Chapter Ninety-Five: When the Smurfs Encounter the Little Dragonman, the Blue Dragonman?

The steamed buns themselves don't want to spit out their own slots, and the festival and the update speed are all gone

A clean dividing line

On the armored bus, Li Gang was sorting out the information in his mind, when he suddenly smelled a faint fragrance that was extremely difficult to detect, and he heard a strange and somewhat familiar voice as if ringing in his ears: "Oops, I can't move my body." ”

I only hear its voice but don't see its people, and the sound is secret, a martial arts master?

Li Gang hurriedly looked around to find the master who spoke, but the master didn't see it but found that the few passengers in the car had all fallen asleep. Now it seems that he is still sober and the tofu flower who is eating snacks and playing the autumn breeze on the side.

"Don't look for it, I'm talking to you." The voice sounded again, and this time with the sound, Tie Sheet, who was sitting in the back row of Li Gang, stood up.

"It turned out to be Brother Ironskin, no wonder the voice is so familiar, but why did it change its voice?" Li Gang had heard the sound of the urn with the iron belt and the helmet and the original sound when he was not wearing a helmet, but it was definitely not the voice he was talking now, could he still be interested in changing his voice?

"Also, the people in the car seem to be asleep, why are we okay?" Li Gang added.

"It's not that the two of us are okay, it's the two of you who are okay, at least for now." Iron Sheet pointed at Li Gang and Tofu Hua.

Li Gang was confused, and he didn't look like something was wrong at all, so he asked, "Aren't you good?" ”

"It's not good at all, didn't I tell you that I can't move my body? This car is strange, just now the body suddenly lost consciousness, it should have been hit by some hypnotic or paralyzing poison. Maybe it's because of the special constitution of the two of you or other reasons, but now you are the only ones in the whole car who are not affected. "There is no joke in the iron sheet, except for Li Gang, Tofu Hua and himself in the car, the three of them can still move, and everyone else has indeed completely passed out." Judging from the vital signs, it was only lethargy, and there were no signs of life-threatening for the time being, so it was speculated that it was a drug or something like anesthetic, rather than a deadly poison. ”

Seeing that Iron Sheet was talking to himself about reasoning vigorously, and at the same time saying that his body couldn't move, Li Gang had the urge to fool his bear face, "Is this teasing me?" You can't move, it's a ghost standing here talking now? ”

"I'm communicating directly with you mentally, as for why I can still move, do you think now is a good time to explain?"

Before the iron sheet could finish speaking, the armored bus stopped with a "squeak". Li Gang immediately woke up, "What the hell is getting into a thief car!" "It doesn't seem like a good time to explain, but it's really curious.

In fact, Iron Hide did not fool Li Gang, but as he said, his own body was unconscious and uncontrollable. It's just that he is not a fuel-efficient lamp as a spiritual chosen one, and his soul can be free from the limitations of his body to a certain extent, such as now, when his body is unconscious, he can use his telekinetic ability to control things and manipulate the armor on his body to carry out activities. This is not something that ordinary telekinesis evolutionaries can do, or it is simply impossible. To understand the strange state in which he is now in a coma even though he has been drugged but is in a coma, we must start with a coma.

Generally speaking, coma or loss of consciousness can be divided into two types, ** disability and loss of consciousness.

Disability is the impaired movement of the body, the loss of mobility. For example, systemic paralysis and motor nerve paralysis. People in this situation are aware of it, but they can't control their bodies. Of course, it is not excluded that in extreme cases, the consciousness disappears together due to the complete loss of function and the death of the body, which is a real fight.

Loss of consciousness is literal, loss of consciousness. For example, lethargy in the case of extreme fatigue, and coma due to mental stimulation. Usually this kind of situation occurs in the body may not have anything to do, but there is no conscious control, and the body shows the phenomenon of loss of mobility.

