Happy Lantern Festival

The thing that the tofu flower eats in this chapter, do you think of anything?

The dividing line of the Lantern Festival

Li Gang stayed in the Rubik's Cube space for a full thirty-four days without eating or drinking, and was chased and poisoned by the stone statue, and finally was overheated by a foodie. Now that he finally broke the boundary of nothingness and escaped from Ascension with the looted rich and handsome capital, he found that he had been gorgeously watched by onlookers before he could stand firmly.

"I'm sorry, I'm playing soy sauce, you go on, continue...."Li Gang sneered and pinched the plasma tofu flowers that he was about to lick on the ground, pinching his neck and carrying it back, ready to slap his ass and leave. He had to quickly find the joint exploration team to join them, but the communicator was full of busy sounds, which gave him a bad premonition.

Haven't they already gone back......

pinched his fingers, he had been in that ghost place for more than a month, and with the configuration of the joint exploration team, it was time to go home regardless of success or failure.

"They must think that my brother is already glorious, I go, I haven't heard from my family for so long, and I don't worry about death..."

Seeing that Li Gang was about to leave, the onlookers finally couldn't help it, and one of them first asked, "Who are you?"

"Huh?" Li Gang saw that there were a total of eleven people, and their different costumes were obviously not "regular army", that is, the legendary wild group. But you don't play too many games and think that wearing a plate armor is mT, right? Why is there a strange man in the crowd who is wearing iron armor all over? And this iron armor is definitely not the popular power mecha now, it is a piece of pure iron, and those who don't know think they are playing cos!

Although people dress up quite uniquely, it's not polite to keep staring at people, Li Gang quickly looked away and said: "I'm separated from my teammates, I'm looking for them, I don't know if a few handsome guys and beauties have seen it?" "There's no hope, but if you ask, you won't get pregnant, so maybe they won't leave.

"What's your teammate like?" A big man on the other side asked, holding a sci-fi weapon like a small cannon in his hand. Okay, it's still a mixed cos.

Li Gang found that the question asked by this big man was really difficult to answer, don't just talk about people, the clothes of the people of his joint exploration team are not varied, but the uniform soft armor type 3 is worn inside...... Wait a minute, there's a highlight!

"There are more than 30 people in the team, and in addition to a few big beauties, there is a fat man in the team who is very fat and obscene, and he always has a smiling profiteer face, which can be recognized at a glance! I don't know if Brother Tai has seen it? ”

“…… No, but you still haven't said who you are. Yang Hongliang lowered the muzzle of the plasma pulse gun in his hand slightly, so that it was not facing Li Gang directly, but there was a movement at this angle that could be raised again immediately. After all, the guy in the black cloak in front of him is too suspicious.,Suspicious way of appearance.,Suspicious attitude.,Suspicious dress.,It's even more suspicious with a bare-ass Lori.,Lori's food is so suspicious that it's explosive-what kind of arm is that!! This combination of large and small poked at that point, and it was a suspicious ray releaser. This whole ruin is full of weirdness, and who knows if this will be another trap for the ruins? Especially after witnessing the ferociousness of the "angel" fart, it turned into minced meat without putting one more, even if you don't want to be vigilant.

Li Gang cleared his throat, and the yin and yang who had the temperament of everyone suddenly said: "I'm just a good person!" … Hey, hey....Calm down, calm down..."Li Gang very much doubted that if he continued, these comrades would directly copy the guy to explode their own chrysanthemums.

"Okay, I'm just an aspiring young man who works at the grassroots level, works hard to serve the people, and diligently does some hunting tasks to support his family......" Seeing that everyone was already unkind, Li Gang immediately said categorically: "Hunter, two knives." ”

Li Gang did not report the identity of his executor, because when he left this mission, he was nagged by Yu Qi a thousand times, a thousand times, and it must be kept secret. Although it seems that the joint exploration team is no longer here, who knows if the executor has any enemies, and it would not be tragic if he was hunted down and killed if he reported his name. It's better to report a hunter code name that no one knows, anyway, I took over a task from applying for this hunter status, or a private job, and people who know themselves count them on their fingers, not to mention the enemy....... well, my only mission offended a vicious criminal group....

