Chapter 36: U-turn
Chapter 36 U-turn
After I finished speaking, Lao Ma was stunned for a long time, then pressed his left chest with his right hand, and simply reached into his clothes after pressing for a while.
I looked at the old horse's strange behavior suspiciously and asked, "Old horse, what are you doing all the time touching your chest?" ”
The old horse panicked: "General...... My heartbeat is really gone...... I...... What's wrong with me? ”
I smiled and said, "Don't touch it, old horse, my ears are smarter than anything, since I can't hear your heartbeat anymore, no matter how much you touch it!" Ha ha! ”
Lao Ma was even more panicked when he heard my words, and said hurriedly: "General, will I die then?" ”
I laughed and said, "Ahahaha! You're so stupid, old horse! If you don't even have a beating heart, will you still die? Don't worry, you won't die! Just drive your car steadily! ”
Lao Ma continued to panic: "General...... Wait for me to slow down...... I...... I remember I was bitten by a zombie...... Now my heart is not beating again...... Yes! I...... You won't become a zombie, will you? ”
I pointed to Nana sitting in the co-pilot and smiled at the old horse, "Oh, look at Nana sitting next to you......"
Lao Ma looked at Nana with a puzzled expression, and said in a panic: "What are you looking at him?" ”
I smiled mysteriously, "My dear old horse, do you have the urge to eat Nana?" ”
"Ate him?" The old horse was puzzled: "No...... No, right...... It doesn't seem to be ...... There should be no ......."
I laughed and said, "Since you see that the humans around you don't have the urge to eat her, it means that you are not a zombie!" You can rest assured! ”
The old horse nodded lightly and whispered: "Okay then...... After speaking, he pondered for a while, as if he suddenly remembered something, and said in a panic: "That...... What if I want to eat him in the future? Checkmate! I...... I...... What if I want to eat a human when I see it in the future? ”
I laughed and said, "Ahahaha! Old horse, old horse, if you really want to eat a human being...... Then you're good to eat! Aha! ”
After I finished speaking, the old horse seemed to suddenly realize, and he also slapped the same way I usually slapped, and said seriously: "The general is right!" What's so bad about being a zombie? If you are a zombie, you don't have to worry about being eaten by zombies! Ha...... Ha ha...... Hahaha......"
I covered my mouth and smiled: "Hehe, as a zombie, you have to worry about being eaten by other zombies......"
"Huh? General, what do you say? The old horse panicked.
Listening to the conversation between me and Lao Ma, Nana, who was sitting in the co-pilot, was beating faster and faster, and the expression on his face became more and more panicked. The black dragon who was still in the warehouse just now also stopped the truck because the old horse had stopped it, got out of the warehouse, and came to the front cab.
Nana stared at the old horse with big eyes and said in a panic: "Sister...... You say the old horse won't really become a zombie, right? ”
I smiled and said, "Sister Na, what are you panicking about?" Even if the old horse turns into a zombie, it won't eat you! Because you and Brother Black Dragon are human beings that we can't eat. Right, Heron? ”
When the heron heard me ask her, she immediately replied: "Yes, the master, the old horse is the first owner and the human who can't eat the heron, and the black dragon brother is the second...... Sister Na is the third ......"
Then, the heron carefully organized the language again, and continued to whisper: "If the old horse becomes a zombie...... That black dragon brother is ...... It's the first ...... The owner and the heron and the old horse can't eat the human, and Sister Na is the second ...... However, the owner and the heron are not zombies! Whoever says that the master and the heron are zombies is doing the most hated thing by the master and the heron, that is, he has committed a capital crime, and he will die! ”
After the heron finished speaking, I slapped my little slap and laughed: "Ahahaha! Heron is so right! My favorite heron always has the words I want to say the most! ”
Looking at me lying on top of the cab with his head down, Heilong hurriedly said, "Sister, you come down first!" No matter what you say, come down first, it's dangerous for you to lie on it like this! ”
I heard the black dragon call me, jumped down from the driver's cab, landed next to the black dragon, hugged his arm tightly and smiled: "Hehe, my brother is more and more concerned about me!" ”
At this time, Nana seemed to have just reacted from the panic just now, and shouted sharply: "Wait! Everybody wait! Let me think about it...... I seem to have thought of something......" His shout drew both me and the black dragon's attention.
