"Uncle Gao, are you back?"

When Xiaoli and I flattered each other, there was an unwelcome voice from the façade.

My grandfather was surprised when he heard the shouting outside the door, but he didn't expect the man he was talking about to come again, so he hurriedly walked out of the side room.

"Uncle Gao, it's great that you're really back!" When my grandfather walked out of the side room, there was a man standing outside the door who was wrapped in clothes and even wore a big mask on his face, and his voice was full of surprise.

Seeing the outfit of the visitor, my grandfather was stunned and asked with a puzzled face, "Who are you?" What's the matter with me? ”

"Uncle Gao, I'm the third brother of Qi! Can't hear the sound? The man said in a slightly hoarse voice after hearing my grandfather's words.

After hearing Qi Laosan's words, my grandfather looked at the clothes wrapped around Qi Laosan with surprise on his face, and asked with puzzlement on his face: "San, it's such a hot day now, aren't you wearing such a thick one?" ”

Hearing my grandfather say this, Qi Laosan's somewhat pale yellow eyes turned embarrassed, and he said bitterly: "Uncle Gao, I also have a hard time, otherwise I can't dress like this on such a hot day!" ”

"Bitter? I said, the third child, you are single, and you feed your whole family without hunger, what can you do? Surely you are optimistic about the widow of which family? ”

"Uncle Gao, don't make fun of me! I, a dying man, have the qualifications to go to my daughter-in-law? After hearing my grandfather's quip, Qi Laosan's voice was full of decadence.

After listening to Qi Laosan's words, my grandfather frowned, and said in a dissatisfied voice: "Dying, third, what's wrong with you?" Stop selling lawsuits in front of me! ”

When I heard my grandfather's disgruntled words. After hesitating in Qi Laosan's eyes, he slowly took off the mask he had been wearing on his face.

"Third child, how did you get this?"

When Qi Laosan took off the mask on his face, my grandfather was suddenly taken aback, Qi Laosan's already ugly face was covered with pale green corpse spots the size of copper coins for some reason. That's right, corpse spots. The fact that a living person has corpse spots on his body makes my grandfather not be surprised.

Seeing the surprised look on my grandfather's face, Qi Laosan's face was full of embarrassment, and he said with some shame in his voice: "Uncle Gao, you also saw this thing growing on me!" I want to know you by all means! ”

"I do know, third child, what the hell are you doing, these things will grow on your body!" Although my grandfather said that he knew the corpse spots on Qi Laosan's body, he didn't say it. Because he was afraid that after he said it, Qi Laosan would not be able to stand it!

After hearing my grandfather's question, Qi Laosan sighed, and said with shame on his face: "Uncle Gao, since you can see what I have on my body, then I am dissatisfied with you!" Actually, after eating the roast pig that was buried that day at the village chief's house, there were pale green marks on the skin of my body the next day, and I didn't take it seriously at first.

But just one night five days ago. The pale green marks on my body were so itchy that I tickled him with my hand. It didn't take long for the pale green traces to become like this, and where my hands were scratched, the same green scars would grow! ”

After listening to Qi Laosan's words, my grandfather glanced at Qi Laosan helplessly, and said in a voice full of disgust: "You deserve it, Qi Laosan." You talk about a person of your age, even children know that eating something will be problematic, and you can still eat it. I don't blame you if you don't know that the old sow in the village was killed by the old Mrs. Zou, but you know that if you eat the pork, you can still eat it. I'm really convinced! ”

"Uncle Gao, am I still saved?" After Qi Laosan saw the disgusted expression on my grandfather's face, he scratched his head in embarrassment, and asked in a voice full of anxiety.

"Third child, you're hopeless! Look at you, you're already poisonous! Otherwise, there wouldn't have been so many corpse spots on his body! "After listening to Qi Laosan's words, my grandfather said the matter without reservation.

"Corpse poison? Lividity? Uncle Gao, can we stop making trouble, can I still be saved? After my grandfather finished speaking, Qi Laosan said with a look of disbelief on his face.

"Alas! Third child, buy whatever you want to eat! Judging by your current condition, if you can live for ten days, it will be your fate! After my grandfather said this, he turned around and walked towards the side room, ignoring Qi Laosan, who was full of anger at the door.

"Old man, if you don't know what the disease is, just say no, why are you still cursing me! Just because you can't see it doesn't mean that others can't see it, I'll go to the hospital to take a look, if I'm okay, see if I don't give you publicity all over the street! Seeing my grandfather walking towards the side room, Qi Laosan outside the door shouted with anger on his face.

Qi Laosan originally thought that as long as he bought a few bottles of liquor, the green spots on his body would be cured by my grandfather, but he never thought that my grandfather would ignore him, and said a flip of Qi Laosan's self-righteous curse words, which made Qi Laosan make up his mind to go to the hospital to find out before he was angry!

Hearing Qi Laosan's hurried departure, my grandfather sighed and said softly: "I was greedy for a while, and I hurt most of my life, why bother!" ”

"Grandpa, who was that person just now? What are you yelling at our doorstep! "When my grandfather walked towards the side room, he walked out of the house with a face full of displeasure.

Hearing my question, my grandfather gave me a blank look and said, "It's Qi Laosan!" ”

"Qi Laosan! What is he doing here? ”

"What else can you do! This gluttony actually ate the old sow of the village chief's family, and now her body is covered with corpse spots, and she came to ask for help! When my grandfather heard my question, he said with helplessness on his face.

"Old sow? The old sow of the village chief's house? I asked, with a puzzled look on my face.

"Boom!"

After seeing the puzzled look on my face, my grandfather shook my head hard, and then said, "Is there anything else in the village besides you and the old sow buried by Erfei?" ”

"Gross!"

When I listened to my grandfather's words, my face turned white and I immediately retched.

"Gao Tian, you didn't eat that dead pork, what are you disgusting?" Looking at me as I kept retching, my grandfather said with a joke on his face.

After I heard my grandfather's words again, I, who had been retching non-stop, suddenly vomited, and then said with admiration: "I didn't expect Qi Laosan to be so harmful, the pig that cheated the corpse was burned like that, and he can still eat it!" "When I think of this, my stomach is churning again. (To be continued.) )