still a little expecting a different answer, immediately vomited.

"Sir, I hope to see a psychiatrist after this mission." One of the agents stood up with a smile.

"Okay, after this mission, I'll give you a month's vacation, and all of you will go to the beach in Hawaii for medical treatment." Philip said in a helpless tone.

Hearing Philip's words, the agents shouted, "Hey! Head, you're so wise! ”

"yes, I swear, when I get to Hawaii, I'll have to get a bikini doctor."

"Hawaiian Mardi Gras, what do you think?"

"Yes, a bikini feast."

The jubilation in the car made Li Tian feel very funny, you are all soy sauce characters, you will end up after receiving a box lunch! And what about Mardi Gras in Hawaii?

And just as the car was heading for the destination of the 23rd Street station, the American army had already arranged for the trap, prepared a large number of fish, and ambushed heavy soldiers and planes and tanks on the side, waiting for Godzilla's arrival.

The car stopped at the 23rd Street station, and Li Tian and the others entered the subway passage.

On the other side, Angel, the heroine who was persuaded by Victor, also entered another sewer.