Chapter 2 Girl, Are You Superman?
Li Gang hadn't opened his eyes yet, but he had already woken up. He felt very weak, so weak that even if Sister Cang was dancing in front of him naked, his little brother would not lift it.
"Grandma, what did that bad doctor prick me in? Could it be a new type of poison that uses me as an experimental subject? The conscience of heaven and earth, I just said that your whole family is back to the light, you don't need to be so ruthless, human testing is illegal! Probably breaking the law,,, well, whether you break the law or not, you first said that I will return to the light. I haven't contributed to the reproduction of mankind, how can I die like this? My good genes cannot be passed on, which is a great loss to human civilization! If this unfortunate bad doctor can let me go, I won't say that your whole family will return to the light, but you will not be able to return to the light? Li Gang, who was "standing up for a corpse" in bed, was thinking nonsense. If it weren't for the pungent smell of disinfectant water that had been irritating his not-so-sensitive nose, and if it hadn't been for the noisy noise of the vegetable market that had been irritating his equally not-so-sensitive ears, he would have thought that he was on his way to Chaoma (Comrade Marx). Wait a minute, why is it so noisy like a vegetable market, and the aunts and roadside vendors who visit the vegetable market have entered the wrong set? This is a hospital, is the hospital good, a critically ill person like me needs a quiet rest!
After working hard for a long time, Li Gang finally opened his eyes, and he wanted to see why it should be full of the temptation of nurses' uniforms, just like the sacred hospital in heaven and the three-free vegetable market two blocks next door.
People, all people, crowds, crowds, crowds, people, all eyes are either bandaged Arab ambassadors cos or bandaged mummies.
"Doctor, I'm going to die, can you stop the bleeding for me first? It's all a fountain! "I'm rubbing, who stepped on my feet, it's all rotten like that, are you embarrassed to step on it?" "Stop, you're a black shop? What are you holding in your hand? Chainsaws? Well, at least give me a numbing pill! "Brother, don't look at it, cut it, you have a chance to become a beauty!" Li Gang looked at everything in front of him and was shocked! What is this? Doomsday? It seems that my brain is a little confused, lack of sleep is really the enemy of the skin, I will sleep again, when I wake up, the hospital is full of beautiful leg nurses wearing miniskirts, good teeth, good stomach, good skin.
As soon as I closed my eyes, there was a thunderclap in my ears: "It's okay, don't play dead, get up for me!" Without waiting for Li Gang to react, he felt that his chest was tight, and he was dragged up from the hospital bed, and when he opened his eyes, he saw that a good picture was full of early menopause, her husband had an affair with Aunt Wang next door, her daughter fooled around with a bad young man, high blood pressure, constipation and hemorrhoids, and her aunt's face full of accusations against the society. The most unbearable thing is that this aunt is wearing a nurse's uniform! What about the temptation of my uniform? I will never admit that she is a nurse, she must be a wet market aunt in disguise!
The nurse's aunt picked up the small book at Li Gang's bedside and swept her eyes, and said, "The symptoms are comatose, there are scars on the head, and the preliminary diagnosis is a slight concussion." The aunt looked at Li Gang, who was still self-hypnotizing, and said, "Since you are awake, it is no problem, hurry up and pack up your things and leave, there are still many people waiting." By the way, your family is here, and I saw it just now, so you can look for it at the door. ”
Li Gang stood at the door of the hospital, if this building, which not only resembles the shape, but also looks like a temporary splicing board house for refugees, can be called a hospital, even if you write "T City People's Hospital" on the door, it will not increase its persuasiveness in the slightest. Well, that's not the point, the point is that I was obviously stabbed by a bad doctor's personal vendetta and fell into that neat ward with the temptation of uniforms, how did I wake up and come to the suspected refugee camp? There is only one truth, and that is to cross by yourself! It turns out that I am the main character.
"Brother, why are you standing here stupidly? Isn't there any after-effect? There are many troubles with head injuries. A girl of seventeen or eighteen appeared in front of Li Gang, frowning. One meter six, round face, a little baby fat, not how beautiful, but very cute and watery, vigorous as Grandpa Mao said, the sun at ** o'clock in the morning.
