It's just that I didn't go to the kitchen as I wished, and when I passed the living room, I was sadly found by Jiang Lian, who walked to the door, picked me up, and put me at her feet.

"Joker, are you hungry?" Jiang Lian looked at me maliciously and smiled, I didn't bother to pay attention to her, but I saw her throw a fish bone in front of me, "Clown, your favorite food is fish bones, I'll give you fish bones every day in the future, okay?" ”

Fish bones?! Jiang Lian's leftover fish bones?! Do you want to eat it every day in the future?!

Looking at the fish bones in front of me, I felt a chill in my heart, I don't want to eat this disgusting fish bones if I kill me. However, before I could protest, Jiang Lian shoved the disgusting fish bone into my mouth.

I was so disgusted that I wanted to vomit, so I hurriedly vomited out the fish bones, seeing my reaction, Gu Changfeng couldn't help laughing, "Nuan Nuan, this clown is really special, as a cat, he doesn't like to eat fish bones." ”

"Perhaps, the clown prefers to eat mice." Jiang Lian pretended to be very sympathetic to me, "Clown, if you don't eat, you will definitely starve to death." Don't worry, I know you don't like to eat fish bones, so I'll catch rats for you in a moment. There are so many plants in this villa, and there must be rats as well, and you will have rats to eat every day in the future. ”

Mouse?! Hearing Jiang Lian say this, I want to die, I don't want to eat mice, I'd rather starve to death than eat mice!

Seeing Gu Changfeng staring at Jiang Lian with all kinds of tenderness, I was even more aggrieved in my heart, damn Gu Changfeng, you thousand-year-old ghost actually want to help Jiang Lian's *** ghost feed me a mouse!

"Nuan Nuan, why do I think clowns don't like to eat mice?" Gu Changfeng looked at me with a puzzled expression and said, "Suddenly, I also feel that the clown is very pitiful, otherwise, let's not feed it to eat mice, okay?" ”

"Okay, Changfeng, whatever you say is what you say." Jiang Lian smiled at Gu Changfeng gently, then turned her face and glared at me viciously, that look clearly wanted to eat me alive.

"Joker, what do you want to eat?" Gu Changfeng suddenly leaned down, hugged me into his arms, pointed to the Hangzhou xiaolongbao in front of him and looked at me and said, "This? ”

In the face of such a gentle Gu Changfeng, I forgot to respond to his question, and just stared at him stupidly, I thought, although I look like a black cat now, and my eyes exude a faint green glow, but at this time, my face and my eyes must look affectionate.

"Joker, what's wrong with you?" Gu Changfeng looked at me puzzled and asked, seeing that a tear slipped from my eyes, Gu Changfeng was suddenly a little at a loss, "Nuan Nuan, the clown is crying, how can a black cat cry?" ”

After being with Gu Changfeng for so long, I know that he has never liked small animals, but at this time, he stared at my black cat so gently, looking at his gentle eyes, I couldn't help but think, even if I became a black cat, I would never stop Gu Changfeng's heart from me.

Thinking of this, my mood couldn't help but brighten up, I stretched out my black paws, wiped the tears from the corners of my eyes, pointed to a chicken leg next to me, and signaled to Gu Changfeng that I wanted to eat chicken legs.

"So the clown wants to eat chicken legs!" As he spoke, Gu Changfeng clamped the chicken leg in front of me. Looking at the chicken leg in front of me, I pounced without saying a word, I have been hungry for so long, and it is really a very happy thing to have hot chicken leg to eat.

After I finished eating the chicken leg beautifully, I jumped out of Gu Changfeng's arms, in fact, I want to stay in Gu Changfeng's arms all the time, because his arms will make me feel very relieved and reassured, but, I know, I can't do this, because Jiang Lian's *** ghost will definitely chop me into meat sauce if she is in a hurry, I haven't exposed her yet, and I can't be chopped into meat sauce.

Sure enough, when I jumped down, Jiang Lian was staring at me fiercely with resentful eyes, and I couldn't help but shiver in the blue sky and ran out of the living room.

I secretly decided in my heart, I must stay away from Jiang Lian, the farther away the better.

But nine times out of ten, life is not as expected, I still can't get rid of Jiang Lian after all, Jiang Lian wants to go to the beach to play like a convulsion today, and she has to take me with her. I had no possibility of refusing at all, so I could only hang my head and be hugged by Gu Changfeng and Jiang Lian to the beach. Seeing Jiang Lian's amazingly small three-point bikini with my body, I had the heart to hit the wall, this is a seduction, a seduction of Hongguoguo, although my figure is not choppy, but how can it be regarded as a female animal, she is wearing such a bikini and dangling on the beach where there is only her and Gu Changfeng, obviously trying to induce Gu Changfeng to commit a crime.