Normally, it is difficult to tell what kind of coma a person is in just by looking at the surface, and it seems that he is not moving anyway. And generally speaking, the two situations are likely to occur together, because the soul of the creature is still carried by the body, and the contents of the carrier will definitely be affected if the carrier is broken. It's like when a bucket is broken, the water inside will flow out.

The situation of Iron Sheet is more special, as a spiritual Chosen One, although his soul cannot get rid of his dependence on the body, he can also get rid of the limitations of the body to a certain extent. Therefore, even if he can't control the paralyzing medicine such as drugs in his body, it will not affect him to directly rely on his spiritual power, that is, his soul, to mobilize the Yuan Force in his body and use his own ability.

However, it can't be said that it doesn't have any effect at all, although under normal circumstances, he will also apply telekinesis to the armor on his body, making it more powerful and faster like a power mecha. But that's dominated by the movement of the body, and the armor on the body is only an auxiliary to the control of telekinesis. Now there is no movement dominance of the body, and the movement of the body wrapped in it is driven by the manipulation of the armor, which is equivalent to manipulating the puppet. In addition, without the feeling of the body as a reference, improper control can easily make the armor move too much beyond the limit of physical activity and cause injury to the body. Therefore, Iron Sheet is very careful to control the armor on his body to drive his body to move, he is afraid that if he accidentally scraps his body, he will really be finished. His current level is still far from the realm where the soul is separated from ** and is immortal, his body is just paralyzed to the point that it is fine, if he really dies physically, he will really receive a lunch box!

As soon as the car stopped, the driver in the cab looked into the car through the observation window, but this time he let out an exclamation, "Huh? ”

The window was one-way, and he could look into the carriage, but he could not be seen in the carriage.

Zhu Shen's cowboy hat was buckled on his face and he pretended to sleep in the passenger seat, and when he heard the driver's exclamation, he asked without moving: "What's wrong?" ”

The driver blinked, making sure he was right, and then said, "There are two people who didn't fall." The two people he said were Li Gang and Tie Skin, and the tofu flower was too small and was blocked by a chair, so he didn't see it.

Zhu Shen sat up straight when he heard "Teng", the hat that fell off fell into his hand, and he played for a while before buttoning the hat back on, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, "Maybe, this capture mission is not as bad as imagined." Recently, the upper head has been complaining about the poor quality of the sample, if it is really okay to inhale the stone stiff flower, maybe these two test samples will satisfy the upper head. Opening the car door, I went to the event. ”

"Yes." The driver immediately opened the door, not only for the cab, but also for the passenger compartment.

In the carriage, Li Gang was about to lift the roof of the car and go out, when he saw them slowly driving. He cut off, "The shape is white, and the expression is wasted." Anyway, it seems that some people don't want their cars to be destroyed. ”

Li Gang dragged the tofu flower and swaggered out of the car with the iron sheet. As soon as I got out of the car, I saw that Zhu Shen, a cowboy hat, was already standing opposite, looking at them with a smile on his face. Li Gang noticed that a look of surprise flashed in Zhu Shen's eyes when he saw the tofu flower, and then the smile became even stronger. Although he was also smiling, his smile now was completely different from the profiteer's smile before, which made people feel like a chrysanthemum was tight.

Li Gang scratched his jaw, recalled the name of the person opposite and said, "Pig God, right, what does it mean to put drugs in the car?" Don't say you're taking the drug as an incense mistake. ”

"Hehe, of course it's right, it was originally a drug, and it was a very strong drug. Normally, the Star Warriors and below would be put down, but you are not affected, which is quite interesting to me. Zhu Shen obviously didn't hear anything wrong with Li Gang's tone of calling his name.

"It seems that your company is also engaged in human trafficking, which is disrespectful! I don't know if there is a Lori girl, a tender young woman or something, sell me two? ”

"Don't worry, you'll soon see the Lori you want, the young woman, maybe you'll have a chance to get close, very intimate!" Saying that, Zhu Shen took off his hat and threw it on the ground, "I still like this hat, don't break it." Next, you will play with me to see how you are different from the dead pig in the car, and at the same time, I hope you are not too weak, if you don't have fun, I will be ......" Before Zhu Kun finished speaking, a crescent-shaped arc blade of light flew towards his chest.

