I thought to myself, this "little" savings is really a lot. In this place, five million don't know if they can take this quadrangle.

Desertion said you tell me directly, what does it mean that your family celebrates Halloween in advance every year? I see that you have a lot of yin here, and you do have "friends" living here.

Ah Ju was convinced, and hurriedly said that she also suspected that the house was not clean. Ah Ju's husband, the deceased, had to welcome a "ghost of the ancestors" to worship at home every year. That's why her family has been celebrating a month and a half early.

But although strange things happened frequently before, no one had ever died, but I didn't expect that this time, I don't know what happened, my husband died, and he died very strangely.

In the past, her husband's health was very good, and he could walk two or three miles with a sack of more than 100 catties, and basically he didn't have a cold or fever, let alone heart and other diseases.

And I have also been to the hospital for a physical examination before, and my heart is normal, how can I suddenly have a myocardial infarction? There's definitely something to say about that.

I deserted and counted my fingers, and I guess I couldn't find an explanation, so I asked my nephew, what do you think?

I also pinched my fingers and calculated, and said, "Your husband didn't die of myocardial infarction, but was scared to death." ”

"Scared to death?" Ah Ju was taken aback: "How could you be scared to death?" What did he see? ”

I said, "You can't trust the autopsy report of the police, because forensic medicine can only explain certain phenomena with science, and science is not omnipotent." Of course, if you have to use science to explain it, it is not impossible to explain. ”

"In fact, the symptoms of being scared to death are almost the same as the symptoms of myocardial infarction. For example, the pupils are dilated and cardiac arrest. It's just that in the history of medicine, there are really not many cases of being scared to death, so when encountering this situation, it is basically handled according to the first method. And it can save a lot of trouble. ”

Ah Ju and her son-in-law both nodded convincingly.

Kai Xiaochu nodded with satisfaction: "Big nephew, you can have one-tenth of my mana, I am also relieved, at least worthy of my sister under Jiuquan." ”

Your uncle, this grandson is trying to take advantage of me.

I said, "So what are you going to do about it?" ”

"What else can I do?" The desert said: "Let's persuade the two officials to leave first, and see what wishes the one who stayed has not been fulfilled." ”

I hurriedly said, "Okay, now I'll go and get rid of them." ”

"Fuck off." Deserted and said, "You can get rid of the two officials?" You have to pay for your travel expenses. ”

I was speechless, the travel expenses were all sorted out, how greedy this guy is.

The son-in-law reacted immediately, and hurriedly said that the travel expenses are naturally to be given, master, do you see that 5,000 yuan is enough?

Let's desert and say as much as possible.

Ah Ju was immediately dissatisfied: "You are my son-in-law, and now that my family has this incident, you are so sincere?" 10,000 yuan, if you can't take it out, I'll take it. ”

"Mom, Mom, don't be angry, I'll go get the money now, I'll go now."

It didn't take long for the son-in-law to come back, with a stack of money in his hand, no more, no less, exactly 10,000 yuan.

The desert said that you wait for me here, and I will come when I go.

With that, he deserted and left with me. Unexpectedly, as soon as he went out, he turned his head and scolded at the air: "What are you doing with me?" Be careful, the official really hooked you away. ”

After finishing speaking, he casually pasted a talisman on the door.

The son-in-law was originally going to go with us, but he didn't dare to go when he deserted and yelled at the air, so he stood there and looked stupid.

Deserted and said you weren't going? The son-in-law hurriedly said that the master was doing things, and it was inconvenient for outsiders to be present. I'm not going.

It's okay to desert, the official doesn't like to see strangers.

He took me directly to a nearby bank and deposited all the money in it. Before leaving, I kicked the desertion, saying that the young nephew and the eldest nephew screamed, and provoked me to take out all your old bottoms.

Deserted hehe smiled and said that for the revival of Panmen, you can only endure it.