After listening to Li Gang's words, Yang Hongliang gestured to a person next to him, and the person immediately took out a handheld computer-like thing, pressed it a few times, and then sent the screen to Yang Hongliang and asked him to watch it too.

Yang Hongliang looked at the screen, then at Li Gang, and said: "G-level hunter, codenamed Second Knife, intermediate beast trainer." Accept the task 0 times, complete the task 0 times, achieve 0%, credit rating 0......" The following don't need to look at it, it's blank, this is a young newcomer!

By the way, Li Gang's escort mission at that time did not pass through the hunter organization, so there is no record.

After checking Li Gang's hunter information from the recorder, Yang Hongliang was a little relieved, but he was still puzzled by Li Gang's appearance.

"Where did you get separated from your teammates?"

When Li Gang saw Dahan still asking, he felt unhappy. You're checking your account, and you don't plan to get involved with you, so it's not over for each other, and the careful brother who asks the east and west is mad. Of course, if you're a girl, that's a different story, and you can also go deeper. Well, these Li Gang also thought in his heart, more things are better than less things, and it is not necessarily who is unlucky to turn his face directly. Always remember a sentence, there are people outside the world, and you will always have someone who is better than you. The more pretentious people are, the more likely they are to capsize in the gutter.

Although he was unhappy, Li Gang still replied: "Five floors." ”

Hearing this, Yang Hongliang was taken aback, "What, you, a G-level hunter, came to the seventh floor by yourself?" And what's going on with that hole just now? ”

"This is the seventh floor?" Li Gang looked at the space that seemed to be formed by countless caves.

Go, how did you run here, the space exit that came out of this bombardment is so unreliable, fortunately it is not seven hundred meters underground.

"That, we were chased by the insect swarm on the fifth floor, and suddenly a fat man popped out and swallowed me and was here, I don't know what happened." Li Gang said half-truthfully, the matter of the Rubik's Cube space can't be mentioned, let them know that the treasure of the brother's body is not for the brother. Wealth is not exposed, and making a fortune in a muffled voice is the last word.

"What happened to the explosion just now?"

"How do I know this, I came here for no reason, I still want to ask." The almighty answer is "I don't know", that is, I don't know, how can you drop it.

"In this way, it seems that my brother's luck is not very good, but it is a blessing to be able to come back alive after being trapped in the ruins. Don't know what to expect? "Yang Hongliang is very skeptical of Li Gang's words, but what can you do if you don't believe it, let go of torture to extract a confession? Come on, what if this guy is really good. It is better to make ten friends than to make one enemy, this is the truth of walking the rivers and lakes!

"Go back, see if you can meet your teammates, and if you can't touch it, go back directly, it's too dangerous here." Li Gang said. However, I am not familiar with these people, so I don't need to meet to dig out my heart and lungs. Judging from the signal of the communicator, the joint exploration team is no longer in the ruins, not to mention the communicator brought by the executor himself, the phase communicator boasted by Song Fatzi has no signal, which can only mean that the people are gone, or even the communicator with the person has been extinguished. It is not excluded that they are still somewhere in the ruins, after all, they are trapped in that ghost space and there is no signal, and they are also possible, but this possibility is very small. And I have been in the Rubik's Cube space for more than a month, and I have a phobia, if I continue to go up and do this again, I really want to learn that corpse brother to die by sticking his own head. Besides, the harvest is already very rich, so let's go back and enjoy life.

So no matter which aspect it is, Li Gang's first choice must be to return to Mingquan. I have completely lost contact, there is no need to stay here, and the family must be in a hurry, I can't even finish the memorial service...

"By the way, where are you going?" Li Gang looked at Dahan and asked.

"We are also leaving, we are ashamed to say that we did not recognize our own strength, and as a result, we lost our troops here, if it wasn't for the attack that came out of the hole just now, our "angel" was destroyed, and we would not even have the qualifications to go back. “

"It's good to be alive, why don't I go with you, I don't know the way anyway."