Then Nana hurriedly said: "I seem to have heard one thing about the conversation between my sister and Lao Ma just now...... My sister said that the old horse's heart stopped beating...... Lao Ma has become a superpower like his sister...... Isn't it? ”
I laughed and said, "That's right! My heart never skips! After speaking, I took the black dragon's hand and pressed it on my left chest, and said softly to the black dragon: "Brother...... You touch it...... Is my heart not beating? I've always wondered if I have a heart ......."
Overwhelmed by my sudden move, the black dragon tried to pull his hand away from my chest, but I couldn't pull it away because I was firmly grasping my wrist. So I could only panic: "Sister...... You...... You don't want that...... You...... It seems like...... There's really no heartbeat...... You're kidding me, aren't you? Do you have any special features that can temporarily stop your heartbeat? Or is your heart on the right side? ”
I smiled and said, "Brother, why do I sound so familiar with your words?" It seems that my brother Yu also said it to me before...... Since you suspect that my heart is on the right side, then my right side also wants you to touch it. With that, I grabbed the black dragon's hand and pressed it tightly on my right chest.
This time, the black dragon didn't seem to be as nervous as he was just now, and he pressed his hand on my right chest for a long time, and wondered: "No, no...... How did you do that? ”
I laughed and said, "Why don't you ...... I pulled out my heart to show you? Brother, do you want to look at my heart? If I had a heart......" I said as I tapped my index finger on my left chest.
"Nope! No...... I don't think I want it......" the black dragon panicked. With that, he withdrew the hand that was pressed against my chest with great difficulty.
"Brother, do you feel your heartbeat?" Nana suddenly said, "Are all superpowers without a heartbeat?" ”
When the black dragon heard Nana's words, he was stunned for a moment, and wondered: "Qinna, what do you mean?" ”
I smiled at Nana, "Sister Na, my brother's heart has been beating strongly!" Let me tell you a secret, human superpowers are stronger than ordinary human hearts, and this is the way to distinguish between human superpowers and ordinary humans. ”
Nana panicked: "How can you judge this, do you touch your breasts one by one?" ”
"What are you touching your boobs for?" I wondered, "You can hear it with your ears...... Of course, you humans can't hear the heartbeat, only superpowered people like me and Heron! ”
After I finished speaking, the old horse, who had been thinking about it just now, said: "What the general said is right! Now I can hear two heartbeats as well......" After speaking, the old horse looked at Nana next to him, and then at the black dragon standing outside the cab, and continued: "A very ordinary ...... It seems to be a bit weak in the sound of a heartbeat...... It should be Nana's, right? Another one that sounds very powerful...... It should be the Black Dragon Brothers, right? And, there's ...... General, you...... And Miss Lu...... And myself...... It's a ...... that can't hear the heartbeat."
After listening to Lao Ma's words, I smiled and said, "Haha! The old horse said yes! After seeing the old horse, it really became almost like me! Of course, if you also eat humans, it's the same as me...... You have to taste the taste of humanity......"
I was still talking to Lao Ma, and the black dragon who was holding my arm tightly said, "Sister, you...... Do you really not have a heartbeat? Can you tell me what the hell is going on? Don't let me be in a hurry, okay? ”
And at this moment, Nana suddenly panicked: "Don't say it yet!" Zombies are coming at us! Let's go! ”
"Oh? Got zombies? Where is it? I smiled and said, "It just so happens that I'm a little hungry and can't catch humans to eat, so let's grab a few zombies and dig out their brains to eat!" After saying that, I let go of the black dragon, jumped on the top of the warehouse, pricked up my little ears to listen to the surrounding movements, and sucked my little nose hard. I heard numerous stumbling footsteps in the distance in the direction of the front of the van, followed by a strong foul smell wafting into my nose.
