Chapter 0211 The School Festival's Unknown Aftershow
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After sending away the crying and frantic fat man, Wang Dong sat in his position helplessly, looked at the back of the tearful fat man with a trace of pity, and said, "It's not my fault." β
And Renzi, who was watching this scene behind the scenes, was already laughing and holding his stomach and convulsing, although he knew that this was not kind, but the change in the expression of the fat man from angrily accusing Wang Dong of being a liar to coming back to his senses after he had been fixed and lonely for a lifetime completely poked Renzi's laughter.
"I'd like to test one too." This is a sweet-looking beautiful girl, she sat in front of Wang Dong with her ass, and then said with a cool face: "Why do you say I am a woman?" β
"Because you exploded in your last life, hurry up." Wang Dong rolled his eyes, then waved his hand impatiently at the girl, and said, "Do you really think I can't see that you have tested with me six times in the morning?" β
"Your memory ......" The girl was shocked, she came over in various ways, and in order not to be seen, she also specially painted light makeup.
"You say you're bored." Wang Dong rolled his eyes, waved his hand to the girl speechlessly, and said, "Let's go quickly!" β
This female Wang Dong naturally knows.,It's a soul rotten girl he met when he went to Akihabara to buy a game before.,Why is it a soul light......
Because the king moved in her brain. From Zhengtai to be arrogant, then fried hair, induced, soft, and strong, all the way to the belly black, all carried out once. But! One! Times! Attack! All! Not! Yes!
Can you bear it? Can this be endured? The cliff can't be tolerated, right? So Wang Dong punished this rotten girl with love and justice - in fact, it is very simple. It's just that the rotten girl wants to buy whatever Yu-Gi-Oh wants, she will use the rights of adults, and buy them all with a wave of her hand.
Filthy adults! Kouheng, this kind of adult way is the most annoying - you worked hard to save a dollar or two dollars for the Yu-Gi-Oh card pack, and after you got two packs, now an adult comes over and buys more than a dozen or twenty packs with a wave of his hand, and then chooses it with a big grin, I can't bear it!
"You wait! I'm sure you'll find your true destiny! As a senior rotten girl, seeing Wang Dong's treasures that can no longer be described as the best, the rotten heart in her heart can no longer be controlled.
"......" Wang Dong watched the escape of the rotten girl sauce with a blank face. Then listening to the laughter of the ghost beast behind the scenes, the whole person turned pale, ahh
"I didn't ...... You okay? A young man next to him looked at Wang Dong's expression that the whole person was about to hang up, and asked weakly.
"It's okay, it's okay, what does the guest want to test? Is it divination? Or is it a consultation? Wang Dong waved his hand, raised his head, looked at the young man in front of him who was a little handsome with glasses, and asked.
"That's right, I want to test my recent fortunes." The man with glasses looked like he thought that he had won five million in the lottery and went to claim the prize, and now the lottery ticket has dropped the same bitter 13 face.
"Fortune?" Wang Dong glanced at the man with glasses strangely. He frowned and said, "It looks like you don't have any calamity shining stars." β
"How is that possible!" The man with glasses was in a hurry at the time, and said with tears streaming down his face: "My mobile phone rang last month. Because it's fun, I set it up with the sound of a baby crying. As a result, five days later, I happened to be constipated that day, I couldn't pull it out, and I yelled in pain, but at this time the mobile phone rang suddenly...... And then I became famous! β
"Uh......" Wang Dong twitched the corners of his mouth, and then looked at the expressions of the people around him covering their mouths and twitching their shoulders, and couldn't help asking, "What else?" β
"Last time I went to the beach to play, I don't know which soul pulled on the beach and buried it again!!" The man with glasses said that his stomach was on fire, and he roared: "Lao Tzu is still running barefoot on the beach of hope with happiness, ahhhh β
"Poof~~" Wang Dong didn't laugh, but the onlookers and the people behind the scenes were already laughing tears were about to come out, hearing this heartbroken laughter, the glasses man suddenly yelled aggrievedly: "Laugh!" You're still laughing at me! Anyway, I just wrote a love letter, the beginning of the title is: Hi ~, and then the content of the confession is written, no name is written, and the end of the love letter is: If you don't like me, please give it back to me. As a result, I used that love letter for six years! Keep laughing! β
"Brother, why bother." Wang Dong patted the man with glasses on the shoulder with a look of pity, and then said, "Actually, what you shine is not a disaster star, but a tragedy star. β
"Is there a difference?!" The glasses were shocked.
"Yes, the meaning of the disaster star is that the family is ruined, and the disaster of blood and light." Wang Dong said calmly: "The tragedy star is a small disaster, crying and laughing and laughing.