"This...."Yang Hongliang was a little hesitant, after all, adding a stranger to the team was still not heartbreaking. He looked at the others, exchanged glances, and agreed to Li Gang's request after hesitation.

Of course, he didn't do this completely to learn from Lei Feng, but felt that the hunter in front of him called Erdao had some strength, and he would also increase his strength with him.

As an old fritter who has been in society for decades (not the decades after the destruction, the social intrigue in peacetime is even more powerful), Yang Hongliang will not superficially judge a person's strength based on a professional level, he trusts his own judgment and intuition more. From his observations, the two knives looked confused when they first appeared, proving that he had indeed fallen here unexpectedly. And after this, in the face of a place of plasma and his own team of evolutionary people, although there was an accident, his tone and movements were not nervous at all. If it's not that this guy has superb acting skills and super nerves, it's that he is used to this situation and is not afraid of his own people.

can play the best, take 10,000 steps back, this guy is really an Oscar winner, and he can also be used as bait when he encounters danger.

As for whether he came for his own group, this is directly ruled out. That hole and the power released from it obviously couldn't have been made by a human, because the power directly blasted the angel into slag, didn't you see that even the plasma cannon could only scorch a few fluffs on it? So it's certain that it's made by the ruins, so this person also appeared here randomly, and it is impossible for him to come at these people.

It's just that Yang Hongliang forgot that there is a saying in the TV commercial, everything is possible!

This hole was really blown up by Li Gang. And it's not all a coincidence that the entrance of the cave happens to be on the "Angel", because this seventh-layer combat unit of the ruins, which is called "Angel" by the explorers, has its own spatial attributes. Unlike the fat man's spatial teleportation, it is its own body that can move in space for a certain distance, just like teleportation. Therefore, when the void boundary energy node of the Rubik's Cube space is destroyed and the spatial energy is disturbed, the "angel" with spatial attributes that is in the active state becomes the cathartic outlet of the spatial energy as the nearest spatial weak point. Originally, if it was just a turbulent flow of spatial energy, it would be thrown elsewhere at most, but unfortunately it was Li Gang's Divine Extinguishing Bomb that was used to open the way, and it turned out to be tragic.

In this way, Li Gang joined the team of eleven people, although everyone had different ideas, but everyone was really happy.

Before leaving, Tofu Hua took advantage of Li Gang's relaxation for a while, broke free from his hand and jumped into the plasma, fished out a small light red crystal the size of a thumb and stuffed it into his mouth, chewing with a rattling sound.

This foodie can always find some strange things to put in his mouth, Li Gang is used to it, but you pay attention to whether your image is good or not, your bare ass is enough to hurt morals, and you have a body of blood. If this is a classified movie, you belong to the 18 forbidden content, and the whole body must be marked with a mosaic, do you know?

Well, it's useless to say this, it makes more sense to play the piano to the pig than to reason with the tofu flower, so Li Gang directly carried the blood-stained Lori in front of him and ordered: "Become a baby!" ”

The well-trained tofu flower was shyly reminiscing about the spar just now, and was silly at Li Gang...... This quality has fallen from place to place.

“…… Don't sell me cute, become a baby. Li Gang unceremoniously gave Tofu Hua a chestnut storm, Tofu Hua scratched his head, and then instantly turned into a cute baby with flesh, and all the blood stains on its body disappeared.

Li Gang picked up the baby tofu flower from the ground, clamped it under his armpit, and walked.

Everyone present has already looked stupid.,Regardless of the suspicion of child abuse with these two knife boy shoes sandwiching the baby under the armpit.,This Lori can become a baby for hair? How does it work?

"Brother two knives, you are..."Yang Hongliang pointed to the tofu flower that only showed a small head from under Li Gang's big cloak. And when Tofu Hua saw it, he opened his mouth and babbled at Yang Hongliang, as if he wanted to take a bite... No, it just wants to take a bite!

"You said it, I'm an animal trainer, and this must be my pet." Li Gang smiled and patted the little head of the tofu flower.