Li Gang's eyes lit up at first, and then he was surprised: "Hello, old sister, have you crossed over too?" At the same time, he thought to himself, brothers and sisters who are not related by blood have traveled together to the end of the world, this is the end of the world, right? So many wounded! Uh,And then there's a bit of an indecent love or something.,Although I don't have any special thoughts about this sister now.,But if the plot requires it.,You can cultivate it in the future.。
Looking at his brother who had a somewhat stupid expression, Li Xiaowei sighed and said seriously: "Brother, you are stupid, don't worry, as a beautiful girl in the new century, I will not abandon you!" I will keep you, and the treatment must be better than the family dog, you can rest assured! ”
"I always think that you said very rude things in a very serious tone, well, for the sake of your youth, the magnanimity of being an older brother forgives you. Uh, that's not the point, I'm trying to ask, didn't we cross over? Why is this like the end of the world? ”
"Since you asked sincerely, I will answer you sincerely, because this is the end of the world! Youth, come to your senses! The younger sister, who was a head shorter than Li Gang, patted him on the shoulder in an old-fashioned manner.
Li Gang looked at the tofu scum project in the distance, looked at the hospital like the vegetable market, frowned and rubbed his chin with his right index finger, and said, "Hearing you say that, why don't I feel surprised at all?" It's as if you immediately find a phone booth, wear your underwear outside, put your left fist close to your chest, and your right fist to the sky, and I won't be surprised to take off. ”
Li Xiaowei pursed his lips, then grabbed Li Gang's hands tenderly and sweetly, flashed his big eyes, and raised an angle of 45 degrees with an expression she thought was cute, and said, "In this way, you won't be surprised that I will discharge?" ”
"Electricity?" Li Gang didn't have time to feel the girl's tender little hands, and a violent paralysis came from these little hands, not only on the hands, but also on the whole body shaking uncontrollably. It's the same feeling as when I touched an electric gate when I was 5 years old! Girl, you're leaking!
Letting go of his brother, who was trembling like a convulsion, Li Xiaowei blew his fingers leisurely, and said with a smile: "How about it, it's still comfortable, I don't use electricity for ordinary people!" ”
Li Gang, who finally regained control of his body, pretended to be calm and touched his hair that was fried like a hedgehog, and looked at his sister seriously: "Old sister, I also thought that we might call one day, but I didn't expect the power to be so sufficient, I already feel your strong love like high-voltage electricity, come on, don't be shy, throw yourself into your brother's broad arms!" As he spoke, he opened his hands to make a hug, this standard "bear hug" is the signature skill commonly used by countless tram idiots and late-night tail men, and it is the nightmare of countless wives, mature women, teenage girls and young girls who return to the dark alleys late at night!
However, instead of a soft and small girl's body, Li Gang ushered in a fierce right hook. So he spun 720 degrees in the air and fell freely, and kissed the earth fiercely.
Accident, really very unexpected. Li Gang was not surprised that his not-so-cute sister would give him a punch, but that he was surprised that that small fist could knock him away, he was 135 pounds and 175cm tall. Well, that's not the most surprising, the most surprising thing is why the fist that was enough to burst his mouth full of silver teeth didn't hurt as much as he thought, and the teeth were still alive! If you don't understand, you don't want to. Li Gang got up, patted the dust on his body like no one else, and said to his sister in an affirmative tone: "Your strength has increased!" ”
"It's amazing that you've found out. Are you really calm, or are you really stupid, not surprised at all? Li Xiaowei was speechless for this overly nervous brother. She had just called him with tens of thousands of volts of electricity, and she had knocked him away with a fist that could pierce through the door, which was enough to kill an ordinary person several times, and he came to the conclusion that I should be crazy? Of course, Li Xiaowei doesn't really want to kill this waste wood brother directly, although her discharge time seems to be very short, in fact, it is from low to high to test how much her brother's endurance is, can withstand tens of thousands of volts of electric shock, just body paralysis, this is definitely not an ordinary person's system, it can be determined that her waste wood brother has also evolved, and it should be the first class of evolution, so she is relieved to give him a punch, and is not afraid to knock his chin away.
"Well, what's so surprising, I've said it, I won't be surprised if you wear underwear now, let alone discharge." Li Gang's tone was as calm as saying, 'Oil prices have risen again today'.
