Chapter 154: Havoc County Hospital
Zhang Laosan took two steps forward with a dull look and bowed, and said in a daze: "Sister-in-law is so ......" After speaking, he turned around and walked towards the bedroom, muttering as he walked: "Isn't it my sister-in-law, as for arguing with me......"
As he spoke, Zhang Laosan suddenly felt that something was wrong. Suddenly, he turned around sharply, and exclaimed as if he had seen an alien, "Sister-in-law? What sister-in-law...... Whose sister-in-law! ”
When he came back to his senses, Zhang Laosan found out. Among the people present, there was Yang Lao Er and the girl in white. The other two were already wide-eyed and petrified there with their mouths open!
Seeing everyone's reaction, Yang Lao Er's face was proud. Obviously, this was what he wanted. I saw him cough dryly twice, and said with a smile: "Whose sister-in-law can it be, of course it's yours!" Shouldn't you call my girlfriend sister-in-law......"
"Second brother, you ...... You mean, this girl is your girlfriend? Boss Wang was also shocked! You must know that this Yang Lao Er didn't even arrive for eight hours from leaving this room to coming back, how could he find a girlfriend! Not to mention the appearance of his brother, but also the ...... of his brother
If you want to talk about the three brothers, in terms of appearance alone, Boss Wang is the most interesting. Although this figure is really thin and abnormal, it can also be understood as skinny beauty! And he also has the advantage of height......
Secondly (1) (Ben) [Read] The novel YBDU should be Zhang Laosan, although he is a little sissy, a little shorter, and a little fatter. But the appearance is still good, just the slight beard looks very stylish!
But what about this Yang Er...... Although the figure is no different from that of ordinary people, if you take a picture of this portrait and stick it at the city gate, you can definitely scare off millions of lions!
So they have always thought that Boss Wang could find the partner first, and Boss Yang was the last back...... But it's too bizarre to make this one today......
Yang Lao Er patted the eldest brother's shoulder, and a pair of mung bean eyes smiled into a slit and said, "Big brother, I'm really sorry!" Brother accidentally walked in front of you......"
Zhang Laosan sneakily scooped him aside, and asked in a low voice: "Second brother, this little girl shouldn't be a blind man!" Bullying people with disabilities is a sin! ”
Hearing this, Yang Lao Er kicked the third child's ass and scolded: "Fuck your uncle, you are blind!" Your whole family is blind......"
It's no wonder that he was angry, he finally found a pretty girlfriend, and he wanted to show off, but who would have thought that he would be said to be a bully and a blind man......
"Brother Yang...... Don't hurt your brother's peace for me! The girl on the side came to Yang Laoer's side, looking pitiful.
As soon as Ma Chunyi heard this title, it was a black line in his head. I'll go and pay back Brother Yang! Is it a bit like the feeling of being a child in the Condor Heroes? Secretly depressed for a moment, he turned to look at the girl and asked, "Auntie...... Uh, no. Well...... This girl, may I ask ...... you?"
The girl first glanced at Yang Lao Er, and when she saw him nodding, she said shyly: "My name is Fang Xue, and I am Brother Yang's new girlfriend......"
"What! Fang Xue, Fang Yezhou's daughter? "Ma Chunyi is about to collapse, too many strange things have happened in just a few days. And this matter in front of me is even more outrageous! This Yang Lao Er obviously went to L County to send Fang Xue the lost soul, why did he hook up with each other when he came, this is too unbelievable!
"Second brother, what the hell is going on!" It seems that Boss Wang can't accept everything that is happening in front of him, and asks with a bitter face.
Yang Lao Er first glanced at Zhang Lao San, who was still rubbing his buttocks, and then stroked the girl's hair, and said affectionately: "Hey...... How to put it, it's hard to put it into words! ”
It turned out that when Yang Lao Er hurried to the county hospital, he found that there were many people around the hospital hall. Several of the nurses were pulling a girl in a hospital gown who was delirious. It looks like he wants to rush to the outside of the hospital.
Out of curiosity, Yang Lao Er stepped forward to find a bystander to ask, and then he found out...... The girl in front of him was the Fang Xue he was looking for. Because her hospitalization expenses were no longer enough. His parents have been taken away by the police, and his assets have been temporarily frozen. Therefore, the hospital was ready to "invite" Fang Xue out of the hospital under "helplessness......
