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"Hey, I said how long are you going to stay here?" Wang Dong looked at the woman sitting on the ground between the coffee table and the sand in front of him speechlessly, and said angrily: "You are also a big star, okay, don't invade other people's homes with a casual face." ”

"Eh, don't worry so much." Yue Yongge stared at the TV, waved his hand at Wang Dong without looking back, and then continued to eat the potato chips in his hand, muttering: "Ordinary people let me go and I won't go, eh, it's gone?" ”

As she spoke, she looked at the bag in her hand, and the potato chips in it had been eaten by her.

Pursed his lips, threw the bag in his hand into the trash can, and then said to Wang Dong: "Hole, help me get a pack of red stewed potato chips." ”

The corners of Wang Dong's mouth twitched, the nickname of the hole was obviously the "affectionate name" given by Yue Yongge after Wang Dong and Yue Yongge got acquainted, as for why the hole? The king moves, moving the same sound as the cave, and the hole is a hole.

It may be because Wang Dong belongs to the category of "eldest relative" in Yue Yongge's cognition, and because he is similar in age to Yue Yongge - Wang Dong is actually only more than two months older than Yue Yongge - so Yue Yongge and Wang Dong have already become familiar with each other in just a few days.

And Wang Dong himself has to admit that although when he first met Yue Yongge, he did think that this woman was extremely annoying, self-righteous, and self-talking, but when you got acquainted with her, she was actually only slightly ......

Two!

That's right, it's two, so Wang Dong, who was nicknamed "Hole", didn't hesitate to give Yue Yongge a cute nickname.

"I said February, you eat potato chips on this big night? Are you sure you're really okay with your celebrity figure? Wang Dong watched the potato chips being swallowed by Yue Yongge, and said angrily: "Be careful that you will become fat in the future." ”

"Ahh Yue Yongge rolled his eyes, and after sticking out his tongue at Wang Dong, he said to Wang Dong with a playful face: "Hehe, I didn't tell the boss about you raising a little Lori at home, you don't please me a little, in case I accidentally say something wrong that day, tsk." ”

"......" The corners of Wang Dong's mouth twitched a few times, turned around resignedly, and took out a pack of red stewed potato chips from the snack basket behind him, and then threw it viciously towards Yue Yongge, cursing: "I wish you to jump all the way from the twenty-fourth floor to the twenty-three-story building in the future, smash through the surface crust, and fall all the way to the center of the earth." ”

As soon as Yue Yongge put a piece of potato chips in her mouth, she heard Wang Dong's curse, and almost didn't squirt out a mouthful of potato chips, she glared at Wang Dong viciously, and then said to Acebell, who was almost on Wang Dong's body: "Xiao Ai, you don't care about Wang Dong of your family." ”

"Me? What do I do? Hearing Yue Yongge's voice, Elsie Belle rubbed her eyes and lazily got up from Wang Dong's thighs, rubbed her sleepy eyes, and said, "You eat so much, don't let people say it." ”

"Poof! Ahem. Wang Dong, who was drinking water, choked on a sip of water, and after coughing a few times, he said to Yue Yongge with a smile: "I said you two, you still don't believe it, do you know in January and February?" The poisonous tongue of Xiao Ai, who just woke up, can sink the earth, how dare you talk? ”

"Woooooo Yue Yongge lay on the sand with tears streaming down her face, and choked up: "Anyway, I just eat too much!" ”

"If you eat more, you will move me more." Wang Dong looked at Yue Yongge angrily, his eyes rolled, and he pointed at her thigh with a look of fear and said, "Is it my delusion?" Your thighs seem to be a lot thicker than before! ”

originally thought that Yue Yongge would stand up screaming like an ordinary girl, and then asked with a frightened face, "Is it true?" As a result, Yue Yongge just glanced at him lightly, then sneered disdainfully, and said, "Stupid hole, do you think such words will shake me? Who am I? I'm Yue Yongge, okay? I know a lot about my physical condition! ”

As she spoke, she stood up from the ground with her hands on her hips, and then said proudly: "In the past week, my weight has not changed at all. ”

Wang Dong blinked, then was silent for a while, and slowly spit out a sentence: "My breasts are thin, and my waist is fat, so there is no change in increasing and decreasing." ”

"......" Yue Yongge's smiling face froze for a moment, she was like a rusty machine, she turned her head stiffly, looked at Wang Dong with godless eyes, and muttered: "Hole, you said the most unacceptable thing to a girl, today, I want to do the right thing for heaven." ”

"Wait, Yue Yongge, you have to be calm." Wang Dong swallowed a mouthful of saliva, but the head of Acebell, which was pillowed on his lap, made him completely unable to move, so he had to watch Yue Yongge shake and walk to his side as if he had lost it.

