Chapter 263: "Fraudulent Corpse"
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Pure dividing line
Iron Strip and Li Gang's crumpled corpse climbed rapidly in the air, due to their small size and speed, they had already exceeded the air defense altitude before Mingquan's air defense system could react, and then flew towards the outside of Mingquan City.
After flying in the air for a while, the piercing voice on the black armor sounded: "When are you going to pretend?" ”
Li Gang's corpse did not react, of course, it was only in the eyes of outsiders, in the perception of the iron sheet, Li Gang, who originally seemed to be lifeless, like a piece of dead wood, recovered his mental power fluctuations at this moment.
However, Li Gang, who had recovered the fluctuation of his mental power, still did not say anything, so Iron Hide had to use his mental power to try to interact with him in terms of soul. In fact, it is a spiritual connection.
As a result, as soon as Tie Hide connected Li Gang online, Li Gang's voice came through his spiritual power: "I said Brother Tie Skin, the weather is really good today!" ”
"So what?"
"So now if we had a satellite above our heads, we would probably be able to count how many hairs I had. Do you drop, understand? ”
"Speak human words."
"Well, I mean, if I'm 'alive' now, there's a chance that I'll be photographed by satellites, so what's the point of me being watching people with my bare ass for a long time? This is not the point, the point is that a group of beautiful women are watching, the key is that they are all a group of big men! Do you know how much it hurts me physically and mentally? ”
Iron Sheet was speechless.
Seeing that Tie Hide didn't respond, Li Gang continued to say to himself: "Also, why are you so slow?" Do you know that saving people is like fighting fires, you must know that those neurotic white coats are already studying whether to use a laser knife or a Zhou Zhen cutting blade to dismantle me in eight pieces to be faster, more environmentally friendly, and the cutting surface is smoother. If you're a little late, I'll be going to perform a 'corpse' in front of them." Do you know how bad the impact of this is, it will subvert their outlook on life, values and worldview, and cause a new round of debate in the scientific community about the existence of gods and demons? Also, if you take me away, you can't just put a dress on me? Even if you tear up a tablecloth and wrap it, you can do it. You see how immoral it is for me to fly in the sky with stripes, the key is that it is still very cold from the wind below. ”
Iron Sheet didn't bother to talk to Li Gang.
But Li Gang didn't plan to stop, he continued: "Don't think that you can hide your weakness without speaking, I have already seen the expression of shame and shamelessness on your face, even through the face armor. As an excellent employee, you must dare to face your mistakes, have the courage to admit and actively correct, always be guided by the needs of the boss, that is, me, and constantly challenge yourself, surpass yourself, and crush your previous self, so that your business level will improve, and it is possible to become a CEO, marry Bai Fumei, and embark on a peak in life. Of course, this Bai Fumei can't be my sister, because I don't want to find a gloomy guy to be my brother-in-law, and besides, people are already famous, if you dare to have a strange idea, I won't let you go, you will bear the wrath of the boss. Well, the boss's anger is terrible. Do you drop, understand? ”
It seems that he finally can't stand Li Gang's endless and farther and farther nonsense, like spiritual pollution, and the iron tone voice warns: "If you talk nonsense, I will throw you down." ”
"Drink, you dare to threaten me, you think I'm going to be scared, mighty can't"
Without waiting for Li Gang to finish speaking, Tie Sheet let go directly, and Li Gang fell straight from the air.
"I'll go, it's a shame! Brother Ironskin, Brother Ironskin, Ancestor Ironskin, help, Ya Yan Butterfly Ya Yan Butterfly~~"
Even when he shouted for help, Li Gang himself remained stiff and motionless like a corpse, which was the rhythm of performing the corpse to the end. In terms of the level of dedication of this performance, it will definitely kill those **** actors who can only do variety shows, and win the little golden man.
In the end, Iron Sheet didn't let Li Gang fall into eight pieces, and took him to an abandoned town near Mingquan City and went directly into an empty house. The town is not big, but there are still a lot of mutant beasts. The iron belt Li had just fallen from the sky, but it didn't attract much attention from the mutant beasts. As for the journey to here, it was peaceful, only encountering two flying mutant beasts who wanted to treat them as snacks, and they were directly destroyed by the iron spirit attack, and they didn't have time to get close. And because the iron sheet was out of the monitoring of the Mingquan air defense system from the beginning, and the size was small, they were not locked at the first time, and it was impossible to track them again. As for the satellite surveillance that Li Gang is worried about, although it is not completely redundant, it is almost the same. Mingquan has not launched a few satellites now, mainly for communication, and it will take some time to achieve real-time monitoring.
