40 laxatives

Early the next morning, the other students had already gone to the cafeteria to eat.

Eri was still lazy in bed.

It's not that he's not born lazy, it's that he's been sleepy since he entered the game. But every time he woke up, he was full of energy. For other students, cultivation is the fastest way to regain physical strength. But for him, sleeping is the fastest way to regain strength.

By this time, the sunlight had jumped in through the window, and it was right on Eri's standing tall as a flagpole.

Shi Xingyun took three steps and two steps into the dormitory, and was about to wake up Ai Li, but when he saw a small tent in a certain part of Ai Li, he couldn't help but be stunned: "I'll go, so terrifying?" ”

Then Shi Xingyun shook Ai Li awake: "Brother Ai, when is it, are you still sleeping?" If you don't get up, the game is over. ”

Ai Li suddenly jumped up and glanced at Shi Xingyun, only to see that Shi Xingyun was staring at a certain part of himself.

Ai Li hurriedly covered his top and middle, with a frightened expression: "You...... What are you doing? Robbery or robbery? ”

"Robbery or robbery?" Shi Xingyun felt a chill, "Can't I choose to rob money?" ”

"You are only allowed to rob sex, if you want to rob money, I will play with you!"

Shi Xingyun was full of black lines: "Brother Ai, you want money, don't want yourself." Let's get down to business, it's not early, it's time to go to breakfast, I'll invite you! ”

Ai Li looked at Shi Xingyun suspiciously: "So good?" Then he said with a suspicious face: "Nothing to be courteous, either treacherous or treacherous." ”

Shi Xingyun was full of black lines again: "I said Brother Ai, my sexual orientation is normal, okay?" I invited you to dinner so that you could return my invisibility badge. It's a holiday this afternoon, and I'm going back to my dad. ”

Ai Li was relieved and said, "So that's the case, I said it earlier." To give. As he spoke, he took out the badge and gave it to Shi Xingyun.

Shi Xingyun was taken aback by Ai Li's dryness.

Alley has always been a Pixiu, a guy who only gets in and can't get out. Is it so crisp this time...... Could it be ...... What will be the conspiracy?

Ai Li smiled and said, "Xiao Shi, my brother owes you too much before, and when today's game is over, I will even return the book to you." ”

"Even the book? Isn't that just a book? ”

Ai Li waved his hand: "Don't care about these details, in short, there is a meal for me, and there is a soup for you to drink." Let's go, I'll invite you today! ”

When Shi Xingyun heard this, he suddenly felt like he was in a dream: "You invite me?" It's true? ”

"Of course, I ate your meal for a month, and now I should pay you back, it's also right, and the courtesy is still exchanged."

Shi Xingyun was full of black lines for the third time. I invited you to dinner for a month, and you invited me to eat a meal, this is called a gift exchange?

Ai Li simply wiped his face in the bathroom, and then hooked up with Shi Xingyun and went to the dining hall.

In the cafeteria, many students have already walked towards the playground after eating.

Li Honglong's group in the third class was still in the cafeteria.

Ai Li glanced at Li Honglong's group with some suspicion, don't these guys go to the playground early on weekdays? Which tendon is wrong today?

However, for these little things, Ai Li didn't pay attention to them, went to the front with a big grin, and brushed two breakfasts over.

Shi Xingyun looked at these meals, and tears were about to fall.

This breakfast is not even two yuan. Brother Ai, I invite you to eat for a month, and each meal is at least seven yuan or more. You only invite me to one meal, just a lot of one, this is too picky, right?

Ai Li was very enthusiastic, pointing to the two compressed biscuits and a glass of fiber carbon hot drink in front of Shi Xingyun - these are the worst foods right now - and greeted Shi Xingyun warmly: "Eat and drink, drink and eat." ”

"I said Brother Ai, you have won so much money, can't you improve your food?"

Shi Xingyun said with a bitter face.

"Well, it's a long story. My family owes so much debt that I have to take the money home to pay off the debt. If you're still a Chinese with a conscience, can you ......?"

"Stop! Brother Ai, I didn't ask. ”

Shi Xingyun already knew what Ai Li was going to say, so he hurriedly stopped Ai Li, lowered his head and began to eat these things.

To be honest, Shi Xingyun had almost never eaten this kind of thing, and after only two bites, he felt that it was difficult to swallow and could no longer eat it.

On the other hand, Ai Li ate with relish.

He has been eating these things almost since he was a child, and he has long been accustomed to it.

In the distance, Li Honglong's group watched Ai Li gobble it up.

Li Honglong asked the attendant next to him: "Are you sure you spilled all the laxatives on the plate?" ”

"Don't worry, Brother Long, it's proper, I promise that he can't even lift his pants. This time, if he can't play, it will be better. If you still have to hold on to the field, hehe, hehe, you will definitely beat him out of the. ”

Li Honglong snorted coldly and said to the others: "All of you, if you meet this kid in the game, give me a beating." As long as you don't kill him, you can fight as much as you like. ”

The others were stunned, and one of them asked, "Brother Long, is that ...... Do you mean to kill him or not to kill him? ”

"Stupid!" Another attendant knocked him on the head with chopsticks: "Brother Long's 'fight to death' means to show an attitude, let's beat this kid hard." The later 'as long as we don't kill him' is a reminder that we can't really kill him. If we really want to beat this kid to death, then we can't get out of it. In short, that means that the worse you beat this kid, the better, as long as you don't die. ”

Everyone else nodded: "Oh, I see. ”

Li Honglong pushed the plate in front of him, quite with the dignity of the boss, stood up and said, "Let's go." ”

Everyone else followed Li Honglong and walked outside the canteen.

Shi Xingyun kept looking around because he couldn't swallow the meal. At this time, he said to Ai Li: "Brother Ai, then Li Honglong and the others seem to have bad intentions towards you." ”

Ai Li stuffed something into his mouth and said, "Yesterday I was so arrogant, there are more people who have bad intentions towards me, don't pay attention to him." As he spoke, he pointed to the food in front of Shi Xingyun: "You don't eat?" It just so happened that I was still a little hungry. ”

As he spoke, he pulled Shi Xingyun's plate and snorted and swept into the clouds.

Shi Xingyun could only smile bitterly.

Is there still such a skinless and faceless person in the world, invite others to eat, just ask for such a shabby meal and put up with it, but don't be shameless to such a point. Even such a shabby meal was all pulled by you in the end.

Ai Li didn't pay attention to Shi Xingyun's wry smile at all, and after picking up two breakfasts in a row, he still felt a little not full.

Since entering the game, he has been eating more and more.

But it's about to take part in the competition, so it's better not to eat so much.

Ai Li touched his half-full stomach and swaggered in the direction of the playground.

But at this moment, his stomach suddenly rumbled, like a dozen pigeons in it.

Ai Li's face changed, and he hurriedly ran in the direction of the bathroom.

Behind him, Shi Xingyun was also pale, and he ran towards the bathroom.