As soon as he heard this, Yang Lao Er was immediately furious. You said that she was a little girl, and she didn't recruit anyone and didn't mess with anyone. I went home and was scared half to death, and I was thrown again and hit my head again. and also put on the shame of the matter, making me delirious......
Now that my parents have entered the bureau, I haven't seen each other a few times in the past ten or twenty years, and I'm almost half an orphan! Now I'm going to be kicked out of the hospital again, what kind of world is this!
Yang Lao Er's violent temper was really amazing, and he immediately broke with a few nurses! Don't look at the usual times a little out of tune, but it's really docked at critical times. Of course...... The main reason is that his voice is too loud, which alarms the patients of the entire hospital to come and watch!
Watching the excitement is probably the traditional virtue of our Chinese people, and they like to point out when they encounter things. If you want to say that no one takes the lead, once someone takes the lead, then things may not turn out!
It's not ...... At first, although everyone was very sympathetic to the girl in front of them, they didn't know the reason after all, and they couldn't say anything.
But under the great Yang's mouth, everyone also understood the general idea. So I sympathized with this girl even more, and under the leadership of Yang Laoer, they blamed the hospital's approach one after another, and almost didn't recruit people from the county TV station!
In the end, the leaders of the hospital also bubbled up and agreed to let Fang Xue stay for a day, and on this day, Yang Lao Er was still asked to raise money and give Fang Xue time to pay for hospitalization......
In fact, how can Yang Lao Er raise any money! He just wanted to have a quiet place to return Fang Xue's lost soul to her body. Fang Xue's sanity is sober, so naturally she doesn't have to be hospitalized!
But when he was in the ward, he performed a spell to return the spirit to Fang Xue. Things went off track......
Fang Xue fainted immediately, which scared Yang Lao Er a lot, and he thought that he had made something wrong. But when he was about to hang himself, Fang Xue suddenly woke up again, and then his consciousness was also sober. It's just that she seems to have lost her memory and asks her that she doesn't know anything, and she doesn't even remember her name.
What's even more strange is that she has an inexplicable liking for the strange-looking man in front of her, and then she wants to be Yang Lao's second girlfriend!
Yang Lao Er explained repeatedly at first, telling everything that happened, even Gu Qian's ghost...... However, despite what Yang Laoer's mouth said was about to dehydrate, Fang Xue still couldn't think of anything. And I still want to be Yang Lao's second girlfriend......
Just when Yang Lao Er was about to collapse, a question suddenly came to mind. Aren't you stupid? It's rare to have a good-looking and hot girl who likes herself so much, and she has to push it out...... Yang Er, Yang Er, you are really two!
So Yang Lao Er simply didn't explain, who would think that a beautiful girl was hot? What's more, he still looks like this, maybe there will be no more this shop in this village after this village, and he has to be a bachelor for the rest of his life!
As soon as he thought of this, Yang Lao Er asked Fang Xue, who had lost his memory, if he would like to go back to H City with him.
Fang Xue naturally readily agreed, originally...... Even if she didn't have amnesia, there was nowhere to go, her parents were in the police station, and the family's house and property were frozen. Now she has nothing but the clothes on her body......
At the end, Yang Lao Er also sighed and said, "I'm afraid this is the fault caused by the connotation......"
"Why don't I see that this has something to do with the connotation?" Zhang Laosan glanced at his second brother with disdain, and muttered in his mouth.
As soon as he heard this, Yang Laoer's temper came up again, and he yelled at him: "If not, then you can give me a reasonable explanation!" ”
Zhang Laosan was so upset by him that he immediately shut up. Because he doesn't know what it's for......
Boss Wang pondered for a while, then turned to look at Ma Chunyi and asked, "Brother Ma, have you ever encountered this situation before?" ”
"Never, maybe it's been too long!" Ma Chunyi didn't know the reason for this, after all, there were only a few strange things that he handled, and there was no record of this kind in the book.
Fang Xue saw that the atmosphere in the room was a little weird, so she asked, "Brother Yang, shouldn't I be here?" Why don't I go back to L County. ”
"Xiaoxue...... It has nothing to do with you! After speaking, Yang Lao Er said to the other two brothers: "I said that you don't see that I have such a beautiful girlfriend with red eyes!" If you have the ability, you can find one yourself! Why do you always run on me! ”
"Second brother, I didn't mean that. I just feel ......."