The light blade came extremely fast, and what was even more amazing was that Zhu Shen's slightly thin body turned into an afterimage before the light blade slashed at him, avoiding the fate of being split in two.

Li Gang shook the big sword in his hand and pretended to be surprised: "Oops, I actually dodged it!" Sure enough, he is not an ordinary profiteer. ”

"Ahh You despicable soil species, you dare to sneak attack, I will screw off your head and use it as a toilet!! Zhu Shen was caught off guard by Li Gang's surprise attack, although he was embarrassed to dodge, this situation was the first time he encountered it in this world. These lowly and inferior soil seeds should only have fear and wailing in front of him, and they are not even qualified to lick shoes. Originally, it was unpleasant enough to disguise himself as a native seed, but now he was so embarrassed, it was really difficult for him to accept. Zhu Kun's current mood is as if he let a grass mud horse ride on his head and pull a tuo Xiang, and he let out a stinky fart before leaving.

Li Gang looked at Zhu Kun's angry and deformed face and couldn't help but pout, with a gloating smile, "Oops, your face is distorted, is it okay?" In other words, how could this handsome guy sneak attack you, obviously attacking in front of you in the open, to be precise, this is called preemptive, is your Chinese taught by a physical education teacher? Still sneak attack, do you want to borrow your "Xinhua Little Dictionary" to take a look, really for your IQ to catch up, pro~~" With a disdainful gaze, Li Gang's words were purely adding fuel to the fire, and ordinary individuals should be angry. But that's not all, he added two more sentences: "There is a saying, how to say it, it is called improper wording, bullshit!" That's you. Glaring, staring, what staring, haven't seen a handsome guy? Looking at your thief's eyebrows, rats, eyelids, and monkeys, I want to sympathize with you, it must be that your mother ate shit shells when she was pregnant with you, and she made you virtuous. If you know each other, hurry up and honestly explain what kind of conspiracy you are engaged in, otherwise your mother won't know you who beat you. ”

"You are really bad enough to speak, can't you accumulate some virtue?" Not to mention Zhu Shen, the object of ridicule, even the iron sheet on the side can't listen to it.

"I hate it, people are actually very civilized~~" Li Gang twisted his waist in a riot, and the festival was lost all over the ground.

"......" Iron Sheet is also unconscious, otherwise he would really vomit.

And Zhu Shen's side, it seems that he has exploded, and it is appropriate to be angry when he encounters a guy like Li Gang who does not accumulate virtue, and it is normal for his expression to be distorted when he is angry, but it is no longer a question of whether his expression is distorted or not. I saw that his face also turned from white to blue, and then from blue to blue, and then to dark blue. It looks as if someone has poured a bottle of Chinese blue ink on his head and has become an inferior copycat Smurf. At the same time, the shape of the face also changes dramatically, the nose becomes longer and bent, and the nostrils are expanded, like a strange bird's beak. The eyebrows disappeared, the pupils narrowed, the eyes turned white, the ears became pointed, the dark blue face appeared embossed spirals, and the most peculiar thing was that two small sharp horns grew on the forehead. As for the body, the body shape has not changed much, but the skin color has also changed to blue, and the skin has a spiral texture like a relief, and the hands have changed from human appearance to pointed claws.

Seeing this scene, Li Gang silently wiped his sweat, "Oh, things are going in a strange direction, I don't know if I'm in a hurry, I'll transform, really!" ”

"It has nothing to do with whether you are angry or not!" Iron Hide corrected Li Gang with a spiritual connection.