“…… My brother's pet is really unique! I don't know what powerful abilities there are, can you tell us one or two, let us open our eyes. ”

"Ability? Eating, eating everything, is this considered an ability? Of course, it is actually more capable of fighting, and generally no one wants to see it fighting. ”

Yang Hongliang thought about it, the appearance of a loli or a baby fighting is really nothing to look at, I'm afraid that there are other abilities, and people don't want to talk about it. The ability of the acolyte is the same as the ability of the follow-up, which is generally kept secret, and no one wants to show it to others except for the enemies during the battle.

"What kind of thing was it that was used to check my information just now, so advanced." Li Gang remembered the handheld computer that could find out his hunter's information with a few clicks.

"Oh, that's a task processing terminal purchased from the hunter organization, which can be directly used to take tasks below level B, but you can only pick up but not hand over, and you still have to go to the hunter's home to handle the task. His main function is not this, but the function of querying the information of the hunter. It allows you to search for the registration information of hunters all over the world. While you can only find simple information such as basic registration information and acceptances and the number of quests completed, it's important for those of us who often take quests and run out and interact with other hunters, knowing who you're up against. Even basic information can tell a lot from it. For example, a G-class hunter is not necessarily a rookie, but an A-class hunter is certainly not a fuel-efficient lamp. It also comes with a registered photo, which is not necessarily accurate, but it's pretty much the same. I also like the hunter ranking system above. This thing seems to be useless, but it is actually very helpful for hunters who are out and about, and the hunter organization makes a lot of money selling such a thing. ”

"Okay, another profiteer." Li Gang had to admire, these profiteers are really good at black money, and if you don't do it, my brother will change his career.

"By the way, I haven't introduced the two knife brothers yet, since everyone is temporarily a team advancing and retreating together, some understanding is necessary. First of all, I was codenamed Cannon, and everyone called me Yang Cannon. This is a bald monkey, this is a wine barrel, this is an iron sheet..."Yang Hongliang introduced Li Gang one by one, and everyone nodded one after another. And when Yang Hongliang introduced a female team member, Li Gang and the female team member were stunned at the same time.

“…… Fire Butterfly... Hey, you know? Seeing Li Gang and his team member Huo Die calling like this, Yang Hongliang, the old fritter, immediately realized that there was a plot!

"Just...."

"Old classmate, I really didn't expect to see you here!"

As soon as Huo Die opened her mouth, she asked Li Gang to snatch the white, she just smiled embarrassedly, "The world is really small, I didn't expect us to meet here." ”

"That said, it's been more than half a year since the last goodbye, and you're more beautiful than before, hehe." Li Gang smiled and touched the head of the tofu flower.

Tofu Flower: "........."

"It's fate, it's fate, hehehe" Yang Hongliang smiled and pointed to the remaining two people who were not introduced: "These two are Dali and Huya, okay, my introduction is here, you must have a lot to say if you don't see it, talk slowly." Yang Hongliang flashed with interest, and pushed Li Gang to let him go with Fire Butterfly. You can watch and talk, acquaintances are more assured.

Fire Butterfly is one of Yang Hongliang's two female team members, a tights on her body outlines the delicate figure, it may be some kind of soft armor, and the outside is a camouflage jacket, which is a little shabby, and it seems that she has experienced a lot of battles. Tied with a single ponytail, although there is no decoration, but in this case, it is neatly cared for, and it can be seen that it is also a person who loves beauty. She looks delicate, and at first glance she is really the type of girl next door, and she doesn't have a weapon or anything like that. It can also be guessed from the name that it may be a fire elemental evolution ability.

Li Gang looked at the fire butterfly, he had never been cheeky, he didn't know what to say for a while, and he held back for a long time and said: "I said how to look familiar outside the ruins, it turned out to be you!" “

Thump...

Everyone fell to the ground and did not get up for a long time. Can't Nima say something that is conducive to the harmonious development of society? Even chatting is better than this. All in all, brother, you're done!

Fire Butterfly: "............"

