God knows why Hai Dongqing is so protective of me.

Damn, does Lao Tzu look like a bad guy? Are you afraid that something will happen to Shen Han if he leaves with me?

At the end of the day, the only person who had an accident could have been me.

As long as I have a little bit of misdeeds, no, and don't say anything wrong, even if I don't stop the car when I mock her, this girl can beat me.

That's a real beating, I don't even have a room to fight back!

That's such a gentleman's girl, Brother Hai, why are you guarding me like this?

"Comrade Xiao Yuan, I was sent by the organization to supervise you, do you know how to pay attention to your words and deeds?" The little Buddha held a cigarette in his mouth, and smiled while walking behind him: "If something is wrong, Lao Tzu will tell Hai Dongqing when he goes back, let that grandson beat you." ”

I didn't get angry or scared when I heard this, but laughed and asked him for a cigarette.

"Buddha, you can pretend." I laughed, "When did you side with him?" ”

"Oh fuck, how can you tell I'm pretending?" Little Buddha asked me curiously, "Isn't my tone serious enough?" Why don't I adjust it again? ”

"." I slapped the little Buddha lightly: "You are the little Buddha, how can you be Brother Hai's informant, you are not that kind of person." ”

"That's right." Little Buddha touched his chin, smiled a little proudly, saw Shen Han walking in front of the old man, couldn't hear us talking, he came to my side and said: "That grandson is also wrong about me, Xiao Yuan, it's not me who blows, as long as Xiao Han is willing, you can kiss and hug it, Lao Tzuquan didn't see it." ”

"Damn, am I that kind of person?" I said angrily.

"Of course, if Xiao Han is unwilling, if you are a little unruly, then I can only deal with you according to the rules of the rivers and lakes." Little Buddha said with a smile.

I asked curiously, "What are the rules?" ”

"It's very simple, chop off your hands and feet first, lest you harm the girl." The little Buddha said casually, as if cutting people's hands and feet was as easy as eating.

He spoke like a joke, but it didn't sound like a joke to me.

Since the last time I saw him do it, I have no doubt about this grandson's ruthless virtue.

Really, I really believe he's the underworld, at least he was.

"How long do we have to go?" Little Buddha asked me.

"I don't know, the pointer hasn't started to turn yet, so I guess it will take a while." I looked down at the compass and said, "I don't know what happened to the others." ”

"Wouldn't you just ask?" Little Buddha smiled, stretched out his hand and took off the walkie-talkie pinned to my waist, pressed the button, and yelled directly: "! Can you hear me?! ”

I swear.

If I were Hai Dongqing, I would definitely find an opportunity to kill the little Buddha and sacrifice to the sky.

This cold voice is not to mention me, even Shen Han, who was walking dozens of meters away and wanted to help us open the way, was frightened by the little Buddha.

But in a second or two, there was a series of street scolding voices on the intercom.

There is a Tohoku dialect of Kuroko.

There is a fat uncle's Shaanxi dialect.

There is also the blind boss's Guiyang dialect.

was scolded by them collectively, the little Buddha seemed to be quite proud, he ”

"You're paralyzed!" The blind boss was so angry that he scolded the street: "Your voice is roaring, and Lao Tzu lit a cigarette backwards!" Damn your mouth is full of tobacco leaves! ”

"Okay, eating some tobacco leaves is good for your health." The little Buddha smiled with relief: "Have you arrived at the ground?" ”

"We're not there yet." Kuroko's side quickly gave a reply.