I asked, "Who are the two officials you are talking about?" ”

"Black and white are impermanent." The desert said: "Those who see will get rich, and those who hear will be promoted, you kid will wait for the promotion and get rich." ”

"." I gave him a blank look: "By the way, Tang Yiyi and Jing Jing are not easy to fool, you promised to take them with you before." ”

Deserted and said that you can rest assured, I remember it better than you.

"What's next for you?"

"That grandson must have a purpose in pretending to be a ghost, first get that guy up and interrogate him well."

"Aren't you worried about revealing your stuffing?"

"What's the stuffing? I let his son eat without frowning, and now I help her son get rid of the demon, can she stop it? ”

What he said made sense, so I asked if he had studied psychology before? This grips people's hearts so well that it is wonderful, and it is quacking.

Desertion said that you can't learn this knowledge in school, my old man has been abducted and deceived all his life, this is all experience, it is knowledge.

Knowledge, your uncle, is nothing more than a little trick to deceive people.

In order to prevent the two girls from rashly breaking in and revealing their stuffing, I called the two girls to appease them, and then went back with the desertion.

Ah Ju had already packed up the room, let me live with the desertion, and asked us if we needed anything.

I said that I heard that Peking duck is delicious, you can get me two, and by the way, get some wine that your old man likes to drink, and I will talk to the old man tonight. By the way, don't forget to get two willow branches, or your one won't be able to drink and won't stop.

Ah Ju hurriedly said yes, and then prepared to go with her son-in-law.

Not long after Ah Ju left, Ah Ju's son Ah Fa came, looking at me and deserting viciously: "You two big liars, hurry up and get out of me, otherwise I will call the police." ”

He said happily: "Look, look, he's fucking rushing again, how about beating him up first?" ”

"I think it's necessary." I laughed.

Ah Fa was scared for a moment: "You guys...... What do you want to do? ”

I walked up step by step and grabbed a bottle from the side: "You, if you die, you will die, what are you going to do when you come back, this is to force me to eat for your son." ”

Ah Fa was frightened: "You guys go quickly, I'm not sick at all." If you continue like this, I'll call the police. ”

Deserted and said you call the police, call the police to see how your mother cleans you up, and you say that now your mother believes me or does you believe you? If you dare to come nonsense, I'll really ask your mother to give you chicken shit. Don't be kidding, I'm usually serious, and no one can be my opponent.

Ah Fa was speechless, and he also realized the gravity of the current situation.

"Go back." Desertion said: "I will let you come over in the evening, and we will communicate well when the time comes." ”

Soon, Ah Ju came back, with two fragrant roast ducks, a bottle of old white dry, and willow branches. After settling the table for us, he deserted and asked Ah Ju to bring Ah Fa over.

After that, let them avoid it. Ah Ju glanced at Ah Fa and asked Ah Fa to listen to the master, the master is saving you.

Ah Fa held back a red face and nodded with difficulty. I can imagine the complexity of his mental activity.

"Sit down, eat first." Desert said, "I guess you're hungry too." ”

Ah Fa nodded and sat down to eat with us. After eating and drinking, Kaixiao almost lit a cigarette and looked at Ah Fa coldly: "Say, what is your purpose in pretending to be a ghost?" ”

Ah Fa was stunned for a moment, and looked at us inexplicably: "Who pretended to be a ghost." ”

"Yo, it seems that you don't cry when you don't see the coffin." I sneered: "Knowing that we are liars means that you don't believe in ghosts and gods." How could a person who does not believe in ghosts and gods be swept away by ghosts? That's just a psychological effect. You must have some secret to tell. ”

Ah Fa said coldly: "I don't know what you're talking about. ”

",." Deserted impatiently: "The ghost has rushed his brain and seized his mind, if he doesn't dare to solve it again, I'm afraid he will burp, hurry up and get some back." ”

I smiled and said okay, by the way, I have to call his brother-in-law over, otherwise we really can't be subdued by the two of us.