Chapter 11: The coffin is opened, and the zombie is revealed

"Loosen the rope, nail it!" After the coffin was completely placed neatly, Uncle Nine stepped forward to take a look and said in a deep voice.

Then he turned his senses and looked at everyone: "Everyone, today is the time when Ren Gong ~ Wei Yong sees the light of day again, all those who are 36, 22, 35, and 48, and belong to chickens and cows, will turn around and avoid." As soon as he finished speaking, several people in the crowd turned around.

After counting the interest.

"After the evasion, everyone tidy up and open the museum!" With the order of the ninth uncle, the subordinates were about to open the coffin.

"Quack, quack, quack······" The birds in the forest seemed to be startled by something, and they flew up one by one, and there was a terrible and piercing crow cry in their ears.

Uncle Nine suddenly frowned slightly, feeling bad in his heart, and as the coffin was opened, Uncle Nine hurriedly stepped forward.

Wang Ming, who had been playing soy sauce for a long time, also hurriedly pulled Ren Tingting and ran over, of course he knew that Tingting's grandfather was about to become a corpse, and the zombies he had only seen in film and television appeared in front of him, of course, he had to observe and observe, and he was still a little excited in his heart.

As far as the eye could see, the corpse lying in the coffin, dressed in Qing Dynasty costumes and wearing an official hat, the body was intact and did not decompose in the slightest, if it were not for the pungent smell of corpses, it would be difficult to detect that this was a dead man, and it had been buried for twenty years. Well, I haven't grown nails yet, I wonder if my teeth have gotten longer? There is no corpse gas surrounding, what a lie in the novel! With his current careful inspection, he still didn't see anything wrong.

Wang Ming stood there and looked at it for a while, and suddenly found that Master Ren and Tingting were kneeling there, and quickly knelt down and shouted Grandpa, just called a sentence to show respect for the older generation, after all, you can howl without even seeing it, it would be too fake, didn't you see Master Ren still lying there only thunder and no rain!

Also, they have been dead for so many years, and how much sadness has faded, and now they are just obeying folk customs.

Uncle Nine frowned and looked at the coffin fixedly, of course he knew what the situation was, it was obviously a state of corpse transformation, if it was buried in the tomb, it would be easy to say, it would only affect his future generations. No matter how hard he works to help the Ren family, he can solve the problem.

But when the coffin was unearthed, it became terrible, and the undecomposed corpse was definitely going to be transformed. Thinking of this, Uncle Nine couldn't help but smile bitterly, that Mr. Feng Shui is not a good conscience, but a ruthless conscience, not only to let the Ren family slowly decline, but also to ruin their family!

"Uncle Nine, can this tomb still be used," Just as Ren Tingting was helping Wang Ming pat the dust on his knees, Master Ren walked to Uncle Jiu's side and asked.

Uncle Jiu's eyes did not leave the coffin, and he responded with his mouth: "The dragonfly points to the water a little bit and again, it will definitely not be in the same position, and this hole can no longer be used." ”

Master Ren's heart was troubled again, and he said, "Then what should I do?" A pair of eyes were also staring at Uncle Jiu, eager to know the answer.

Uncle Nine frowned and thought for a while: "I propose to be cremated on the spot." ”

"Cremation? No way! My father's greatest fear was fire, and I couldn't do that. When Master Ren heard this, he immediately shook his head and refused. What are you kidding, it was not filial piety to alarm the predecessors, and now they have to be cremated, so how to face the ancestors in the future!

Wang Ming looked at the stubborn Ren Fa and shook his head speechlessly, thinking in his head: "You don't want to be cremated, it seems that you still want me to go out, who made you my father-in-law!" ”

In fact, he also wants to try his own ability, since he got the space, he has been peaceful and stable, even the apprentice is using his own ability to calculate the ninth uncle, and his heart has been a little depressed, today I will abuse the zombies, relax, and show my domineering.

What are you talking about, don't you see that he is nervous there, and he still sleeps lazily every day, no, absolutely not, Wang Ming will exercise his small world ability every night, and he won't be able to get out of bed in the morning when he is tired, he needs Tingting to shout to get up, right! That's the way it is! You're mistaken, he's always diligent.