When Jiang Lian was tidying up her salute, I inadvertently saw that there was sex in her luggage***, seeing this, I wanted to die, when I was still me, I didn't fulfill my grand wish to seduce Gu Changfeng, do you want Jiang Lian, the *** ghost, to complete it for me?

No, not necessitately!

Although Jiang Lian uses my body, I can't stand her and Gu Changfeng's insiders. My head was spinning fast, and I thought that I had to find a way to sabotage Jiang Lian's seduction plan.

Seeing Gu Changfeng sitting on the beach in a daze, I pounced on him as soon as I slipped away, I wanted to tell him, Gu Changfeng, I am Feng Nuan, the neurotic in the bikini is Jiang Lian, but I gestured to Gu Changfeng for a long time, and only made a meow sound, he saw that I looked anxious, and couldn't help laughing, "Joker, do you want to talk to me?" ”

Seeing that he had finally guessed the slightest bit of what I was thinking, I nodded vigorously, and I jumped up and down in his arms, scratching my ears and cheeks in a hurry, not knowing how to tell him what was in my heart.

I usually have a problem, when I am in a hurry or use my brain, I will itch all over my body, and now I am anxious and use my brain, my body is itching uncomfortably, I can't care about any image in Gu Changfeng's arms, anyway, I look like this now, and I don't have any image, yes, I stretched out my black little paws, and began to tickle my body.

"Joker, you itch and want to take a shower, don't you?" Gu Changfeng saw me tickling, his eyes lit up, so he carried me to the sea, "I'll help you take a bath, your body is dirty, it's really time to take a bath." ”

He's going to help me take a bath?!

I can't help but feel a little awkward in my heart, although I am a black cat now, but I am also a female, okay, I will still be embarrassed to let Gu Changfeng bathe me like this.

"Changfeng ......" Jiang Lian, who had been dangling in front of Gu Changfeng, saw that Gu Changfeng didn't look at her good figure, but her attention was attracted by a black cat, and she couldn't help but gently evoke Gu Changfeng's name a little unwillingly.

In fact, Jiang Lian just shouted Gu Changfeng's name disgustingly, I can bear it, but she shook her chest in front of Gu Changfeng, what is that!

If it weren't for the fear of hurting my original body, I would definitely rush up and tear up the two pieces of flesh on Jiang Lian's chest that seemed to want to pop out!

"Nuan Nuan, what's wrong?" Gu Changfeng put me on the ground, looked at Jiang Lian with a gentle face and asked.

"Nothing." Jiang Lian squirmed slightly, "It's just that I finally came out to the beach once, and you don't pay attention to others, and you know that you are holding this disgusting black cat." As she spoke, Jiang Lianlian moved lightly, walked in front of Gu Changfeng, and unceremoniously did it on Gu Changfeng's lap.

Push her away, push her away!

I shouted loudly in my heart!

But obviously, my shouting didn't work for Gu Changfeng, Gu Changfeng not only didn't push Jiang Lian away, but also hugged her into his arms, his lips were almost on her lips, and whispered ambiguously on her lips, "Nuan Nuan, are you seducing me?" ”

Hearing Gu Changfeng say this, my brain exploded with a bang, shouldn't he plan to be here with Jiang Lian?

"Changfeng, don't you like it?" Jiang Lian smiled shyly, then twisted her chest and pressed her softness tightly to Gu Changfeng's face, she put one hand around Gu Changfeng's neck, and the other hand reached her back, and began to untie the clothes she was wearing.

"Yes, I naturally like it." Gu Changfeng looked at Jiang Lian with a light smile and said, Seeing the two of them kissing me and me, I really couldn't bear it, and shouted "meow" at Gu Changfeng.

My cat meow finally succeeded in attracting Gu Changfeng's attention, he let go of the hand on Jiang Lian's waist, glanced at me, and then said to Jiang Lian, "Nuan Nuan, Ah Ugly is so dirty, I'll help him wash some seaweed." With that, Gu Changfeng picked me up.

Jiang Lian glared at me viciously, with undisguised killing intent in her eyes, and I couldn't help but shudder when she looked at me like this.

"Changfeng ......" Jiang Lian softly called Gu Changfeng's name, and then snatched me from Gu Changfeng's arms, "Changfeng, Ah Ugly is a female cat, or let me bathe it, I'm afraid it will be shy." Besides, it's so dirty that it's going to stain your clothes. With that, Jiang Lian hugged me and walked deeper into the sea.

I meowed, hoping that Gu Changfeng could save me from Jiang Lian's clutches, but what made me desperate was that Gu Changfeng just looked at Jiang Lian gently and dotingly, and in his eyes, there was no black cat like me at all.

"Feng Nuan, originally I wanted you to watch me and Gu Changfeng grow old together, but now, I have changed my mind, you are too much of an eyesore, I don't want to see you in the future, so, you must die!" As she spoke, Jiang Lian pressed my head into the seawater.