But before Boss Wang could start explaining, he was interrupted by Yang Lao Er: "What is not!" You are envious, jealous, and hate...... You are ......"
Ma Chunyi was so noisy by Yang Lao Er that his brain hurt, turned around and walked into the bedroom, and invited Ling'er out again.
Without waiting for Ma Chunyi to speak, Ling'er pouted and said, "Brother Xiao Yi...... Who's arguing outside! ”
Ma Chunyi smiled helplessly and said, "Hehe, it's Boss Wang and their brothers......"
"I'll just say they're in trouble, Brother Xiao Yi still doesn't believe it! Never mind...... If you have any questions, please tell me quickly, and I will continue to go back and rest after that......"
Looking at Ling'er's haggard appearance, Ma Chunyi was also a little distressed, and asked embarrassedly: "Ling'er, I'm really sorry...... I wanted to ask you about that one just now! ”
"The spirit? What's wrong with it? Ling'er did her best to raise her eyelids.
Ma Chunyi sorted out his thoughts and told Ling'er what had happened. Finally, he asked, "I wonder if it's because of that spirit, leaving Fang Xue for too long!" ”
"Brother Xiao Yi, this is too normal......" As soon as Ling'er heard that this was the case, her mind turned a little and she explained the reason......
It turns out that there is a systematic order of the three souls and seven spirits. Under normal circumstances, after losing his soul, he will involuntarily return to his body for a short period of time, after all, it is its organization.
Therefore, after many people lose their souls, their families only need to "call their souls" inside and outside the house. When the soul returns, it will choose the channel it enters, so naturally there will be no sequelae.
But Fang Xue was a special case, when she lost that soul, the wall-mounted TV in the room was faintly exuding yin energy. Although it is extremely subtle, it has the characteristics of loving yin...... Therefore, he wandered outside for a long time and was unwilling to go back, and over time he became an ownerless and lonely.
Later, Yang Lao Er used the method of attracting spirits to introduce it into Fang Xue's body, but because it was too long, that spirit no longer knew where he should be, so it began to compete for territory with the other six spirits in his body.
Seven spirits are so fiercely competing for territory, as the owner, Fang Xue naturally can't stand it, but fortunately, the lost one soul was originally a member of this big collective, as the so-called is born from the same root, why is it too anxious to fry each other! So it didn't take long for the rest of the six spirits to lose a bicycle, and they were ridden around and sent back. So they compromised, discussed with each other and made room for it to stay.
That's why there was that brief coma......
As mentioned in the previous document, there is a systematic order of the three souls and seven spirits. And the place where this lost soul was located did not belong to him at all. This is just like the computer that people often play with is a truth, people originally had a good programming, but you want to disrupt and reorganize, this computer will inevitably not have a problem!
The condition of the human body is the shock of the three souls, once the three souls are shocked, the memories stored in the human soul will also be chaotic, followed by memory loss...... The situation Fang Xue encountered was not bad, although she had amnesia, the rest was normal, if she was unlucky. There's a good chance she's going to turn out to be an idiot!
As for why Fang Xue suddenly had a good impression of the strange-looking Yang Lao Er, it was even more depressing......
According to Ling'er's analysis, which spirit Fang Xue lost is likely to be the "non-poisonous" of the seven spirits, and the main function of this spirit is precisely the theme of love!
And this "non-poisonous" was returned to Fang Xue's body by Yang Lao Er himself. This is very likely to make "non-toxic" have a great impression of Yang Lao Er, so it is understandable that Fang Xue will inexplicably have a good impression of Yang Lao Er!
When Ma Chunyi asked him if there was any solution, Ling'er smiled helplessly, saying that these three souls and seven spirits were originally conceived between heaven and earth, how could mortals know the mystery. Don't say it's his Ma Chunyi, even his master Liu Taizhen can't have any good way, so he can only go with the flow......
Ma Chunyi, who understood everything, couldn't help but want to laugh a little, and said in his heart whether this was Fang Xue's misfortune or Yang Lao'er's great luck! Caught up with such a strange fate!