Zhu Shen, who had finished transforming, suddenly laughed, "I can finally show my true body, and I have nothing to say in the face of the soil species that used the left weapons to reveal my true body, it seems that today is my lucky day." ”

Faced with this line that seemed to be the boss's debut, Li Gang suddenly sang like a nervous nerve: "On the other side of the mountain, there is a group of Smurfs on the other side of the sea~ They are lively and smart~ They are bright and smart~ They live freely in the big green forest...... Oh, or, there are horns on my head and a tail behind me~~I'm a little green dragon~Little green dragon~I have many little secrets~Little secrets~ I have a lot of secrets, so I won't tell you~ I won't tell you~ I won't tell you~~~ Which one do you think is more suitable for you, or let's have a folk song mash-up version? On the other side of the mountain, on the other side of the sea, there is a group of small green dragons~~~"

Although Zhu Shen said that he didn't understand what this soil species was humming, it was obvious that he despised himself.

"Are you crazy?" Ironhide asked.

"What if you are crazy or not! I always thought that the Smurfs and the little dragons were cheating children, but it turned out that there really was, or a hybrid version, would it be worth a lot if you caught it? ”

"You ask him......" Iron Hide found that it was a mistake to talk to Li Gang.

"You lowly seeds, dare to ignore me, I will crush you!" Zhu Shen couldn't bear Li Gang's endless insult of putting himself in his eyes, and he didn't plan to arrest him, so he just killed him to dissipate his anger.

"What's it called, isn't this always watching you? Do you think it's great to be ugly? Anyway, if you want to do it, hurry up, this nonsense for a long time, are you acting in a drama? Brother hurried home to hug his sister. By the way, given your hostile behavior ... No, it's kidnapping, threatening and human trafficking, and this handsome guy orders you to put down your weapons and be arrested as an executor... If you have a weapon! In addition, your car was confiscated by your brother as evidence of the crime. The executor is a high-ranking civil servant, so he should have this right... Wait until it has it. ”

Zhu Shen seems to have finally found that he can't take advantage of the slightest advantage, and arguing with this soil species will only make him more annoyed, so he will do it...

I saw that the ground under Zhu Shen's feet suddenly exploded, and he flew towards Li Gang like a disemboweled.

Seeing this scene, Li Gang was happy. Fly over, or in a straight line, you're killing yourself! Li Gang pointed his big sword forward, waiting for the "Smurfs" comrade to crash into it himself.

Zhu Shen's speed was very fast, and he rushed to Li Gang almost instantly, and he was about to hit the big sword, but suddenly turned into multiple phantoms and flashed around Li Gang. Immediately afterwards, a heavy blow smashed on the dazzling Li Gang's right shoulder, and Li Gang's shoulder was like being hit by a cannon on the muzzle, and a hole with a diameter of three or four meters was smashed on the ground with a loud bang. Zhu Shen landed lightly on the edge of the pit, looking down at Li Gang at the bottom of the pit.

The iron sheet that had stood next to Li Gang jumped backwards to avoid being affected, while the tofu flower was overturned by the impact, and the inferior snacks holding it rolled on the ground several times like a leather ball.

Zhu Shen was thinking about whether his feet were a little heavy, and whether it was too cheap to kill him with one blow, and his anger had not yet disappeared. Then a voice came from the pit, "Uh, it hurts!" ”

Seeing that this soil seed who should have died in the pit rubbed his shoulders and stood up, Zhu Shen's eyes almost glared. His current mood is as unbelievable as ordinary people seeing a cement truck run over a three-year-old baby, who gets up and pats the dust and continues to build sandcastles. Why didn't this seed die? It doesn't make sense!

Li Gang rubbed his shoulders and looked up at Zhu Kun, whose expression was the same as eating stool, and suddenly nodded thoughtfully: "I thought of it, you are not a Smurf, nor a little dragon, but a Blue Devil." Well, a pair of horns is probably equivalent to the level of a one-star warrior, and to put it simply, it is cannon fodder. I'll take a damn, you cannon fodder is still so angry, today this handsome guy will let you know why chrysanthemums are so red! ”

Taking Zhu Shen's strange attack just now as an opportunity, Li Gang had a flash of inspiration, and relevant information about the Blue Devil appeared in the encyclopedia of the soul interaction body. The Blue Devil is not an earth creature, nor a mutated creature, but an authentic heterotopic creature. Judging from the information, the Blue Devil comes from a world plane called the Demon Abyss Realm. They are extremely conceited, greedy, possessive, and controlling, and aggression and expansion are always the main themes of their race. In ancient times, it was a hostile race, at least it was hostile to this Shenmu clan, no wonder this information was full of negative information, forgive no one would praise their enemies.