After entering the room, Iron Sheet threw Li Gang onto the dilapidated bed, and the room was immediately dusty. And Li Gang, who was like a dry corpse, suddenly opened his eyes, got up from the bed numbly, and complained by the way: "I'm wiping, Brother Iron, you are too unparticular, how can you treat a seriously injured person like this, don't you see this big hole in my body!" ”
Li Gang also pointed to the bowl-sized hole in his right chest as he spoke, the whole process was smooth and his language was clear, except for his dehydrated and dry corpse-like image, there was nothing wrong at all. Now I don't have to pretend to be a corpse, I can finally speak with my mouth.
Complaining is complaining, Li Gang's hands are not idle, he quickly took out a civilian dress from the space ring and put it on his body, ending his shameless natural body career.
Li Gang's space ring has a lot of dresses of the same style of tofu flowers stored, and he also has a few pieces of his own clothes in case of emergency, so he will not use it.
Then something happened that made the iron sheet stare at him, only to see that Li Gang suddenly had an extra bracelet in his hand, and then suddenly a piece of fresh meat of some kind of mutant beast with more than thirty catties suddenly appeared. That's right, this is taken out of space items. And that bracelet is the space bracelet placed in the ring, and it has the largest storage space, so some things that are not commonly used in large quantities Li Gang will put in it. When Mingquan resisted the beast tide before, Li Gang had killed a lot of high-level mutant beasts, and collected a large amount of mutant beast meat as a food reserve for tofu flowers. These beast flesh or the whole mutant beast corpse were stuffed into the space bracelet, of course, there were a lot of mutant beast materials, but he didn't have the time or mood to deal with it. The cultivation alone was enough for him to be anxious, so how could he have time to pay attention to other things.
The piece of animal meat that Li Gang took out was light red, and the flesh was delicate and shiny, like a piece of crystal clear jade. Since it is stored in the space items, the meat is very fresh, and it is no different from when it was first put in.
Tie Hide was wondering why Li Gang suddenly came out with a piece of meat, but when he saw him holding the meat, he gnawed it and gnawed it raw! Ironhide dumbfounded, what kind of development is this, the dry corpse of the attack?
In fact, Li Gang was extremely hungry, and he wanted to gnaw on the iron sheet now, so he was not in the mood to eat the raw meat after it was slowly cooked.
After taking two bites, Li Gang's eyes suddenly lit up, and he raised his head and said to the iron skin: "Oh, this meat tastes good when it is raw." Tender and juicy, full of wild taste, suitable for supplementing vitamins A, B, C, D, E, F, G and various minerals. Brother Ironskin, don't you want to take a bite? ”
"Thank you." Iron Sheet doesn't have Li Gang's good appetite at all, and he can't eat it now. If the meat is made in the same way as sashimi, maybe he will be interested in trying it.
Seeing that Tie Hide didn't appreciate it, Li Gang cut his voice: "If you don't eat and pull down, don't say that I have good things to share with you in the future." You know, there aren't many good bosses like me who are considerate of their employees, even if we're in a temporary relationship. ”
Iron Fur still responded with silence, but Li Gang was able to speak so smoothly while eating, or he was a wonder himself.
Although he didn't plan to gnaw on beast meat with Li Gangsheng, Tie Hide still had a stomach, so he took the opportunity to say: "How could you become a corpse before, and even the fluctuations of your spiritual power can be completely hidden?" ”
"Huh"
Li Gang showed a smile that made Tie Hide feel bad, and then listened to him: "Since you are not ashamed to ask, I will tell you in a righteous manner that it is my simple but not simple, low-key but not low-level secret technique of pretending to die: the Dead Stalemate Technique." Not only can this skill be completely disguised as dead physiologically, but even mental power can be completely hidden, as long as I want to, no one can see that I'm playing dead. It's a skill in hand, pretending to be dead, you deserve it. ”
That's right, Li Gang has never died, and he has been pretending to be dead from beginning to end.
"In the Chosen Cultivator's cultivation technique?" Ironhide asked.
"That's right. I even guessed that it was in the cultivation technique of the Chosen One, it seems that you are quite smart. Li Gang said this in an admiring tone, and he did have the urge to slap him on the wall.
However, the iron concentration is really good, and he directly ignores the nonsense in Li Gang's words. Because he knew that once he picked up the stubble, it would definitely lead to more trash talk from Li Gang.
Iron Sheet didn't answer, and Li Gang said again: "Well, I also have a question for you." ”