Chapter 30 Songs

When the young man saw that the machete in his hand had been snatched away by me, he was startled at first, and after shouting, he raised his fist and slammed it against the door in front of me. I snorted as he watched his fist scurry towards my little face, and it slammed right into my tiny nose.

It didn't hurt me in any way, I didn't even feel any pain. But the young human quickly withdrew the fist that had smashed into my nose, and clutched it tightly with his other hand, letting out a scream.

I smiled at him and said, "Hee-hee! Does it feel like you've hit a rock? ”

He shuddered and said in pain, "Harder than a stone!" It's like a punch on steel...... Yes! Prototype...... You...... What exactly do you do? ”

I pouted and said, "No matter what I'm doing, I'm not a zombie anyway!" Besides, you'd better stay here for me, and I won't forgive you if you cut me with an axe and a machete again! I tell you, I hate it when someone cuts me with a knife! You're guilty of a capital offense! ”

After listening to me, the young man said angrily: "You don't need to say it...... I've found out that if you say what you hate the most, and then immediately say that someone has committed a capital crime, and then kill him...... So...... So...... I know you're going to kill me too...... Instead of being killed by you, I might as well fight with you! After yelling, he threw another fist that didn't hurt at me.

I dodged and reached out with a small hand to gently squeeze his fist into the air. As soon as my fist was pinched by me, he let out a stupid pig-like scream.

The cry amused me, and I covered my mouth and laughed, "Ahahaha! You're so funny! I can't do it, my ...... You...... You...... You ask me what I'm made of...... Do you know what you do? Aha! You made noodles...... Look at your soft arm, it's like pinching out of the dough, I gently squeeze it......"

"Ahh Don't pinch! Don't pinch! It's almost broken......" he screamed. Seeing his extremely painful face, I immediately let go of my little hand and continued to laugh: "Ahahaha! Let me tell you something from the bottom of my mind today, in my recipe there is only meat, no pasta. Since you're made of noodles, I won't eat you! You can rest assured...... Also, you did commit a capital crime by cutting me twice, but I don't want to kill you now, your life is here first, and when I kill you or want to eat pasta, I will kill you or eat you! With that, I looked at him with a wink. His body shook violently as his gaze made contact with me, and he slowly retreated.

I saw that he was very scared of me, and complained, "That...... You...... By the way, I don't know your name yet, what's your name? Also, is my appearance that scary? ”

After I finished speaking, he kept nodding and shaking his head, and then said, "You...... ...... the hell Is it a zombie? ”

After hearing what he said, I was completely furious, pulled up a human corpse from the ground, picked up my small fist and smashed the corpse's head to pieces, and then angrily said to him: "Have you seen this human corpse?" If I ever heard the word 'zombie' come out of your mouth again, I'd ...... I'm going to smash your head like that! Then I ...... "Before I finished speaking, I opened my big mouth and bit off a large piece of flesh from the corpse, and while tilting my head back and chewing, I hummed and said, "Ah...... Not...... I ate you like this......"

"Ahh Mourning...... Oh no...... Monster wow! After shouting, his eyes fainted......

"Cut! Such a small guts! How did I think you were brave in the first place? Nasty guys! With that, I bit down on another large piece of human corpse, chewing greedily as I felt the heartbeat of the remaining humans in the courtyard room.

"There are three more humans, you hurry up and let me die! If you don't come out yourself, let me go in and arrest you...... If I get caught, I'll eat your arms and legs first, and then I'll take out your intestines...... Finally, pull out your hearts! Let you feel the pain while enjoying the pleasure of me being devoured by Oh! ”

"Ah...... Yes...... Zombie...... Help......" I shouted, and there was a scream in the room.

"I hate it! How many times have I said it, I'm not a zombie! And there's it! I haven't gone in yet, what are you shouting 'help'? After roaring, I picked up the machete that the young human had just cut at me from the ground, and the aiming cry made the heartbeat of the humans in the room......

"Brush!" The machete shot out, and another burst of air explosion sounded, instantly piercing the wall and shooting into the room. Screams were heard immediately, first with the sound of a pounding heart, then with a fading voice.

"Haha! Kill another ...... We drop the motherland is a wreath...... The flowers of the wreath are so bright......" I rushed into the room humming a little song......

"The Dutch sun shines on us...... The American smiled...... "Under my urging song, I turned my thin little hands into claws and tore off the limbs of the other two humans in the room. While eating their limbs one bite at a time amid their screams, he hummed, "I'm definitely a man of my word...... Since it was said that you will eat your limbs first, you will eat your limbs first...... Ha ha! Did you just listen to my song? The Dutch sun is shining on us, and the Americans are smiling...... What a song! The people of the world are united! Ha ha! ”

As I ate and sang, the deafening screams echoed through the room. I think there is nothing more painful for human beings than to see their limbs, intestines, kidneys, bladder, stomach, spleen, and other organs being eaten one by one, and because of the intense pain, their minds are awake at all times.