During the time when Wang Ming was thinking about how to calculate zombies at night, Master Ren and Uncle Nine had already discussed, but in the end, Uncle Nine still hadn't screwed the old man's stubbornness, so he had to take the coffin to Yizhuang first and then make plans.

Then Uncle Jiu asked the Ren family to carry the coffin to Yizhuang, but before leaving, he still instructed Qiusheng and Wencai to offer incense in front of the tomb, and even the graves on the side of the road had to be worshiped one by one. Breaking ground will alarm the dead, so it is natural to offer incense and pray to reassure them.

Wang Ming also said goodbye to Uncle Jiu, and went down the mountain with Tingting and Master Ren, and when he left, he glanced at Qiusheng with his eyebrows, and then turned around, so he wouldn't get involved in that incident, people are precious and self-aware! If you have the ability to cause trouble, it's called pretending, and if you don't have the ability, it belongs to **.

Yizhuang.

As soon as Uncle Jiu arranged for the Ren family's subordinates to put the old lady's coffin neatly and prepare to pay respects, he saw his apprentices Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng running over in a hurry, panting. "Master, it's not good! Look at the incense! ”

As soon as Uncle Jiu saw the incense, his face suddenly became extremely ugly. At this time, this pillar of incense seems to be of different lengths, uneven, one is long, and two are short.

After taking the incense and taking a closer look, Uncle Nine sighed quietly: "People are most afraid of three long and two short, and incense is the most taboo of two short and one long." It's just burned like this! ”

"What will happen?" Hearing the master say this, Qiusheng couldn't help but ask.

Uncle Nine closed his eyes and shook it lightly, and said, "At home. Out of this incense, someone must be mourned! ”

"Isn't it Master Ren's house?" Wen Cai saw that Qiusheng asked the master, and he was not to be outdone. But it provoked Uncle Nine to glare angrily: "Nonsense! Could it be this? ”

Uncle Nine was really speechless by this stupid apprentice, and he didn't pay attention to them, and walked to the back hall where the coffin was placed with his hands behind his back.

Standing in front of the coffin and sensing the corpse gas that came and went from time to time, Uncle Nine clapped his hands, and was about to go to the house to get some utensils, when he saw the two apprentices rushing over, he immediately stood there calmly, waved his hand at them, and said, "Prepare paper, pen, ink, and swords!" ”

"What?" Both widened their eyes at the same time.

Hiss~~~! Stupid! Uncle Jiu's head is almost angry, "Yellow paper, red pen, black ink, kitchen knife and wooden sword!" "Oh!" The two hurriedly ran out.

Time flies.

Wen Cai saw that Uncle Nine slaughtered a rooster with a knife in his hand, mixed black ink with fresh chicken blood, cast a spell and stirred it evenly, poured it into the ink fountain, scratched his head and asked: "Master, what's going on, is there anything wrong with the coffin?" ”

"The coffin is fine, but there is a problem with the dead inside! Here, use an ink fountain to flick the whole coffin, don't miss anything! Uncle Nine first explained to the two apprentices before he instructed them.

"Hmm!" Qiusheng and Wencai both nodded yes, and after the two looked at each other, they couldn't help but push open the lid of the coffin. "Wow! Master, the corpse is blessed! ”

"Got it, got it, hurry up and cover it and play the line!" Uncle Nine didn't even raise his head, he carefully drew the rune paper under his pen, as the heir of the Maoshan faction, if he couldn't even sense the corpse qi, the ancestor would come back to life and smoke him to death.

Seeing that the apprentices' faces were a little confused, he explained to them: "People have a breath, the living fight for breath, and the dead need to breathe. Before death, people will be angry, hold their breath, sulk, and after death, a breath will gather in their throats. If this breath does not dissipate, and then through the cultivation of the underworld, the dead person will be transformed, the body will be very stiff and will not decay, until the time of re-sighting, it will really become a zombie, and now the coffin is a dead body that is about to become a zombie! ~”

"Oh~~~~!" "Oh what, hurry up, come to me when you're done playing the coffin. There is still a bottle of Coke that your junior brother gave a few days ago, and I will share a little bit with you, and I won't have it when it's late. It's delicious~~Ah! Seeing that Wencai and Qiusheng didn't have to work hard, Uncle Nine reprimanded them, but before leaving, he gave a red date temptation. Lure. Confuse~!

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