ββ¦β¦ me, should I be glad I'm a tragic star? The corners of the glasses man's mouth twitched, he looked at Wang Dong with distrust, and said, "Are you sure?" β
"Seventeen days ago, you were holding boiling water that had just been boiled and ready to make tea, but a fly stopped on your hand, and you had a brain twitch for a while, so you thought about scalding the fly to death, and then you ......" Wang Dong glanced at the glasses man's left hand tied to the jump, and said with a serious face: "Actually, the tragic star also lowered your IQ, right." β
"Ahhhh The man covered his face with tears streaming down his face, crying a miserable, that called a sad, "What if I'm just an unlucky guy." β
"Ahem, calm down." Wang Dong is also helpless, how can you cry when a big man says crying? He was silent for a while, and then said, "Actually, I think the best thing to do is to watch a few months of brain teasers." β
"Huh?" The man with glasses was stunned for a moment and asked, "What did you say?" β
"I mean, look at a month's worth of brain teasers." Wang Dong patted the man's shoulder and said seriously: "The more naΓ―ve the better." β
Wang Dong is in the role of a "living pan-brain", judging from the description of the man with glasses. Ringtones and beaches are clearly just bad luck. But love letters and boiling water are purely brain-dead.
You say you have a love letter to someone else. After someone else has read it, I'll return it to you, so take turns a few times, no matter how beautiful the love letter is, it's old, right? This product has been used for six years! Six years of love letters...... That's how old and worn, even if you like it, you won't agree to it-is such a shabby love letter perfunctory to the old lady!? Refuse!
And then ...... This Nima is so lacking in heart and eyes that he wants to scald the flies on his hands with boiling water, and then pour boiling water on his hands like this.
So Wang Dong decided to let the glasses man who lacked heart and eyes take a look at the brain teaser, at least he could move his already stiff thinking well, so that he would not do such a stupid thing because of brain pumping......
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When the first day of the academy festival was over, Wang Dong packed up his things. Walking behind the curtain of the divination shop, he looked at Renzi, who was holding his abdomen and panting, and said, "You don't have to laugh like this, do you?" β
"Hah...... Ha...... But...... It's really stupid. Renzi seemed to remember the previous divination again, desperately hanging the table in front of him, and said with a smile: "Hahahaha, I didn't bring paper to the toilet, and I was going to exchange five yuan for five yuan, but it turned out that others gave coins, which is too damaging hahaha!" β
Wang Dong shook his head helplessly, rubbed Renzi's head, and said, "Okay, Renzi, it's time to prepare for the academy festival." β
"Okay." Renzi nodded. Then he connected directly with Wang Dong, and watched the time in the lower right corner gradually come to after 5:30......
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I waited for about half an hour or so. More than forty members had already gathered in front of him, and Renzi sat on Wang Dong's shoulder and said loudly: "Not long ago, the Yellow King and the Purple King jointly wanted to let me quit, thanks to the help of the Red Lotus, I escaped that disaster, but there is no doubt about their attack!" Can we bear it! β
"Can't!"
"Someone else has attacked the king's head! Can you avoid it without fighting! β
"Can't!!"
"The Yellow King even used despicable means to make Cherry be framed and leave! Can we forgive that vile clown of the Yellow King!? β
"Can't !!"
"The Purple King led seven or eight of his subordinates to besiege and attack Red Lotus, the most important knight of our Rior! Can you just leave it at that!? β
"Can't !!!"
"This time, our target is the Yellow King!" Renzi said with an angry face: "The goal, let the King of the Yellow get out!" β
"Get out! Exit!! Exit!!! β
With the roar of the members of the Rir Legion, Renzi led the legion members slowly towards the Akihabara of the Yellow Legion.
This kind of big action naturally can't be hidden from others, so soon, a few people stopped at the front of the team.
"Sure enough,γ, what do you two do?" Renzi sneered, looked at the two figures blocking in front of her legion, and asked.
"Do you know what you're doing?" Said seriously: "We have seven solid colors......"
Before he could finish his words, he was interrupted angrily by Renzi: "Take a good look at it yourself!" β
As he spoke, Renzi played the video of the Yellow King's attack and the video of the Purple King's sneak attack on the King's movement at once, and then shouted, "Who is the first to offend!?" Don't think we're really bullies! Ha, it's not false at all to insist on fighting on our side! β
Renzi's words are not a joke at all, in terms of high-end combat effectiveness, Wang Dong can completely fight two, and with Renzi and Heixuehime, this side is equivalent to having 4 king-level combat power!
(To be continued!)