Different humans have different tolerances. I remember my kind grandmother telling me that when the internal organs, intestines, kidneys, and bladders of the lower abdomen of human beings are taken out, they generally do not die immediately. And it usually dies after digging out the stomach and spleen. What's more, the liver is still awake and alive when it is pulled out, and it does not stop breathing until the lungs are pulled out.

One of these two humans, he died when I pulled out his intestines. The other stopped breathing after pulling out his spleen.

Eating the corpses of the three humans in the room, I pricked up my ears to listen to the heartbeat of the humans in the courtyard. Aside from the young human's heartbeat, there was no other human heartbeat in the entire courtyard.

I killed them all? I didn't count how many humans there were when I entered the yard just now, but it didn't matter, anyway, the deadbolt that I twisted into 360 degrees couldn't have been straightened out by these humans.

After eating the three humans in the room, I went back to the courtyard and looked at the young humans who had passed out on the ground. Stretched out his little foot and kicked lightly, but there was no response.

"What? Are you playing dead? I tell you, human beings are my food, whether alive, dead, fresh or rotten, I eat them! It's useless to play dead in front of me! When I finished speaking, he was still lying motionless on the ground.

"Nasty guy! Let's leave you alone, let's eat the rest of the human corpses first! With that, I began to eat the human corpses in the yard.

I don't know why, but I had a particularly good appetite today! I felt that killing these humans was avenging my grandmother, and I felt extremely comfortable. Actually, my grandmother's death was not a sad thing for me at all. Don't forget, she's also a human being, and I'm on the list of food!

I guess the only thing that hurts me is that I can't find food, right? yes, what could be more sad than not being able to find food? What could be happier than finding so much food at once?

I thought so, and my mouth opened to the limit like a harvester, constantly harvesting the corpses of humans in the yard. I'm here today to see if eating so much food at one time can support my shriveled little belly......

I don't believe it! I've eaten seven or eight humans now, why is my stomach still deflated? Where did all the food go when you ate it? Do you excrete while eating? But I never remember that I had excretion.

With doubts, I finally hesitated for a long time, opened my mouth and bit into the old woman's body, which was not completely stiff......

"Hmm...... Grandma...... I'm sorry...... I didn't bring back your granddaughter...... I was going to tell you that she had become a zombie...... But...... I can't lie to you...... Your granddaughter let me eat ...... Also, since you're dead...... You're just going to let me eat it...... I can't waste food ......"

When I swallowed the last piece of my grandmother's corpse, I seemed to have a small burp. This made me happily touch my little belly and be happy for a long time, eating so many humans at once, today is definitely a memorable day!

"This is our day of remembrance...... In remembrance of the fact that we got to know each other again......" I hummed as I lay on the ground and licked the blood that had been splashed on the ground.

For me, licking the blood that splashed on the floor when I killed them after eating the food was an after-dinner dessert. The taste of human blood is very tasty......

After licking all the blood in the yard and room, I stuck out my little tongue and licked the corners of my mouth. Let out a satisfied roar: "Haha! Cool! ”

Then I sniffed hard and said that the whole yard barely smelled of humans and blood except for the smell of my saliva. Except, of course, for the young man lying on the ground who was suspected of pretending to be dead.

After that, I looked down at the blood-stained white dress and my bloodstained body. If I hadn't been hungry, I wouldn't have licked the blood on my body. Because, my little tongue will lick into my skin and give off a disgusting stench. Of course, I won't lick my bloodstained clothes, because they also have the stench on them.

"Alas! What a hassle! Do you have to get your body and clothes dirty every time you eat food? Then I'll have to find some more clothes to keep in stock...... "Nagging, I went to the kitchen of my grandmother's house, and I remembered that there was something in the kitchen that was installed above the well to pump water, and there was a big tank full of water, and I had to wash my body!

Take off the bloodstained dress. I noticed that there was still a fire in the kitchen stove.

"Great! You can burn your dirty clothes! Ha ha! With that, I threw my dress into the stove. Turning around and seeing the water tank full of water, I jumped in without hesitation, the cold water soaked my pale skin, and I felt very comfortable......

"Soap...... Soap...... Where is the soap at grandma's house? I muttered and crawled out of the water tank, sniffed and found soap in the room next to the kitchen.

It's a ...... Humble bathroom! It's just that there is no water flowing out of the nozzle now.

When I came out of the bathroom with the soap, I suddenly noticed that the young human, who was not talkative, seemed to move, and I immediately looked at him. When he saw me looking at him, his body trembled again.

I smiled at him and whispered, "Are you awake?" Stay still and talk to you when I'm done showering and getting into clean clothes! Don't worry, I'm not eating! With that, I went back to the kitchen, dipped the soap in the water tank, and began to pour it on my body.

From time to time, I look at the young people in the yard as I put soap on my body. When I saw him, he was looking at me with a look of surprise on his face.

"Cut! What's there to see? I whispered.