At this time, Mr. Zhang also said next to him: "The pointer hasn't started to turn, it shouldn't have arrived." ”

"We've just arrived at the first one." The blind boss smiled bitterly: "But it shouldn't be a treasure place." ”

"Huh?" Little Buddha was stunned: "What do you say?" ”

"The yin and yang there are chaotic because there is a yin pool, and the yin qi in all directions is going that way, and there is a yang vein next to it, and this coming and going is chaotic." The blind boss sighed: "We're resting, we'll go to the next place in a while." ”

"Oh no, blind man, you're good at it." Little Buddha asked suspiciously: "We haven't arrived yet, why did you find the first one so quickly?" ”

"Nonsense." The blind boss smiled evilly: "Uncle Fat himself is afraid of being tired, so he must leave the nearest two locations to us, are you stupid?" ”

When the blind boss said these words, the fat uncle coughed vigorously beside him, as if reminding him not to talk nonsense, but it was too late.

This girl, everything that should be said and what should not be said has been said.

"You're so insidious"

"Each other, each other."

Suddenly, Shen Han, who was walking in front, shouted: "Come here!" There is a situation here!! ”

As soon as I heard this, Little Buddha and I didn't dare to think about it, so we hurriedly ran to the place where Shen Han was, and we didn't even mean to say hello to the blind boss.

When I ran to Shen Han's side, the compass I was holding in my hand was buzzing again.

"Found it!" I exclaimed with joy on my face.

Maybe I was too excited to pay much attention to what was ahead, so when I looked up, I realized

Fuck me.

"Why are all the trees dead here?" The little Buddha looked at this scene blankly and muttered.

Only five meters away from us was the entrance to a small forest, which, like the rest of the South Doushan Mountains, was not particularly dense and lacked with thorns, but this forest had withered to the point of not being able to look good.

The weeds on the ground had fallen softly and "sticked" to the ground, as if they had lost all their strength, and the layers seemed to have laid a carpet on the woods.

And those trees that were supposed to be leafy have all lost their leaves at this time, and wisps of black marks clearly appeared on the trunks of each tree.

It looks like someone has sprinkled asphalt on the tree, and it looks awkward.

We looked at the withered jungle and couldn't recover for a long time, until the sound of the compass buzzing woke us up.

"Blind." Little Buddha picked up the walkie-talkie and said to the person over there with a solemn face: "We have encountered a situation." ”

"What's going on?" The blind boss thought that Little Buddha was joking with him, so he replied casually: "Little Buddha, if you joke with me again, Lao Tzu can whip you." ”

"No kidding." I interjected, raised my hand and wiped the cold sweat on my forehead: "There's really something wrong here." ”

After hearing my words, the blind boss realized that we were not joking, and hurriedly asked us, "What's the situation?" ”

I raised my head, took a closer look at the woods in front of me, organized my language a little, and briefly told the blind boss about the scene.

After they listened, they exploded in an instant.

"Wouldn't it?! The imbalance of yin and yang can also cause plants and trees to wither?!! Mr. Zhang exclaimed, "This sunspot brother! Let's go check it out! ”

"Don't worry, we'll be at our destination soon, let's talk about this after reading this." Heizi smiled bitterly, and then instructed me: "Xiao Yuan, don't be excited, wait for us there first, and come over in a while." ”

I hummed and said okay.

"Xiao Yuan, let's come to the last place after we see it, don't worry." The blind boss also persuaded us on the walkie-talkie: "Especially Xiaofo, your grandson, if you have an idle egg with itchy hands and go to dig treasures, don't blame me for not reminding you when you die." ”

"Got it, got it." Little Buddha pressed the walkie-talkie, pinned it to his waist, and muttered in his mouth: "Damn, it's really ink." ”

Shen Han didn't dare to act rashly at this time, although looking at her expression, she seemed to be quite curious about this wood, but she didn't dare to go in without us by her side.

"Yuan slut, how did you say these trees would wither like this?" Shen Han asked me suspiciously.

"Who knows." I smiled wryly and looked at the dead trees: "Maybe it has something to do with something underground, maybe what we're looking for is there."

Just as I was chatting with Shen Han, suddenly, a sound similar to broken glass came into our ears very clearly.

In the next second, Shen Han shouted.

"Yuan slut!! The compass is cracked!! ”