Li Gang also found that what he said seemed inappropriate, and immediately corrected it: "Hehe, in fact, it's been more than a month, and that ass may not be your ......"

Fire Butterfly suddenly had the urge to squirt Li Gang to death with a mouthful of his aunt, "Okay, okay, stop studying this topic." You still haven't changed the same way you are, so you can't mature a little? ”

"It's okay, my sister always says that about me." Li Gang put his hand that he didn't know where to put it on the head of the tofu flower and kneaded it vigorously.

Tofu flower "............" The two baby hairs of the people provoke you, don't stop if you don't touch them, right?

"By the way, you just said more than a month, how long have you been here?" Firebutterfly continued.

"It's only been a little over a month, but most of the time I'm figuring out my way."

Li Gang's statement made the fire butterfly a little strange, but it was the norm to escape in the ruins, and it made sense to escape and find a way.

"By the way, if you have anything to eat and drink, bring me some, I'm almost forgetting what water tastes like." Li Gang's words are not false at all, he hasn't eaten or drunk for more than a month, let alone the taste, and he almost forgot how to eat.

Huo Die looked at Li Gang, his face was really sallow and sallow, and it seemed that he had indeed suffered a lot of hunger. A month in the ruins? It's a miracle how much food you have to bring and you don't starve! The team he was in had actually just come in for 7 days, but he did come a month ago, because he found some secrets, he went back to supplement and came again, and he was ready to do a big job, but he lost his wife and lost his army. She took out a pack of compressed biscuits and a kettle from her satchel and said, "I don't have much to eat, you pad it first, there is no shortage of water, this tube is full!" "The food was brought so it was very scarce. But there is no shortage of water in the ruins, and the sky rivers that flow everywhere are an inexhaustible source of water.

Compressed biscuits don't taste good, but for Li Gang, who hasn't eaten for a month, they are no different from sea cucumber and abalone. He finished the biscuits in three or two bites and drank the kettle to the bottom, and he didn't think it was enjoyable, but he was not embarrassed to ask for it again.

"I said whoever is full, you don't really have to drink it all." The fire butterflies were speechless.

“…… I'm so thirsty..."Li Gang smiled and offered the kettle with both hands.

Fire Butterfly put away the kettle and asked casually, "How are you doing, do you have a new girlfriend?" ”

"Hehe, how can any girl take a fancy to me." Li Gang added in his heart, "Especially with a foodie who maliciously sells cuteness everywhere, I have the name of being a pervert!" ”

"Don't have a favorite?"

"Yes, there must be!"

Hearing this, the fire butterfly was slightly shocked, but then he heard Li Gang say: "I want to take the Tianjiao jade tree in the wind, popular with thousands of girls, young women and Lori, with the vast spirit of fraternity, I can't bear to make thousands of beauties sad for a woman, so every beauty is my favorite object!" ”

"......." Fire Butterfly really wants to squirt this thing to death with a mouthful of aunt, you just say no, you can get it!

"Don't keep talking about me, what about you, where is your suV handsome guy?"

Fire Butterfly's face darkened, "Hmph, don't mention him, he runs faster than a rabbit during the earthquake (Doom Day)!" ”

"....this, he is that kind of person, you don't demand too much from him, learn a lesson." No wonder that kid only drove a broken Toyota domineering, it turned out to be a low-end outbreak of the second generation of the rich family, the hardware didn't keep up, and the software didn't keep up!

"What do you think if I say let's start all over again?"

“…… Of course I'm very happy......" Li Gang's expression of joy entered Fire Butterfly's eyes, making her secretly happy, although she didn't really intend to resurrect with Li Gang. However, Li Gang continued: "...... It's better not to, although I'm very handsome and gentle, but since I've broken up, it's better to be friends, and it's okay to divide and reunite and divide this kind of pickle. I believe that on your terms, there will definitely be many people chasing after you. ”

“… "How narcissistic you are, no wonder no woman cares about you." Don't think I really want to do it all over again, just kidding you. Now I have a lover, nay, that's the guy. ”

Li Gang followed the gaze of the fire butterfly, it was none other than the leader of the self-proclaimed "Yang Cannon".