"It seems that there are a lot of zombies here...... Hey! This time, some of them played ......," I muttered as I looked at the front of the car.
"Sister, let's flash quickly! Don't waste it here! The black dragon shouted below, "This horse we are on now is very bad for us!" Not only was it wide and straight, but there were no junctions or forks in the road at great distances. If there were zombies on both sides, we would definitely be surrounded! If there are too many zombies, it will be difficult for our truck to rush out of the zombie crowd! ”
After the black dragon finished speaking, the old horse also hurriedly said: "That's right, general, what the black dragon brother said is right!" The horsepower of a truck like ours is not very high, and if you are surrounded by zombies, it will be difficult to drive out of the zombie herd! ”
I smiled contemptuously, "Then we won't let the zombies surround the truck!" Kill all the zombies! ”
The black dragon continued to hurry: "We can kill one or two, ten or twenty zombies, but what about hundreds, thousands? ”
As the black dragon spoke, I could already see the black and crowded zombies on the road in the distance in the direction of the front of the car moving rapidly towards us.
"Brother, you crow's mouth! As soon as you say that there are thousands of zombies, there are really thousands of zombies! I looked ahead and smiled, "The whole road ahead is full of zombies...... The crow is black, and the black dragon is black...... You're all black! So my brother is a crow's beak......"
"When are you still kidding? Old horse! Reverse! Reverse! The black dragon said urgently. After speaking, he stood outside the cab door on the side of the old horse, and continued to hurry: "Quick! Reverse first! Reverse a section and turn around! ”
At this time, Lao Ma and Nana, who were sitting in the cab, and the black dragon who was outside the cab, had already seen the zombies in front of them. In Nana shouted, "Ah! Exercise! At the same time, the old horse started the wagon and fell backwards. But the speed of reversing is very slow, because there are many abandoned vehicles on the road, and the old horse is afraid of hitting these vehicles, so he does not dare to reverse too fast.
"Turn around!" The black dragon shouted, "Knock down the barrier, let's turn around!" ”
"Everybody's sitting tight!" After the old horse shouted, the wagon drove forward and made a sharp turn to the left. I heard a "clang" in the hold and looked behind the truck. I saw several buckets of water being thrown out of the hold.
"Brother! You hate it, why don't you close the door when you come out of the warehouse! I yelled, and crawled to the back of the cargo compartment with my hands and feet as fast as I could. By this time, the old horse had already driven the truck into the metal barrier in the middle of the road and rolled over it. The bumps that rolled through the barrier caused several more buckets of water to roll out of the hold.
I yelled to the front, "Stop!" Park me! ”
My shout was so loud that even the zombies in the distance immediately froze in place when they heard it. Of course, the old horse who was driving must have heard it too, and immediately stopped the truck and shouted to the back: "What's the matter, General? ”
I jumped off the hold, jumped directly to the bucket of water that didn't leak, picked it up from the ground with one hand, and shouted to the truck: "Old horse, how did you drive the car?" Throw all my water out! Dislike! Punish you for not eating food for a day! Hum! As I spoke, I picked up another unleaking bucket of water not far away and walked towards the truck.
The black dragon had already jumped down from the driver's cab, ran to me and took a bucket of water from my hand, and said hurriedly: "Sister, when is it, don't care about this water!" ”
I pouted and said, "No! This is the water I used to bathe with the heron! Don't waste it! After speaking, he jumped to the door of the warehouse with a bucket of water in his arms and put the water into the warehouse. Then I ran back to pick up a few more buckets of water.
At this time, the zombies not far away had already sensed the movement on our side, and smelled the tempting aroma of food on the black dragon's body, and after letting out a low roar, they rushed towards us......