Li Xiaowei is speechless for this brother who doesn't eat oil and salt, as the brother of a beautiful girl, in addition to not stealing his sister's underwear, his nerves are already his only advantage. waved his hand, "Let's go, don't stand here stupidly, you've been in a coma for 1 month, your parents are dying, go back quickly, follow me." ”
Li Gang followed his sister through the many refugee tents, and if it weren't for the familiar yellow-skinned and black-eyed compatriots, he would have thought he had strayed into an African refugee camp.
Li Gang looked at the little ass of his sister who was twisting in front and suddenly asked, "I said, dear old sister, you said that I was in a coma for a month, what happened?" Li Xiaowei snorted, and said without replying: "I thought you would never remember to ask, the first thing that ordinary people think of should be this question, right?" I don't know how thick your nerves really are. But since you asked sincerely, I will answer you sincerely,,,"
"、、、、、、、" Li Gang wiped his sweat and said in his heart, this girl has a new mantra! Girls who love to use mantras, you can't afford to hurt!
"That day, my mother received a call from the hospital, saying that you were injured and admitted to the hospital, so we drove to the hospital to see you. Then while walking on the road, suddenly there was an earthquake. Fortunately, it was early in the morning, there were few cars on the road, and it was safer for our car to be parked in the middle of the road. The next day, I learned from the radio in the car that there was a major earthquake, with a magnitude of seven or eight, and the People's Hospital also collapsed. And then you weren't crushed to death, and you were dug up by rescuers, and then again, you're talking nonsense to me here. ”
Li Gang slapped his palms and suddenly realized: "It turned out to be an earthquake, hey, I gave love to the Sichuan earthquake a few years ago, and now it's our turn to give love!" ”
"No, no one will give us love!" Xiao Wei said in a very affirmative tone.
Li Gang didn't understand: "Could it be that the people of T City are so hated?" We haven't done anything to disrupt social harmony, have we? ”
"The reason, now the people of the whole world are too busy to take care of themselves, we are only a seven or eight magnitude earthquake here, which is already considered lucky, the coastal cities are almost all flooded by the tsunami, volcanoes around the world have erupted, countless new volcanoes have sprung up, half of the island countries in the east have sunk, the other half has bordered us, the world's population has decreased by two-thirds, the real end of the world!"
"These messages should have been harmonized a long time ago, why do you know so clearly? If everyone knew that the end of the world was over, it would have been messed up a long time ago, right? Li Gang asked puzzled.
"Yes, the news has been blocked for half a month, but the paper can't hold the fire after all, it's all messed up like this, how can the country have the energy and ability to block the news? Moreover, not only that, but the world has changed, and after the Day of Destruction, all living people have found themselves stronger, and a small number of people have appeared with superpowers, and such people are currently called 'evolutionary beings'. ”
"So, sister, you're also an evolutionary?" Li Gang interjected and asked, he remembered the little hand that made him so happy.
"That is, I am an elemental evolutionary, and my ability is 'electricity', and at present, it seems that the elemental evolutionary is a high-end evolutionary." When he said this, Li Xiaowei made no secret of his pride, even if she was a cute soft girl, it made people have the urge to flatten her. The most annoying thing is that she also turned around and patted Li Gang's shoulder, pretending to comfort: "Brother, don't be discouraged, although you are just a flesh and blood evolutionary, there is a certain gap between you and me, a beautiful girl sister who is born beautiful, ice and snow smart, loved by everyone, and blooming flowers, but it is much stronger than those ordinary people." Moreover, the flesh-and-blood evolution is generally better than the attack resistance, the resilience is strong, and the survivability is higher than that of the elemental evolutionary! Even if I am electrified, it will not be cooked easily! ”
"Are you comforting me? But how do I think you just cast a taunt on me! Wait, that's not the point, the point is when did I become a 'flesh and blood evolutionary' You see my ** pace like a space step, where can you see the evolution? Li Gang said painfully.
"I called you with 10,000 volts just now, you are not dead, non-evolutionaries have long been ashes, how can you be as alive as you?" Li Xiaowei replied in an unquestioning tone.
'Old Girl'
"What's the matter?"
"Superman!"
"Don't worship sister!"
"Old Girl"
"Huh?"
"Are you sure you don't wear your panties outside? I think it's going to be full of cuteness. ”
"Die! Scum! Li Xiaowei sent Li Gang into the blue sky with an iron fist full of love and justice, and also bought one and got one free to reward him with a 20,000-volt electric shock. It's just a bolt from the blue.