And as the flash that inspired Li Gang to think of the Blue Devil's information, it was the Blue Devil's unique signature racial stunt, the Shadow Body Technique. Briefly allows the body to enter multiple secondary spaces at different times in the future, producing spatial temporary projections. The peculiarity of this trick is that you can't tell his real body, because every projection is real and fake at the same time. Any projection can become a real person, and once he chooses one of the projections to appear out of the secondary space, the other projections will disappear with it. Moreover, when he activates his skills to enter the secondary dimension, he ignores any attacks, unless your attacks can reach the level of tearing through space or have the ability to attack in space. The information also said that not all Blue Devils can use the Shadow Body Technique, which involves the issue of bloodline and talent, just like there are geniuses and stupid talents among humans. Moreover, the shadow body technique will have a corresponding advanced version with the level strength of the Blue Devil, such as increasing the number of projections, projection time, and even making multiple or even all projections become real together, although it only appears for a moment at the same time, but the superimposed attack power is terrifying! It's like punching a punching bag, a person punches a hundred punches, and the sandbag is still a sandbag. If the power of a hundred people to punch at the same time is concentrated, I am afraid that the sandbags will burst and there will not even be scum left. Not only can it be used to make a one-hit kill, but it can also be used to disrupt the enemy's line of sight, dodge attacks, and run away, which is a very rebellious racial stunt, to put it mildly. It is by virtue of this open-minded racial talent that the Blue Devils have become one of the most fearsome fighting races.

Fortunately, this blue devil who calls himself Zhu Shen is only a cannon fodder level, well, for the vast majority of earthlings who are still wandering in the middle and high-level evolutionary stage, and have not even touched the side of the star warrior, this is a very powerful "cannon fodder", and at this stage, he is enough to sweep all ordinary evolutionaries.

Therefore, Zhu Shen didn't kill Li Gang with one blow, and it was normal for him to feel surprised.

"Races that shouldn't be there... Things are really going in interesting directions! The voice of the iron sheet sounded faintly in Li Gang's mind.

Li Gang glanced at the motionless iron sheet not far away, and said unhappily: "You sullen iron man, do you need to use a spiritual connection to complain?" Also, you're going to just keep watching? Your boss is now under threat to his life! ”

“…… I didn't see it. ”

"Forget it, it's better to rely on you than to rely on tofu flowers......" Li Gang glanced at the tofu flowers that were drooling at the blue devil Zhu Shen's children's shoes, and even forgot to gnaw on the inferior barbecue in his hand, "You, yes, you don't have to look at it!" Stay honest with me! ”

"Ah~~" Looking at the appearance of the tofu flower, it seems that it may be a little disappointed? When did you become so sentimental? Let's do it myself, just to see what level a one-star warrior is. Li Gang didn't want tofu to directly click this Zhu Kun as a snack.

"Hahaha......" Zhu Shen suddenly laughed wildly, "I understand, since you are a lowly native with a leftover weapon in your hand, you should also be wearing leftover armor, by the way, there are also space items!" Today is really my lucky day, I have long wanted a decent outfit, but I didn't expect to get it all at once today! ”

"This is still a stupid cannon fodder, why is there always so much self-righteous nonsense about villains? Can't you spit out as elegantly as this handsome guy? Saying that, Li Gang took back the big sword and the space ring, this blue devil is a good source of information, it would be a pity if he was hacked to death. What is his conspiracy to arrest people, it can't be boiled and eaten, right? There is no such article in the "encyclopedia......