"Oh, muscular man? You've changed your tastes, I thought you liked handsome little guys. Li Gang touched his chin and said.

Fire Butterfly was silent for a moment and said, "...... Do you still hate me? ”

"Huh? Why do I want to hate you? I've never hated you. "Because it's not necessary.

"I broke up with you that day, don't you hate me? I don't believe you're so generous. ”

"Oh, look at what you said. It was a little sad at the time, but I expected that kind of ending, so it was like that. I made a small amount of money with the roses you confiscated, don't worship brother, brother is just a legend! ”

Fire Butterfly sighed, "...... You're still so poor, it's really not the same. If you want to have a girlfriend, you better change this problem. I broke up with you at that time, and there was also this reason in it. ”

Li Gang hammered the head of the tofu flower, and suddenly realized: "I see, to be taught, it must be....can't be changed!" ”

"Ahh Yes! Yes! "Tofu Hua is protesting with his mouth open, and is ignored....

"You..." The fire butterfly choked enough, originally thinking about the old relationship and trying to persuade him, but he had this attitude, which was really annoying.

"Okay, okay, you get angry, don't be angry." Li Gang smiled: "I am this virtue, I can't change it, and I don't want to change it." And this bad problem is sometimes quite useful to say. "If you are not poor enough in the Rubik's Cube space, you can nag at an egg, not to mention starving to death for more than a month, and suffocating to death. Well, suffocate and starve......

"Well, whatever you want. Let's talk about it now, you don't seem to be mixing well now, only a G-class hunter. ”

"This, indeed..."The name of his pervert has resounded all over the country, and the girls are all respectful and stay away, can it be okay? You must quickly wash away this notoriety, otherwise you will not be able to wash it away if you really jump into sulfuric acid.

"Brother Yang is a B-level hunter, and he will soon reach A-level, and he is planning to form his own team. For the sake of our old acquaintances, why don't I help you talk about it, you can do it with him, how can it be better than now. ”

"B-class?" Li Gang counted with his fingers, "B, c, D, e, F, g, this is really a lot worse, but forget it, I already have a job, and I can't quit." ”

Brother B-level hunters really don't like it, but A-level hunters can be more powerful than those giant perverted executors? This hunter identity was registered at that time to facilitate the foodie with tofu flowers, and he didn't take it seriously at all. And the identity of the executor is not something you want to retreat, what kind of special senior family area are they still there, I won't do it, they sleep on the road. This is a betrayal, a real betrayal......

"Hmph, I don't know what to do, don't say I didn't help you in the future!" Fire Butterfly said unhappily.

“…… Actually, I didn't expect you to help me, and didn't you see that my brother was actually very powerful? ”

Huo Wu listened to Li Gang's words and looked at him seriously from top to bottom, as if he didn't know him. The strange clothes with bells and whistles inside, the long black cloak outside, the face is yellow like wax, and the beard on his mouth is unshaven, this sloppy appearance really didn't see what was so powerful about him, so he shook his head at Li Gang sincerely.

".......Okay, Brother Sharp has been popular recently, I'm very good anyway, I should..." Li Gang said this is really weak-hearted, he has seen the army of amoebas, and he can't compete with the fat man at all, everything in the Rubik's Cube space, and he also said that he is powerful, and he is really afraid of breaking his front teeth.

"Just have a good mouth! Whatever you do, you're lucky to have us, and if it's one of those bandits, you're done. It's okay to follow us out of here, but you have to listen to the commands, don't touch things or do unnecessary things, or I won't be able to help you. If there is danger, you can just hide behind me, and you don't have to send you to death. ”

"I know, I know......" Li Gang smiled. Things are people, but I didn't expect her to have some friendship, which made Li Gang a little moved, although my brother really doesn't need your protection.

The woman codenamed Fire Butterfly is none other than her ex-girlfriend Mu Xiaoting, who broke up with Li Gang on the night of Valentine's Day, that is, on the day of destruction, and left with the rich second generation......

(To be continued....)

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