"Nirvana!" Yue Yongge's eyes flashed, and his right hand brought a strong wind, and he took out a piece of onion from under the coffee table with lightning speed.

"You...... What do you want to do......" Wang Dong saw the onion in Yue Yong's singer, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and said in a trembling voice: "Calm down, you can't be so mad!" Be a man with a conscience! ”

"Heaven has done evil, it is forgivable!" Yue Yongge said word by word, and then slowly took the piece of onion into his hand, looked at Wang Dong and smiled slowly, revealing his pale teeth, and the gloomy smile made Wang Dong almost cry.

Looking at Wang Dong like this, the smile on the corner of Yue Yongge's mouth became bigger and bigger, and then he looked at Wang Dong's eyes and pinched the onion in his hand hard.

With an undetectable "zi" sound, the crushed onion cloves spewed out the juice of the onion contained in it in an instant, forming a gorgeous barrage.

"Ahhh Wang let out a miserable scream, covered his red eyes with both hands, with tears on his face, and said with a gritted teeth on Yue Yongge's face: "February, ah, ah, you dare to do such a thing!" ”

"Hmph, if people die, they will die!" Yue Yongge looked at Wang Dong, sneered, and then lay on the sand beside Wang Dong, holding Wang Dong's eyelids tightly with both hands, and said, "Don't blink." ”

"Woooooo Wang let out a helpless scream, you know, for human beings, the first action of having an uncomfortable feeling in the eyes is probably to blink, but if you can't blink, then ......

"I was wrong, I was really wrong." Wang Dong looked at Yue Yongge with a sincere face, and said in a magnetic voice that made women intoxicated: "Gebei, forgive me." ”

"Rejected." It's a pity that in addition to being fascinated by Wang Dong's voice a few times before, Yue Yongge Xun produced a "magnetic voice filter device for Wang Dong" in his brain.

"Wow!" Wang Dong shouted, grabbed Yue Yongge's waist fiercely with both hands, and then said in a cruel tone: "Oh, little girl, you forced me!" ”

"I was wrong, please let me go." It's just a pity that when Wang Dong was about to make a big move, Yue Yongge said such a thing with a serious face, and then quickly retreated.

"......" Wang Dong looked at Yue Yongge with an expressionless face, and then said, "I am now, you are not the same at all." ”

"Hmph, people always improve." Yue Yongge clasped his hands to his chest with a proud face, and said to Wang Dong triumphantly: "After enjoying your tickling a few times, I have already listed it as one of the top ten tortures of modern times!" ”

"Dare to ask, what are your top 10 modern tortures?" Wang Dong rubbed his eyes, for him with magical powers, the onion juice sprayed in his eyes only made him a little uncomfortable.

"The first torture, the phone is dead." After Yue Yongge was silent for a while, he looked at Wang Dong and said softly.

"Forget it, don't talk about it, I'm really stupid to ask such a question." Wang Dong interrupted Yue Yongge's words in an extremely fast voice, damn it, side by side with something at this level that the mobile phone is out of battery, you can imagine what those tortures are.

"Ah, it's all this time." At this time, Yue Yongge, who noticed the time in the upper right corner of the TV, exclaimed, quickly stood up, and said, "I'll go back first, and I'll report tomorrow." ”

Wang Dong glanced at Yue Yongge, who was standing up and walking towards the door, and opened his mouth to ask, "Tianmaru Academy?" ”

"Of course, I'm a sixteen-year-old Asian diva!" Yue Yongge raised his head with a confident face, and said triumphantly, "Tianmaru Academy is not just absorbing talents in 'learning'. ”

"So, we'll be alumni in the future." Wang Dong smiled and said to Yue Yongge, "It's just that I didn't know that I would go to that class yet." ”

"You're also from Tenmaru Academy?" Yue Yongge was stunned for a moment, and then said, "Although the boss of my family can let you buy a house here, the Heavenly Pill Academy ......"

Yue Yongge looked at Wang Dong suspiciously, then looked left and right, and asked in a low voice as if he was on guard for something: "You have been caught by the unspoken rules?" Don't worry, I don't talk nonsense! ”

"February!" Wang Dong shouted viciously: "Let me see what is going on in your head!" ”

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ps: It is extremely dangerous to spray onion juice directly on people's eyes, please treat it as a joke in this book, don't take it seriously! Otherwise, something will happen.